#idk what else beyond that but i know hes most likely a fwd

[patches-of-thistle]

i remembered abt that os collab event where you made fanmade strikers based on awakenings from back then and its really inspiring me to make one myself as an oc

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15.11.18

“main tumhe poore shehar mein paagalon ki taraah dhoond raha tha aur tum yahan bistar ke neeche thi?”

..... well when you put it like that......

behen heavy philosophy mode mein. you two are genuinely so dysfunctional and fucking exhausting is2g.

lol ofc she throws everyone else under the bus with her.

even then gauri's on team jiju. this girl is too pure and none of these dumbasses here deserve her, honestly.

nani why didn't you just approach/team up with anika on day 1 itself? ainvayi mein itne din usko pareshaan kiya.

ok she's overdoing it with the glee at his tadap. no need to be such a sadist.

kyunki main tumse............ le bhai. phir se iski sui wahin jaake atak gayi. universe badal gaya, bhai ke issues nahi badle.

GOD WE'VE LITERALLLLY ALREADY WATCHED THESE TWO HAVE THIS EXACTTTTTTTTTT SAME CONVERSATIONNNNNNNN ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ABOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EITHER WRITE BETTER OR END THE DAMN SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

finally a fucking apology.

YES. GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR. PLS. I AM BEGGING YOU.

#1 fangirl is here. deepveer kaun, twinkle ko bas shivika chahiye.

lmao “chintu??? yeh KYA hai?”

lol anika gave twinkle a pat on her cheek toh shivaay bhi karke haq jataa raha hai uspe.

“chintu bhi koi naam hota hai kya?” pft. your name is billu. those in glass houses.......

ha, anika has the same point to make.

lolololol he's getting roped into doing the #twinTu wedding.

LMAO WHY THE FUCK WOULD TWINKLE'S PAPAJI LISTEN TO SOME RANDO DUDE FROM MUMBAI WHO DRAGGED HIS DAUGHTER UP ON A STAGE YESTERDAY FOR NO DAMN REASON LIKE THE WHOLE THING IS SHADY AND I'D DEMAND HIS SHADY ASS STAY AWAY FROM MY VERY YOUNG DAUGHTER

............. is khanna high this morning?????/

apparently shivaay told him to act like this. idk, i still think he's high.

aslkdjslfjldskjflskj why is she so beautiful it's truly unfair.

gauri is firmly back on #teamJiju.

saari devraniyo ko mutthi mein le liya hai isne.

godddddddddddddddddd this is such a boringggggg filler ep.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH ok i can't anymore with this goddamn filler ep. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16.11.18

everything about this is tacky. the set up, what she's wearing... just...... why? i'm being blinded.

her makeup is on point tho.

what he's wearing too. jfc. all the the styling is so bad.

oh ofc she trips over nothing. ugh lord.

he has same question, ke hamesha girti padti kyun ho? doctor ke paas le jaaon kya?

ohohoho get it billu.

kinky motherfucker.

how's her eye makeup completely intact after the blindfold also? idhar bas kajal lagao toh do min mein it's under my eyes making me look like a baby panda.

lol why is she so impressed he did this? he's rich. he hired ppl for it. not like he lit every diya by himself.

also i’d be worried. last time bhai ne itna taam jhaam kiya tha, toh seedha divorce papers thamaa diye the. so... saavdhan rahein, satark rahein.

lmao billu wants to fuck. so bad.

this chick is really hard to please. itna karne ke baad bhi isko bas 85% hua. suhaag raat pe tujhe badi mehnat karni padegi billu. better keep like 6, 7 redbulls by the bedside.

pft, you think that one pheeka peck was enough to get her to 100%? men and overestimating their...... skills.

“ab door mat jaana anika. door gayi toh main jee nahi paaonga.” waaah waaah. ladke ke emotions finally khul ke aa rahein hain.

“agar mujhe filmy baatein karni aati toh main aaj zor zor ke chilaake kehta... (...) par mujhse yeh sab nahi hota hai, toh mujhse jo hota hai main wahi karoonga. apne dil ki baat seedhe seedhe tumse kahoonga.”

OH FUCK ME THEY STOLE ADAPTED ONE OF MY MOST FAVT LINES IN LITERATURE EVER; KNIGHTLEY'S CONFESSION IN EMMA (“I cannot make speeches, Emma...If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. But you know what I am. You hear nothing but truth from me.”) ASDSKJFHSDKJFNDSLKFLDK

“agar main badla hoon... ya yoon kahoon ki SUDHRAA HOON...” lolololol

anika being literally every other woman is like ‘bitch literally all i needed from you is emotional honesty and communication. nothing else.’

ouff is universe mein bhi giganticass tacky ring.

lmao itttttaaa bada promise ring.

ab toh iske biwi bolne ka koi thrill hi nahi bacha. har teen din he keeps taking it back and bestowing it again, toh koi value hi nahi raha.

haan ok i love you is better.

waaah bhai, isse kehte hain Nayi Soch!

ok cute.

OUFFFFFFFFF KITNAAAAAAAAA KHEEEEEENCH RAHE HOOOOOOOO JUST FUCKEN GET OVER WITH ITTTTTTTTTTTT

“haan bol do?” waah, dat desperation and talab. i like.

oh man my poor dumb lovesick son. he's finally getting some happy in life. siiiiiiiiigh. may it last. (until he's offed at the end of this week. or the next? idk.)

i am omRu. omRu are me. ki bc in dono ki bakchodi khatam hi nahi hoti.

lmao gauri is me - kisi aur ki shaadi but more concerned about own wardrobe.

“kyun, kya jaldi hai?”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS THARKI ASSHOLE I LOVE HIM

AUR KYA APT BIWI MILI HAI ISSE.

bhaabi bhi.

nani wants dhoom dhaam. but lord, i forgot roop still exists. ugh dafa karo.

ainvayi exposition line about prinku.

lakshman rekha ka mitaana. yaaaaaaaaaaas. finally.

(though it was in masking tape all these days, suddenly why’s it been made with some rando white powder????????)

and suddenly it’s back to being a masking tape border, which for some reason they’re WIPING, instead of just peeling off. god y’all dumb af.

19.11.18

blah blah blah safaai.

with heavy dose of rudy boy’s puppy eyes.

fuck me i'm really gonna miss my boys. like really really. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk.

nani with the 2 foot rule again.

lmao ab kyun mooh bana rahe ho. it's not like you two were doing anything on a regular basis till now. you can wait two-three more days.

ouff ainvayi ka buildup drama to show girls and boys will be on opposite sides.

snort shivaay's bitchface at gauri saying “inka koi bharosa nahi pata nahi kab bhaag jaaye...”

i love these two together.

some more buildup from rudra. ughhhhhhh.

good. ok fwding.

ugh some fakery from roop.

huh?????????? why is she hating on him for “apne maa baap ko khaa gaya”?????? wtf is wrong with this woman? he was a kid when they died and had nothing to do with it??? god she's such a poorly written villain in every universe. imma just fwd every scene of hers.

blah blah team dulha v/s team dulhan garbage.

dang, omki getting me kinda hot with his annoyed adiyal-ness. ouff this man and his hotness will be missed.

behold the dichotomy of man. lol i love him. in both his forms.

more roop crap. fwding.

blah blah #teamDulha checking out dulhan.

same, anika. same.

good.

lol gotta say bhavya is really nailing the bitchy aunty thing.

“AYE BAS KARO TUMLOG, BOHUT HO GAYA TUM DONO KA NAATAK!!!!” lmaoooooooooooooooooo anika lost it for real.

pffffffffffffft.

also they recovered from that scene with roop pretty quick huh?

pft riVya pulled him from the middle of some business call and promptly abandoned him in front of #teamDulhan.

lol his face at “chalke dikha”

“height thodi kam hai.” “gel bhi baal mein thoda zyaada hi lagaata hai.” all legit and valid concerns.

thoda zyaada personal ho gaya.

“main anika ki SAAAAAAAAAARI zarooraton ka achche se khayaal rakhoonga.”

this fucking horndog. 5 saalon ki kasar abhi ke abhi poori kar raha hai.

riVya approve of the tharak. lol.

lmao @ om randomly bellowing CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cutes. i love them all.

“bhai bada ho gaya.” lol idiot.

roop fucking with the haldi. fwding.

snort, omru warning shivaay to not feel anika up too much haldi ke bahaane.

OUFF LAGAATE HO YA NAHI I HAVE NO PATIENCE NEITHER FOR ROOP'S AINVAYI KA COUNTDOWN NA SHIVAAY'S SENTI SPEECH. FWDING.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the haldi's changing colour.

20.11.18

blah blah haldi nonsense.

fwdinggggggggggg.

oh now they remember that prinku exists.

this is such a random ainvayi ka plot with her?

fwding.

oh look chamak challo singh oberoi made her entry in this universe also.

blah blah fwding.

ok does this prinku plot/episode have anything worth watching?

why is she keeping the photo at that precarious place? kuch bhi.

cuties.

kaanch ka tootna is achcha shagun no? that's what i've always heard.

anyway, fwding.

that cat looks really uncomfortable at the way it's being held.

oh boy rudra has another party plan. meaning more punch. jfc.

cat seems more comfy being held by kunal. (ALWAYS SUPPORT THE HIND LEGS THO, PPL!!!!!!!)

the convo is boring and trite and repeated from OU, so imma just focus on physical hotness.

ofc nani gotta cockblock.

nani ke saamne toh sharam kar tharki insaan.

oh nani, yeh chappaed aur chittar kaash bachpan mein lagaaye hote isko. itna time nahi waste hota.

that haar is huge and ugly af. babies cute tho.

great mangalsutra bhi toot gaya. and this time roop had nothing to do with it.

le bhai yeh do bewakoof janne kar rahi hai party ki taiyyaaariyaan. kuch galat toh hona hi hai.

LMAO OM IS ME I AM OM. KAAM TOH KUCH KARTE NAHI, UPAR SE JO KAR RAHA HAI, USKO ATTITUDE. LEL.

fuck roop. fwding.

great rudra is digging his own grave.

lmao ok i really did laugh at bua in this scene.

ok this ep is boring af and i'm done. NEXTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah not watching the 21st waala ep coz looks to be fullllllll of bua's bs.

22.11.18

le pakdiiiiiiiiiii gayi buaaaa.

good to see shivaay in shark singh mode again.

YIKES HER SCREECHING.

hahahahha her baaaaad acting.

LMAO ROOPS DUMB ASS GAVE SHIPPING ADDRESS WITH RUDRA'S NAME AND BILLING TO HER OWN.

LOL SHE ALSO LEFT BAADAAMS ALL OVER THE POOLSIDE MAN WHAT A FUCKEN IDIOT SHE IS

daaaaaaang shivaay calling bua out step by step. knowing how much this kid is pyaar ka pyaasa from parental figures. sigh. poor child.

OMFG SHE TOLD HIM SHE HATES HIM AND HIS FACE

THIS FUCKING BITCH LEMME AT HER TERE BAADAAM KHAANE WAALE DAANT NA TOD DOON MAIN

ok fwding her dumbass rant.

....... ok tej told her the whole plan till the omRu supaari bit, but did he come from beyond the grave to tell her how he got killed? like, this makes no fuckin sense. she's the fucking worst villain in this show man.

ok fwding.

rudra hearddddddddddddddd.

LMAO THE WAY HE'S RUNNING AND SHIVAAY'S CHASING HIM DOWN THE STAIRS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lol ofc. is ladke ke pait mein na kuch baat kabhi rahi hai na kabhi rahegi.

this is honestly a lot for om to take lmao.

shivaay still valiantly trying to cover up. par khanna aa gaya rang mein bhang daalne.

oh 5 years later om's like i asked you that day also. uss din ke baad tu aaj pooch raha hai???? beech mein tujhe yaad nahi aaya ki ek witness tha?

lol everyone's on team khanna and protecting him from shivaay's desperate/angry eyes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the truth is out.

hope this guy took his heart meds today coz........... he's gonna need them.

obro hugs, not drugs. this is the shit i'm here for. more gimme more GIMME MORRRRRRRREEEEEEE. oh god how am i gonna live without the bhaichaara????????/ i really think i might have to give up the show purely because of the lack of brotherly love. PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE A NEW GENERATION OF OBROS I NEED THIS SWEET SWEET SIBLING LOVE HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh suddenly prinku ka bhi akal thikaane aa gaya. chalo jiii......

ok dadi i don't give a shit about so whatever.

lmao i've really been enjoying nani's smugass face throughout this ep, ki i knew my sohna munda was shammi kapoor, not shakti kapoor.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOP TRYING TO SLINK AWAYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

nani revelling in roop's downfall is amazing. i love it.

god some foreshadowing from roop. pls gtfo auntyji instead of putting nazar on my kids.aur mere bachon ke bachon ke bhi aas paas dikh mat jaiyyo!!!!!!!!

(glaring at @mukhtaleef coz she’s now put the unholy fear of god in me with her idea that bua is gonna raise shivaansh. PLEASE GOD ANYONE BUT HER. LET KHANNA RAISE HIM. LET TEENAGE SAHIL ADOPT HIM. ANYONE BUT THIS FUCKING BUA. PLS GOD LET HER DIE FIRST IN THIS DAMN UNIVERSE.)

EVERY SINGLE TIME EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE THEY LET THIS FUCKEN BUA GET AWAY COZ THEY HAVE “LIHAAZ” FOR HER. CALL THE DAMN COPS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

blah blah red herring from anika. ouff. just get on with ittttttttt.

ok shaadi kal hai. good.

ok i’m exhausted af. baaki baad mein (kal?) karoongi. all the actual shaaadi shit. phew. need to legit chug a few gatorades and lie down for a few hours now.

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ishqbaaz 12.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

self confidence goals: ragini 😊😊😊

anika’s hiding and snooping game be hella weak. 🙄🙄🙄

god this baagad billa looks 🔥🔥🔥 in black. i can’t even. meri saansein ruk rahi hai yougaiz. 😧😧😧

LMAO SHIVAAY REFUSING TO TAKE THE HINT HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lololol the speed jis se anika prakat hui when ragini touched shivaay. 😆😆😆

“kaadha? what’s kaadha?” “this? this green green item is kaadha! drink this, and your health will be TAN TANA TAN TAN TAN TAARA!”

hahahahahaha shivaay’s faceeeeeeee. 😂😂😂

this family is super big on its weird kaadhas. i’m on team ragini. it looks weird and hell no to drinking it, no matter what you say, billu in black. 😒😒😒

pfffffffffft, these two be eye-fucking riiiiiiiiiight in front of her. kuch toh sharam karo. 😶😶😶

ragini makes valiant second attempt. 😌😌😌

success! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmaoooooooooo if looks could kill, there’d just be scorch marks on the floor where billu previously stood. 🙃🙃🙃

i’m not falling for this tej-jhanvi nonsense again. tej’s a dirty dog who will never sudharofy. he doesn’t deserve to even be on the same continent as jhanvi. 😑😑😑

“kitne dino baad hum normally baat kar rahe hai!”

yeah it’s so sad when someone trying to set you on fire and that puts a damper on civil conversation. 😕😕😕

ugh this simpering conversation is sooooo boringgggggg. im fwdinggggg. 😣😣😣

yup. fully called it. 🙄🙄🙄

WAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I MISSSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOOKING FIRE AS EVERRRRRRRR 😍😍😍

... someone tell me where REAL bechaaaari svetlana is though. 😐😐😐

time for regularly scheduled Faraq Fight of the hour. 😊😊😊

baaat ka batangad. kaadha diya, zeher nahi. untwist your boxer briefs, billu. 🙄🙄🙄

he’s getting angsty and mad at her for believing that ragini is his fiancee, when that’s exactly what he wanted in the first place. stupidddddd boy. 😑😑😑

he’s thissss close to blurting out the truth. he’s this close to growling “how could you believe i could be remotely interested in anyone else?” 😌😌😌

oh ho, kabab mein omki. 😒😒😒

...yeh dikhaana tha? iske liye achcha khaasa sexy shivika moment kharaab kiya tha? 😠😠😠

ok rudra is the unfittest gym bunny i have ever seen. 10 crunches take it out of him???? son, i haven’t exercised since 2003, and *i* can do 10 crunches. 😕😕😕

also @ acp anda (as @vishwaspur calls her): who the fuckkkkkkk exercises with hair alll khulaaa and flowing around? 😑😑😑

caaaaasual misogyny time. nice to see that bit of rudra’s personality is constant. 😒😒😒

RETURN OF OLD SENSIBLE, SNARKY OMKARA. *CRYING OF HAPPY* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

pfffft, shivaay and his tarafdaari of baby brother. 😆😆😆

i honestly love how much shivaay babies rudra. it’s fucking adorable. 😚😚😚

ugh svetlana, girlllllllllll, you can honestly do SO MUCH BETTER? it painssssss me to see you waste your hotness on terrible tej. 😫😫😫

i just realised that i want svetlana and jhanvi to get together. like, as a couple. two amazing, beautiful queens. haaaaye. imagine the flawless. 😍😍😍 #jhanLana #makeItHappen

oufffffff, can this scene enddddddddd already? 😑😑😑

oh boy. what plan? will they steal jhanvi’s face next and put her in the freezer dabba? 😟😟😟

sarcasm singh oberoi needs to shut it. 😒😒😒

omkara is me. i am omkara. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

oh god are they going to sabotage his gym equipment? IT COULD KILL HIM, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 😧😧😧

of course pedantic singh oberoi has to sit and read the user manual. 😑😑😑

i relate with omki’s frustration level sooooo much rn. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

why are pinky/shakti on the DBO set of OM? 🤔🤔🤔

TAMEEZ AND DISCIPLINE? WHAT IS THIS, GURUKUL OF MOHABBATEIN? 🙄🙄🙄

ooooooop, shaktiji calling pinky out on the reallll issue. 🙊🙊🙊

oh dang. shaant shaktiji is shaaant no more. 😬😬😬

pffffffft, bhains ke aage been kyun baja rahe ho shaktiji? go do some pooja-paath instead. 😕😕😕

but yeah, this is the slow start to the pinky ka redemption track, methinks. she’ll continue with her ragini wala plan for a while, but then she’ll do something that’ll be her “ek kadam” and the family will forgive her and accept her. whatever. i don’t even care anymore. i just need her to stop being so nasty so i can stop hating her. it’s exhausting. 😖😖😖

“ab toh aaj yeh machine rahegi, ya main rahoonga!”

famous last words. 🤐🤐🤐

����📰📰 tomorrow’s headlines 📰📰📰: oberoi scion (no, not the hot and short rude one. or the one with the hair. the other one.) killed due to stupidity. absolutely no one surprised. we’re amazed he made it this far. 

eeeeeee callback to “haath chod” moment of yore! omkiiiiiii. alavoooooo. *pulls his cheeks* 😘😘😘

i need the mom of a hot guy to throw her son at me, the way pinky is throwing shivaay at ragini. 😌😌😌 #suchSexPositive #muchProgressive #Wow 

ragini’s amazing faces of the day: 

how the fuck is dadi expecting this whole fucking taj mahal sized mansion to be painted IN ONE DAY?????????? 🤔🤔🤔

awwwww bulbul and her adorable baby cheenkein. 😊😊😊

pft. what a contrived issue. and these idiots are sooooooo useless. 😒😒😒

literally just some pics of shivika being attractively annoyed/annoying: 

this is suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a stupidddddd ���problem”, lord. literally just watching for shivika and om’s hella beautiful faces. 😒😒😒

wow. gale force winds blowing inside the room at romantic scene. amaze. 😐😐😐

so... gender reversed fairy lights scene from IPKKND/DBO then. but with... gym equipment. sure. 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽

it’s amazing how little fucks i give about these two as a couple. i’m literally more invested in prinkveer. 😕😕😕

OH MY GOD WHY WON’T THIS SCENE ENDDDDDDDDDD????????? FWD FWD FWD FWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. can’t believe i’m having to sacrifice on bulbul screentime/rikara romance for this BS. 😒😒😒

there. there’s the beginning to pinky’s redemption. she’s going to try and expose him for jhanvi’s sake. but it’s gonna backfire and he’ll expose the truth about shivaay to fuck her over. oyyyy vey. 😬😬😬

these threeeee fucking idiots. don’t they have their own love/sex lives which are in shambles to attend to? khade ho kar vicariously getting kicks from the most thanda “love story” in the history of the world. 😒😒😒

greattttttt. back to square one. 😑😑😑

shivaay: “tum log ladne ke bahaane ko dhoond kyun rahe ho? come on, be nice to her, she helped you out.”

oh my god. OH MY GOD. irony just died a thousand fucking deaths right now. *lays flowers at its grave* 😧😧😧

ragini: comes to talk to shivaay.  shivaay: literally ignores her to turn to anika and randomly ask her what SHE’S up to. 😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhhh shivaaaay. why you even started this whole stupid engagement drama when you don’t even have the mettle to act on it for 10 minutes is beyond me. 🙄🙄🙄

oh nooo, ragini ki choppppp. 😋😋😋

pinky’s gonna do it. she’s gonna blurt it out. 😗😗😗

yuppppppppp. she’s... 

oh no, shaktiji is putting addddchan. and misunderstanding her intentions. 😐😐😐

I FULLY NEED JHANVI TO GONE GIRL TEJ’S ASS. LIKE YESTERDAY. PLEASE GOD. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE, THIS LYING SNAKE. 😡😡😡

ok, when someone is going to SUCH lengths to prove their story, it’s shady af. 🙄🙄🙄

yes pinky, please use your tedhaaa dimaag for productive things like these. leave your son alone for like a day, so he can get laid already.  😑😑😑

LMAOOOOOOOO WHY IS ANIKA SO SMUGLYYYYY SWAYING WHILE SHIVAAY LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE? 😂😂😂😂😂

GENDA CHAAP DANT MANJAN. lolololol. 😆😆😆

produced by same company as chamko detergent??? 😁😁😁

of course he doesn’t know what manjan is. #burgerBachcha 🙄🙄🙄

GOD SHE’S SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T EVEN. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THIS CUTE? IT SHOULD BE BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! THE LEVELS OF CUTE IN HER BLOOD ARE TOO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 

“shivaay, aap na meri baat kabhi nahi samjhenge.” “main toh tumhe hi nahi samajh paaya, anika. tumhaari baaton ko kya samjhunga.”

ooooop. things suddenly serious. though, is he talking still labouring under the misunderstanding, or does he Know™ about what she did? 🤔🤔🤔

“story kahin se kahin bhi pohunch jaaye, lekin yeh dono har do minute kisi na kisi pillar ke peeche hi milenge.” “ya phir RK pose mein!” 

lmaoooooooooo 😂😂😂

anika be like bitch i don’t have time for this passive aggressive emotional garbage. ANIKA OUT!!!!!!!!!! 😒😒😒

lololol om’s shiftyyyyyyyyy look. GODDDDD MAN, WHAT EVEN IS YOUR FACEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU 😍😍😍😍😍😍

hahaha khanna be hardcore shivika shipper from literally day 1. shivaay have dinner with some other ho? NOT ON HIS WATCH! ❌❌❌

pft such contrivedddddddd excuses. and these idiots are falling for it too. 🙄🙄🙄

how nice and convenient that there’s such strategic mood lighting that makes their skin look perfect and glowy. 😌😌😌

THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING STOREROOM. THIS IS THAT... ok idk what to call it, but it’s that random performance hall type space in their house. 😐😐😐 

waaah lighting got even more romantic. and there’s dinner too! 😇😇😇

me: waaay more excited about the food >>> the man. 😊😊😊

ooooooooooh. things getting serious. and angstyyyyyyyyyy. 😌😌😌

lmao what the fuck even is this tent nonsense? WHY WOULD YOU SET UP A TENT IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FULL-ON FUCKING STORM? HOW LONG IS OM PLANNING TO STAND THERE HOLDING ON TO THE DAMN THING????????? 😕😕😕

JUST GET IN THERE AND CUDDLE WITH HER, BOO. 🙃🙃🙃😚😚😚😉😉😉