#idk why im fixated on being sampos baby mama but im into it & this is where we are

[love-toxin]

I'm a full Sampo thirst enthusiast. Saw stuff about star rail before it came out and was kinda meh about it, then I saw leaks of his ult and went 👀

I would do Unspeakable Things to that man

i think i like sampo cuz he's like actually insane. the man owns wigs & full disguise kits and will literally lick the ground for a dollar. he would absolutely get pegged as a plea for forgiveness. the second he stops being haha funnyman he is incredibly intimidating. not even hoyo themselves could look me in the eyes and tell me that sampo would not be completely unhinged maniacal psychotic over a love interest taking more than 2 sec to answer his texts. he'd knock you up and then fucking bounce for 3 months with no forwarding address before he shows up with roses and cries at your feet. he's absolutely unhinged, despicable, and irredeemable & i love him sososososo much. do not fix him hoyoverse whatever is wrong with him is objectively sexier and funnier at the same time