#idk what to tag this with. its ok we ballin

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About Me

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@theonceandfuturedoc

a - age: 27

b - birthplace: Milwaukee WI

c - current time: 1341

d - drink you last had: sweet tea

e - easiest person to talk to: probably my friend brittany

f - favorite song: oh jeez.. drugs by eden

g - grossest memory:  ugh. ok. so. we get called for a lift assist right? this guy, he’s over 400lbs, and he slid out of his recliner and is so fat he cant even stand up so we need to go pick him up. and i dont give a shit, whatever. get there to find out the guys got his own hoyer lift in home. fuckin baller. sounds good. its like 0400 mind you. fuck. so, we’re getting this sling around this guy, and you have to cross these straps under their legs right? so. me and my FF LT lift the blanket covering this guys lap to do so.. not that i intentionally looked or anything but it was RIGHT THERE. this guy has no dick. (coworker later tells me when guys get too fat it inverts, which i find hysterical. but whatever. this is not the bad part.) so. this guys balls are the siZE of my GOdDAMN HEAD like sweet angel of death take me now, WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT. i looked to my LT to make that eye contact that you need in that moment, that “dude you see it too right?” blank stare. HE WONT MEET MY EYES. this guys balls are like the size of a fucking watermelon and they are just.. one giant bed sore. basically. guys THIS SHIT HAUNTED ME. we got dude back in his chair, he was in a great mood, signed my refusal. we went outside and i no shit threw up in his driveway before we left. god damn. NONE OF US SAID A WORD til we got back on the highway.  finally my partner just: “TELL ME YOU GUYS FUCKING SAW THAT. WHAT THE FUCK” and the entire truck just erupts in wtfs and wretching. ugh. god damn. 

h - horror yes or horror no:  not by myself, but ill watch em with other people

i - in love?: nahh

j - jealous of people?: i mean i’m a fucking human being so of course.

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: ...wat

m - middle name: danielle

n - number of siblings: technically just the one sister.

o - one wish: to just.. be ok? like i dont even shoot for great or good anymore, just. chill, would be pretty sweet

p - person you called last: dispatch 

q - question you are always asked: “are you a natural redhead”

r - reason to smile: dogs exist. so thats pretty sweet.

s - song you last sang: young dumb & broke by khalid

t - time you woke up: 0200. 0240. 0550. 0621. 0958. ok cool.

u - underwear colour: gray

v - vacation destination:i mean if we’re dreamin’ here i’d really like to go to Norway but,, cashmoney. so. up north would be just as ballin.

w - worst habit: *stares into abyss of every bad desicion i’ve ever made* NExT!

x - x-rays: “hold real still”

f - favorite food: cookies. 

z - zodiac sign: scorpio

i genuinely dont know 10 blogs so i guess ill just forgo that part idk.