#idr if he's 6'3 or 6'6 lmao
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Stephen King: this is Lois. I will repeatedly describe Lois, and things in her house, as hobbit-sized
King: this is Ralph. he's several inches over six feet tall
King: they're going to get married
#insomnia reread#s king#memes#idr if he's 6'3 or 6'6 lmao#hobbits are three or four feet tall lmfao#I know Lois isn't That Short but it's still very funny imagining small shapely little Lois and her skinny skyscraper husband#also Stephen king let old ladies have agency challenge
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can we talk about this i feel like we didn't talk about this properly. the fact that dan owns a pair of tabi shoes haunts me. he probably has a pair of those iconic margiela tabi boots right
like these ones. dan stop being a coward bring out the tabis. i wanna see what he does with them
#im desensitized to them at this point lmao so i dont really look at them and go wtf any more#i know people will take the piss out of him for them bc a lot of ppl cant handle a shoe that isnt doc martens or chuck taylors#but i wanna see what he does with them. they are objectively ugly of course but that's part of the fun#i hope he got the heeled ones. 6'3 isn't even enough for my boy he deserves to be 6'6 minimum#next dress up video im calling it he wears these#or makes phil wear them#phan#dan and phil#dnp#i vaguely remember someone mentioning this when this video came out but idr who and i feel like we moved on too fast#if it was you plz let me know!
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