#idk. I gotta determine a method that streamlines the process.
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#I have got to stop eating before I drink like a responsible party bitch and start eating afterwards#like. here's the thing. if you drink alcohol to get drunk why wouldn't you optimize the process?#it's not like alcohol tastes good so higher concentration alcohol is more cost effective.#eat enough to keep your stomach settled but not enough to prevent inebriation.#drink enough to stay hydrated but not enough to seriously dilute the alcohol.#idk. I gotta determine a method that streamlines the process.#am I being perhaps autistic about the process of drinking alcohol? perhaps. am I correct for doing so? absolutely yes I am.#anyway Yellowjackets so far is good and I hope it stays that way. only an episode in but I'm going to watch several more before I go to bed
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