#idk jack shit about assassins creed im just here for the covid

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I constantly see mf's talking about "Ubisoft should hire me I could fix allllllll of their problems" like dawg, a Chihuahua with a monkey wrench and unrestricted internet access would be a net positive to that company

We're talking about the people that had a guy BS his way out of a near DIRECT NUKE via a drop of blood and a bird get folded like an omelette by some guy with slightly better powers, bro we just not gonna talk about all of his VISCERA THAT YOU LEFT SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE

they said "oh they're gonna be so fuckin shocked when this guy reappears in the third game, we are fuckin geniuses they'll never see it comin" and then just never made a third game

(edit) Activision, it's Activision, I am a jester of monumental proportions