#idk tokyorev tags as much

[okkalo]

rin, the man who would say no to playing princesses with his daughter but immediately cave when she pouts. he’s now wearing a tiara, his bangs messily tied up by his daughter, and in a pink tutu that (thankfully) had an elastic waist. he begrudgingly sits down at her tiny play table, the chair much too small for him, and sipping an empty play tea cup.

you would come back from work early just to see the sight, slapping a hand over your mouth to hold in a laugh. rin sees and IMMEDIATELY glares at you. absolutely flips you off under the table. would keep playing along with his daughter, however, just in a more grouchy mood now.

[mushibashiraas]

tw: manga spoilers. possibly a few swear words. this is supposed to be light though. don't worry, kids!

THE INVINCIBLE MIKEY.

— mikey and his newly formed kanto manji gang definitely made the mistake of booking the wrong restaurant at first. he and sanzu had to wait outside while kokonoi and the rest went inside to broker a deal between three other gang leaders for territory among other... less than legal stock. it was more than awkward for both but especially for the invincible, feared, powerful, most individually well-known gangster in tokyo. unfortunately for him, sanzu found it hilarious watching his boss sulk like they were little kids again and shinichiro had just denied mikey a taiyaki before dinner.

— so you'd think after the tragic battle against the second generation toman, they'd learn their lesson. but the haitani brothers had forgotten their fearless leader's true age and booked a well-known high-rise restaurant in roppongi frequented by gangsters, politicians, and celebrities alike to work out a deal with some local politician. and once again, mikey and sanzu had to wait outside while kokonoi and the rest of kanto manji's executives went inside.

— maybe mikey smacked sanzu across the face for taking his teasing too far... sanzu may or may not have offered cute, pre-made party hats to mikey to wear on his head while they waited for koko and the rest to finish upstairs.

notes:

hello! hi! yes. yall signed up for me and my immaturity the second yall read my rules and clicked follow. heehee! i love tokyorev so so muchdjdjd like?? PLEASE?? tell me they did not run into the dumbest silliest bullshit amidst them ruining people's lives. gotta find humor somewhere, am i right? or that could just be me and my horrid, dark sense of humor talking. idk

but i literally cannot think without getting mikey and sanzu being pouty, childish, teasing 5 yr olds as they navigate the dark and gritty underworld lifestyle — that normally one'd discover and learn about as adults — as teenagers. BEATS THEM OVER THE HEAD! I AM TRYING TO WRITE A SERIOUS FIC, YOU TWO!! PLEASE KEEP UR NONSENSICAL CHAOTIC TOMFOOLERY OUT OF MY HEAD FOR NOW. FJSJXJSJ

anyway. ofc as always this is posted with little to no proofreading djsjdj we die like shinichiro and emma (bad joke. i am so sorrydhdj). apologies! also, there shouldnt be a gn reader in this? hence no indication in the "tw" at the top. i'm planning on making this a mainly canon-characters-only hc list. .....a list which i will def. be adding on to and plugging as time goes on. aaaaa i just had to get these three hcs out so i can get serious and sad. lol

also will def. add more character tags as i add more characters to this hc list. i promise! probs gonna go as far as write for post-2nd-gen-toman fight!kanto manji and bonten. not rlly gonna much for og and 2nd gen toman charas. sorry, yall fjsjdjdjdj

manga pic belongs to wakui. i just took a screenshot — it is literally one of my fave panels lmaooo they are so cute. kisses koko my love and pats inupi on the head. aaaaa

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723 posts created (32%)

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I tagged 997 of my posts in 2022

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#kokonoi hajime - 57 posts

Longest Tag: 133 characters

#they hand takemichi a wedding gift and say they didn't know his name so they just wrote ' that one dude who was in every fight' on it

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Tokyorev things that make me 💫cry💫 and 💖throw up💖 laughing ᶤᶰ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵃᶤʳ

Mikey inventing a new type of boxing because drunken boxing isn't for him???

Mikey's towel. The fact he has it for over 10 years. The fact that it's tip is his favorite spot. The fact that he's not just kneading it but also apparently uses it as a pacifier

In every character sheet wakui avoids the words "best friend" to death. Baji and chifuyu? Loyal lads. Takemichi and chifuyu? working together. Kazutora and baji? Shoulder the same sin.

this izana

Takemichi doesn't like ghosts. That's such a random information?

Emmas weight is "three apples"

Kazutoras and shinichiros relationship is labeled as kill

Akkun and takemichi met because Akkun beat him up

Naoto likes occult shit and his favorite person is aleister crowley. Idk that's such a dark fact I think it belongs in here

Baji and Draken meeting once a month or so to complain about mikey. Like what is mikey doing to them off camera???

Koko likes fortune telling but inui doesn't believe or trust him. Understandable

Koko and inui are always drawn together like they are the tragic side couple in a shojo manga

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#4

I love sanzu. Him and his awkward little stand with his awkward posture.

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#3

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#2

tokyo depression fashion 2021-22

by ken wakui

This was so much funnier in my head

1,350 notes - Posted September 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

small collection of the haitani brothers contributing absolutely nothing to a situation

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