#idk postal lore

[mishihao]

a guy that goes postal idk

[doubleaabat]

Peace dude found a sad old paper in his van and decided to fill it out

[ocellatum-h]

i gotta play all my favorite video game. miss them music so good!

[cassoliravioli]

INTRO!!

Hello! I am Cassoli and I am crazy obsessed with TF2

I have 2 other blogs, so when I follow you, don't be scared on 2 more aditionally following you lmfao ☹️

DNI:

Just don't be weird and people who have some sort of prejudice against alt people and minorities, please, be a kind person, not everyone is the same and people have their way of expressing themselves 👍

Child likers, people who like incest ships, proshippers etc etc

Basic info :3

I go by Cassoli, Ravioli or Runner (my pfp is me irl fr), btw funfact cassoli is my very cool surname

I am cis girl but idgaf to pronouns honestly

I am 15, but I wanna warn you that i am not innocent, nor I am afected (generally) to +18 stuff (NORMAL STUFF BTW), so DONT get a jumpscare if I post something a bit horny 😭🙏 since COME ON sex is a normal thing yall

I am 🇧🇷, my first language is portuguese so my english sucks

I study in a military school and try my best to go very well at it (trust me I am very smart! -> 🤓☝️) and I am a track athlete so I don't post very often of how occupied I am... and sometimes im just lazy 🤑

FANDOM INFO YEHAW

Team Fortress 2: main fandom, I am highly hyperfixated on it so I generally only post this iamverysorry ��

POSTAL: how the fuck did rws make postal dude so hot and for what 😭💯 also I am getting absolutely obsessed w it (I even finished playing postal 2 already) so expect more of postal to come

Murder Drones: cool asf show, highly recommend if u like horror 🥸

FNAF: hurhurhurhur (my favorite character is bonnie)

OFF: batter is charismatic. AND THE LORE OHMYGODDD 🗣🗣

Chainsaw man: the only anime I like 😔

Sonic: first fandom, I still love it dearly

Happy Tree Friends: I love it SOMUCH goddamit I cannot even put into words 😔 I know its gorey and stuff but ITS THE CHARACTERS FOR ME SORRY ☹️

TF2 INFO HELL YEAH 💥

I am

Unhealthly obsessed

with scoutcest. Its my favorite OTP from all time

btw when I draw them I often feature my BLU scout oc (they are presented as different people then), but any interpretation of scoutcest is VERY welcome (MINUS THE INCEST ONE.)

Medic main, I SUCK at TF2 so the only class I can play really well is medic 🤑 and my mvm main is Heavy!

My favorite character is the scout, idk if I want to be him or be with him ☹️ (I am his n1 fan btw!!!)

I LOVE THE BLU TEAM!! (I have an army of BLU team ocs)

TAGS

My reblogs don't contain these tags below, so you can find my original content in them:

#cassoli comments -> text posting

#cassoli arts -> art posting

#oc art -> oc posting

#blu scout lore??!?1? -> blu scout lore posting

My sideblog is @holyraviolis

BLU Scout's askblog is @matt-blu

[strawbrygashez]

I noticed something that made me rlly happy! Idk if there is like lore or something in p3 that connects to there being a ufo in the background of this official art I found in the postal art book but LOOOKKK

[magg0t-king]

Evans Current Top 5 Fav Character List:

These are my fav doods from some fandoms that I'm in. They are very gender.

P. S I will give you my reasons on why and this will be listed from 5 to 1(5 being rad and 1 being I want them/hj)

5. Nottem/Not Important/The Antagonist (whatever his name is idk)

He reminds me of Nathan lmao

He's kinda😩🥴

I lowkey want his gender

The game is mad goofy, but in a cool way

Would I date him? Nah. Would I like to be his friend? Yes?? Maybe?

4. The Blight

HE IS SO COOL AND I LOVE PLAYING AS HIM ON DBD!

I like his teeth?

Idk what to say about him.

10/10 very rad

Kinda spooked by him tho.

3. Redux Dude(postal dude 1?)

I need Redux Dude.

Pls just give me one chance.

Don't worry, I love the other postal dudes too.

Redux dude is so me tee hee!

He's more of a comfort character than a crush character tbh.

Me @ him/hj:

2. Manslaughter/Black

There's no gifs of him and I'm very sad :(

Twisted metal black is a very good game and you should play it.

Wish he had more lore tbh

10/10 would smooch/j

Inspirational quote from him: "...I....kn..ow...3 lessons..only....how t-t-to eat........how to..........cr..a..p..........how to kill" (that's from the wiki btw)

1. William Murderface

NOW THIS! THIS IS A ZAZZY CHARACTER!

If I was forced to kill off 4 dethklok members and save 1, I'd save him.

He looks like he'd be a twisted metal fan.

I wouldn't want to be his friend tho.

Smelly

[screamingahhh]

Do u have any lore or anything for robot dude??? I love his design so much :) idk if he can feel love but..I hope he knows I love him

OH YEAAA of course i do!!! but i just didn't wanna fill the post with just info about robot dude cause it's a lot BUT since you insistttt

so robot dude is alterative postal dude (the fanon version) or at least part of him.

basically the robot body for apd (I'm using the abbreviation cause I'm lazy) was planned from the beginning, as apd's consciousness needed to go somewhere but due to everything going to shit that very obviously didn't work out. After everything got figured out though, and akela was gone, apd was still present and dangerous so as a compromise the original badass robot body was heavily downgraded.

Now he kinda chills with RWS (in the postal universe) and runs simple chores.

Of course he can't do everything, especially a lot of the shit actual postal dude can do, so he just hangs around until he's summoned by someone basically.

That's pretty much it, though I do have other info about him.

He can't perceive color that well, like partial color blindness, a lot of normal colors are very dull to him while very bright and neon colors are 10x more visible to him so he likes a lot of bright and neon things.

He likes hanging out with postal dude but postal dude finds him very annoying, he's very talkative.

Dude doesn't hate him of course, he just never shuts up.

also yes he can feel love!!!! only thing he can't feel is stabbing.

I hope this all makes sense, also if anyone has any questions about robo dude or any of my art my inbox is always open!

[gojngdown]

anna reacts to scaled and icy because i just took the ap calculus test and i need a reward after descending into the pits of hell

what i know going into this is: no dema theories at all idk the storyline AT ALL, apparently mulberry street is godsend. LETS GO

good day: RADIOHEAD VIBES?? NVM?? NVM OMG BOPPING OK WE ARE BOPPING!!! YESSSS GO OFF TYLER :D is this about ro omg🥺 ITS CUUUTE,, SO CUUUUTE omg the UKULELE NOSTALGIAANDBDBDNNDNDNDN🥺🥺.. the bridge... it’s true :((((... omg omg i LOVE THE BRIDGE,,,, been feeling it a lot lately I LOVE IT THE BRASS🥺! i like the slightly melancholy vibe behind it all,, and the vocals,, but also it’s CUUTE and mellow yess OKAY

choker: OMG I LOVE THE PRODUCTION ALREADY!!!! I LOVE THIS NEW SOUND🥺 omg 14 year old me likes this song best i already know,, THE CHORUS,, okay this gives me the postal service vibes?? do y’all know the postal service?? it’s the drums and the electronics. and half-alive too hehe. I CANT GET OVER THIS CHORUS ITS THE BEST PART OH MY GOD THE PIANOOOOOO,,, okay i haven’t heard this live at all but i just KNOW he would open this with some piano,, u know the PIANO,, why are tøp bridges so good😓 RAP OH MY GOD,,, oh my god TTSG VIBES A LITTLE BIT,, TAXI CAB REFERENCES?1?1?2): OH MY GOD THAT WAS TOTALLY A TAXI CAB REFERENCE IDC IF THAT WAS LORE THAT WAS TAXI CAB

shy away: OK IVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE,,, what a BOP! yes! these lyrics are so,,, i need to like PROCESS PLEASE RHFBDJFBDNDNBD THEYRE GOING TOO FAST😭 A STRAIGHT UP BOP AND THE VOCALS SOB THE SCREAMING IN THE BACK PLEASE THE PRODUCTION IS SO GOOOOOOOD🥺 please tyler do screamo stop teasing me the PRODUCTION I CANT PROCESS

the outside: OOOOOO??) YES JOSH🥰 the ukulele version of this would be so good,, MARCH TO THE SEA REFERENCE😭 THE JSHDJDBFJD i feel like the entire album is leading up to a screamo track CAN WE PLEASE GET A SCREAMO TRACK anyway this song PLEASE GIVE US WHAT WE WANT IN THIS LAST CHORUS TYLER I BELIEVE IN YOU OH MY GOD THE RAP YESSSSSSSSSSSSS GIVE ME PET CHEETAH hehehe i’m nodding yes CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PERFORMANCE EVERYONE GOING NOD NOD LMAO yes💃 PLEASE LEAD UP TO SCREAMO?? no ok RAP IS FINE THANK YOU!!!! i have not read any interpretations but i like the mockery of popular language

saturday: OOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GUVE ME A PARTY TRACK!!!! OKAY WAIT VIBING YES! YES THIS IS WAHT SATURDAY FEELS LIKE🥺 yes i have lost my footing too bff :(( YES THE CHORUS YES EXAXTLY THIS HITS THANK YOU!1!!1!1!!!!!! WE PAINT THE TOWN YESSSSSS YESSSSSSS THIS IS SO GOOD I THINK ITS MY FAV SO FAR... it feels like quarantine like making the best of it,,, to me anyway THE OCEAN YES guys i love the ocean please FLOATING CIRCLES IN MY FISHBOWL YES THATS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE THIS IS A QUARANTINE SONG UWU OHNKY GOD THE SAMPLE!!! YESSSSSS okay this is my favorite so far i reALLY LOVE IT!! YES THE EDNING SO GROOVY AND THE AD LIBS IM IN LOVE YOUR HONOR

never take it: OHBWOW??? the production im reeling the CONTRAST i could write an essay RIGHT NOW ,, I NEED TO PROCESS HOLD ON WOWWWW I LOVE IT !! yes rebel against the government <3 PLEASE CAN WE GET SCREAMO THIS HAS SUCH SCREAMO POTENTIAL😔 YES HE SCREAMED PLEASE GO OFF PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE IM BEGGING YOU OH KY GOD THE LITTLE VOCALS THE FALSETTO🥳🥳 the bridge is interesting,, THEY PROFIT FROM A GREAT DIVIDE IM REEEEELINGGGGG i love the lyrics of this one the most i think just based on this first listen and the CONTRAST IN PRODUCTION AS IT RELATES TO THE LYRICS PLEASE

mulberry street: OKAY THIS IS THE ONE EVERYONE LIKES SHHDJDBDJ,, okay,, OKG I LOVE IT SO FAR WOW THE DJDHFJFNDKFJ THE MUTED YES the actual vibes of this i love it!! we’re pushing sideways🥳🥳💃💃 IT FEELS LIKE THESE TWO EMOJIS 😎💃. THE KEEP YOUR BLISS THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS IM ADDICTED (ironic lmao) MOVE OUT OF OUR WAY UWUWUWU😎 YES TIME FOR A TØP BRIDGE,,, oh my god.... speechless... OH MY GOD THE SWITCH???? FUCK YES THIS IS SO YESSSSSSSSS!!!! the absolute VIBES! GET OUT OF OUR WAY HITSSSSS i need the keep your bliss as my text tone or something why is that so good

formidable: ok vibing yes.. is this for jenna... ITS CUUTE🥺 ILL FOLLOW YOU🥺🥺.. THIS IS SO GOOD !! i love it oh my god... OHNMY GOD SO CUTE SJDHDJFB again this would be so good on the ukulele please and I LOVE THE LYRICS!!! SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT

bounce man: CAN WE GET ANOTHER PARTY TRACK😎 omg the flute yeaaaa 😙 it’s like cute partners in crime i like it,, a little melancholy but like EMBRACING it if that makes sense,, like a song for an old friend

no chances: PLEASE GIVE ME THE SCREAMO THE ABSOLUTE VIBES PLEASE PLEASE IM READY PLEase... the ANTICIPATIONZZZzzz.. HEAVYDIRTYSOUL VIBES HEHE OOOOOOOOO🤨 the prechorus is so different😳 OOOOOH THE LIKE CHOIR AND THE RAP OMG SNDBDBDN I FEEL LIKE THERES A LOT OF LORE IN THIS ONE HEHEHE🤩 MY SONVV??? MY SUN???? uhm hey @vialism did you... anyway...:!?:&3!;&; this is more mellow than i thought it was gonna be djdhdjfbfj idk why i feel so safe right now :((... but like still... the CHORUS.!.!,!,!,!,... SO LIKE... EERIE,,,, i’m imagining the live performance rn OOOO there is so much lore behind this i just know it and BTW THE PRODUCTION

redecorate: THAT ENDED SO ABRUPTLY?? is it time for the sad track at the end,,, oh no this is more vibes.. OH NO THIS IS SAD... OH NO.... THE SHADOW DRHE DBDBXNNNNN I LOVE THIS SO MYCH ALREADY AT LEAST LET ME CLEAN MY ROOM😭,,, HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT..,., the lyrics i’m speechless waitnfbdbdnfnfnn take a breath before you break in i’m actually in shock the lyrics the lyrics... FUCK ITS ENDING NOOOOO :((( the album is ending that went too fast :((( the live version of this song is going to be (already is? lol) so gooooooood., it’s over :(((

NOOOOO IT ENDED

come back

i needed the screamo track

gimme

anyways

in conclusion, this album is gay

[reapersman]

ACTUALLY here’s my super short and sweet guide to getting into discworld.

books: there’s a lot of them. you can read in any order, really, but there are larger plotlines you can follow. for example, Death makes minor appearances in a lot of books, but if you want to follow his main story, then you’d read mort > reaper man > soul music > hogfather > thief of time. there are a lot of ways you can read the discworld novels, and this page helps a lot! right now i’m reading through things thematically!

i highly recommend mort, because Death is featured in it and i’m biased, but also because it does work nicely as a stand-alone novel if you’re wary of getting into a series.

live-action! there’s been a few adaptations of discworld books. folks over at sky one created 3 different mini-series adapting the books: the hogfather (2006), the colour of magic (2008) and going postal (2010). these are all live-action 2-part mini series! i highly recommend the hogfather because, again, Death is in it and i’m biased. but also, i’ve seen it about a dozen times as well as i’ve read the book a dozen times, and it’s a very faithful adaptation imo. i’ve yet to watch TCM or GP, but they’re on my list, and since they’re made by the same folks who made the hogfather i’m inclined to believe they’re pretty good too! i know the hogfather is on youtube but i think maybe the rest are too??

there’s a tv show airing rn called the watch. it’s based on / inspired by the ankh morpork city watch books, and features death iirc, but i haven’t seen it yet. i want to get around to reading the books first before watching it, but from what i’ve heard it’s only loosely based on the original books and ... i don’t think it’s widely loved by dedicated fans. it looks like a fun show though, just not faithful to the Lore!

cartoons! channel 4 adapted two books into animated mini series’: soul music & weird sisters. it’s very 90s. the animation is a little janky and they aren’t perfect, but i think they’re so charming in their own right and christopher lee voices death! they’re both up on youtube.

graphic novels! idk how hard these are to find online bc i bought my copy of mort like a simp but basically: mort, the colour of magic / the light fantastic, guards! guards! and small gods got adapted into graphic novels/comics.

[bunny-heels]

its gotta be a typo i would think, cause even my bf has gone through the games audio files before they were encrypted and her name was put as Hardrock. idk man POSTAL lore is dead anyway. i think. that ending still fucks me up