#idk man idk what im thinking othet than the fact that IF i do have kids

[lovereturns]

the concept of parenting is so strange? like sure there are pretty cool parents out there, but literally no one knows what they're doing? and everyone gets traumatized by their parents? and yet?

[intriguing-catastrophe]

1-85 (;

I hate you lmao. 1. Are looks important in a relationship? No

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes

3. Are you a virgin? Nope

4. Are you in a relationship? Nope

5. Are you in love? Unfortunetely i am.

6. Are you single this year? I guess

7. Can you commit to one person? Yes.

8. Describe your crush. He’s got dark hair, and the most amazing smile ive ever seen in my entire life. And his lips are so nice. His eyes make me drift away every time i see them.

9. Describe your perfect mate. Honestly i cant

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Sometimes.

11. Do you ever want to get married? Yeah eventually

12. Do you forgive betrayal? Rarely

13. Do you get jealous easily? Yes and its a huge problem

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Well duh

15. Do you have any piercings? Yes, i have my ears, bellybutton, and conch.

16. Do you have any tattoos? Yeah one on my left wrist.

17. Do you like kissing in public? Actually yes

20. Do you shower every day? Just about.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Idk anymore

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Probably not.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yeah maybe

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah but he didnt mean it

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes

28. Have you ever been cheated on? All the time

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Onceand ill never do it again.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes, my lips, and my weight.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Both

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Uhhh

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yeah

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Almost, half way ;)

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes :/

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yeah

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes absolutely

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? I do right now.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yeah

41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Well i always like to be touching the othet person

43. How long was your longest relationship? 9 months

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? A lot tbh for guys, ive dated 3 girls.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Fuck if i know lol.

46. How many times did you have sex last year? Like 2

47. How old are you? Nunya

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? To go for it

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Dont

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?Hell no 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yeah..

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?Yeah because they broke me badly 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes. My best mate.

55. Share a relationship story. I loved him, he loved me, boom lost virginity, boom he cheated. Good story.

56. State 8 facts about your body. I have a birthmark on the back of my head. I have long legs. I have small ears. I have stretch marks. My left boob is bigger than my right. I have an innie belly button. I have two scars on my right hand from curling my hair and burning myself. I have blue eyes.

57. Things you want to say to an ex. Fuck you.

58. What are five ways to win your heart? Being funny, loving all of me, panda express, being comfortable with me, and being you.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)Lol look at my profile pic im lazy. 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Uhhh damn this gonna be weird. But like 8 years. Oops. Age doesn’t always matter to me.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Their eyes.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Rent a hotel room, put red and pink rose petals all over the bed, light some candles, blindfold me and ;) boom. Cliche i know.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?Well kids, its when a dick goes in a vagina or a mouth or for females, it involes some tongue action 64. What is your definition of cheating? Anything to do with another person someone likes really. Even saying they are cute.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Tbh idek

66. What is your favourite roleplay? Uhh idk im lame

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Honestly i dont even need money spent on me. Just relaxing at home cuddling watching scary movies and eating popcorn is amazing

68. What is your sexual orientation? Well, i go by bisexual but really pansexual i just hate explaining it all the time.

69. What turns you off? When someone is bragging about their self

70. What turns you on? Neck kisses, lip biting, spanking.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I dont remember

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? “Fuck you’re tight” “damn babygirl” those are my fav ;)

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Just to genuinely care about me

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Idk

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Bought me some art stuff and flowers

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I gave them all my money so they could buy something for someone they cared about

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? It doesnt matter too much but there is a limit. A 15 year old should not be dating a 30 year old.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? If i told you i would have to kill you

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Today, i cant have who she has.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today.

81. Who are five people you find attractive? Uh im gonna do people i actually know. Cale, simon, dan, nicole, jaden.

82. Who is the last person you hugged? My mom

83. Who was your first kiss with? My ex when i was like 14

84. Why did your last relationship fail? He completely ignored me and ghosted me.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I have and still would.

I really sucked at this