#idk what the situation with megs is but it's probably not favourable

[mychlapci]

Oh I know tfa oppy is so pro abortion. He's like that post "in omegaverse I don't see why they don't abort that thang" his frame is a temple that megatrons sparklings are not allowed to grow in, he is at war, he is NOT sentimental enough to carry that murderous tyrants little bastards to term. (Unless he's being forced which. Yeeaaa I want that too ) But I Want him to be sooo soft when he realizes he's carrying and to realize how much he wuvvss this little bitty and carry it to term. And give birth to it which makes him regret his decision right until the sparklings out and chubby and wailing and sooo perfect that oppy falls in love despite this little sparkling having absolutely tortured him and . Yeah

ooOoh i really thought this was gonna go a different direction. This is kind of sweet compared to what I expected. i did think we were gonna go down the "forced to carry" route...

tfa Optimus is a responsible mech, he would not want to carry, not here on Earth, and honestly, not even back on Cybertron... and he would not, under any circumstances, be willing to carry Megatron's sparklings. His first thought when he found out that the tyrant got him pregnant, is to get rid of that little demon right here, right now... But then his belly swells out a bit, and Optimus realizes that he finds the small bump charming. He'll rub it idly when he's alone, staring at the life growing within him... it turns him so soft. All he can think about is how he'll be holding the little one in his arms and rocking it to sleep and how adorable it's going to be. Of course, he has his moments of doubt as the sparkling grows bigger and bigger, so big by the end of the carriage that even sitting is a struggle. mhmm Maybe it's even overdue, which means he has to be pregnant for a week or more longer than expected, the huge sparkling lodged all the way in his pelvis. He's constantly in pain and never hoped he'd aborted more than now...

The birth is an even bigger struggle but once the sparkling is out of him... Optimus is holding out his trembling, tired arms, reaching for his big bitlet. He hugs it close to his chest, soothing its wailing. His chubby baby is perfect.

[ohwriteiforgot]

Soooo ~smirks~ time to return the favour!! What about your Top 10 All-Time Favourite Movies? 😏💖💖

Cheeky! Somehow, every time I have to make a list of things, said things evaporate from my head. Like, what are movies? Have I seen any??? I’ll try to do my best, though! I’m also pretty sure I only got the top 5 in the right order 😅

   10. The Breakfast Club (1985)

Yeah, uh, this movie is just amazing. A group of kids with nothing in common coming together and becoming friends in the end? Sign me up! It was funny, it was interesting, it sends an important message. There’s a reason it’s a classic 💜

   9. Life as We Know It (2010)

I feel like this one you’ll love if you haven’t already seen it, Lily, it’s got all the best tropes: enemies to friends to lovers, living together, co-parenting. It’s bittersweet and tooth-rotting and I. LOVE. THIS. MOVIE. 

   8. Hobbs & Shaw (2019)

I’ve never been the biggest ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise’s fan, but this movie. I know a lot of people didn’t like it, but I absolutely loved it. It was just so fun! A buddy-cop type of movie, except they’re running from the law, in a life-or-death situation, bickering like an old married couple. Also, I will give my life for Hattie Shaw. I won’t even deny it, she was probably the best part of the movie. Sigh.

   7. Now You See Me (1 & 2) (2013/2016)

Both movies. But I count them as one. Why they’re on the list? Have you seen them? If you have, then you know why. If you haven’t, PLEASE GO WATCH THEM!!!!! One thing about me, I love having fun while watching movies. That’s why half of this list is filled with titles that made me feel this way, and the other half is filled with titles that made me cry / made me think about life. This is of the first kind, obviously. Illusionists! Amazing tricks! Awesome plot! Dave Franco! Oops, this one slipped, heh. 

   6. Black Panther (2018)

My question for you: Are you surprised? This one fits into both categories. It’s spectacular. It’s incredible. It shows both points of view and makes you think. What’s right, what’s wrong? It’s beautiful, and the storyline is just AMAZIIIIING! And it has such awesome jokes, and I’m a sucker for those. Remember the Oscars just after Black Panther came out? Remember how everyone admitted that this movie would have snatched all awards? I do and I still think about that. 

   5. The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)

Ryan Reynolds + Samuel Jackson. I should honestly just leave it at that. Listen, my mom loved this movie. My mom doesn’t like action movies. This has to speak for itself, okay? They Let Samuel Jackson Say Motherfucker. Man, I love this movie. (We have Deadpool and Nick Fury, and on top of that, there’s Elektra too.) 

   4. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

I wasn’t really a Spider-Man fan until Homecoming. Idk, I just never vibed with the movies. And then it turned out I needed a father figure for Spider-Man. As seen in the gif, sometimes you need your father figure to teach you the webs by throwing you over the railing. It’s a found family type of situation. We love a found family type of situation. The animation and the style are b e a u t i f u l. The dialogue is witty and at the same time thought-inducing. This movie. This is a masterpiece, okay?

   3. Pride and Prejudice (2005)

I think this was the first classic I ever saw. I honestly can’t put into words the feelings this movie gives me. I can try, though. Serenity. Longing. Desperation. Love. (And Envy. Where am I supposed to find a Mr. Darcy, huh?) The actors just did such a perfect job here. I can’t even, seriously.

   2. Avengers (2012)

I’m not gonna elaborate on this one. It’s plain obvious.

   1. Little Women (2019)

I cry so many times when I watch this. I have no idea how it managed to dig so deep inside of my chest cavity and get hold of my heart and squeeze it in its grasp. I can talk about Little Women for hours and hours. I can talk about Amy’s growth and Meg’s dreams and Jo’s loneliness and Beth’s kindness for hours. The wardrobe was stunning. The script was perfect. The cinematography, the direction of this film, they’re mind-blowing. THE ACTING IS OUT OF THIS WORLD. I love Little Women and I will always love Little Women and I will never forgive the Academy for robbing Greta Gerwig of her awards.

Soooo that’s my list! Thank you soooo much for asking, Lily, I’d forgotten some of them! COME YELL WITH ME ABOUT THESE!!💖💜