#idk who give a care about that shit in the year of our lord 2024 doe

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I've had a lot of thoughts about the nitty gritty of conduits in my life and my views have changed as I've got older and learned more about biology, but the most consistent thing I think about them is they've very likely got corrosive blood. I mean, they must have some corrosive agent in them that gets rid of all the bullets they walk off otherwise they're just walking around full of lead (hilarious but unlikely). It could just be their power eating it but realistically evolving evil acid blood is better for warding off theoretical predators + it's cool--and also something that has actually happened in nature before already with prehensile green tree skinks (there are probably other examples that's just the first to come to mind).

Expanding on this idea, I think that their stomach acid might be similarly corrosive but to a slightly lesser degree. Since conduits whole thing is "roach you've been spraying with raid for five minutes who may or may not still be alive" or whatever, it would make sense that they have some kind of more intensive digestion process while also being able to digest things you really shouldn't. Regardless of how it would work, the point I'm trying to get at here is that conduit vomit would be dangerous in a way similar to their blood.

Anyway I bring it up at all because I drew this picture on a call with one of my friends as a joke and realized it doesn't make any sense without context so LOOOOOOL whatever he ruined his fucking gamer setup again he thought caustic vomit was for one day only ahhhhh he mad as hell

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I wish Taylor would tell her fans to stop thinking about her exes so much, like I know some of them cannot break the habit and it's like a ritual conversation which is comforting but still. Since she's into telling her fans off for being wrong and controlling her and living through her and pretending they can predict her, and pretending she doesn't care about things she does care about she can call out the Swifties who have so many hours in a day to talk about a guy who does not matter and hasn't matter for a while now. It's sad how some fans see everything she does as being about some guy she used to love. A creative person can do things for fun, nobody thinks about people who used to be in their lives that much. Not people as busy as Taylor for sure. We are not in the post-exe times. Not everything is about him.

Yup yup definitely, the weeks after her breakup with Joe was confirmed were sooo hellish for me, many of the biggest blogs I followed openly spewing such vitriol towards him or coming up with condescending nicknames like ‘joebless’ and ‘yb’ and while I would expect smth like this from tiktok swiftie to see this on tumblr dot com in the year of our lord 2024???? I rlly thought most of us would be above this but guess not. I agree that she’s dated some more than questionable men in the past but that doesn’t mean they’re always at fault and even after so long London was released, no one seemed all that apologetic for the way they behaved OR WORSE cherry picked parts of the song to further bash joe. Like this is straight up mean girl behaviour/bullying!!!! yall are being awful ppl!!!!!!!!! Does your fave rlly mean that much to u??

I’ve seen some ppl say it’s good that she’s telling fans off abt trying to control what she can or cannot do, and I don’t necessarily disagree but I think there’s more nuance to it. When it comes to the Vienna incident, yes I totally get it, ppl shouldn’t have been pressuring her to speak up etc. My problem is when people lump things like her matty healy fling into this kind of take-no-shit attitude, or her private jet emissions (again, there’s nuances, im not saying she should auction her jet off or smth lmao).

So given how outspoken she’s been this past year I don’t understand why she doesn’t tell swifties to back off abt her exes? I suppose one possible explanation is that she doesn’t mind it/likes it, esp with the way she’s been so heavily incorporating Travis into her brand, like she does his archer pose during midnight rain part of the tour nowadays right? Personally (I a random person don’t know the inner workings of her brain, this is just my opinion/inference) I think she plays up this whole ex bashing thing/being cosy with her current bf etc to stay relevant/trendy? It gives ppl smth to talk about, gush over on social media so it increases her engagement with the younger, more immature gen z tiktok demographic. The reason why this all feels a little disingenuous to me is cuz she’s never played up her relationship on tour like this, certainly not to this extent, and idk if it’s a result of parasocial relationships or if she’s doing stuff like this to strengthen those relationships.

Whatever it is, yep fans should separate the art from the muse, but im also not sure how much it actually bothers her as long as it keeps her on top of her game