#idk who else is on this beard train with me but i'm very happy here idk

[themegalosaurus]

Possible triggers that may prompt Dean to cast out Michael in s14:

Sam drives the Impala

Sam re-instals iPod jack in the Impala, lets Jack pick the music, listens to teen emo!rock and loves it

Sam’s beard

Sam’s beard resulting in Sam becoming a glowing beacon of sexual allure to all who see him

Newly empowered by beardy confidence, Sam repaints Impala in millennial pink to match his developing hipster image

Sam sells pink Impala for more beard oil

Jack tries and fails to grow his own beard and Sam comforts him with allusion to Dean’s own lack of chinly hirsuteness (”some guys just can’t grow beards, Jack, it’s okay”)

idk how Michael!Dean is in on all the beard chat but it’s probably broadcast over angel radio by Cas, himself a helpless acolyte of hipster beard lumberjack dad Sam

I don’t make the rules