#idk the lobster is sad today

[lobter-invasion-march1]

i posted my lobster. you better post a mackerel on the 3rd

[wild-west-wind]

Got my hands on some lobster mushrooms today, so tomorrow I’m going to make lobster mushroom chowder (or bisque, idk). Honestly, and I recognize this is sad to say, but these mushrooms are the best thing that’s happened to me in the last two weeks.

[btsmutimagines]

Washed Up (M)

A/N: Idk why I’m embarrassed to admit this but I listen to Korean boyfriend ASMR sometimes because I’m a sad lonely hoe and I love deep voices so I listened to one but I can’t find it anymore T-T however I vividly remember how it went down so... enjoy I guess

Requested (forever ago):  Can you write a dom taehyung smut , where he is protective and possessive in celebration for taehyung's blue hair? +  Daddy kink , over simulation, marking/giving hickeys , spanking , orgasm denial , body worship and possession kink? (was asking for kinks at the time lol)

Word Count: 4.1k

THe BLUE HAIR STARTED THIS FSKLDKL

Have you ever started the day, feeling ready for whatever life wants to toss at you but as the day progresses, every possible worst-case scenario you could muster up starts to feel like your reality?

That’s the kind of day you were having.

It started with your car stopping halfway to your job because you forgot to fill your tank and you had to hitchhike with a stranger to a gas station who kept insisting that they could drop you off at work but you weren’t about to leave your baby on the side of the road for god knows how long. Your eyes kept looking at your rear-view mirror, making sure that your ‘goodwill’ stranger wasn’t following you to work.

Thanks to your forgetfulness, you were late to work where you met with your supervisor breathing down your neck because you were apparently scheduled for a meeting that was behind schedule due to your tardiness and your supervisor had to roughly start on his own.

You jumped in, trying to not mess up the entire presentation but you ended up messing up on some of the quarterly sales to be corrected by one of the investors. You knocked over a chart, the PowerPoint presentation that you spent weeks on wouldn’t open for a good 20 minutes which was filled with you and your supervisor awkwardly trying to joke with the investors. Oh, not to mention that your coworker had mentioned to you after you got up that you missed a button on your blouse so whenever you leaned over, you were flashing them a nice view of your bra and cleavage.

Hell, maybe that will distract them from the train wreck of a presentation.

You just plopped back into your seat, trying to start your next presentation and making sure that it opened properly every time you saved and exited it. Amid your work, one of the senior girls came over to you and started to make small chat with you.

“Oh, hey hun.”

“Oh, hi.”

“You seemed really busy.”

“Kind of. Is there something you need?”

“Oh, Y/N, what makes you think that I only came over so you could do something for me?” Dunno, maybe because the last time you came over to chat, you left me with 15-page assignments that were due the next morning? While your ass went out for drinks with one of your ‘companions’ You had chills run down your spine at the thought of this woman and how she gets around a man she is pining over.

It had nothing to do with her age (she has solidified cougar status), but it was the overly seductive side that she tries to portray. She tries to mystify every man she takes a liking to, but it shouldn’t take too much to get someone who likes you as well to get to the hint, but she liked to overemphasize her interest.

Maybe it’s your way of thinking, seeing as your boyfriend could be as dense as men come, but you like to think the old ‘being yourself’ trick works well.

She still gets her men, so that’s all that matters to her, you guess?

“But since you were such a dear to ask,” here we go again.

“I was supposed to stay to midnight to examine one of my newest client’s records, but I promised my sister that I would watch her kids while she and her husband went out for dinner.” You internally sighed, knowing that she was probably making an elaborate excuse, but you also had no reason why you wanted to get out of it anyways.

“Of course, wouldn’t want to leave children unattended.” You said with a hint of sarcasm, but she still dropped the huge binder on your desk anyway. She took her high heeled self away from yourself with a fake smile before going back to her cubicle on the other side of the room.

One of these days she’s going to really need you and you’re going to make sure that you have some kind of plans that were so foolproof that she’ll have to actually, you know, do her damn job.

You checked your watch, only seeing that it was 10. You leaned your head back a bit, stretched your arms before getting back to fixing your presentation.

“Hey, Y/N?” You sighed, looking at one of your coworkers walking up to you. He only came over to you to do one of two things: awkwardly ask you to go to lunch with him or fix the copier because you ‘had the magic touch’. You were pretty sure he just wanted to watch you squat to fill the paper or to lean over to check if it was even plugged in.

“What is it?”

“I was working with the copier, but it wasn’t working again, I was wondering if you would check it out for me?” You got up, following him to the copy room. The copier was on this time, you saw that it was just waiting for confirmation before printing and you accepted.

“You didn’t know how to confirm a print job?”

“It wasn’t working before? It wouldn’t print when I confirmed, you see.” The copier printed a single page and you handed it over to him and he stopped you from leaving.

“Don’t you want to make sure it worked?”

“It clearly did since it printed if you would excuse me-”

“Just look at it for me?”

“Uh.”

“What I mean is that, wouldn’t you feel partially responsible if the copier screwed up after helping me out?”

“No.”

“What?”

“You broke the copier and I couldn’t fix it. I’m not maintenance. Now, can you like take two steps to the left?” You were ready to tackle this dude, not really caring about what the office would think but he flipped over the page in front of you.

It was simple, it had the picture of him holding a sign saying ‘lunch?’.

“I wonder how much Mrs. Kang would appreciate you using office supplies to ask a taken woman to lunch.”

“Taken? By who?”

“None of your business. Now, move it.” You rubbed your temples, regretting even trying to help that kid. You had to admit, his persistence would be valuable if it was for actual work.

You worked through your lunch, settling for food from the cafeteria and your senior coworker walked past you.

“Aw, you poor thing.”

“What?”

“Having to eat from the cafeteria. That young man in our department just treated me to lobster.” What? That kid could afford lobster for lunch? You thought he would just take you to the cafeteria and try to awkwardly feed you or something, but not some fancy lunch? Now, your soup seemed pretty inferior to the lobster you could have been digging into…

“That poor boy told me how you rejected him so harshly when he just wanted to treat you to a nice lunch since you worked so hard.” Of course, she ate up his sob story, he was footing the damn bill.

“I don’t think it would be appropriate to let another man take me out to lunch when I have a boyfriend.”

“You? A boyfriend?” She laughed mockingly, you rolled your eyes and faced her.

“Honey, you should explore your options. Men are like a buffet, why restrict yourself to only your favourites when there are so many things that you can sample?”

“Because my boyfriend is like my favourite restaurant, sure there are things that I know I’ll love but there are more things that I would discover. To everyone else, it’s just another restaurant but I love it.”

“Ugh. Listening to you is going to make me vomit the lovely lobster I just enjoyed. Enjoy your little soup.” She basically spat the last line at you, you flipped her off when her back was turned to you.

Without any further interruptions, you fixed your presentation and began to read through the client records that Ms. ‘Men are buffet’ should have been looking at. She even walked past you, exclaiming how excited she was to get home after a long day at work.

The office began to dwindle in people, your office light being one of the few that were still on and you started to yawn when you were reading the plans for the product. It was only 6 in the evening; a small nap couldn’t hurt…

You shut the binder, placing it on your table and placing your keyboard up on the base of your monitor to give your arms more room. As soon as you shut your eyes, you started to doze off.

You woke up to the sound of your ringtone next to your ear and you groggily answered.

What do you want?

Is that really how you want to start this conversation, baby?

Yes. If you can’t tell me why you decided to grace me with this phone call, I’m hanging up

Are you forgetting that you said that you wanted to come over tonight and it’s now 10?

No, I-shit, I did, didn’t I?

Yes, Ms. Forgetful.

I’ll be right there.

Wait-

You hung up before he could finish, turning off your light and grabbing your coat. You rushed down to the parking lot and getting in your car. It was raining outside, you forgot to check the weather before you left the house, but you had a car, so it wouldn’t matter, right?

That is, if your car would actually start.

“Fuck.” You saw the battery symbol light up, you cursed out loud and hit the steering wheel. You got out of the car, locking it and decided to trudge in the rain. His place wasn’t that far away, and you didn’t want to spend the money on a taxi.

So, you show up to your boyfriend, Taehyung’s doorstep, shivering and wet from the rain and he opened the door. He looked all warm and comfy in his sweats and a loose shirt and began to ‘tsk’ at you.

“If you let me finish, Y/N, I would have said that it was raining and that we could have met for breakfast or something.”

“Well, you were talking too slow.”

“I think you know how fast I can be, baby.”

“Are you going to stand there and boast or let me in?”

“My, my, you’re snappier today.”

“Well, my warm and dry boyfriend is just chatting up a storm while I’m cold, shivering and dealing with a kinda shitty day, thanks for asking by the way.”

“That was my next question, I swear.”

“Mhm.” He pulled you inside, shutting the door behind you and you looked at him with your arms crossed.

“To be fair, you’re the one that showed up late.”

“Well, I got extra work shoved on me because one of my coworkers, you know the one with the curly auburn hair that pinned in a weird updo?”

“The one that flirted with me when you went to get drinks?”

“I swear any relatively young-looking man with a pulse is her type.”

“Wait, relatively young-looking? What does that even mean?”

“You have a baby face.”

“Excuse you, I look extremely manly.”

“Oh, honey.” You said, touching his arm.

“God, don’t talk like that woman.”

“Sorry, she kept saying that to me today and I need a detox from her.”

“Agreed.”

“Anyways, she shoved her work on me to finish. Then some dude in the office asked me out to lunch. I said no, don’t worry yourself, Mr. Jealous.” You could see the relief wash over him as you said the last sentence, but it was quickly replaced with fake shock.

“I didn’t even say anything.”

“Your expression speaks volumes, but I missed out on some lobster.”

“Pfft. Lobster. Baby, I could get you a four-course seafood extravaganza. Calamari, lobster, crab, whatever you name it.”

“Mussels?”

“Of course.”

“Shrimp?”

“Baby, who do you think I am?”

“Maybe, you’re not too bad, I guess.  You would make better company, anyways.”

“I can do much more than that.”

“And what’s that?”

“How about I get a nice, warm shower running, give you the one sweater you like to wear,”

“I like to wear it or you like seeing me in it?”

“Why can’t it be both, love?”

“What else?”

“And we can have some nice cuddles while we watch that movie you were talking about?”

“Hm. You seem to know me pretty well.”

“Only been at this for almost 2 years, I think I have some hindsight now.”

“That smart brain of yours should probably tell those feet to start moving.”

“Yes, ma’am.” He said, turning on his heel and walking to the bathroom. You giggled a little as he saluted you before entering the bathroom.

“Such a dork.” You took off your shoes, placing them on the rack next to his and peeling off your coat. A shiver made you rub your arms with your hands and rush down to the bathroom.

“Didn’t think you would come in so soon.”

“Well, you did say a nice shower, not a bath.”

“Better warm you up faster, maybe the snappiness will wash away.”

“Eh.” You exclaimed, slightly offended and he chuckled.

“I was joking, babe.”

“Oh, so you think you’re funny now, huh?”

“When wasn’t I funny?”

“Were you ever funny?”

“That’s just a low blow, you know that’s a core part of my being.”

“You kind of walked into that one, bud.”

“Fair.” He began to unbutton your blouse, your wet bra accentuating your breasts and hardened nipple due to the cold rain.

“It was really cold.”

“Whatever you say, baby.” He stood close, your face gently pressed into his chest as he unzipped your pencil skirt and sliding it down. He took his time with your stockings, his face conveniently in front of your panties and he hooked his fingers along the strap.

“Control yourself, mister.”

“Of course, where are my manners? You can’t be the only one naked here.”

“That’s not what I…” He stood up abruptly, tossing his shirt over his head to reveal his torso. You appreciated the fact he wasn’t a gym monkey like Jungkook, besides it’s fine to play with his stomach.

“Cute.”

“What kind of reaction is that?”

“What? Your tummy is cute.” He sighed, you poked his tummy and he tried to fight the smile on his face before holding your hands.

“You’re ruining the mood.”

“What mood? I’m taking a shower and you took off your shirt for no reason.”

“I never said that you would be washing yourself. It’s more relaxing if someone else does it.”

“Uh-huh.”

“Plus, we can spend more time together, we missed out on some quality time.”

“Fine, but don’t do that thing.”

“What thing?”

“Don’t be coy. You know exactly what I mean, where you put on that smouldering look and act all like Edward from twilight-esque.”

“Are you getting a fever?” He placed the back of his hand on your forehead and you smacked his hand. You slipped out of your underwear and getting behind the curtain. The warm water hitting your skin instantly made you feel better, Taehyung following you not too long after.

“I can shower myself just fine, Taehyung.”

“Y/N.” He singsonged your name, wrapping his arms around you and resting his chin on your shoulder. He planted a soft kiss to your shoulder.

“I just want to help you relax, you’ve had such a long day and deserve to be pampered, hmm?” He didn’t give a real chance to respond, grabbing the loofah he kept for you when you stayed over and added some soap.

“Just close your eyes and let me take care of you.” He rubbed the loofah before gently scrubbing your skin. You listened to his whimsical hums as he glides the loofah as he wished.

“May I?”

“If you have to.” He fondled your chest, him trying to be innocent as possible about it. Although you didn’t miss the gentle brushing against your nipples or him needed to cup more of your breasts because he ‘couldn’t miss a single spot’.

He washed your back, you sensed him getting down his knees as he washed your ass. The way the loofah rubbed against your ass in a gentle circular motion, his hand lightly touching as he moved over the curvature.

He turned you to face him, letting the water now hit your back and his hand touched your leg.

“Lift your leg.” He commanded, you silently obeyed, and he got eye level with your leg. You watched him wash with long strokes, licking his lips a bit as he switched legs.

“All done.”  He stood while saying this, his fingers stroked up your thigh. You pressed your thighs together as a result, looking away from Taehyung who gently turned your head to meet his eyes.

“Let me return the favour.” You quietly said, averting your eyes from his face and grabbed the loofah he used for himself and a dollop of his body wash.

You couldn’t help but stare at the way the soap would wash off his torso, almost drooling when you watched his back muscles slightly contract as you washed his back. Jesus, it was one of the titillating things about him.

“You’re missing a spot, love.”

“Oh-uh you’re a big boy, you can do that yourself.”

“You offered.”

“To wash you, not give you a handjob with soap.”

“How about without the soap?”

“Are your brain cells still functioning?”

“Oh, don’t play games, love. Don’t think I didn’t catch you staring at me.”

“Or how you pressed your thighs together when I just innocently touched them?”

“Or how your nipples are still hard after all this time in the shower?”

“So what if that’s all true? What are you going to do about it?” You knew there was no point in trying to hide your arousal, he could see through you like glass.

“Why don’t you tell me? What do you want me to do?” He leaned in, teasing you by brushing his lips against yours but you pressed your lips against his. You didn’t care about how desperate you were, your lips shamelessly moving against his.

His hands grabbed your ass, you gasped at the sudden movement and he chuckled into your lips.

“Not funny.”

“You gasp like it’s the first time I’ve touched your ass.”

“It just catches me off guard.”

“So cute.”

“Not the exact words I want to hear, Tae.” He chuckled again, you hit his chest and he leaned in to kiss you again. You felt yourself chasing after his lips, seconds separating each kiss you two shared and you comfortably rested your arms around his neck.

His lips trailed along your neck, a small whimper left your lips as he began to nip at your skin. Your hands travelled to his head with a rough tug at his hair.

“I can’t believe that dick at your job doesn’t know you’re mine. All mine.”

“Someone sounds jealous.”

“Of who? I’m the only one who gets to touch you like this.” His left hand sensually rubbed against your inner thigh, his thumb brushing against your folds.

“The only one who gets to hear you like this.”

“Fuck.” You whispered under your breath as his right hand expertly fondled your left breast.

“Don’t get quiet on me, sweetheart. I want to hear you while you unravel under my touch.”

“Hands against the wall.” He commanded, you swiftly positioned yourself. You were about to speak when you felt two fingers suddenly enter you.

“Jesus Christ, Taehyung.” You moaned, his fast pace was unforgiving.

“Jesus, you’re so fucking perfect. Your pretty little pussy taking my fingers so easily like it’s made for me.”

“Nngh, fuck, more.” You felt a hard smack on your ass, the sting only stimulating you more.

“Where are your manners, baby? Hm?”

“P-Please fuck- I want more p-please.”

“Good girl.” He obliged to your plea, a third finger squeezing its way into you. The gentle stretch was noticeable, Taehyung’s hand soothing your ass while he did so.

“You alright, baby?”

“Y-Yes.”

“So eager to please.” He continued his reckless pace when he felt you were comfortable, his fingers quickly stretching you out.

“You’re so good, baby, so good.” You could barely focus on Taehyung’s words, pleasure overpowering your senses. Though your incoherent moans, you found yourself on the edge of your orgasm before he stopped.

“What the fuck, Tae-” He silenced you with another slap to your ass, you giving him a silent glare.

“You didn’t think I was going to let you cum, did you?”

“You’re not coming until I see you trembling and sobbing for me to let you cum, understood.”

“Besides, I have to punish you for keeping me waiting.” You wanted to protest, your words barely making it to the tip of your tongue before you felt his fingers plunged back into you.

You were pretty sensitive from before, the addition of his thumb grinding against your clit only made it more of a challenge to stop yourself. He teased you, abruptly stopping for a moment before starting his wicked pace. All you could was stabilize yourself against the wall, getting a few warning smacks from slightly sliding out of position.

“P-Please- Tae. I can’t- Wanna cum-” You sobbed, not caring about your broken words and he rested his hands on your ass.

“In due time, baby. First, on your knees.” He watched as you shakily knelt in front of him, being formally acquainted with his throbbing erection. You silently awed at how he could show restraint while he was this hard.

You didn’t need a word before you wrapped around him, maintaining a good grip as you pumped his cock at a moderate pace. Licking your lips, you allowed the head to enter your mouth. Your tongue ever so slowly swirled around it, licking away the leaky precum and he groaned in response.

His hands made their way into your wet hair, sloppily gripping the strands as you began to bob your head in a rhythmic pace. You found yourself growing wet at the sounds of him cursing your name as you blew him.

“Fuck, your lips are so beautiful around my cock.”

“Love the way I hit your pretty little throat.”

“Fuck, makes me want to cum and watch you swallow it all up like a fucking good girl.”

“Shit-“ You stopped, wiping off a string of saliva that connected your lips to his cock. He helped you up, turning you to face the wall adjacent to you and lifting your leg. With his other hand, he rubbed the head of his cock against you.

“Quit teasing me already.”

“But it’s so much fun.”

“Taehyung.” You whined, him having the audacity to chuckle before slowly sliding into you.

“Fuck.” You two muttered seemingly at once, he was still for a moment before beginning to thrust his hips into yours.

He leaned in to kiss you, muffling your moans as he began to bang into you. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, focusing on the insurmountable euphoria that came with each thrust of his cock. It was mind-numbing how he knew every sweet spot on your body from your neck to your collarbone. From your chest to your stomach, down to your hips and thighs and eventually your cunt.

And you knew him well, how much he liked when you tugged at his hair, the way his face heats up when you nibble on his ear. The way he moans when you kissed his neck and under his jaw, leaving haphazard hickeys wherever you felt. You knew he liked the way you straddle his thighs, not so discreetly grinding on him until he was uncomfortably hard and leave him to his own devices. His body was moulded to every touch you made and you loved it.

“Fucking shit, baby.” He growled in your ear, you biting your lips once again but unable to mask the whimpers from his attentive ears.

“Let me hear you.”

“Please-fuck, harder.” He graced you with a rougher pace, you needing to press your back against the wall before you slammed into it from his thrusts. You moaned at the hard grip he had on your thigh from holding your leg up and you could feel yourself stumbling to stay up.

“You like that, baby, huh? Fucking you so good you won’t want any dick but mine.”

“Y-Yes.”

“Say it.”

“I’m a-all fucking yours.”

“Good fucking girl. You wanna cum?”

“F-Fuck, please.” He smirked, his free hand immediately rubbing your clit. Your legs trembled as you came, the release causing you to cry out.

He came a bit after you had, delectable groans escaping his lips as he did so. The two of you glanced at each other breathlessly, neither of you speaking as you caught your breaths.

“I think I have to clean you up again.”

[verdigrisprowl]

Sept 17 Dancitron Movie Night - Gotham 21-22

Tarantulas came briefly, but it was awkward and he and Prowl barely talked.

In other news, season finale! Yaaay.

Today MedicalMurdersaurus 7:32 pm ((ahhhh sad song)) NoodlesAtNight 7:32 pm ((melancholy monday nights with your host, snek)) SCProwl 7:33 pm ((srsly NoodlesAtNight 7:33 pm *Soundwave is parked on his seat with Ravage sitting nearby, feeler drifting to the different bits of music. There's not a whole lot going on - a low key start for a rough night.* Today MedicalMurdersaurus 7:33 pm ((On a less bittersweet note, I'm trying to decide still what Swoop should be doing tonight. He's still spider-napped.)) SCProwl 7:34 pm *arrives* NoodlesAtNight 7:34 pm ((maybe tara-mun can give idea?)) MedicalMurdersaurus 7:35 pm ((working on it now)) verdigrisprowl 7:35 pm *arrives early tonight* opatoes 7:35 pm /Smokescreen's coming in with several snacks, and is making his way to the bar first!/ opatoes 7:35 pm /... Also he's going to sing along./ NoodlesAtNight 7:35 pm *Mildly surprised but nods and greets with a ping. Smokescreen and the other Prowl get nods.* SCProwl 7:36 pm *disappointed this isn't the version with the Lea human, but it's acceptable* verdigrisprowl 7:36 pm *oh, well. was hoping to be First. should've been earlier, he supposed.* *nervously sits.* NoodlesAtNight 7:37 pm *Gentle knee nudge. It will be all right, he's sure.* opatoes 7:38 pm Soundwave! Prowl! It's good to see both of you. /He's grabbing a few drinks, and is going to sit next to Round Prowl!/ Kelpy 7:39 pm //hey rabbit a video feed would be good NoodlesAtNight 7:39 pm [[It is - satisfying, to see you both here.]] *There. That is not committing to a 'good'.* ((refresh)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:40 pm *enter dragon! once again, the snack cart enters, with gummis and goodies galore! but this time, she's also got a platter piled high with energon molded into the shape of fish, with the requisite tinsel skeletons. it seems that the lobster and butter was a big hit. she's also returned the churn, empty and clean enough to sparkle in the metaphorical moonlight.* Hello, Soundwave, Ravage, everyone! opatoes 7:40 pm Satisfying, huh? That's kinda a weird way of wording it, but I feel the same way. SCProwl 7:40 pm *is at the usual table, nods to Smokescreen and Soundwave* Kelpy 7:40 pm //fghbg is rabbit gonna do this to me tonight lmao MedicalMurdersaurus 7:41 pm ((I started to say something about rabbit "doing you dirty" but that phrase is just.....)) Kelpy 7:41 pm //there we go, sheesh rabit Kelpy 7:41 pm //lmao Kelpy 7:41 pm //also apparently rabbit gave my post to scprowl NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm *Ravage starts as if he's about to leap off the couch. He looks up at Soundwave, and then over to Prowl. Is it okay if--? And Soundwave nods. They'll probably want the space if certain someones show up.* verdigrisprowl 7:42 pm *starts when ravage starts* NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm *And POW goes the cat into the fish.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:42 pm *the dragon churrs happily* They're all for you, Ravage. verdigrisprowl 7:42 pm *what's happening. are they under atta—WHAT HAPPENED* NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm *Soundwave just huffs softly and nods to everyone coming in. Swerve, Dragon.* verdigrisprowl 7:42 pm *oh. food.* SCProwl 7:42 pm ((gj rabbit opatoes 7:43 pm /He's also getting up for the moment to dance. That's what the music's for, right?/ Kelpy 7:43 pm Hey all. opatoes 7:43 pm Swerve! NoodlesAtNight 7:45 pm ((ravage eating fish)) Kelpy 7:45 pm Smokes NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm @P: [[You are jumpy.]] opatoes 7:46 pm Swerveeee Kelpy 7:46 pm Isn't this from some disney movue? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:47 pm ((tara your USERNAME)) verdigrisprowl 7:47 pm @S «Ravage /did/ just bolt off the couch like Unicron himself had come into the room.» LyingLiarWhoLies 7:47 pm *oh soundwave, it's not a matter of IF a certain someone shows up, it's just a matter of WHEN. it just so happens that the when is right now - and tarantulas has a dinobot in tow to boot. how inconspicuously can he manage to dump swoop on the bar or something? can he do it before anyone notices? probably not* LyingLiarWhoLies 7:48 pm (( *poses @ specs* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:48 pm ((I love it it's perfect)) Kelpy 7:48 pm //tghbg he looks like my cousin';s ex husband verdigrisprowl 7:48 pm *Prowl has been waiting on pins and needles for Tarantulas to show up. So definitely not.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:49 pm *lets Tara drag him into Dancitron, holding onto the spider's hand and looking around for Bird* verdigrisprowl 7:49 pm ((he DOES look like somebody's ex husband.)) NoodlesAtNight 7:49 pm @P: [[Ah. No, that was for them. Tinsel.]] *Pointing at the fish pile being devoured in great gulps.* [[If it were Unicron, there would be more screaming. And /he/ would have moved t--]] *There's Swoop's garish color scheme, and behind it, a spider.* Chaoit 7:49 pm -just...just going to scoot along the wall to sit somewhere out of the way- NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[....That's unusual.]] *Absent nod at Blaster* opatoes 7:50 pm /Smokescreen stops his dancing to excitedly wave at Tarantulas, though holding himself back from running over to hug him./ MedicalMurdersaurus 7:50 pm *is garish!* Bird? *doesn't let go of Tara yet because idk* Chaoit 7:50 pm -waves back, and settles into his chosen seat- NoodlesAtNight 7:51 pm [[...You already have company.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:51 pm *the dragon looks over at... whatever is happening between spood and swoop, and just. alright. she'll keep putting the snacks where the rest of the snacks go. whatever.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:51 pm ((Soundwave talking to Swoop?)) NoodlesAtNight 7:51 pm ((yes)) verdigrisprowl 7:51 pm @S «Yes, I—I figured out it was—for food.» NoodlesAtNight 7:51 pm *Ravage hisses. HIS fish. Away, bananabeak.* verdigrisprowl 7:51 pm *he's talking to soundwave but he's looking at Tarantulas.* LyingLiarWhoLies 7:51 pm *tara doesn't know if he should let go of swoop or not. on one hand, doesn't wanna be associated. on the other, security blanket* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:51 pm *cocks his head and legitimately thinks about what Soundwave is saying before he perks up and looks at Tara* Oh! Kehehhehh! LyingLiarWhoLies 7:52 pm *manages to detach from swoop enough to pat his helm, then wave and ping smokey a greeting* verdigrisprowl 7:52 pm *well, tara is clearly distracted. looks very firmly at the floor instead.* opatoes 7:52 pm /He's trying to subtly come over to the bar to grab another drink and ping Tarantulas back several times./ MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm *is pro-pats in any situation but is EVEN MORE pro-Bird and scampers off to look for her* SCProwl 7:53 pm *Tara's signature on Prowl's visor is very distinctive... so much scowling* NoodlesAtNight 7:53 pm *Soundwave follows Prowl's line of sight and sees where it's going.* @P: [[He sees Ravage is not the only one present who wants to eat something up.]] LyingLiarWhoLies 7:53 pm (( sfdsdg MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm Bird! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:53 pm ((*screams*)) verdigrisprowl 7:53 pm @S «... I actually have a very low appetite right now.» NoodlesAtNight 7:53 pm ((SEVEN MINUTES grab your snacks and drinks and restroom breaks)) Kelpy 7:53 pm Hey Spide. NoodlesAtNight 7:54 pm *Honestly, Smokescreen could raid the bar pretty hard right now. Soundwave doesn't care as much as Ravage, and Ravage is, uh. Preoccupied.* NoodlesAtNight 7:55 pm @P: [[Ah. Then he won't make more jokes.]] LyingLiarWhoLies 7:55 pm *hello @ swerve - tara isn't even sure what words he says, he just knows a greeting came from his vocalizer - he's busy sliding over toward prowl* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:55 pm *Ravage is perfect, you mean* NoodlesAtNight 7:55 pm *.....Decides to offer an acknowledgement/greeting ping to Tara.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:55 pm *runs here, there, and everywhere looking for his bird-friend* Kelpy 7:55 pm [today is apparently a complicated movie night? he'll watch and see what happens] opatoes 7:56 pm /He's doing just that! He's grabbing as many drinks as he can, before going back to sit with round Prowl, setting a few drinks on the table near her./ NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm *He is, in fact, welcome to be here. For now, and as long as he does not spit on his apologies from before.* LyingLiarWhoLies 7:56 pm *startled double ping to sw, but now he's in arm's reach of prowl, awkward gesture toward empty seat space???* May I...? NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm *Bird is not here tonight because ~~mun has a mild headache and limited attention~~ Bird is busy.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:57 pm *the dragon squints at Smokescreen until she sees him sharing the drinks with The Prowl Not Dating Soundwave. she has no idea if he's allowed to take those but as long as she's sharing she won't call him on it.* LyingLiarWhoLies 7:57 pm *he did his best not to scare prowl on approach or creepily come up from behind, he deserves a gold star* SCProwl 7:57 pm *...Prowl doesn't know these are ill gotten gains and takes the least inebriating one* verdigrisprowl 7:57 pm *he starts anyway.* ... Oh. Sure. ......... Hi. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:57 pm *is ENDLESSLY disappointed at the lack of Bird and does a pretty good impression of a wilting flower, wings low and armor sagging in the best pout you ever did see* opatoes 7:57 pm /Hey, he's willing to share more of the covenant with Soundwave later if he asks! That's pretty much payment, right?/ verdigrisprowl 7:58 pm *continues staring at the ground.* Impactbabyrobo 7:58 pm (hello everyone! what's the movie tonight?)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:58 pm ((IT'S HER)) ((THE GOOD SPARKLING)) Impactbabyrobo 7:58 pm ((HURRAY FOR NOT WORKING EVENING SHIFT FOR ONCE)) NoodlesAtNight 7:58 pm ((the movie tonight is the last two episodes of Gotham and a Twilight Zone episode)) SCProwl 7:58 pm ((Impact! NoodlesAtNight 7:58 pm ((also: hi!!)) opatoes 7:58 pm ((NICE SCProwl 7:59 pm ((*kidnaps* Impactbabyrobo 7:59 pm ((oh no!)) SCProwl 7:59 pm ((this is totally not a good Impact show lol Impactbabyrobo 7:59 pm ((my timing, it is poor XD;)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:59 pm *the dragon scoots as close to Ravage as she dares before loafing in place. she's not going to take away the food, she just likes seeing people appreciate her cooking!* NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm *And, yes, that will count as payment* SCProwl 8:00 pm ((*clutches gently* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:00 pm *doesn't really enough what to do with himself now, spinning in a slow circle to see what is what and who is who* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:00 pm ((YOOOOOOO WHIRL)) Kelpy 8:00 pm [waves at Swoop] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:00 pm ((I hear a big dumb gay bought you pizza whirl)) chronosmith 8:00 pm ((GOD)) ((SHE DID ;_____; )) opatoes 8:00 pm /See? Perfect! He's taking a few sips out of the totally legit drinks, pausing to watch Swoop./ You okay there, Swoop? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:00 pm ((you deserved it and we all know it)) chronosmith busts in 8:00 pm NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm ((WARNINGS: Gotham S1 21-22 The Anvil or the Hammer, All Happy Families Are Alike // 21 IS HARD TO WATCH. I mean it. If you need to duck out, duck out. Violence, blood, death; police brutality and corruption; foul or sexist language; implied and visible domestic violence; torture; the horrors of guys who think they're entitled to peoples' affection; assorted bdsm gear/kink visuals and bizarre offscreen implications - no graphic sex, this did air on broadcast tv; usual ableism per bathman mythos; some band singing an awful old ska song)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:01 pm *delighted chirp! it's her friend! hello Whirl, have the fanciest epaulette now* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:01 pm *stops spinning the next time he comes around to Smokescreen* No Bird NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm ((WARNINGS: Living Doll // If you don't like dolls, this is NOT the episode for you. Also, bad family dynamics.)) Impactbabyrobo 8:01 pm *sliiiiiiides in and bellows* HELLO EVERYONE!!! Kelpy 8:01 pm //define doll opatoes 8:01 pm Bird maybe just needs a nap? I'm sure you'll see Bird later. NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm ((like doll. like toy doll)) opatoes 8:01 pm !! /WAVING LOUDLY AT IMPACT/ verdigrisprowl 8:02 pm *painful wince at the shout* Kelpy 8:02 pm //that throughout the entire episode or just one or two scenes SCProwl 8:02 pm *jumps slightly, sudden yelling why* LyingLiarWhoLies 8:02 pm *sits, but on edge, only vaguely resembles the spider who'd sprawl over prowl in a sparkbeat* Hello, Prowl. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm Her Bird is sneaky Bird : > chronosmith 8:02 pm (( <3 )) NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm ((ALSO, netflix has made it so i can't stream thru rabbit so we're gonna go from my chrome tab. I may have to pause to back out of the episode and get back into it if the audio starts desyncing)) opatoes 8:03 pm ((yeahhh netflix does that now and it's the worst SCProwl 8:03 pm ((bah netflix why Impactbabyrobo 8:03 pm *LOUD WAVING BACK* Hi Smokescreen! chronosmith 8:03 pm ((OH LORD RIP)) LyingLiarWhoLies 8:03 pm *@prowl* I - I was obviously able to make it, but I'll be leaving around 2145, so, err. Not for very long. Chaoit 8:03 pm ((yeesh opatoes 8:03 pm Impact! Long time no see! What've you been up to? Kelpy 8:03 pm //i'll likely be ducking out to another tab for doll stuff so if i'm quiet assume that happened lmao opatoes 8:03 pm I want quiche opatoes 8:04 pm ... wait oh no this guy Chillsins 8:04 pm *Arrives late without Starbucks.* chronosmith 8:04 pm *bobs his head to his epaulette and makes his way over to the bar and get started mixing* verdigrisprowl 8:04 pm *quietly* Noted. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:04 pm *dashes over to Windchill* Chaoit 8:04 pm ....? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm *gets into a comfy loaf* Impactbabyrobo 8:04 pm *excited waving at Whirl before looking back at Smokescreen* Chillsins 8:04 pm *What the hell.* Hi, Swoop. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:04 pm Up! Impactbabyrobo 8:04 pm I've been teaching my dog tricks! chronosmith 8:05 pm *another head bob* NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm *Soundwave pings Impact. Greetings, young one.* [[And what tricks has it learned?]] Chillsins 8:05 pm *GROOOOOANS* Okay. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm ...You're going to /start/ with that? Chaoit 8:05 pm ... LyingLiarWhoLies 8:05 pm (( oh my GOD ok so i watched all of gotham to catch up and i'm so used to blathering about it ooc that now i'm having to restrain myself screaming. just for the record. also bruce wayne's name is battata and no one can convince me otherwise MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm *throws his arms above his head* YAHH opatoes 8:05 pm Man, this date is going preeeetty bad, huh? chronosmith 8:05 pm I mean unless you met on a battlefield... not exactly sweeping her off her feet, there. NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm [[Run, human.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm It didn't start good, hardly. opatoes 8:05 pm Seriously, run. Chaoit 8:05 pm Um SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm Kick him in the teeth! Impactbabyrobo 8:06 pm o_o uh oh Chaoit 8:06 pm Oh no opatoes 8:06 pm ....... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:06 pm Kick! Him! In! The! Teeth! Chillsins 8:06 pm *Blue glares at Swoop a little.* Hop on up, then. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:06 pm *is immune to glares and quite experienced in hopping* Uuuup! Impactbabyrobo 8:06 pm Oh yeah, Rarebit! He knows to roll over and to fetch and play dead and shake paws! LyingLiarWhoLies 8:06 pm *is completely oblivious to what's going on and hasn't seen a single episode of gotham* NoodlesAtNight 8:06 pm [[And whose paw does he shake?]] opatoes 8:06 pm How can you not be hungry? How can anyone not be hungry? Chaoit 8:06 pm I'm....gonna... Chillsins 8:06 pm *Offers a hand to climb up on.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm *scrambles up Windchill's arm with ALL the enthusiasm* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm I /know/, Smokescreen! verdigrisprowl 8:07 pm *almost opens mouth. ... shuts it again.* Chillsins 8:07 pm *Is used to this by now.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm Surely he'll starve? Chillsins 8:07 pm Is Laserbeak not here? Is that what's going on? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm Yah opatoes 8:07 pm Exactly! Like, I'm pretty much always hungry- does he just... Not feel hungry? That's weird. He's gotta be sick or something. Chaoit 8:07 pm -pulls out data-pad to hide behind- MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm No Bird : < SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm ...Riddling human is smiling far too much for a man who committed a murder. chronosmith 8:07 pm ((hurk im still not settled in so if anyone said anything to me sorry brb)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm Riddling human please you OH GODDESS opatoes 8:08 pm ... Sick of crime, I guess, but also just physically sick NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm [[.........He supposes this is a convenient job to have if you are a murderer.]] SCProwl 8:08 pm *content to just let the conversations and show happen without comment while she sips on her drink* Impactbabyrobo 8:08 pm He shakes mine mostly! Chillsins 8:08 pm Aw. Guess you'll have to hang out with me instead, dude. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:08 pm YAh NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm [[And when did you get paws, eh?]] *Smiley face on visor.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:08 pm *tries to get up on Windchill's shoulders* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm Someone is going to be stabbed. Impactbabyrobo 8:08 pm Hee! opatoes 8:08 pm impact look away opatoes 8:09 pm ... oh Chillsins 8:09 pm *This is acceptable.* verdigrisprowl 8:09 pm *mumble* Now he's leaving forensic evidence all over the--the--the-- place. Medical place. Impactbabyrobo 8:09 pm Papa shakes his paw, too! MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm *ends up sitting behind Windchill's head, resting his chin on the other bot's helm* NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm [[A good papa, yours.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:09 pm Is he really drinking coffee in front of her? Chillsins 8:10 pm *Fair enough.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm ............... *bongos on Windchill's helm* Chillsins 8:10 pm *Rebel cartwheels in even later than her dad.* NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[...What IS the forensics place called.]] Chaoit 8:10 pm -yup, still hiding behind his data-pad, not watching this- Chillsins 8:11 pm *His optics feel like they're gonna rattle right out of his head.* verdigrisprowl 8:11 pm Mm. *he's not wording very good right now.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:11 pm ...That poor child isn't going to be able to hide this from his docent forever, is he? opatoes 8:11 pm I wish I got physical letters Chillsins 8:11 pm *That's okay, he's pretty sure they're secure.* Impactbabyrobo 8:11 pm !!!! I can send you some! NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm *Offers Prowl a hand.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:11 pm *is clearly just here to help Windchill check he is in good repair* Kelpy 8:11 pm //ahhh gravy Chillsins 8:11 pm *Clearly.* opatoes 8:11 pm Whoa, really? That'd be cool! I can send some to you, then! I'll have to get some cool stationary, though. Impactbabyrobo 8:12 pm Cool stationary ! Chillsins 8:12 pm I'm gonna sit down, Swoop. Don't fall off. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:13 pm Me Swoop am very very good flier : > SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:13 pm There is going to be a bloodbath. opatoes 8:13 pm Cool stationary! Like the kinda thing you might use in animal crossing. Impactbabyrobo 8:13 pm *not really paying attention to the show, opts instead to pull out her tablet to pull up pictures of her immortal corgi* Chillsins 8:13 pm Okay, here goes. Impactbabyrobo 8:13 pm Ooooh, animal crossing! Chillsins 8:13 pm *He wanders to a proper sitting spot on the floor and sits down. SAFE.* opatoes 8:13 pm Yeah! I don't play it myself, but I see my alternate running his town once in a while. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:14 pm *taps his heels on Windchill* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:14 pm Hah! Impactbabyrobo 8:14 pm It's super cute! I like the phone game! Kelpy 8:14 pm //did no one teach the women in this city about kicking villains in the balls opatoes 8:14 pm Wait, there's a phone game? opatoes 8:15 pm You can play games on an organic telephone? Impactbabyrobo 8:15 pm Weeeeelllll, I technically cheated 'cuz it's one my tablet 3😛 verdigrisprowl 8:15 pm *can't even enjoy the nice setup that this creep is wasting on someone who doesn't want it* Chillsins 8:15 pm *Rebel's tall enough now to reach tables, and so runs over to GREEDILY grab a handful of snacks.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:15 pm Hah! MedicalMurdersaurus 8:15 pm When movie fighting? opatoes 8:16 pm Hey- that's pretty smart, though. that way, it fits your servo! Chillsins 8:16 pm Dunno, Swoop. Probably at the end. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:16 pm That LAME hit Sissy opatoes 8:16 pm DONT NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm ((sorry for disappearance, pizza came)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:16 pm ((what kind)) opatoes 8:16 pm ((ooo i want pizza now verdigrisprowl 8:16 pm ((pizz)) Kelpy 8:16 pm //same SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm Shatter the glass and cut him. Impactbabyrobo 8:16 pm ((pizzazza)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm Are these the- yep. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm It's the picture gallery. NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm ((pork on parmesan sauce)) opatoes 8:17 pm take the weapon and offline him Chaoit 8:17 pm -nopenopenope- NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm [[This poor human....]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:17 pm KAHAHA Her SUCK LyingLiarWhoLies 8:17 pm *is only paying half attention, starts in his seat when he hears some of this stuff* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:17 pm Bad at fiiiiighting verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *starts each time tarantulas starts* Chillsins 8:18 pm Most humans are bad at fighting. opatoes 8:18 pm lock the door kid MedicalMurdersaurus 8:18 pm How come NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[Faster, child, faste--]] *Starts when Prowl starts.* Chillsins 8:18 pm Because they don't think that they have any reason to be any good at it. Impactbabyrobo 8:18 pm Yup! *leans over with her tablet* Look, this is the dog I taught tricks! His name's Rarebit and he's an immortal corgi! NoodlesAtNight 8:18 pm [[Oh dear.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:18 pm Oh dear. opatoes 8:18 pm frag verdigrisprowl 8:19 pm *crosses his arms, presses his knees together, puts his crossed forearms on his knees.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:19 pm EVERYONE fight sometime! *pauses* Him First Aid is pacifist. But Him kiiiiiiind fight. Because Defensor. opatoes 8:19 pm ... isn't the talk about Oh NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Pings Prowl with status request. Is he well?* Chillsins 8:20 pm Not everyone. Kelpy 8:20 pm He should at least take the cook verdigrisprowl 8:20 pm *neutral ping back* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:20 pm Keh! Who NOT fight EVER ever? NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm [[It might be poisoned.]] LyingLiarWhoLies 8:20 pm *oh good, prowl's tense too, that's a little relieving. tara slouches a little* Chillsins 8:20 pm Lots of people. Kelpy 8:20 pm Good point. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:20 pm Pff! Name ONE. NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm *...Neutral's better than bad. He'll take it.* chronosmith 8:21 pm *all right, drinks mixed, off to his purple couch, where he will commence with the lounging with a gaugebuster in his claw* chronosmith 8:22 pm Pfft, this is the guy he offed, right? Hilarious. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm You're disposing of evidence, riddle man. And she's going to catch you. opatoes 8:22 pm oh whoops NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm [[Yes. Using his position to make it easier.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm ... opatoes 8:22 pm ....... phff SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:22 pm She's in trouble. opatoes 8:23 pm ohhhhh whoops Chillsins 8:23 pm Hmm I don't know many humans personally. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:23 pm No no kehhehhehh naaaaaaame anyone AAAAANYONE that never never ever fight Chillsins 8:24 pm Pffft. Chaoit 8:24 pm -going to lower his distraction to see what's going on- Chillsins 8:24 pm Pretty sure Amadeus hasn't been in any fights. NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm ((eh. we'll just have to put up with it until it resyncs)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm Amadeus iiiiiiiiissss.........? Chillsins 8:24 pm Oh. My friend. Brother-in-law, I guess. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:25 pm Oh. Brother. chronosmith 8:25 pm He's what you call "fun sized." Or, "a horrid yet oddly endearing little gremlin." opatoes 8:25 pm oooo that's a cool mask! Impactbabyrobo 8:25 pm I'm fun sized! Chillsins 8:25 pm What? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:25 pm You Windchill got WIMP brother kehhehhe Chaoit 8:25 pm -slowly raises data-pad again- chronosmith 8:26 pm ...wow I should have paid attention to the beginning of this episode because. I was not expecting this. Chillsins 8:26 pm He's just a little nerdy, that's all. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm He, as the humans say, cleans up nicely. Kelpy 8:26 pm Um MedicalMurdersaurus 8:26 pm Him Perceptor a nerd : > opatoes 8:26 pm Uh Kelpy 8:26 pm Wow verdigrisprowl 8:27 pm ... I've been to parties like that. chronosmith 8:27 pm I don't think a mask would help me stay anonymous in a place like that. Kelpy 8:27 pm Probably. NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[With chainsaws?]] LyingLiarWhoLies 8:27 pm *internally screams, prowl, why, wh* Chillsins 8:27 pm *Now that he thinks about it, he's kind of shocked that Swoop bothered to use his name. Okay.* Why would you want to go to a place like that? Bleh. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:27 pm ...She's got the reins. He's going to ask her for his targets. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:28 pm Is this some twisted morality thing? Do serial killers do that? verdigrisprowl 8:28 pm ... Hm. I can't recall any with chainsaws. But the rest. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm *blinks at Windchill and looks at the screen* What place? *isn't REMOTELY paying attention* chronosmith 8:28 pm I wouldn't, unless I had a good reason to be there. NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[He doesn't know. It seems an efficient way to break someone, though.]] opatoes 8:28 pm ... She could tell him that he's on top of her hitlist Chillsins 8:28 pm That..nightclub, thing. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:28 pm She could do that. chronosmith 8:28 pm Say "yourself!" NoodlesAtNight 8:29 pm [[He would hear more about them, some time. The parties.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm I don't think he'd fall for that, however. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:29 pm Dancitron is nightclub : > NoodlesAtNight 8:29 pm [[It is. Not that kind.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:29 pm What kind? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm I like her mask. LyingLiarWhoLies 8:29 pm *more screaming about sw's comments, are they TRYING to torture him* opatoes 8:29 pm ... Are there nightclubs like this on Cybertron again? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm Oh. Her face. chronosmith 8:29 pm That's a teeny tiny scar. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm She shouldn't feel obligated to wear the mask over that. But it's a cute mask. NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm *Not trying. But also not trying to be different than usual, either.* chronosmith 8:30 pm Ha! I like her. Chillsins 8:31 pm She's smart. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm If humans had any sense, that scar would be what I've heard called a "kiss highway." verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm I haven't heard of any parties like that being thrown in Iacon yet; but then, I'm not the person anyone would think to tell. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm ...Whatever that means. I think it's a good thing. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:31 pm *scrunches up his nose* KISS highway???? verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm They're typically invitation only. Chillsins 8:32 pm What's wrong? You don't like kisses? NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm [[Hmm. He'll have to look into it.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm No! Chillsins 8:32 pm You Swoop boring. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm NUH UH Chillsins 8:33 pm Yah huh. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:33 pm ...What was that Falcone said about Penguin knowing his place? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm Me Swoop not boring! Not GROSS! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:33 pm Because he should- WHAT IN THE EATEN'S TENDRILS RIDDLING HUMAN opatoes 8:33 pm Nygma this isn't Shakespeare SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:33 pm THAT'S CREEPY chronosmith 8:34 pm It's hilarious is what it is. verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm ... Don't look /too/ deep into it. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:34 pm ...It is pretty funny. But also horrible. Kelpy 8:34 pm I don't think he's ok Chillsins 8:34 pm You calling me gross, Swoop? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:34 pm You a kissy bot? verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm They're invitation only. That means they won't be happy if the police captain and head of surveillance figure out how to invite themselves in. Chillsins 8:34 pm Yeah. Watch this. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:34 pm ???? Chillsins 8:34 pm *He picks up Bluebottle and kisses her fat head.* opatoes 8:35 pm Man, he was never over Barbera, was he? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:35 pm *squeals* eeeeewwww Chillsins 8:35 pm You Swoop silly. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm Prowl-Sitting-Next-To-Soundwave, couldn't they fingerprint the weapons? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:35 pm Yah! verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm ... Sure they could fingerprint the weapons. To what end? NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm [[What is the fun of crashing a party when working to quietly secure an invitation is the tougher goal? And no, Smokescreen. He doesn't think Jim was fully over Barbara.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm Fair enough. LyingLiarWhoLies 8:36 pm ...I can imagine a - a mech or two who might be able to surreptitiously obtain invitation. NoodlesAtNight 8:36 pm [[Can you, now.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm ...Is she? verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm Both of you calm down. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm She is, isn't she. LyingLiarWhoLies 8:36 pm To a hypothetical location, if it were to exist. opatoes 8:36 pm barbera what oh no LyingLiarWhoLies 8:36 pm *squints at prowl, he's calm! shhh* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm ... NoodlesAtNight 8:36 pm [[Is she what?]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm Mhm. Dead. Chaoit 8:36 pm . . . MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm ((I know it's a silly complaint but I hate Barbara's "the bigger the hair the closer to god" hairstyles)) opatoes 8:37 pm I- I'm guessing she blurted out their names by accident? chronosmith 8:37 pm Everyone knows, swoop, that the number one kissy bot here is ME. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm Did she? chronosmith 8:37 pm My smooches are legendary. Chillsins 8:37 pm *Gasps.* opatoes 8:37 pm Well, that's my guess why they went there Chillsins 8:37 pm This is true. Chaoit 8:37 pm -so glad he's not seeing this, but the sounds are just as bad- SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm They were rather nasty to her in their first appearance. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm *scrunches up his nose and grins at Whirl* EEEWWW verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm Don't. There's an etiquette to getting to the parties. It's not spy work and doesn't require surreptitious work. Chillsins 8:37 pm *He sets the wiggler down and she waddles off to see Whirl. SORRY DUDE.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm Oh, that has to hurt. NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm *Soundwave tilts his helm.* [[Hm. As you wish, then.]] *He'll trust Prowl on it.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm And I do believe she's in shock. opatoes 8:38 pm ... She's an elder scrolls NPC Chillsins 8:38 pm PFFT. NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[He sees no knee arrows.]] Kelpy 8:38 pm She looks so confused. opatoes 8:38 pm Not on her, at least LyingLiarWhoLies 8:38 pm *tara supposes a pornstar showing up to a kink event wouldn't be surreptitious anyhow, oh well* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:38 pm Me SWOOP not a kissy bot. Me Swoop am Dinobot. verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm ((blank npc voice: "they're fighting! somebody do something!")) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm Shoot, Jim human. verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm ... No, you're definitely the one slitting her throat. chronosmith 8:39 pm *how dare you apologize. Whirl watches her approach with the grand air of an aristocrat being approached by the peasantry* HA. Look at him go. NoodlesAtNight 8:39 pm [[Call an ambulance!]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:39 pm He could not have put enough pressure on that to slit her throat. chronosmith 8:39 pm ... *and as soon as she's near enough he'll help her up onto the couch* Chillsins 8:39 pm 'Bout time. opatoes 8:39 pm Poor Barbera NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm ((he could well have; it'd be his body weight pulling it)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm He's going to tell. Kelpy 8:40 pm Oh boy LyingLiarWhoLies 8:40 pm (( BATTATA NO SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm Of course he is. He's just a little baby human. Chillsins 8:40 pm *She might smell a little bit like a peasant, but she doesn't walk like one. She makes her very stately way onto the couch, accepting help.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm Comfort your charge, docent. opatoes 8:41 pm Alfred isn't the best at the comforting thing NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm [[Mm. They do, at that.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm *covers Windchill's optics* Chillsins 8:42 pm ...Swoop. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm Hi Chillsins 8:42 pm Hi. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm *doesn't move his hands* chronosmith 8:42 pm *as soon as she's settled, Whirl beeps his greeting to her* NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[How is saving a kidnapping victim selfish, regardless of who it is.]] Chillsins 8:43 pm *That's okay, he doesn't need or particularly want to see.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm ... Did he just give her SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:44 pm a hint verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm It depends on the other motives involved. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:44 pm to his faked suicide letter chronosmith 8:44 pm ((and so she became a lesbian)) opatoes 8:44 pm phffff he absolutely did SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:44 pm ((god I hope so)) opatoes 8:44 pm bruce no SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:44 pm Riddling human is so delightful, but what an IDIOT. Chillsins 8:44 pm *Blue BEEPS as loud as she can, as close to Whirl's head as she can. She's rude.* verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm ... He wrote a confession into his cover-up. He's a moron. Impactbabyrobo 8:44 pm Is he gonna put string on that note wall? Chillsins 8:44 pm It was a dumb letter. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm Mmm, dinner and a message. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:45 pm *ERUPTS in uncontrollable, shrieking laughter at the head in a box* NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm [[It does seem lacking in string. Perhaps he sees them in his head.]] chronosmith 8:45 pm *he's put her at the foot of the couch, so his audials are saved. But he honestly appreciates the sentiment* Chillsins 8:45 pm *He didn't need that by his ears, THANKS.* Chaoit 8:45 pm -was about to lower the data-pad at the music. Then heard the gunshots. Nope- SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm Goddess, I thought that was Barbara walking in on Jim and Lee getting relationship. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:45 pm DEAD Chillsins 8:46 pm Sounds like you got your fighting, Swoop. I knew it would happen. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:46 pm EHHHH Chillsins 8:46 pm At the end. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:46 pm It not FIGHTING It murder Still pretty good : > chronosmith 8:46 pm I feel like... I'm supposed to recognize the severed head. But I don't. NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[The head was the failed assassin.]] verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm That's the guy who was-- yes. Chillsins 8:46 pm Oh, so you do make a distinction? chronosmith 8:46 pm Thanks. ...both of ya. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:46 pm YAH Duh MedicalMurdersaurus 8:47 pm Fighting is--! *gestures wildly, ending with his hands smacking together* Murder is BLAM! DEAD! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm Is that... WHIRL IT'S HER. opatoes 8:47 pm Selina! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm YOUR FAVORITE HUMAN! opatoes 8:47 pm OH SCProwl 8:47 pm ((yasss queen SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm AND SHE LOOKS VERY BADASS. Chillsins 8:47 pm *Blue wiggles until she's comfortable on the couch.* Chaoit 8:47 pm Wait SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm ((also I'm gay help)) opatoes 8:47 pm ((mood Chillsins 8:47 pm Did Fish finally change out of that white outfit? NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm ((there is no help, there is only chinhands and sighing)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:48 pm Child, you will hurt yourself. NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm [[Yes. No need to be spotted easily.]] Chaoit 8:48 pm -looking at screen now- What? verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm Doolally. Chillsins 8:48 pm I was starting to wonder how long she'd wear that thing for. NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm [[...What is]] [][][]doolally?[][][] NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm *Soundwave doesn't have this word in his databanks.* verdigrisprowl 8:49 pm It's what Alfred just said. NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[He - that - yes, but-- what IS it.]] Impactbabyrobo 8:49 pm doolally! verdigrisprowl 8:49 pm From the context, I take it it means "completely insane." chronosmith 8:49 pm (OH NO I WAS IN THE KITCHEN AND MISSED HER) Impactbabyrobo 8:49 pm it's like being wacky crazy I guess? chronosmith 8:49 pm Hell yeah! It's about damn time. Impactbabyrobo 8:49 pm CHICKEEEEENS! NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[Hmm. He likes the sound of it.]] *It makes the glossa roll a lot.* chronosmith 8:50 pm HA. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:50 pm Are they going to try- They are. Amazing. Impactbabyrobo 8:50 pm 😧 The chickens! Chaoit 8:50 pm Chickens? Ag-oh that's not a chicken SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:50 pm Refuge in audacity, I suppose. No, Impact, clearly the human protected his chickens. No need to worry. NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[He has many more chickens at his home, Impact. Those will still be safe, at least.]] Chaoit 8:50 pm That was an explosion MedicalMurdersaurus 8:51 pm *chicken noises* NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm [[Yes. Quite the explosion. The Maroni human means business.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:51 pm She is extremely unwell and needs to see a doctor. chronosmith 8:52 pm ((she's trying to seduce his new gf)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:52 pm ...Wh. What? Why? Chaoit 8:52 pm Assassination attempts are always fun -heavy sarcasm- opatoes 8:52 pm Is this how you find mind medics nowadays? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:52 pm *sets his chin on Windchill's helm and looks so very bored* So much talky talk talk movie Boooooooooooring verdigrisprowl 8:53 pm @S «... Are there going to be therapy scenes?» chronosmith 8:53 pm Hey now, the scheming and the plotting makes the violence all that much more satisfying. Chillsins 8:53 pm *Rebel has, after an entire episode, had her fill of snacks and brings Blue a share. This results in squeaking and grabby hands and face stuffing.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:53 pm See, Impact? He saved the chickens. chronosmith 8:53 pm You enjoy someone dying in a fiery explosion so much MORE if you know the context. Chillsins 8:54 pm You Swoop sure talk a lot for someone who doesn't like talking. NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm @P: [[The Lee doctor will do a poor job of attempting to get Barbara to talk about the incident. She is, as she said, not trained for counseling.]] chronosmith 8:54 pm Well. This is what happens when you don't follow through on your threat to this guy's mother. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:54 pm *blows raspberries at Whirl* chronosmith 8:54 pm That's why you gotta go in for the kill right then and there. verdigrisprowl 8:54 pm @S «... Let me know when. Please.» Chillsins 8:54 pm Really shitty hospital, that. LyingLiarWhoLies 8:54 pm (( im gonna have to bail early, assume tara had to leave slightly earlier than expected, but uneventfully so ;; chronosmith 8:54 pm *imitates the raspberry sound right back, nearly perfectly* NoodlesAtNight 8:55 pm ((aaaaaah okay ;; i will play this for you soon)) Impactbabyrobo 8:55 pm THAT'S A BAD SUBTITLE verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm ((Don't say "speaking in french" you DUMB SUBS. say "c'est la vie" that is a PHRASE.)) Impactbabyrobo 8:55 pm He said "that's the life!" opatoes 8:55 pm ((aaaa nini ;; SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm To be fair, Whirl, if he'd gone for the kill then and there, I think Penguin would have stabbed him. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:55 pm ((night spide)) chronosmith 8:55 pm Do it, and then be prepared for someone to try and stab you. Pfft. Chillsins 8:55 pm His breathing is kind of annoying to listen to. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm Absolutely fair. opatoes 8:56 pm When Oswald smiles, that's a pengrin! Chillsins 8:56 pm *He can't see and is forced to fixate on the noise.* chronosmith 8:56 pm I don't like that Penguin guy but I know a good line when I hear it. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm WHAT. NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Soundwave glances to Prowl. ... So it's not just trained psychologists, then. All right.* @P: [[As you wish. Most scenes not involving Gordon and what he is doing will be at Lee's.]] Chaoit 8:56 pm -blinks at new text on his data-pad. He hadn't written...oh. Primus indeed- Hey, Soundwave. Primus APPARENTLY says hello. Impactbabyrobo 8:56 pm PENGRIN opatoes 8:56 pm Pengrin! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm Penguin. Shut up. Chaoit 8:56 pm ((because their mun is at work and can't come)) opatoes 8:56 pm rip penguin chronosmith 8:57 pm I mean. One way to get rid of those *air quote claws* Favors. NoodlesAtNight 8:57 pm *Soundwave freezes.* [[He - what? When?]] *Looking around. Sees no avatars here.* [[Ah - thank you for the - message? His greetings to our creator.]] chronosmith 8:57 pm Can't owe favors to someone who's extremely dead. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:57 pm Another excellent point, Whirl. Chaoit 8:57 pm Nah, he just hijacked what I was working on verdigrisprowl 8:57 pm *it IS just trained psychologists; but Prowl doesn't want to take chances right now.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:57 pm He hung up. Amazing. NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm [[....He doesn't have an assignment or something, does he?]] *Please don't make him get up in the middle of date ni-- er, movie night, to fight Unicron. Give him like five hours.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm Penguin, shut UP. Chaoit 8:58 pm I'll ask Kelpy 8:58 pm LEgal lopops SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:59 pm Time to shoot the commissioner~! chronosmith 8:59 pm I mean, who cares? You owe him but he's about to be dead. NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm [[The Commissioner human is very confident that Gordon will not survive this, showing up as he has.]] Chillsins 8:59 pm Pffft. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm Loooooooooosers Chillsins 9:00 pm Sounds like another fight, Swoop. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:00 pm Hope makes people fight like the Eaten itself is coming to get them, which is far more than can be said for bland apathy. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:00 pm Yay : > Chaoit 9:00 pm Ah. Apparently not. No work, just him checking in. verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm Tell him I said hi. chronosmith 9:00 pm Hope is pathetic next to the power of sheer blind vindictive rage. Chillsins 9:00 pm Goddammit, Swoop. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:01 pm What? chronosmith 9:01 pm ESPECIALLY if revenge is involved. NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm [[That is true, dragon. Desperate, cornered beings are dangerous indeed.]] Chillsins 9:01 pm I can't see. Never mind. opatoes 9:01 pm jim MedicalMurdersaurus 9:01 pm Oh! Keheh. OOPS. NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *Surprised Prowl wants to say hello to Primus, after... all of everything.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm Poor, poor Harvey. verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm *why wouldn't he?* NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm [[Oh, mostly red...]] [[It's a good look.]] opatoes 9:01 pm That's a strong ambulance Impactbabyrobo 9:01 pm Like Ratchet! opatoes 9:01 pm Exactly like Ratchet! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm That's true, Whirl. Hope inspired a planet, but vengeance killed a god. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm *Well, you know. The whole reaction to Unicron thing Prowl had, the refusal to talk about Tarn, and so on.* Chillsins 9:02 pm Very specific. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm The mixture of both is important to a healthy mind. chronosmith 9:02 pm Vengeance can keep you alive in situations hope can't. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[The cat human looks quite lively for a dead fleshling.]] Kelpy 9:02 pm Selina? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm She does indeed. IT'S FISH!!!!! Chaoit 9:02 pm Oh dear chronosmith 9:02 pm PFFT. opatoes 9:02 pm primus what a scene chronosmith 9:02 pm *perks up* chronosmith 9:03 pm *there she is* SCProwl 9:03 pm ((BABE NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm @P: [[Coming up.]] chronosmith 9:03 pm ((BEST. CHARACTER)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm Everyone's face here is priceless. SCProwl 9:03 pm ((I'm so glad you love Fish so much because so much of the fandom hates her and it makes me sad verdigrisprowl 9:03 pm Rage, vindictive or otherwise, never got me nearly as far as pursuing a slender but necessary probability. Chaoit 9:03 pm Um, Primus says hello back, Prowl opatoes 9:03 pm Whirl- Whirl. For some reason, Fish makes me think of you! chronosmith 9:03 pm ((WHY THE DICK WOULD THEY SHE'S THE BEST???)) chronosmith 9:04 pm Smokescreen, that's a hell of a compliment. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm There's going to be problems. chronosmith 9:04 pm Thanks, mech. *toasts his gaugebuster to Smokescreen* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm Given that he's. What happened to him. opatoes 9:04 pm Haha- it really is! I don't know what it is, but she just reminds me of you! /Brings his drink up for a toast!/ Impactbabyrobo 9:04 pm Her name is Fish? chronosmith 9:04 pm To each their own, Prowl. Rage has been keeping me going since before the war. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm ((fandom whines because ladies, disabilities, people of color, lgbtq, etc - never mind that such was already in comics forever)) NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm ((but only part of the fandom and only the twits who think They Know One True Canon)) Chaoit 9:05 pm -and then he's scowling at his data-pad- I'm not repeating that. chronosmith 9:05 pm ((they need to kiss my, ACTUAL BUTT she scooped out her own eye and stepped on it to spite someone, she's the Best)) opatoes 9:05 pm ... She reminds me of Boxy Starscream verdigrisprowl 9:05 pm ((his horrible "help me" faces)) SCProwl 9:05 pm ((I love her, she is the queen opatoes 9:05 pm Like, "You're in trouble? How unfortunate." chronosmith 9:06 pm ((agreed)) SCProwl 9:06 pm ((they don't like her because she was made up for this show and she's too good for all these shitty white boys chronosmith 9:06 pm ((I LOLD SHE'S SO GOOD)) opatoes 9:06 pm ((shes like... the star of this show SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm ((she headbumped Fish! Like a cat!)) ((like my goblin right now trying to steal my keyboard!)) SCProwl 9:07 pm (("we're cool" Bullock/Fish 4ever NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm ((whoop forgot this was so soon)) opatoes 9:07 pm No, they aren't. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm [[...No, Barbara.]] Kelpy 9:07 pm //cat pls stop screamin opatoes 9:07 pm ((cat wants love NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm ((both your cats, behave)) [[Out of - what in blazes--]] opatoes 9:07 pm Barbera... Kelpy 9:07 pm //shes hungry chronosmith 9:08 pm I mean. Chillsins 9:08 pm What the hell. NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[How strongly did that human tangle her.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:08 pm ((*gentle smothers Barbara with a pillow* shhhh just go gently)) verdigrisprowl 9:08 pm *mumbles* inappropriate for a therapy session. opatoes 9:08 pm Isn't this like... A really bad setup for a therapeutic situation verdigrisprowl 9:08 pm or therapy relationship. chronosmith 9:08 pm That sort of thing can be fun but it's kind of the thing you need to let your beau know about. So they can be prepared to hit you back. Impactbabyrobo 9:08 pm uh-huh chronosmith 9:08 pm That's the fun part. Chillsins 9:08 pm Yeah. NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[Very inappropriate. And yes, Smokescreen. A bad setup.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:09 pm *patty cakes on Windchill's helm* Chillsins 9:09 pm *His eyes are free!* NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[...Well, yes. Consensually is... its own matter. He doubts that is what she meant.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm What is he going to do now. chronosmith 9:09 pm Yeah, probably not. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm GOING FOR THE PRIDE. That's what he's doing. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:09 pm Uuuuuuuunderboss SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:09 pm Hothead fight. NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm [[Ever the manipulator.]] chronosmith 9:10 pm She just needs to kill them all. Kelpy 9:10 pm Penguin stirring ther pot? Impactbabyrobo 9:10 pm He's skeevy! SCProwl 9:10 pm ((see? shitty white boys SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:10 pm She's going to stab him in the eye. opatoes 9:10 pm Like, I wouldn't want to have a session with the Rung that's dating- anyway. NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm [[Naturally. He was almost smiling.]] chronosmith 9:10 pm Just level the playing field, literally, by leveling the building. Chillsins 9:10 pm Nice. NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm [[There's - Rung is dating someone?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:10 pm ((penguin is so good at this)) ((even when both of them know his deal they fall straight into it)) opatoes 9:10 pm There's a Rung dating someone. But I really shouldn't share! Chaoit 9:10 pm -he's about five seconds from chucking the data-pad now. He's still got no control of it- NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm *He didn't think that... well. That he dated.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:11 pm What "babes" mean? Kelpy 9:11 pm Primus dating is weird chronosmith 9:11 pm Well, you know... I'm happy for him, Smokescreen, but the less said about Rung's love life, the better. Chillsins 9:11 pm I think its a pet name, like baby. Impactbabyrobo 9:11 pm I thought we were talking about Rung? SCProwl 9:11 pm A condescending nickname I assume. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:11 pm Pet? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:11 pm ... Impactbabyrobo 9:11 pm Why would somebody date primus? opatoes 9:11 pm I get that, Whirl. I don't want to talk about the other bot's love life. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:11 pm There's going to be a bloodbath. chronosmith 9:11 pm He's about to get killed. opatoes 9:11 pm ... I'd date Primus, what does that have to do with Rung? chronosmith 9:11 pm He has NO IDEA what she just went through. HA. HAHAHA SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:11 pm HA. verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm ((fully deserved)) chronosmith 9:11 pm *UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:11 pm KAHAHAHAHAH MedicalMurdersaurus 9:12 pm DEAD Chillsins 9:12 pm Pffft. chronosmith 9:12 pm ((SHE'S SO THE BEEEESSSST) NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm *Soft huffing.* Chaoit 9:12 pm Primus apparently has a lot to deal with dating Impactbabyrobo 9:12 pm ((*singss* he had it coming~)) Kelpy 9:12 pm Rung is Primus? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:12 pm What a clever bird, even if he did flaunt his mother around like putting "this is my weakness" on a billboard. Kelpy 9:12 pm Which is a weird sentence. Never mind. Impactbabyrobo 9:12 pm WHAT?! Chillsins 9:12 pm That's not the deal, though. Ugh. NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm [[It's a strange thought. He wonders if -- oh, well, if that's being handed out like non-sensitive information....]] *Stops huffing to put his 'face' in his hand.* Chaoit 9:13 pm Don't know, don't care, trying to get control of my data-pad back from said god opatoes 9:13 pm ... This doesn't look like a therapy session Kelpy 9:13 pm Is he taking it over? chronosmith 9:13 pm ((I KNOW I say this every time but honestly, help me, I'm too gay to deal with morena baccarin rip me)) Impactbabyrobo 9:13 pm Rung is Primus????? chronosmith 9:13 pm ((i've perished)) verdigrisprowl 9:13 pm @SWERVE @SWERVE @SWERVE NoodlesAtNight 9:13 pm [[Allegedly.]] Impactbabyrobo 9:13 pm ((I've been wanting her to find this out)) SCProwl 9:13 pm *leaves without a word, Primus talk is getting weird and uncomfortable* verdigrisprowl 9:13 pm @Swerve «The more people who know that, the more danger he's in.» opatoes 9:13 pm I'm pretty sure this is exactly why you don't have therapy with someone who is closely connected with someone else that has connections to you in that way NoodlesAtNight 9:13 pm *Great. Now he's gotta figure out where all the Rungs are and how to protect them.* verdigrisprowl 9:13 pm @Swerve «Keep. It. To. Yourself.» Chillsins 9:13 pm *Blue yawns around her final treat and climbs up onto the back of the couch, inching very sneaky-like towards Whirl's head.* Kelpy 9:14 pm OH. Uh. I didn't think about that since it was announced pretty openly to us. chronosmith 9:14 pm *peers at Swerve, and Impact, and Smokescreen, and everyone involved in this newest little tidbit of information* Chillsins 9:14 pm He's probably gonna die. chronosmith 9:14 pm What now? Impactbabyrobo 9:14 pm o_o Kelpy 9:14 pm Nothing. opatoes 9:14 pm ... That really sounds like a weird setup. I've met and dreamt about Primus, and he wasn't rung. Kelpy 9:14 pm Forget I said anything. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm ((we're both too gay to handle that whirl)) opatoes 9:14 pm Can do! Impactbabyrobo 9:14 pm Does that mean Rung is a jerk? I thought he was nice??? Kelpy 9:14 pm NO he's nice? chronosmith 9:14 pm ((*holds ur hand in solidarity*)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm ((*is hold*)) NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[What idiots, talking while hiding.]] chronosmith 9:14 pm I'm pretty sure someone's mistaken here. verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm @Swerve «If he wants to share it, let him share it. But the more people spread it around, the more likely it is that somebody who has a grudge against god and would LOVE a small person to take it out on will hear.» NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm [[In any case, it's nonsense. He's met Primus and they look nothing like Rung.]] *Cover cover* opatoes 9:15 pm And if Rung WERE Primus, that would mean Megat- Anyway, no way. Kelpy 9:15 pm @P ::Oh. Yeah I didn't think about that. Right then. No Rung.:: Impactbabyrobo 9:15 pm ????? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:15 pm Here comes the bird. SCProwl 9:15 pm ((still gonna hang ooc because dang this episode is an experience NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm *MEGATRON!?!?!?* Kelpy 9:15 pm MEgs? verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm *that's a terrible cover. soundwave doesn't look anything like soundwave either.* NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm *M E G A T R O N ???* Chillsins 9:16 pm *Is just gonna ignore all the Primus talk.* chronosmith 9:16 pm See, the thing is this--if Primus exists? I actively and deeply hate the guy. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:16 pm KEHEH NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm *Soundwave looks exactly like himself, thank you.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:16 pm HIm suck at running chronosmith 9:16 pm I mena, given the chance, I'd have a go at him. No problem. opatoes 9:16 pm ... What about Megs? I didn't say nothing. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm Whirl, if you intend to fight a god, please let me help you. NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm [[Nobody is fighting Primus.]] chronosmith 9:16 pm But I'm OKAY with Rung. He's, y'know. All right. opatoes 9:16 pm can I hug Primus Impactbabyrobo 9:16 pm What about Megatron? chronosmith 9:16 pm So obviously this can't be the same guy. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm It doesn't have to be Primus! Kelpy 9:16 pm If you wanna fight gods, there's a fake Primus you can punch! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:16 pm I'm easy. Only one generation of dragons got to fight a god. chronosmith 9:16 pm I dunno if I'll call you on that, dragon. Depends. But if I do, I'll at LEAST send you footage. opatoes 9:17 pm Nothing! Nothing about Megs. Uh. He's got a new alt mode? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm Please. I will be so cool. chronosmith 9:17 pm And I dunno. I might fight Primus. I'd love to get a swing at Primus. verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm ... How do you feel about being on call to fight Unicron? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm Sure! Impactbabyrobo 9:17 pm Ooooh, what is it? chronosmith 9:17 pm I dunno is that was for the dragon or me, but count me in, too. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm ((prowl PLEASE she is tiny)) Kelpy 9:17 pm Fighting Unicron seems kind of liek something I'd like to not do, but I suspect that's happening. verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm ((THAT QUESTION WAS AT WHIRL)) NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm [[...That, you may do.]] chronosmith 9:17 pm I'll fight Primus. I'll fight Unicron. I'll fight any god. I don't care. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm ((she is the size of a fox Unicron could kick her into the sun)) NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm [[You don't, Swerve. It is not for the average bot to do.]] chronosmith 9:18 pm ((I LOVE THAT SHE THOPUGHT IT WAS FOR HER THO THAT MAKES IT 100% FUNNIER)) verdigrisprowl 9:18 pm Duly noted. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:18 pm ((SHE'S THINKS GONNA THROW DOWN WITH UNICRON)) NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm *Snaps attention to the screen.* Kelpy 9:18 pm Yeah I suspected as much. chronosmith 9:18 pm *salutes Prowl with his free talon* opatoes 9:18 pm ... I can help fight Unicron again if that's something that needs to happen again SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:18 pm *also salutes Prowl as soon as she sees Whirl do it* chronosmith 9:18 pm Though, to be honest, I've got more problems with Primus than with Unicron, 'cos Unicron hasn't done a damn thing to me. chronosmith 9:19 pm But if Primus DOES exist, and he IS a god... well. We've got stuff to talk about. Kelpy 9:19 pm Is she trying to murder his gf so he'll take her badck verdigrisprowl 9:19 pm You can pretend Unicron is Primus. NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm [[Apparently so.]] Chillsins 9:19 pm *Points* Dog. opatoes 9:19 pm But she broke up with him verdigrisprowl 9:19 pm ... No, that's poor advice, it's an impossible mistake to make. chronosmith 9:19 pm I mean, like I said, I'd still take any opportunity to fight a god. Kelpy 9:19 pm Was the elevator important? NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm [[And you may talk, but /nobody/ is fighting Primus.]] [[The elevator was a brief levity break.]] Kelpy 9:19 pm OH. NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm [[And to show them going up.]] verdigrisprowl 9:20 pm *to be fair, Prowl's wanted to come after his therapist with a knife too.* Kelpy 9:20 pm [snorts] opatoes 9:20 pm This is a really, REALLY bad therapy session MedicalMurdersaurus 9:20 pm *CACKLES* beat her UP SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:20 pm *cheerfully* I'm going to fight a god! Chaoit 9:20 pm Hah! Okay, I think that was a goodbye Chillsins 9:20 pm That whole thing was dumb. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:20 pm SMACK kehehh opatoes 9:20 pm There she is! chronosmith 9:21 pm Honestly, Unicron is such a poser, anyway. Chaos-bringer, and he's the avatar of death? Death isn't chaos. Life is. Chaoit 9:21 pm But I have...control...back...... verdigrisprowl 9:21 pm ... To be clear: that was an invitation to the Cybertronian soldier with experience in the Wreckers who would find fighting a god therapeutic. chronosmith 9:21 pm That's me~! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:21 pm ... *the dragon looks absolutely despondent* Chillsins 9:21 pm Good job. chronosmith 9:21 pm Well, damn. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm I guess he broke his training. They're not watching Pen- there he is. NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm *Is glad she doesn't blame Butch.* Kelpy 9:22 pm Oh. opatoes 9:22 pm .... she'll be fine, right? chronosmith 9:22 pm Damn. SCProwl 9:22 pm ((my queeeeeen opatoes 9:22 pm I mean, this is a parallel right chronosmith 9:22 pm Push him over. Kelpy 9:22 pm Are you dumb, he's gonna push you verdigrisprowl 9:22 pm She'll be fine. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm Penguin. No. Impactbabyrobo 9:22 pm I don't even know what's happening 3😕 MedicalMurdersaurus 9:22 pm Dead! Chillsins 9:22 pm Penguin is pretty dumb, man. verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm The fall's nothing. She's gonna take to it like a fish to water. Chillsins 9:23 pm So is this guy. Chaoit 9:23 pm ... chronosmith 9:23 pm *SNRK* skullstronaut 9:23 pm Terrible. NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm *Soundwave leeeeeans forward. God, Prowl.* opatoes 9:23 pm Hehehhe Impactbabyrobo 9:23 pm hee! NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[A p - a power - a struggle for control. Impact.]] opatoes 9:23 pm She's too clever for this chronosmith 9:23 pm That's what he gets for underestimating her. verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm *he's so proud of himself.* Chillsins 9:24 pm Butt shot. Because you're duuuumb. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:24 pm Him mad SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:24 pm He's an idiot. He's also talking to himself. chronosmith 9:24 pm ...anyway. Prowl, you've got my frequency. You know who to call the next time there's a god fight. verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm At least he recognizes he was a fool. Chaoit 9:24 pm He's losing it verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm *nods to Whirl* Noted. opatoes 9:25 pm So this is how he becomes the riddler right ... Uh oh chronosmith 9:25 pm I mean, if we're talking riddles, why don't we go with the classic? opatoes 9:25 pm I'm worried about her SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:25 pm Riddling human. You're creeping me out. chronosmith 9:25 pm How's a raven like a writing desk? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:25 pm Legs. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[They both have quills.]] Chillsins 9:25 pm Oh no, someone didn't want to date him. Boo fucking hoo. chronosmith 9:25 pm Answer: Poe wrote on both. I mean, those also fit. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm [[Ha.]] opatoes 9:26 pm Man, I wish I had heirlooms from my family. chronosmith 9:27 pm So do one better, and carry a sword. I do. Impactbabyrobo 9:27 pm Swords are cool! verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm Harder to conceal. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:27 pm Have knives in your mouth. Chillsins 9:27 pm Heirlooms kinda imply you have dead family. chronosmith 9:27 pm *pulls his out of subspace and holds it aloft* Not if you're Cybertronian. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:27 pm Although I think if I tried to bite Whirl, I'd break my teeth. chronosmith 9:28 pm You would. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:28 pm I would. And it would be stupid, because you're my friend. Kelpy 9:28 pm MP3 plaayer? chronosmith 9:28 pm *tilts his head, regarding her for a moment* ...of course. ((it's his mixtape)) opatoes 9:28 pm ... Is that an ipod Chillsins 9:28 pm I'd bite Whirl. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:28 pm *headbumps Whirl* Kelpy 9:29 pm ...His dad was Batman before? opatoes 9:29 pm Man, I want secret furniture like this. Chaoit 9:29 pm Oh... Impactbabyrobo 9:29 pm ((batman was batman's father)) opatoes 9:29 pm ... I wish my dad was Batman and not like a mind medic or whatever chronosmith 9:29 pm *very carefully arches his neck, tilted his head to an extreme degree, and headbumps back. This might knock her off his shoulder for a moment. But still* NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm ((IS THIS NOT A HELL OF A WAY TO END A SEASON)) chronosmith 9:29 pm ((THUS: SEASON 1)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:29 pm ((IT IS)) opatoes 9:29 pm ... Wait is that the end of the season?? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:30 pm *yep, that knocks her off-balance. excuse her for flailing her wings while she tries to regain her footing* Kelpy 9:30 pm //ok ya gonna pop out for this bc i have THe Doll Phobia lmao NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm ((HOLD UP a vote first)) MedicalMurdersaurus 9:30 pm *yaaaaAAAAAAAAAWWWWNS* Chillsins 9:30 pm (( Good luck. )) You Swoop tired? NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm ((so. if i offered to continue into season 2 some time in late december/early january, who would want that?)) opatoes 9:31 pm ((*Raises hand* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:31 pm ((you know my answer lol)) Kelpy 9:31 pm //raises hand tho if you don't i'll continue myself so lmao verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm ((*raises hand*)) NoodlesAtNight 9:31 pm ((CONTINUING YOURSELF IS ALSO FINE)) Chaoit 9:31 pm ((-raises hand- Chillsins 9:31 pm (( I don't care either way tbh. )) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:31 pm ((meeeee)) chronosmith 9:32 pm ((I'd watch it!)) ((on my own, I wouldn't likely, but it's d ecent show and it's fun to watch it with friends!)) Chillsins 9:32 pm (( It's good but IDK if I'll be here so I kinda don't count. )) NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm ((all righty! majority run, then, so i'll set it up to start onnnnn 12/17 or so - and that's fair chill mun)) opatoes 9:32 pm ((ngl you're tempting me to stream batman the animated series one of these days asxcvnb NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((but if you wanna watch ahead on your own by all means do! good stuff)) Chillsins 9:33 pm (( Cool beans. )) Kelpy 9:33 pm //lmao since dolls are definitely bad for me that'as my cue to head off. nini! NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((AND NOW for twilight zone. if you don't like dolls, now's your time to scootch)) ((night!)) Chillsins 9:33 pm (( Good night! )) Impactbabyrobo 9:33 pm ((how long is a twilight zone episode?)) NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm ((about 22-25 minutes)) Impactbabyrobo 9:33 pm ((yosh, thank)) MedicalMurdersaurus 9:34 pm *starts to droop sleepily* skullstronaut 9:34 pm (( cya kelp! )) Impactbabyrobo 9:34 pm ((i think i can stay up for it)) Chillsins 9:34 pm *Sighs.* opatoes 9:34 pm /Dabbing to the opening/ Chillsins 9:34 pm *He supposes he can take Swoop home if necessary.* Impactbabyrobo 9:34 pm *giggling* chronosmith 9:34 pm Oh, hey. The Twilight Zone. Nice. Chaoit 9:34 pm The what now? chronosmith 9:34 pm *he's remained obligingly still for the dragon* opatoes 9:34 pm this show is like my whole life Chillsins 9:34 pm It's in black and white. Like me. NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm [[A special zone in existence where strange things happen. Like a land of greyfaces. Ones that teach lessons.]] [[Does that make you old, Windchill?]] opatoes 9:35 pm ... Primus this is literally the land of greyfaces isn't it Chillsins 9:35 pm I mean. chronosmith 9:35 pm I can confirm, he's old. Chillsins 9:35 pm That's my paint job but yes. chronosmith 9:35 pm ...I dunno if he's an ancient geezer like YOU. But he's old. Chaoit 9:35 pm Yikes Impactbabyrobo 9:35 pm Are anons from here? Chillsins 9:35 pm It would explain a lot. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:36 pm *starts to go sloooooowly off balance* Impactbabyrobo 9:36 pm he sucks! Chillsins 9:36 pm *That's it, you're coming down from there. He's gonna pry Swoop off.* Chaoit 9:36 pm ....? opatoes 9:37 pm ... primus this is scary I don't like this MedicalMurdersaurus 9:37 pm *turns into a limp noodle when he's grabbed* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm *Soundwave nudges Prowl's knee again.* @P: [[He hopes you enjoyed the show, as difficult as it was near the end. Do you require anything from him, or are you all right?]] verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm @S «I'm fine.» *he's also sitting up straight by himself.* Impactbabyrobo 9:37 pm If I was a doll I wouldn't like that guy either verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm A wind-up automaton. Chaoit 9:38 pm Huh. So...what's scary about that? chronosmith 9:38 pm Well that's not going to make her hate you less, idiot. ...PFFT. Chillsins 9:38 pm *He sets Swoop in his lap instead. He's not going to be held liable for a dinobot falling off and conking his head.* Dick. NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm *Small nod. He just wanted to be sure. There wasn't any leaning or hand squeezing. He didn't know if it was a case of fine or one of autopiloting.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:39 pm *lets Windchill move him around however* Dick. Kehhehh verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm She shouldn't have married him. NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm ((i've just realized there's a starscream in here. greetings!)) Impactbabyrobo 9:39 pm He sucks! So much! Chillsins 9:40 pm I thought she could do anything. False advertising. Impactbabyrobo 9:40 pm ((why is this guy such a massive douche?)) NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm ((bitter because infertile and unexpected stepkid i guess)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm ((because he's a massive douche)) ((I feel Talky Tiny very much)) NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm ((or so i gather from the way he talks about no brother)) chronosmith 9:41 pm I mean, she's giving you fair warning. Impactbabyrobo 9:41 pm ((I'm rooting fort the doll here)) chronosmith 9:42 pm The doll ain't even asking much. NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm [[...He has very little experience with human dolls, but what little he knows of them is that ones that talk are dangerous and should not be toyed with.]] Impactbabyrobo 9:42 pm I hope the doll punches him! opatoes 9:43 pm Coffee? For dinner? Chillsins 9:43 pm Coffee all the time. Pretty sure it's why humans have such short lifespans. skullstronaut 9:43 pm (( oops hewwo! )) opatoes 9:43 pm Really? Does coffee shorten their lifespan or something? Chillsins 9:43 pm Maybe. NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm ((hi and welcome)) MedicalMurdersaurus 9:44 pm ((both of them have such expressive voices and such blank faces)) verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm ((they really do)) ((... i wonder if they were originally radio actors)) Chillsins 9:44 pm (( That's what I would think. )) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:44 pm One thing that my species' pairbonding does manage to avoid is the idea of the unwanted stepchild. This is... Really creepy. skullstronaut 9:44 pm (( dolls are so creepy )) chronosmith 9:44 pm You know? That's such an underrated threat. chronosmith 9:45 pm There's something elegant about how broad and genuinely innocuous it is. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm [[Agreed. It promises anything under the sun.]] Chillsins 9:45 pm I dunno. I'm sorry all the time, never stopped me. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm [[And some things that aren't.]] verdigrisprowl 9:45 pm I didn't know that dolls COULD talk. chronosmith 9:45 pm "You're going to be sorry." It's--yeah. It can be anything, and is liable to make your enemy underestimate you. Well, 'Chill, I'm pretty sure you have mostly yourself to blame for THAT. Impactbabyrobo 9:45 pm 3😮 SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:46 pm ...That's not an innocuous threat. chronosmith 9:46 pm *snickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm [[He's seen one other talking doll. A red-furred one. It was not a pleasant toy.]] Impactbabyrobo 9:46 pm ((that escalated quickly)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:46 pm And t's a damn well deserved one. verdigrisprowl 9:46 pm *doesn't know what a stepchild is either* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:46 pm zzzzz chronosmith 9:46 pm Frag him up, Tina! opatoes 9:46 pm Primus Chillsins 9:46 pm Hmm, probably. *He stretches seeing as Swoop is off his back.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:46 pm She's gone. Excellent. Stab him, Talky Tina. Chillsins 9:46 pm This message has been removed. NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm *Soundwave has a vague sense of what it means after seeing Disney movies with his deployers at various movie nights.* NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[Of course you would. You already did.]] opatoes 9:48 pm He really shouldn't go to places alone SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:48 pm ... Don't do it, human. opatoes 9:48 pm ... Dolls aren't real, right? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:48 pm That's your hatchling. Impactbabyrobo 9:49 pm dolls are real! opatoes 9:49 pm what Impactbabyrobo 9:49 pm but i've never met an evil one i don't think I have dolls! they don't talk, though SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:49 pm ... verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm He's already shown plenty of signs of abusive behavior. And he DID just lie. Chillsins 9:49 pm *Raises his brows.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:49 pm The doll is going to stab him and he is going to deserve it very much. opatoes 9:49 pm Primus, he's pretty awful Impactbabyrobo 9:49 pm Uh-huh! opatoes 9:50 pm That doll's scary, but he's also pretty creepy SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:50 pm He's scarier than the doll. verdigrisprowl 9:50 pm Now. I'm not advocating murder. chronosmith 9:50 pm Listen to that. NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm [[Of course not.]] chronosmith 9:50 pm Listen to that hard motherfragger. She's the best. verdigrisprowl 9:50 pm ... But I don't think the doll needs to be stopped just yet. chronosmith 9:51 pm *snickers* Impactbabyrobo 9:51 pm Me too! Chillsins 9:51 pm *Sighs.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:51 pm The doll is in the right, here. NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm [[I'd agree. Let him be properly terrified a while longer.]] chronosmith 9:51 pm I gotta respect someone who's got their head in a vice saying, 'I can stand it if you can.' and then who giggles. What a power move. Chillsins 9:51 pm He might well off himself trying to destroy that thing. NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm [[Until he /begs/ all three for forgiveness. And then leaves.]] verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm The best case scenario would be im being terrified into--yes. Cleaning up his behavior. opatoes 9:51 pm ... He's gonna wake up everyone verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm Or at least /removing/ his behavior from their presence. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:52 pm I don't think this is a human who cares to admit that he has feelings other than anger. So I suspect he's going to have to die. NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [["Power move". He likes that description, Whirl.]] verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm ... Hypothesis: the doll isn't going to kill him. chronosmith 9:52 pm *salutes* verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm It's going to drive him into a fit of paranoia, during which he will accidentally kill himself. Chillsins 9:52 pm *Already said that.* chronosmith 9:52 pm You know a power move when you see one. it's the sort of thing that makes even your enemies go "Damn." NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm *Two votes for paranoia death, plus his own. It'd let the doll off scot-free, at least.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:53 pm I sure hope he dies a paranoia death. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:54 pm Or any death. Chillsins 9:54 pm I'm gonna be surprised if it's there. chronosmith 9:54 pm I hope she straight up shanks him. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:54 pm Just kill the bastard. Chillsins 9:54 pm Let's see. chronosmith 9:54 pm With a tiny adorable doll knife. opatoes 9:54 pm I keep expecting the doll to jump out and stab him SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:54 pm It's not in there, is it. NoodlesAtNight 9:54 pm [[Of course it's there. Unpredictability. He'll never know when or where she is or isn't.]] Chillsins 9:54 pm Huh! verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Pfff. Plastic knife with a heart on it. chronosmith 9:55 pm I wanna see her take him out. Revenge is so uniquely satisfying when it's on that kinda scale. NoodlesAtNight 9:55 pm [[The result: heart with a plastic knife with a heart on it in it.]] chronosmith 9:55 pm "Oh, I'm a tenth of your size? Doesn't matter, idiot, prepare to die by my tiny doll hands." verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm And she only has three points of articulation. chronosmith 9:55 pm It's beautiful. NoodlesAtNight 9:55 pm [[Frenzy would agree. But he would attack you for calling him a tiny doll.]] Chillsins 9:55 pm Separate beds? *He cackles.* chronosmith 9:55 pm Well, obviously Frenzy's not a DOLL. He's a tiny embodiment of pure RAGE. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm ... Technically five, but she can only move three of them herself. chronosmith 9:56 pm ...which is a good thing, if I'm unclear. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:56 pm I'm only a little larger than the doll and I'd still fight anyone who would hurt my friends. NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm [[That he is, and that it is, depending on the situation.]] =Ferocious dragon.= *Ravage chuckles sorta drunkenly.* verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm ... You know the—swimming move. The crawl. NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm =Good. Fight well.= verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm She's doing that across the floor. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:56 pm Yes! I am fierce and unstoppable! *she bares her fangs and growls* NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm [[The idea of that movement is somewhat disturbing.]] chronosmith 9:57 pm Hell yeah, dragon. Give 'em hell. NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm *Ravage claps one paw over the other repeatedly in approval. Good, good.* verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm She can't move her legs herself. chronosmith 9:57 pm You should invest in a grenade launcher you can operate. verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm Is he going to trip on her? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:57 pm Kill him, doll. chronosmith 9:57 pm PFFT. Impactbabyrobo 9:57 pm ....that killed him? Chillsins 9:58 pm Really? NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm ((y'all, i fell down the stairs a few weeks ago and LET ME TELL YOU i would absolutely buy that could kill a person.)) ((my arm is STILL hurt)) Impactbabyrobo 9:58 pm ((oh no!)) chronosmith 9:58 pm ((AHHH I HOPE UR OK ;u; )) opatoes 9:58 pm ((yeah falling down stairs can be fatal Chillsins 9:58 pm (( I thought people died from that on a regular basis. )) Chaoit 9:58 pm ((sounds painful SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:58 pm ((given how many times I've concussed myself due to my POTS attacking me whenever I approach stairs... yeah)) Chillsins 9:59 pm (( Glad you made it though. )) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:59 pm ((stairs can damn well kill you)) NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm ((i'm okay, i'm just saying, it always looks like a cheap way to off someone but it sure ain't)) Impactbabyrobo 9:59 pm ((lesson learned!)) opatoes 9:59 pm ((I've slid down stairs a bunch of times but never rolled down one and i'm lucky i think)) ((still hurts accidentally sliding down one Chillsins 9:59 pm (( The feck/ )) MedicalMurdersaurus 9:59 pm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz opatoes 10:00 pm ... what happens if I eat an avocado a day for a month NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm ((*glad specs is ok too*)) verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm ((i have Fear of descending stairs)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:00 pm *the dragon stretches, clearly still pleased with her own ferocity* I have to go back, now. Make the local wildlife tremble in fear. Thank you, Soundwave, Whirl, Ravage, everyone! ((my blood pressure is an asshole)) Chillsins 10:00 pm Bye, Dragon. opatoes 10:00 pm It was good to see you, Specs! NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm [[You're welcome. Rest well, dragon.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:00 pm ((but thank u)) chronosmith 10:00 pm See ya. And that's my cue, too. *hops up and streetches* NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm ((10:20 time marker)) Chillsins 10:00 pm *Chirps, until his wayward spawn return.* Bye, suckers. Impactbabyrobo 10:00 pm *gets up and streeeeetches dramatically* Chillsins 10:01 pm You won't be seeing me for a while. Impactbabyrobo 10:01 pm G'night everybody! opatoes 10:01 pm Night, Impact! Have a good night! Impactbabyrobo 10:01 pm Thanks for movie night, Soundwave! opatoes 10:01 pm Wait, really? How come, Windchill? NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[You're welcome, Impact. And so noted, Windchill.]] Chillsins 10:01 pm Because I don't like you, specifically. opatoes 10:01 pm ... Oh. chronosmith 10:01 pm *salutes Windchill, and gives him and Blue the goodbye beep* Chillsins 10:01 pm *Blue beeps back.* Chillsins 10:02 pm *Chill waves.* Actually. Chaoit 10:02 pm -up he gets as well- Thanks for the show, and good night. Chillsins 10:02 pm I'm just gonna be busy. I don't dislike you that much. chronosmith 10:02 pm ((aight SEE Y'ALL) *POOF HE is gone* opatoes 10:02 pm ... Really? That's good to know. I don't dislike you, either. NoodlesAtNight 10:02 pm *Continues nodding to those on their way out* Chillsins 10:03 pm Yeah, sure. I got stuff...to do. I'm absolutely thrilled. Chaoit 10:03 pm ((mun is going to try and sleep Chillsins 10:03 pm *Sounds the exact opposite of thrilled.* Chaoit 10:03 pm ((headache hit like a train opatoes 10:03 pm ... Have fun? Chillsins 10:04 pm *But he picks up Blue and Swoop. Time to go.* NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm ((ahh, feel better)) opatoes 10:04 pm ((Oh no!! Chillsins 10:04 pm Don't tell me what to do, Smokescreen. I'm a free mech. opatoes 10:04 pm Oh, okay! Don't, then. Chillsins 10:04 pm You're still telling me what to do! *Snorts.* opatoes 10:04 pm ... If you want to have fun, I hope you have fun? Chillsins 10:04 pm *It's a miracle Swoop doesn't wake up.* Chillsins 10:05 pm ..Okay, that's fair. We'll see. opatoes 10:05 pm Good! I hope you can have a good time, even if the thing is boring. Chillsins 10:05 pm Have you ever had in-laws, Smokescreen? I'd kill for boring. opatoes 10:06 pm In-laws? I think I might have a son in-law, but I don't completely get it, either. Chillsins 10:06 pm It's what happens when you get hitched and your mate is unfortunate enough to have creators. You get in-laws. NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm [[...Which laws? What city state?]] opatoes 10:06 pm Ohhhhh. Wait, you got hitched with someone? Congrats! opatoes 10:07 pm Do you have to fight the in-laws for the relationship to go through or something? Chillsins 10:07 pm I live on Earth, so none. And no, but I'd probably win. NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm [[...Then wouldn't they be outlaws?]] opatoes 10:07 pm ... There's no laws on Earth? Wait, really? Chillsins 10:08 pm None pertaining to Cybertronians. opatoes 10:08 pm True! Chillsins 10:08 pm So there you go. opatoes 10:08 pm Do you need any movies or anything to distract you while you're gone? I could send you some, if you want. Chillsins 10:08 pm I have movies, but thanks. Chillsins 10:09 pm I don't need distractions anyway. opatoes 10:09 pm Fair enough! Hope you have a good night, then. Chillsins 10:10 pm They want us to move back to Cybertron and...*he'd gesture but his arms are full, so he just makes a very confused expression.* Start a hive or something. It's a kerfuffle. Mostly I because I don't want to. opatoes 10:10 pm ... Wait, a hive? Chillsins 10:10 pm It's some Insecticon thing. Like this lovely young lady here. *He raises Blue, who is as unconcerned as usual.* Chillsins 10:11 pm (( Why is this video so entertaining. )) opatoes 10:11 pm ... Oh! You're dating an insecticon. Cool. So do you have to meet the whole hive and hope you get along? Chillsins 10:11 pm No. We gotta make 'em first. opatoes 10:12 pm Ohhh. True. Sounds like a lot of work. Chillsins 10:12 pm *Keeps a straight face.* Yep. opatoes 10:13 pm /He's not- he's laughing just a bit./ Well, I'm sure you'll be able to get pretty busy if you want to! Chillsins 10:13 pm Yeah. Chillsins 10:14 pm We're not babymaking machines. But, we'll see. I gotta negotiate that stuff. opatoes 10:15 pm Then you don't have to get busy with making babies, but with- I don't know, taxes? I hope things work out, though. Chillsins 10:15 pm *Blinks. He didn't follow that one at all.* Chillsins 10:16 pm It will, I usually get my way. opatoes 10:17 pm That's good! I guess I'll see you eventually, once everything gets sorted out. Chillsins 10:17 pm Sure. Chillsins 10:18 pm Don't have too much fun without me. Bye, suckerrrrs. opatoes 10:18 pm I'm sure we'll save some fun for you! Chillsins 10:18 pm Naturally. NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm *Nods his head.* [[Enjoy your comb construction work.]] Chillsins 10:18 pm Don't mock me. *And, he's gone.* NoodlesAtNight 10:19 pm *He was being serious, but, fine.* [[Well. That is his cue to close for the night, he supposes.]] opatoes 10:19 pm I should probably get home, too. Soundwave- are you still up for a night of fun sometime? NoodlesAtNight 10:19 pm [[Yes, he is. He apologizes that it has taken so long - unforeseen incidents.]] ((aka mun being Exhausted lately)) opatoes 10:20 pm It's all good! I get that completely- you've been busy with reconstruction, and I've been busy with reconstruction, it's all good. NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm [[...And when we have that, you are bringing him details about this Megatron-Rung business. He always thought it was bad form to date one's own therapist.]] opatoes 10:20 pm ((aaaaa i get that adsxcvb ... Wait, you heard that? NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm [[He hears /everything./]] opatoes 10:21 pm I don't think- I don't think Rung is Megatron's therapist. He might be retired, even. I'm not sure. ... I hope Megatron has a therapist, but I don't think it's Rung. NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm [[Good.]] opatoes 10:22 pm Come to think of it, I should make sure he has someone helping him with that stuff, anyway. opatoes 10:23 pm Anyway, goodnight Soundwave! It was good to see you again. NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm [[Goodnight!]] verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *makes a noise of complete disgust* *it's a GOOD noise of complete disgust, he's been practicing it in his head for a couple of hours.* NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *Stretches out, pats the empty chair arm next to himself for Ravage to approach, and turns to Prowl.* [[He's surprised you held that in that long.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm *Ravage trots over, hops up, and makes a complete idiot of himself alternatively scratching himself on and quietly, GENTLY gnawing on Soundwave's upper arm; Soundwave doesn't seem bothered by this.* verdigrisprowl 10:26 pm I didn't want to start a conversation with people I don't want to have conversations with. *... kind of stares* NoodlesAtNight 10:27 pm [[That is fair. It /is/ a loathsome thought though. If what Swerve said was true, then...]] *Shudders.* [[Clearly something has gone wrong with that facet.]] [[...What?]] verdigrisprowl 10:29 pm *sort of gestures at Ravage gnawing on Soundwave?* I mean, I'm fine with... I just kind of expect to be warned first before that starts in front of me. Just as a. You know. Normal boundaries thing. NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm [[What are you talking ab--]] *Twists back around to look. Startles.* [[Desist! If you are that hungry, there are leftover tinsel fish upstairs.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm *Ravage sulkily lets go, scratches the couch arm a little bit, and slinks off to go find the fish.* verdigrisprowl 10:33 pm ... He didn't have to leave. *leans forward to address Ravage.* Sorry. NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm *Ravage pauses to look over his shoulder at Prowl, tail flicking. He sniffs... but decides there is nothing he wants from Prowl at this moment and continues on.* verdigrisprowl 10:35 pm *Oh, Ravage isn't answering. Prowl really offended him.* NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm [[He apologizes. That is - unusual. He will have to limit intake on the dragon's snacks, he thinks.]] *Pause.* [[And you did not make him leave. Ravage is... hmm. He tends to... eat, when uninhibited.]] [[Better actual fuel than limbs.]] verdigrisprowl 10:36 pm ... He's chewing you because of snacks? NoodlesAtNight 10:40 pm [[Yes. Something about the tinsel interferes with his senses. Like him with magnets, but pleasant. Closer to your intoxicants. Ravage speaks even less at times like this, and tends to crave fuel. He thinks it blocks Ravage's tank signals; Ravage already fueled earlier today. Old habits and poor communication, he expects.]] verdigrisprowl 10:40 pm ... Huh. NoodlesAtNight 10:40 pm *He lifts his arm to look at the marks. Eh. Just a few scratches.* [[It is fine. He will recharge it away soon.]] verdigrisprowl 10:41 pm ... /Are/ they intoxicants? *because now he's curious* NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm [[Not to any of us. We've tried them. He'd say you were welcome to, but...]] *Sets his arm down.* [[Perhaps he could have a few spares sent.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm [[...Though he would allow /you/ to bite him if you suddenly became inclined as a result.]] *Huff.* [[Doubtful, but humorous nonetheless.]] verdigrisprowl 10:44 pm Mm. If it only affects one person that you know of, then I suspect it hasn't been well-tested in controlled settings, either. NoodlesAtNight 10:45 pm [[He wouldn't know. To his knowledge, the dragon is the only one who creates them.]] [[Perhaps she knows.]] verdigrisprowl 10:48 pm An alien, know how it affects Cybertronian physiology? Color me skeptical. NoodlesAtNight 10:49 pm [[Merely a suggestion. She does seem to have a wide variety of recipes under her arm--]] *Uh.* [[Under her - fffffur. Fur.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm [[...For the record, he is not in a non-professional relationship of any kind with any minicons, his own or otherwise.]] [[Perhaps if his deployers didn't loathe Rewind so much - /but never mind that./]] verdigrisprowl 10:51 pm ... What, not even friends? *that's actually pretty sad.* NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm *PROWL START TALKING HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP* [[...Oh, well, yes. That kind.]] verdigrisprowl 10:52 pm *he would but his brain thinks it's time to play word association! fur makes him think of tarantulas and tarantulas makes him think of--well, not happy things.* NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm [[Other kinds.]] *Bad Prowl brain. Let him think of other things right now.* [[This is nothing like where he thought our conversation was going to go tonight. Primus.]] verdigrisprowl 10:55 pm Oh. Sorry—did you have plans? NoodlesAtNight 10:57 pm [[Not as such. This is simply - very different from mutual disgust at the workings of the multiverse. He does so enjoy when we share a judgment of something.]] *Pause.* [[But you seem to be... elsewhere, mentally. Is there something /you/ want to discuss, or--]] *Another.* [[Or should he let you be for the night? He does not know how to interpret this.]] verdigrisprowl 10:58 pm ... I don't know. I'm just—still just distracted. I suppose. NoodlesAtNight 10:59 pm [[Tarantulas, or the films?]] verdigrisprowl 10:59 pm Tarantulas. NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm [[Did you want to - to talk about him, or--?]] verdigrisprowl 11:00 pm ... I don't know. *finally leans on, for the first time all night.* NoodlesAtNight 11:02 pm *Leans into. He's here.* [[Perhaps try the first, and then if you do not like it you can switch to the other?]] *Light nuzzle. The lightest.* verdigrisprowl 11:04 pm I— I don't know where to... ... It's hard seeing him again. It seems—incorrect. Like we shouldn't be back here yet. NoodlesAtNight 11:05 pm [[Here?]] *Considers possible meanings. How much of what is 'here'?* [[Should he ask Tarantulas to sit on another couch, next time?]] verdigrisprowl 11:07 pm I mean in general. Em—emotionally, back "here." NoodlesAtNight 11:11 pm [[Ah. The reactive feelings you told him about? To have those already burning again, then?]] *Tilts his head.* [[You could take the new interactions slowly. It is like a - a broken strut. Healing, yes, but easier - perhaps safer? - to progress back up to a full run instead of heading straight to a marathon. To make sure you know the way before you head out on it.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:12 pm [[You do not need to - to dive back into berth or laboratory experiments, if time is wanted.]] verdigrisprowl 11:12 pm I /am/ moving slowly. NoodlesAtNight 11:12 pm [[Oh, good. Good.]] verdigrisprowl 11:13 pm ... How do you get any slower when being in the same room as him feels too fast. NoodlesAtNight 11:13 pm [[Speaking over comms.]] verdigrisprowl 11:13 pm We did that. I don't know what—further progress we can make, that way. verdigrisprowl 11:14 pm *sits up, crosses arms, and hunches on his knees again.* NoodlesAtNight 11:18 pm [[...We played games rather often early on, you and him. Learning about each other from a distance. Perhaps that...?]] *Soundwave watches Prowl be hunched for a few moments. That's a self-protective pose, isn't it? Or one of frustration. Sometimes both.* [[...Or if you want assistance, he could offer that. Some form of it. He could let you ride his calmness, as Ravage taught him, or - or if that is too invasive, then he offers to simply be there for you as you require it. A hand, a comment, a presence, a safe place...]] verdigrisprowl 11:19 pm Too invasive. NoodlesAtNight 11:19 pm *Nods.* [[He thought it might be, but he did not want to deny you access to any option before you denied it yourself.]] verdigrisprowl 11:19 pm ... And I already know you're there for me as I require it. verdigrisprowl 11:20 pm *quietly holds out hand. It's not a request, but an offer.* NoodlesAtNight 11:20 pm *Isn't sure of why it's being held out, but is not going to say no to it; takes it and settles it on his lap.* NoodlesAtNight 11:21 pm [[...He is glad you know that.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:23 pm [[...Does it scare you? The feeling you had tonight.]] verdigrisprowl 11:25 pm *frown. you can't just ASK people if they're scared, gosh soundwave.* verdigrisprowl 11:26 pm ... It makes me nervous. NoodlesAtNight 11:26 pm *Nods. He thought it might.* [[About what? Why?]] verdigrisprowl 11:28 pm Mm. *leans HEAVILY on soundwave* NoodlesAtNight 11:29 pm *All right. He doesn't have to answer that if he doesn't want to, or doesn't know how. Soundwave will just stretch a feeler out.* [[May he?]] *Motion in general direction of Prowl waist. In other words, can he wrap Prowl up?* verdigrisprowl 11:30 pm *nod. please, wrap away.* NoodlesAtNight 11:30 pm *Good. That thing is gonna put Prowl in so many coils it'll look like a baby razor snake got him.* verdigrisprowl 11:31 pm *THAT'S MORE WRAPPING THAN HE EXPECTED. it's okay, just surprising.* NoodlesAtNight 11:31 pm *A baby razor snake! Like three coils.* NoodlesAtNight 11:32 pm *Maybe four.* [[Would you prefer he stop asking questions for now?]] verdigrisprowl 11:33 pm I think so. I don't have any answers yet. NoodlesAtNight 11:34 pm [[All right. Feel free to contact him at any time if you find them and need to share them. He will not mind.]] NoodlesAtNight 11:35 pm *For now, he'll stay here with his bundle of Prowl, and just be warm and close and quiet.* *For as long as Prowl wants.* verdigrisprowl 11:36 pm *he's going to be there a while.* NoodlesAtNight 11:37 pm *So be it. As long as Prowl wants means as long as Prowl wants.*

[insarations]

these are actually hella fucking cute y’all

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? oh yes :) but gotta  get me some hot chocolate or blanket

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? usually just a scrap of paper or whatevers close

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? i put soy milk and sugar in my coffee....just sugar in tea

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? ya :/ well at least if my mouth is open...I have terrible teeth

6: do you keep plants? no

7: do you name your plants? noo lol

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? painting/drawing/crafting..sometimes writing or poetry

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? very much

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? usually side, sometimes back

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? too many to name

12: what's your favorite planet? hmm...never thought about it strangely. saturn for looks. but mars cause idk..it holds the most possibility

13: what's something that made you smile today? my cats

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? uhhh....idk

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! A day on Venus is actually longer than a year on Venus... wrap your head around that ;)

16: what's your favorite pasta dish? ooooh all of them lol but probably lasagna... ooh or alfredo

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? just darker...dark brown or black

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up when i made us play hide n seek in a hotel room and i hid behind a curtain. or when i peed on my friends foot cause she got stung by a jellyfish XD

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I used to :/ I dont' really anymore..probably should

20: what's your favorite eye color? um idk really it depends on the person..I usually like brown or blue. not that green isn't nice but again depends on the person lol

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. ugh I really don't use bags or purses or anything like that much. currently my black vans drawstring

22: are you a morning person? nah, never will be. i'm used to getting up early but still hate it

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? SLEEP

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? yes..a few people

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? umm i dont think ive broken into anywhere

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? i got rid of all my own shoes but the ones ive had a while i wear the most are my black slipon vans

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? mint

28: sunrise or sunset? sunset

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? only she could do it, cant even explain lol

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? more than a few times

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I LOVE SOCKS lol absolutely not all white socks. I like fun patterned socks..especially my vans no shows... sometimes sleep with them on

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. oh gosh dont let me start

33: what's your fave pastry? uggghh too many. recently something amazing I tried... lobster tails from carlos bakery. but really..any pastry lol

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? lots of them. the main one I can think of is a small little grungy horse named Wickee lol...got him at this amusement park called Wickee Watchee... idk where he is atm :/

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? ooooooh yesssss...from time to time

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? 21 pilots

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I mean I like it clean.... but it's messy most the time anyways lol

38: tell us about your pet peeves! ugh so many. the #1 thing probably is when I'm walking like in a store and someone just stops right in front of me..like i'm tryna get somewhere please move haha but otherwise I just had selfish spoiled people and attitudes and people who think they're better than everyone else

39: what color do you wear the most? black and gray

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? um honestly I don't have any jewelry besides my liprings. There is this necklace that was my grandmas but I don't really wear it anymore

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? It's called Pawn by Robin Roseau

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! Starbucks. it's amazing. it's life. that is all.

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? this girl

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? um hmm on and off lately and I think i'm getting there again...but probably really completely like...last spring

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? as much and often as I can

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. oh you don't want me to do that

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? donald trump. oh food. hahahahah omg. i thought it said thing. hahahaha. i cant even answer now.

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? roaches. yes still same. I HATE THEM

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? eh neither like or dislike..rarely ever buy cds never records. But I did recently buy the Gwen Stefani Christmas album ;)

50: what's an odd thing you collect? nothing really odd. oh well.... unique boxes. I guess thats strange lol

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? so many songs.

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? uh hmm.. probably the spongebob mocking one lol

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? honestly..dont kill me...no

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? myself XD

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? gotten out of the car and walked a mile home XD

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? just being genuine and truthful and sweet and trying to be funny even if you're not really

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? BEAUTIFUL. I didnt actually listen but I did in my head. BEAUTIFUL SONG

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? uhhhh..... dont really have a group of friends XD

59: what's your favorite myth? hmm too much thinking

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? depends, most the time...the Footprints poem

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? given um...idk I used to get a buncha stuff from the dollar store for my fam every year lol received? a rock from my ex bf -_-

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? nah not really a juice person

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? yes organized

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? black

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? yesss....

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? uhhh eh..not for me

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? either calm or sad or sleepy or a combo

68: what's winter like where you live? it's florida. not usually cold. this week is as cold as it gets...low is like 38 but usually it doesnt even get there

69: what are your favorite board games? clue, monopoly is alright too

70: have you ever used a ouija board? no

71: what's your favorite kind of tea? not huge on tea but I like mint, or something fruity like berry or lemon or peach

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? with certain things

73: what are some of your worst habits? leaving drinks or bottles half finished out or like letting my room get messy

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. funny. sarcastic. sometimes an asshole. good time. gorgeous. fun.

75: tell us about your pets! They're two cats, sister, Lamb and Rue...they're 2 and 1/2 years old..and sweet and mischevious and fluffy and soft and cuteeee  and I love them more than anything

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? not really

77: pink or yellow lemonade? dont really like lemonade much but they dont make much a difference to me

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? fanclub :)

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? wrote a song for me

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? white..nah I didnt choose

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. honestly my minds going black lol im tired

82: are/were you good in school? yes for the most part..had my moments but overall good

83: what's some of your favorite album art? so many I could name. coldplays is always really colorful and abstracty. and imagine dragons.

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? already have two. want a lot more..too much to name and i dont even know still what all i want

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? nah

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? YAS. many. but first came to mind, Skillets Rise

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Silver Linings Playbook. Paper Towns. Shrek. All the disney movies. Avatar. Wizard of Oz. many more

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? all of them haha... pop art, impressionism, renaissance..just all of it all special in they're own way

89: are you close to your parents? eh idk i cant explain..neither close nor distant. like we live together and talk alot but not really the close relationship as some do..im very different from them

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Knoxville. the city I went to college in... interesting place with lots to do..best of both worlds. beautiful mountains and hills and views. but also the downtown areas are cool..lots of fun stuff

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? going to savannah ga for my bday. not sure where else yet but i'm sure there will be other places. i'd really like to go to phoenix..boston..new orleans..california..portland ugh so many places

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? CHEESE AF

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? just up in a bun which is boring but its too messy and long to put up with lol

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? my dad

95: what are your plans for this weekend? nothing really so far. probably will go to lunch or something with my friend

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? procrastinate

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? myer briggs- INFJ (advocate) sign- aquarius house- ravenclaw

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? legitimately...like 3 years ago...hated it...too much walking and pain XD

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. ugh sooooooooooo many. pretty much any song by skillet or gwen stefani/no doubt recently..dusk till dawn by sia, new rules by dua lipa... also songs by ben howard..lots of indie stuff

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? 5 into the future... i've already lived my past, and i've made a lot of progress...wanna jump to even more progress hopefully

[edo-vivendum]

2.22.18

Hey guys, I'm gunna rant. There’s a few things wrong, so I guess I’m gunna number my paragraphs?

1. Food anxiety and misunderstanding with S

So a few weeks ago, my therapist and I decided on a goal for me to expose myself to some of my irrational anxieties around food. The plan was for me to cook chicken with someone who could help show me the normal way to cut up chicken as I am normally quite obsessive about trimming every possible speck of fat off of the chicken. To the point where a lot of the good meat is wasted.

Anyways, I asked S if he would help me with this, and he said of course. So, a couple weeks passed, and we haven’t done it yet, so earlier this week I brought it up again and asked if we could make a legitimate plan and do it this weekend. He was like yeah lets do it, and asked what I wanted to make. (AHH) I had/have no clue about that, so I told him he could come up with a few ideas and I’d pick from them. He was like, sure.

So Tuesday he suggested soup as a joke, bcos I am adamant about hating soup (the way my mom makes it has no nutritional sustenance and she insists its a full meal and I know if I agree to that my ED will have its way in many ways so I’ve just sorta developed a general stance of NO against soup even though in reality there are thicker soups with value). So, then later he suggested soup in seriousness. The soup he suggested is more nutritionally dense, but I was just like, babe come on, really?? In reality, I should probably be a little more flexible about this, but I don’t want soup..

Now, this morning, he met me in a coffee shop for lunch after his morning classes, and at one point he says to me “I came up with another idea for dinner Saturday!” and I was like “okay?” and he suggests lobster. (the whole point is to expose me to cooking chicken in a normal way) So, I tried to explain this to him, and he seemed sorta disappointed, but he didn’t say that he was. He asked, “okay how do you want to cook it?” and I told him “the normal way cos I don’t know whats normal” and he said “well anything from no fat at all to a significant amount is normal” and ughhhh I felt like he wasn’t getting it at all. I got really anxious and sorta started dissociating around then, and he didn’t really do anything, just sat there. I’m not sure what all was said. It was friendly, not argumentative. At one point I was like “so okay ur saying there’s a range of normal but I can’t comprehend that bcos then i start thinking that me obsessively removing all the fat is normal and I know it’s not, so for the point of this can you just make up an arbitrary ‘normal’?” and he agreed to that and seemed to finally understand. but then he was sorta quiet and not really paying attention to me (his phone) so I asked him if he was annoyed and he said no. then when we were walking to class I was like “if you don’t want to help me with my anxiety thing and you’d rather just make a meal that’s okay I can get lucy (sister) to help me with that and we can just make a meal” and he was like “let’s not talk about this right now” SO IDK WHAT THAT MEANS

2. Test and general anxiety

I’m getting tired of typing so I’m gunna make this alot shorter now. In class just now, we just reviewed our test the whole time. I realized I knew how to do all the problems and the only reason I did poorly is cos anxiety is a bitch. I qualify for extended time/quiet space for tests, but I’m too anxious about going to the testing services place to actually get it *roll eyes*

In the middle of class I dropped my water bottle on the ground and the lid broke. AGAIN. this is the second lid I’ve broken, and my water is gunna leak now. Also it was embarrassing and I dropped a pen like 4 different times. normally i wouldn’t care but today I acutely care and I hate myself right now ugh. but not rlly cos of the pens. 

I’m super tired and S is swimming right now. I wish i could be swimming with him...or sitting with him. Idk I just feel crappy af and I think I’m gunna nap now. I’ve got class at 4 and its 3 rn. 

I picked at my face a little yesterday, and I looked cute enough this morning , but either my makeup all rubbed off or my self perception just SUCKS ass, bcos when I see my reflection I look ugly af. ALSO, it’s possible I’m cute when I”m happy and ugly when I’m anxious and sad. 

I’m just gunna nap and maybe cry now. Rant over.. for now.

I’m ranting on tumblr instead of via text to S today bcos I feel like I’ve been getting on S’s nerves idk I don’t wanna risk it. I could rant to M but not rlly about the food parts cos she just doesn’t get it. I will about the test stuff tho.

[exactly45angrybaldpeople]

Moving blogs, death and shit just a heads up

howdy yall, hope everyone has been doing fine.

if yall dont wanna read i dont blame you (reading aint my strongsuit), there’s a tl;dr at the end

so one of my dogs died. His name was Diego, he was about 18 years old just like me and a really old fart. He was half pug, half Chihuahua (people called it a chug, i liked pugawa). Anyway he lived a good life, i loved him like a close friend and as he grew older he just became slower and y’know... old.

But today, as i was getting ready to go to a dentist appointment, i found him in the pool. Now this surprisingly happened a lot, it’s hot as Hell in Arizona so he would jump in on the pool steps to cool off; But as he got older it became harder and harder for him to get out. There’d be times i’d find him stuck on the steps completely drenched and i just lifted him and his soggy ass out of there. But today was different

I found him with his head submerged, unmoving, just floating. I thought by understanding how old he is that his death would y’know, be easier to bare. My family would even joke that he’s so old maybe he wanted to die after all. Anyway, this is where it starts getting important.

I’m a lazy asshole, i wake up late and put off doing productive things. If i woke up earlier i honestly could’ve been there for him. Instead I woke up at 1 and just found him dead. It’s my fault he’s gone, it was bound to happen sooner or later but going out this way? It was my fault. I knew i’d be sad with him gone but seeing him like this? I was bawling. I was freaking out I didn’t know what to do.

So what am I getting from this? I want to stop being lazy. I know it’s a dumb thing to take from all this, but because i wouldnt get off my ass someone really close to me drowned (I know some people will say it’s just a dog, but i grew up with him as a wee kid. He was a fat, sleep loving dog who i miss with all my heart already). 

I need to be less lazy, and i will be. I’ve been working on a new blog cause i wanted a fresh start to things, i havent finished it yet cause yknow... laziness. Itll still be a while before i finish it cause now i have to do a lot of stuff. I always wanted to be a content creator, idk of what, but i do know i just want to do something.

hopefully this new blog will be a good start, i would look more into that Writscrib stuff but thatll be for a while so ill just work on this toxic hellsite for now.

That’s pretty much it, there’s no posts yet, and i might;ve followed you again, but the new blog is (for now until i think of a btter name) @lobster-juice

TL;DR: I want to stop being lazy, I want a fresh start to things, this blog is dead and if you need me take me to my currently-in-the-progress-of-being-made blog, @lobster-juice

[madkingangrel]

Which characters should you fight (ft. Fire emblem awakening antagonists

Aversa Winner: You As long as you don’t succumb to her feminine charm, kick that raven wannabe on a horse’s ass from here to Valm. sure, MAYBE she has a fucked up past and her real name isn’t even aversa but she tried to murder a fucking child and literally grima wouldn’t exist without her so as far as I’m concerned fuck her UP. however do be cautious, as lords more powerful than you have fallen victim to the sway of her hips and like I said: S H E F U C K I N G C R E A T E D G R I M A. approach with caution. Gangrel Winner: Depends honestly the mad king is an emotional guy and who wins depends on what he’s feeling. there’s a 50/50 chance this depressed motherfucker with literally throw himself at your sword and if he misses he’ll try the fuck again. but make no mistake, if the blood of the mad king of plegia runneth in this bitch you better runneth the fuck the other way because his levin sword will be so far up your ass your tongue will become an electrical hazard. All while he’s got that menacing glint in his eyes screaming EENIE MEENIE MOE! he doesn’t even say it right. approach with prior knowledge of his emotional state. Mustafa Winner: You sure, he’s a big brawny guy, but a softie at heart and honestly not as strong as the likes of gangrel or yen'fay (and he’s pretty nakey). but is there any honor in striking down this motherfucker where he stands? come on, he WAS GONNA LET YOU PASS IF YOU’D JUST SURRENDER. but did you? No. You only think about yourself. Killing Mustafa would be like shooting a mockingbird right after a madman forced your sister to her death and the mockingbird is letting your soldiers go and even ALLOWING ITS OWN TO RETREAT. so show some fucking RESPECT for that mockingbird. Not only that, but I, personally, will come fight you if you choose to fight Mustafa. Approach if you’re the dickiest of dick heads and you want to go down in history as a fucking chump. Excellus Winner: You, and whoever else joins the fight There’s no need to even try with this bottomfeeding motherfucker. Literally all you have to do is post a sign at camp that says “IM GONNA GO KILL EXCELLUS LOLZ” and his head will be on a stick before the hour is out. THE WHOLE CAMP wants this man dead. Even the people on HIS side would beat the shit out of him just for the lulz. Sure, he’s got some flashy fire magic and can teleport sometimes, but is he any match for, I don’t know, EVERYONE? That’s right, EVERYONE will assist you in showing this chickenshit fucklord what’s what. You may very well unite the world over a shared desire to fertilize the daisies with this motherfucker. Shit, you’d be a HERO! why aren’t you JUMPING at the opportunity to turn this valmese worm man inside out?! Approach under literally any circumstances. Cervantes Winner: Cervantes I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “oh, this lil motherfucker looks like the guy from the pringles can.” And you’re fucking right. But little does your bitch ass know mr. pringle pack more punch than a spicy jalepeno pringle. Once he pops (your eye out of your fucking skull), HE CANT STOP. and his can is made out of fucking SILVER so even if your hungry for some chips lookin ass could even GET NEAR him you couldn’t harm him in any way. Cervantes hasn’t shaved since he started winning battles and you’re damn certain not gonna be the reason he goes clean shaven again. the only good that could come from fighting Cervantes is that the last thing you see is his luscious, glorious mustache. You’re better off just asking him to help you kill excellus. Approach with a passionate alliance with Lays potato chips. Yen'fay Winner: 50/50 Much like roller coasters and spicy takis, yen'fay is not for the faint of heart. He survived two hits from fucking WALHART, what else did you expect?! But consider this: does yen'fay want to fight you? Unless say'ri will be endangered if he doesn’t fight you, I don’t think you could get him to draw his sword. He’s a sad sad man who doesn’t wanna see any more blood, and who are you to force it on him? Chances are this fight wouldn’t even happen. If it does, however, you better hope there’s another you in another timeline with survivor guilt because the one in THIS timeline is going the fuck DOWN. approach with sadness :-( Walhart Winner: swear on ur TIMBS you don’t already know who wins Ever heard the story of David and Goliath? Walhart is Goliath and you’re the sorry looking amoeba on David’s left nut. Not even a big impressive amoeba. The tiniest most pathetic fucking amoeba. Not only is walhart literally ten feet taller than you, I guarantee he is far, far angrier than you. About everything. He fucking decimated almost the entire world and you’re sitting here thinking you have the slightest chance? He might be the lobster but it’s you who’s gonna get burned alive and eaten for fucking BRUNCH. with BUTTER. This is one hardcore vegetarian. Approach with offerings of carrots. Validar Winner: probably you Validar is more of a puppet master than anything. He has complete dominion over his family and aversa, so as long as you’re not any of those go right ahead and fight him. but will you be able to take him seriously? honestly this motherfucker looks like murdoc from Gorillaz™ went to college and had an experimental fashion phase. And then aged like 80 years. Plegia swears this is their “human king, definitely a member of mankind,” but one look can tell you that’s a load of bullshit. look at him! he green! Even if war crimes did exist in the fire emblem universe, killing validar would be less like homicide and more like poaching. idk how robin turned out as a regular human but he/she is one lucky dragon child. So snap this praying mantis lookin motherfucker’s bones before he can say “Hail Gr*ma” and move tf on. Approach nonchalantly. Grima Winner: oh u must think ur fuckin funny Lemme let you in a secret. *leans in* GRIMA IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE. EVEN HERO KING FUCKING MARTH COULD ONLY PUT HIM TO SLEEP. Grima could fell everyone else on this list at once with one swoop of his tail. He’s so fucking powerful, if you defeat him in-game, the game is like “nah must’ve been a fluke” and starts you back where you were pre-defeating grima.The only way you could defeat this bad motherfucker is if you are one with this bad motherfucker. In which case, congratulations, you are Grima and are therefore exempt from everything on this list. But for the rest of y'all WEAKLINGS it’s back to the barracks for you. No Grima hunting today. Approach with DONT FUCKING APPROACH HIM YOU DICK.

[surveystodestressme]

21.

1. When you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? usually more milk than cereal

2. Do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a winter day? i love it!!! i can’t wait for that feeling, honestly

3. What random objects do you use to bookmark your books? like receipts, sometimes napkins or toilet paper, or usually whatever is near me when i need a bookmark

4. How do you take your coffee/tea? i have a lil sugar and some milk in my coffee, and a lot of sugar and sometimes honey in my tea

5. Are you self-conscious of your smile? not at all

6. Do you keep plants? i don’t have any plants inside my home.  we used to have a tomato plant outside but it never grew back

7. Do you name your plants? -

8. What artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? occasionally i draw and when i do i use permanent marker

9. Do you like singing/humming to yourself? sure, i don’t usually mean to hum but i sing to myself allll the time

10. Do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? it’s a mixture between my stomach and my side

11. What’s your inner joke you have with your friends? ummm, i have so many it’s hard to think of one right now though.

12. What’s your favourite planet? i think jupiter is incredibly fascinating

13. What’s something that made you smile today? seeing my sister graduate from retraining

14. If you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? i’d like a really nice apartment.  nothing too big or too small.  i want a large kitchen though, where there’s enough space for all of my stuff and so me and jack could coook together in a nice space.  i want the bathroom to have a tub/shower combo so we can take baths and showers together.  i don’t really care how big the bedroom is, but i want a walk in closet bc i have a lot of shit.  then i want the living room area to be big enough so we can both have our desks and computers in there, and our 2 couches that we already have.

15. Go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! “Neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second.”

16. What’s your favourite pasta dish? oh golly.  i love pasta salad.  i’m very picky on it though

17. What colour do you really want to dye your hair? purple

18. Tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. omg so one time i made videos on facebook for my friends when i was really young.  i made a video about stupid shit like unicorns and sex and my friends tagged me in it every single year to remind me about it until i eventually deleted it and now they found another one of those videos and they still bug me about it allll the time,

19. Do you keep a journal? What do you write/draw in it? yes, but i don’t write in it nearly as much as i used to

20. What’s your favourite eye colour? i don’t have one

21. Talk about your favourite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. well, my mother got me this really nice tote for christmas either last year or the year before and it is pink and grey striped and it says “punky” on it, which is my nickname.  i take it to work with me every day and i just love it to pieces... but it really needs to be washed lol.

22. Are you a morning person? absolutely not

23. What’s your favourite thing to do on lazy days where you have no obligations? i like to lay down and either watch a show or read

24. Is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? my boyfriend.

25. What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? i’ve broken into my own house before... actually, a few times

26. What are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? i had a pair of moccasins that i wore with EVERYTHING but i just recently got rid of them because they were pretty nasty and worn down

27. What’s your favourite bubblegum flavour? anything fruity

28. Sunrise or sunset? sunset.

29. What’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? i love when jack talks about computer stuff, he loves it to much and it just makes me happy and kind of turns me on sometimes..

30. Think of it: have you ever been truly scared? yeah

31. What is your opinion of socks? Do you like wearing weird socks? Do you sleep with socks? Do you confine yourself to white sock hell? Really, just talk about socks. yeah, i love socks almost as much as i love shoes.  i never wear socks to bed because it makes me feel hot.  i do have white socks but they’re no show socks so nobody sees them anyways.  the weird thing is, i always have to buy new socks because i forget to cut my toenails and then they become talons and they cut through the fabric of my socks and then i have holes in my socks and i have to throw them away... lol.  it sucks

32. Tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with your friends. oh god.  my friends and i used to party a lot after we graduated high school.  i’ve definitely almost lost my virginity at one of those parties.  i also kind of threw myself at anyone there.  like, by the end of the night i had ended up kissing almost everyone at the party.  it was kind of pathetic and i;m very glad that i’m passed that.

33. What’s your favourite pastry? i don’t think i have one

34. Tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. What is it called? What does it look like? Do you still keep it? i never had a stuffed animal as a child.  i had a baby blankie that i just recently converted into a pillow case

35. Do you like stationery and pretty pens and so on? Do you use them often? nahh

36. Which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? i dunno, something mellow and relaxing

37. Do you like keeping your room messy or clean? clean

38. Tell us about your pet peeves! i have so many, man.  like, i had when i can hear people chewing on their food, when i am trying to sleep i need the room in complete silence and when someone (my cat or if i’m sleeping in the same room as someone else) makes noise it really pisses me off

39. What colour do you wear the most? black.

40. Think of a piece of jewellery you own: what’s its story? Does it have any meaning to you? i don’t wear a lot of jewelry to be honest.

41. What’s the last book you remember really, really loving? i just finished the illuminae books and they were terrific!

42. Do you have a favourite coffee shop? Describe it! i like the broken tree that’s a couple minutes driving distance from my house

43. Who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? jack probably

44. When was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? right now

45. Do you trust your instincts a lot? i try to

46. Tell us the worst pun you can think of. i am so not good with puns guys

47. What food do you think should be banned from the universe? beets.

48. What was your biggest fear as a kid? Is it the same today? oh god, i had a fear that something was going to come out of the toilet while i was sitting on it and eat me or drag me in or something.  and then after i watched the movie mirrors, i was terrified to look into any reflective surface (i still am sometimes)

49. Do you like buying CDs and records? What was the last one you bought? i haven’t bought any in a really long time

50. What’s an odd thing you collect? i collect shot glasses, but i don’t think that’s weird

51. Think of a person. What song do you associate with them? i think of same love when i think of my sister bc she’s gay lol

52. What are your favourite memes of the year so far? i’m not really into memes

53. Have you ever watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Heathers? Beetlejuice? Pulp Fiction? What do you think of them? i’ve actually never seen any of those but i really, really need to

54. Who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? this guy at red lobster who sat down before us but didn’t get waited on until 10 mins or so after we had gotten waited on, i felt bad 4 him

55. What’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? i’m so dramatic, man, i can only imagine

56. What are some things you find endearing in people? idk

57. Go listen to Bohemian Rhapsody. How did it make you feel? Did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? i love that song! it makes me feel so many emotions, especially the first time i heard it.  i always dramatically lip sync that song lol i love it so much

58. Who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? Why? i am definitely the vodka aunt and i think my friend mariann would be the wine mom lol, just how our personalities would be

59. What’s your favourite myth? bigfoot

60. Do you like poetry? What are some of your favourites? i’m not a huge poetry person honestly.

61. What’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? The stupidest one you’ve ever received? i got a silly figurine last year that made no sense to me and i gave my brother a snuggie for his dick as a gag gift a few years back lol

62. Do you drink juice in the morning? Which kind? nope, but if i did it’d be apple juice

63. Are you fussy about your books and music? Do you keep them meticulously organised or kinda leave them be? yes  i have my books in alphabetical order according to series and stuff like that.  and then i have the books i haven;t read on a second shelf so i know that i need to read them

64. What colour is the sky where you are right now? black.

65. Is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? of course

66. What would your ideal flower crown look like? light blue, dark blue, purple, and red.  big big flowers

67. How do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? i actually really like them

68. What’s winter like where you live? it’s freezing as hell.

69. What are your favourite board games? i feel like i’ve answered this question soooo many times

70. Have you ever used a ouija board? my friend used to have one but i am not into that freaky shit

71. What’s your favourite kind of tea? lipton? lol

72. Are you a person that needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? yeah

73. What are some of your worst habits? i bite my nails a lot, and the skin around my nails.  and i bike the inside of my cheek and my lips a lot.

74. Describe a good friend of yours without using their name of gendered pronouns. idk

75. Tell us about your pets! okay so we have this sweet boy named boone he’s 1 and he is a mini aussie with one blue eye and an eye that’s half blue and brown he’s really dopey.  we are babysitting my sisters dogs ava (4) and laklyn (1), laklyn is brown and has lil freckles on her face and she’s boones sister and ava is their aunt.  i have a gray and white kitty named boots, she’s 3 and she is the cuddliest and sweetest cat in the world she even gives kisses.  then there’s kitten who is a black 20lb monster of a cat she’s 5 and she pees everywhere because she’s a bitch.  then we have taz who is a fluffy calico who is afraid of everything in the entire house, she has a snaggletooth.  then there’s egg who is a large tiger striped kitty, egg loves attention & her and taz are sisters and are both about 12.

76. Is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? sleeping

77. Pink or yellow lemonade? either or

78. Are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? i can’t stand the damn minions

79. What’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? jack bought me boots on our anniversary shortly after my baby passed away

80. What colour are your bedroom walls? Did you choose that colour? If so, why? purple

81. Describe one of your friends’ eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. striking.

82. Are/were you good in school? it’s a good school, yeah

83. What’s some of your favourite album art? idk man

84.  Are you planning on getting tattoos? Which ones? yep!! tons

85. Do you read comics? What are your favourites? kickass and scott pilgrim

86. Do you like concept albums? Which ones? sure

87. What are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? the saw movies!!!

88. Are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? all of ‘em

89. Are you close to your parents? i think so.  more so to my mother

90. Talk about one of your favourite cities. idon’t have one

91. Where do you plan on travelling this year? i don’t have a plan to travel anywhere this year,  but next year jackson wants to go to visit his family in south carolina

92. Are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? i’d rather have a lot than a little

93. What’s the hairstyle you wear the most? my hair down bc it’s too short to do anything with right now

94. Who was the last person you know to have a birthday? uhhh... my mother a few days ago actually

95. What are your plans for this weekend? the weekend is almost over lol

96. Do you install your computer updates really quickly, or do you procrastinate on them a lot? procrastinate

97. Myer Briggs type, Zodiac sign, and Hogwarts house? idk, aries, and slytherin

98. When’s the last time you went hiking? Did you enjoy it? it’s beena  really long time, and i really did enjoy it

99. List some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. idk

100. If you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go five years into the past, the other five years into the future, which one would you press? Why? definitely five years into the future.  i would just want to see how everything is in my life, see if it turned out how i wanted it to.

[aquakris]

1-40 💘 I’m so sorry you’re having a rough night pumpkin. I wish there was a way that I could make it better.

Anon you don’t know how much you made me feel so much better tonight. I love you so much like I’m literally tearing up🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕

1. What was the name of the first person you ever had a crush on? Why did you like them?

It was first grade & his name was Peyton Bellinger & I liked him because he was super smart, cute, & funny. He was also my first kiss lol

2. What is one thing you regret having done or not done in your life?

I think I regret spending my time on ppl who knew that they weren’t going to stay in my life in the long run & basically how some ppl just don’t give a fuck about my feelings honestly. (That’s the reason why I’m so sad tonight lol🥴) I have more things but that’s one of them

3. Which parent do you identify with the most?

Well I was raised by my mom & grandma (because my dad is asshole tbh) so I’m gonna say both of them. I have both of their personalities mixed together

4. What do you think you cook or bake the best?

I don’t really cook often but I can bake some good ass muffins lol

5. If you could change your first name what would it be?

I honesty don’t know LMAOOOOOO maybe Ashley since that’s one part of my middle name?

6. Can you hula hoop?

Yes but I’m not that good

7.What embarrasses you the most in front of other people?

I hateeeeee crying in front of ppl ugh it’s so embarrassing to me because I look so ugly when I cry but also, I don’t want ppl to see my emotional side? Idk it’s weird loll

8. Have you considered running for president?

Lmaoooooo yes I have but I don’t think ppl would vote for me

9. If you had to choose one thing you were most passionate about, what would it be and why?

I’m so passionate about making my mom happy. I just want to make her so proud of me like everything I do, especially my education ( which I’m also passionate about) is for her & mostly myself. I love her🥺

10. Who are you most envious of—real or fictional—and why?

I don’t really envy anyone honestly🤷🏾‍♀️😂

11. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

In my opinion, I think the most beautiful place on earth is anywhere with a nice beach & a sunset. Idc where it’s at, but a nice sunset on the beach makes me so happy.

12. Are ghosts real?

Yessssss

13. Are aliens real?

Hell yessssss

14. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?

I think it’s yogurt that expired maybe 3 days ago? (Ew💀)

15. What are your favorite style of underwear?

Boyshorts, cheeky, & thongs🌝

16. What’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard?

The climb by Miley Cyrus (I cry everytime)

17. How about the sweetest song?

The way by Ariana Grande because I fucking love her omg & my favorite part by Mac Miller because I miss him:(((

18. Do you know how to play dominoes?

Nah lol but I would love to learn

19. What’s under your bed?

A bunch of shoes & other shit💀

20. Have you ever prank called someone?

Yes lmaoooooo I’m kinda childish😂😂

21. 100 kittens or 3 baby sloths?

3 baby sloths because my little heart can’t take all that cuteness especially with 100 kittens

22. Are you proud of what you’re doing with your heart and time right now?

Sort of

23. Why or why not?

Because I’m doing good sort of but I can be better. My heart is kinda hurting at the moment but once I get myself together, I’ll be fine

24. How many bones have you broken?

None! I’m actually surprised because I have low vitamin D levels & also iron

25. Have you ever won anything? Big or small?

I’ve won some prizes before but it’s nothing major lol

26. If you could buy one material thing, and money was not an issue, what would it be?

A custom black & pink Porsche so me & Grayson can race each other & for Ethan to be in the passenger seat hehe☺️

27. What’s your favorite movie from your childhood?

Hmmmm… I want to say every Barbie movie you can think of & also the Bratz movies

28. What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?

I would absolutely not eat lobster or crab. I’ve got sick from it before & it wasn’t great at all

29. What’s the best way to comfort you when you’re having a really terrible day?

Like tonight lol, just talk to me. Let me know that everything is gonna be ok… cuddle with me? I need a hug rn

30. Has anything/anyone every saved your life before?

I want to say first, my mom because if I died today, she would not be able to live & I hate seeing her hurt but also, my close friend from high school. I was very depressed & kinda suicidal towards the end of senior year but she kinda saved me. I’m still friends with her too. That’s my bby

31. Would you ever adopt a child?

Yes!!!!! I want to be a mom sooooooo bad so if I wasn’t able to have my own kids, then I would loveeeeeee to be a mom for someone that will become mine🥺

32. What is one thing you’re embarrassed to admit you want to try?

I want to try skydiving. Ppl think I’m weird but it seems fun! I also want to get a tattoo on my lip like E & Gray💀

33. If you were a cake which cake would you be?

Pound cake because it’s thicc like me😉😂

34. What is the most important material possession you have and why?

My 3 gold necklaces & my Rings because they we’re given to me at a young age & also, I just love them a lot lol

35. What is the most important memory you have and why?

I’ll never forget when I first time I got my first car. I was hitting everything LMAOOOOOO it was terrible because I have bad anxiety when I drive so I don’t really drive now but I need to like now lol because Lyft & Uber adds up quickly

36. When was the last time you cried?

Around 10 mins ago:(

37. How old was your mother when she had you?

20 so basically my age rn. She raised a bad bitch & that’s the tea😉

38. Which famous person would you like to be BFFs with?

Ariana Grande or Ethan & Grayson

39. Is there something you wish you had said sorry for but never did?

Yes:((((

40. Have you been on your first date? If so, how did it go?

No but hopefully, someone would take me on a lovely date one day🤧

Thanks for asking anon! You made my night better & I love you bby🥺🥺🥺🥺💛

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july: week two

10: my body was so sore when i woke up. i was also just so tired and a bit sad. :/ kevin went to work and i slowly started doing work. i did some personal errands and organization but then got into uploading all of the new videos and notifying sultan and phil. i knew i wasn’t feeling too good so i skipped working out today and i didn’t even wear my fitbit because i’ve been so frustrated with my decline in my fitness health so i took a break. i watched some ff-x and then showered before kevin got back home. we ordered fat cat for dinner because i was already hungry at like 6 pm. i ordered their twin filet medallions with fingerling potatoes and asparagus. kevin got their lobster mac. we picked it up and then went back home to eat. my meal was delicious. their bernaise butter is sooo goood. the potatoes and asparagus didn’t look too appealing but they were yummy as well. kevin’s mac didn’t have a lot of cheese in it so i ate a bit too. we food coma’d right into hollow knight and decided not to go grocery shopping until tomorrow.

i just watched kevin play for the rest of the night. i got really snack-y so i ate the rest of the mochi ice cream and two chicken tenders at like 10 pm :/ idk what’s wrong with my body. it’s so out of whack. before sleeping, i did my pt stretches and iced my feet and massaged my legs. my quads, shins, and calves are super sore for some reason. i guess i really shouldn’t wear flats for an extended period of time anymore along with drinking too much. x_x; my body, ugh. kevin i stayed up until like 2 or 3 am. we’re the type of people who definitely need alone time to unwind and couple time to readjust after weekend trips like this one and seeing friends and family again. i don’t know when i’ll get out of this slump. i just feel so lost, uncreative, and uninspired really...

11: my legs were still sore but i planned to work out anyway. i need to get back on my grind or at least ease back into it a bit. we had soup dumplings and zong zi for breakfast. then kevin left for work and i went to look at what i should do for work. i still have a bit more to do but other than that, i will have to catch up with phil tomorrow. it’s rainy for the rest of the week so idk how i will be feeling. i know i need to kick myself in the ass and push myself but i’m just bleh. well, i started finishing up my project and then put chicken in to bake. i ate two thighs because i didn’t make rice LOL and also steamed veggies. mmm. after work, i watched some ff-x and did 30 minutes of intense cardio with jumping. my feet just feel a little stiff but i think i can do jumps again :) ! i made rice right before kevin came back and then we went grocery shopping. it was a quick run. we got back home and unpacked and then ate dinner. i put in more thighs to bake for tomorrow but i ate leftover food for dinner instead. kevin ate a chicken thigh, veggies, and some instant noodles for dinner. 

we looked up where to find a chase bank and at this point, we’re just gonna exchange in stockholm because the only bank closest to MA is in connecticut or new york... kevin went to play dota after digesting. i went to do 30 minutes of abs. i also did laundry kinda late today so i had to wait for our towels to dry until i could shower...which was at like 12 am. i also decided to get off facebook and now i’m looking into just being on instagram solely, but i still have bad feelings about it. hmmm. i was really tired when i was done showering and folding clothes. i went to sleep right away and kevin stayed up playing pubg with peter.

12: every time i wake up and then go back to sleep, i always have weird dreams. hmm. i got up and then ate breakfast and sent kevin off to work. then i tidied up the last bits and pieces of my project while watching some ff-x. today i feel better about myself. i’m trying to get back on track with doing 30 minutes of cardio in the morning and 30 of strength in the afternoon, but it’s weird with working from home and all of that. i’ll figure it out! i feel better than yesterday for sure. i did a bit more work while watching ‘world of dance’ and then after work, i went right into cardio and then took a 10 minute break before i went into doing back workouts. i’ll need to split these up more (morning and evening) but i’m getting there! i showered after my workout and then read my botm in bed until kevin came back from climbing. i also got hungry so i ate english muffins with peanut butter and a chicken tender LOL. i was surprisingly full after a while. then i prepped the ingredients for thai basil beef bowls, mmmm. i ate a bit of that for “real” dinner and then i continued reading for the rest of the night. i iced my feet while finishing up the book, which turned out to be really interesting! i also managed to do my stretches right before sleeping. kevin and i ended up staying up until 1 am. well, it was late for me and not for him yet. i think he stayed up a bit longer working on some code and/or gaming, ahha.

13: i got out of bed and then made hot water and breakfast. then i started work right away because i had a physical therapy appointment today and i wanted to get work done. plus, we moved up standup to 12 pm. after kevin left for work, i did a bit of thinking and research. then i fit in an exercise session before standup. i did a hiit workout today and it made me sweat so much. my feet didn’t feel terrible but i’m still not 100% for jumping daily. we had a quick stand up and then i did a bit more work before showering and heading out to my physical therapy appointment. it was a cooler day in boston. my physical therapy went very well and it was fun picking up marbles with my toes again ahah. bryan said next session is my last and it seems like i’m pretty much all better. before leaving, he said he will have a graduation thing for me? lulz. i also met matt, the co-op, who helped me do some of the exercises. the train took 10 minutes to get there and kept stopping, so i got home later than expected.

i ate right away because i was sooo hungry. then i worked on templates and found a bunch of issues with our thinking :/ ugh. it was frustrating. what made it more frustrating was that masterchef on fox, kept buffering and stopping and telling me that my adobe token pass was expired... so i rq’d and found another stream for the latest episode. i finished a template and then stopped working  because there are issues we need to address before i move on to making more templates... kevin got back home earlier than usual :O we just chilled together until kevin started cooking this blue apron sweet and savory korean rice cake recipe! i did 30 minutes of obliques before cooling off (there was a lot of sweat here too) and looking up the best equipment to take travel photos. i looked into a selfie stick, which i don’t want anymore. i looked into phone lens accessories, which took a while but i’m probably going to buy a telephoto and wide angle lens...but i’m not sure which one yet. i basically researched this until i went to sleep... haha.

the rice cakes were super saucy and delicious. it was a bit too saucy for my taste, and kevin kind of overcooked the rice cakes, but it was still a great first attempt. we’ll definitely be making this again. we cleaned up, showered, and then kevin played hollow knight while i continued researching. i got sleepy at 11 pm tbh, but went to sleep at 12:30 am because i started playing with retrica and snapseed to see how i much editing i could do to a photo to make it “insta-worthy” in my opinion. i think i did a pretty good job! it was getting late so i just put away my phone and went to sleep while kevin gamed in the background, hhaa.

14: kevin made soft-boiled eggs for breakfast today! i had one along with my regular breakfast. mmm. while he was making them, i hopped on the computer and did some prepping for the meeting i was sort of leading today. then i noticed some work i had to backtrack on that i did yesterday -__-” lol i really need to talk to phil at this point. we didn’t get to talk before the meeting but it went pretty well. i explained how i re-created their map and some elements of ux360 and then phil took the reigns and explained more. i did have a few brain farts because i haven’t been using ux360 regularly / normally due to the tutorials and the one pagers. after the meeting, i grabbed some food and then talked to phil about the template challenges i have been experiencing. we got on stand up right after and then we were supposed to loop back, but phil had to talk to a few others on the team and because he’s in california and i’m in boston, he got back to be at 5:30 pm and said we would catch up on monday. lol. well, after stand up, i did work while watching the latest episode of love connection and also catching a good shiny tapu koko with hidden power ice. woot! i took a real quick nap after because i got dizzy from looking back and forth from multiple screens.

i woke up and forced myself to work out LOL. kevin was full when he came back because he ate a lot at happy hour at fitbit. i took my time working out and then showered. i was pretty full still because i had a late lunch. i eventually ate leftover thai basil beef bowl for dinner and just chilled while watching kevin continue completing hollow knight. he’s has almost completed the game! i was going to sleep early but that didn’t happen, haha. i managed to do my pt exercises before sleeping at like 1 am?

15: i think we got out of bed at like 11 am or 12 pm... well, we slept in for sure. haha. while we ate breakfast, we had a small argument about what bonchon location we planned for today. lol, i thought we were driving and he said we agreed on taking the ‘t’ yesterday night...but i don’t remember agreeing on that. LOL. we figured it out and we took the ‘t’ for one stop (there were buses taking us to the quincy center train stop this weekend) and then took it back home because kevin said he would drive instead with the traffic and all LOL. we also wanted to return the baking dishes we got from sur la table. so we went back and got bb and found street parking kind of near copley place... except that i put in copley square in the gps and that is NOT copley place... luckily, it was like a 5 minute walk away. eh heh heh... i also realized we did say we would take the train earlier so i apologized :P we returned the dishes, looked around, and then headed to prudential mall.

we stopped by num pang, a cambodian sandwich place, for a quick snack. their sandwiches are very much like banh mi. it was still delicioussss. we went to warby parker after and i ended up getting the one everyone said i should get. the checkout / ordering process was super quick, and i was out in like 10-15 minutes or so. kevin went to throw out our lemonade and disappeared into eataly when he was supposed to come back to warby parker, lols. i knew that he would stray there though so i knew where to find him after i was done. we explored eataly together tasting bread samples, getting their ninsola dessert, and a cannoli. everything was delicious. we ended up getting a prosciutto baked loaf and nommed on that on our walk back to the car. we didn’t have time for me to get a library card so we skipped that. oh well. later on in the day, i found out that i would need another library card for quincy if i got one in boston. hmmm. so i need to think on that more...

we drove to the bonchon in cambridge. for some reason, harvard square was still poppin’ and we had to circle a bit to find a parking spot. we could only find one for 30 minutes so we ordered our fried chicken to go. kevin went back to the car when time was about up and right after he left, i got the chicken. so we met at the car and then we drove to oh my tea to get some refreshing drinks to go with our fried chicken and seafood tteok bokki. :D we ate while watching the most recent season of ‘izombie’! yay, back to watching tv again~ the spicy wings were spicy af and apparently, the tteok bokki had heat that build. everything was really yummy though~ we had to get up and move around to digest and not fall into a food coma afterward. then we cleaned up and headed to star market to do a bit of grocery shopping.

we bought some meat and fruit because we had a ton of leftover veggies and we would be celebrating kevin’s birthday so we wouldn’t be cooking a lot this week. i restocked on dark chocolate too~ we decided that star market wasn’t as good as roche so we won’t be going there anymore unless there is a good sale ;P we got back, unpacked, and while watching another episode of ‘izombie’, the power went out in the area...LOL. it was a bit creepy. i lit all of my candles and put them in different rooms. we walked around and bummed until the lights went back on. we showered and then finished the episode and went to bed. i think i went to sleep at like 12:30 am? i think i had kevin take off my ice packs for me because i ko’d while they were still on my feet. hehe, thank you. it was a great day spent out with the bear <3 thank you again :)))))

16: i got up at 9am or so and then ate breakfast. i was going to exercise but i felt too tired. i initially woke up because i felt like i needed to get started on cleaning for some reason?? haha. i didn’t do either and instead, i started reading the journey mapping book dave gave me on the first day of work. :O i read two chapters while kevin woke up and brushed his teeth. then we ate leftovers while watching the most recent season of ‘izombie.’ lol we watched for a while. i think we stopped at around 2 pm. then i did an hour of cardio kickboxing and i was sweating sooo much x_x kevin went to game during that time and also shower. i cooled off, went to shower, and then started doing laundry. kevin and i ate more leftovers and watched two more episodes before i started cleaning while he talked to his parents on the phone. we both did our chores at the same time and got them done fairly quickly. i was still cleaning the bathroom while kevin started cooking dinner though, haha. i iced my feet and watched some youtube videos while kevin ate and made guac. i did some hip stretches and my pt exercises before packing for work and then making the bed and going to sleep. i went to sleep at around 11:45 pm. it wasn’t even hard going to sleep because that hour long workout tired me out.