#idk im not good at these things ☕

[clownboymcchucklefuck]

Mental health recovery is a blessing and a curse at the same time istg

[gojoshooter]

Ancient curses of Jujutsu kaisen — VS modern world

Featuring : Kenjaku, Choso, Sukuna

Genre : sfw, crack

A/N : Am I the first to write on this hc? 😭 anw, enjoy the chaos! <33

WARNING : idk... swearing? mentions of genitals in a non-sensual way, gun, death

the curses are granted a few days to spend on modern day earth, on a binding vow to not use their curse powers

Kenjaku :

Chaos to be reckoned with

He's by himself on the streets no one can put him on a leash

Giving his dirtiest judging eyes to people who stare at him

Kenjaku doesn't care what era tbh he just wants to be the centre of a family drama

Annoyingly fitting in without trouble

He's a fast learner. Buys an iPhone.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

BULLYING KIDS ON ROBLOX

Fights women irl

Ok but I don't think he's a misogynist

His gasp of offence when he gets called a bitch

Would lure men into his apartment and kill them for fun

Friends with some underground criminals

Choso :

He insisted Yuji let him live in his house since his little brother's life isn't safe and he will need some help

It's the other way around

Ain't no way he's living in that century-old cloth at Yuji's so he gives him pants

Someone help him fit his thick thighs in he's an old man

Almost zips his dick off

Someone will def call him 'goth babygirl' on the internet im gonna cry

Throwing Itadori behind himself with that nose-scrunchy face he makes when they travel in the bullet train

"You go through this daily, 'dori? I'm here now. Do not be afraid. I'm here" while his heart races. "Deep breaths, I said, Yuji."

Earth can't be flatter than Itadori's reaction rn

Yelp when he sees a large billboard ad of a woman in Calvin Klein through the sidewalks BYEEDHJH

Choso isn't that bad since he's just 150...

Sukuna :

Don't expect anything good

He lives in Yuji most of the time

Ok but comes out once in a while to do The Sukuna Things ™

Can we have a 2 second silence for this poor boy

He's annoyed but still trying to get his shit around in this era

Gets a gun licence but refuses for a car licence

He's done living in a rat hole

So here goes Sukuna the explorar

He's on Wild 'n Out with Kenjaku yo??

Doesn't even try to rap just single-handedly bad mouths each one at a time

Women love his 'tattoos'

And not him :D

Def would say "women ☕"

Everyday he gets called on 911 by someone

A/N : fin! reblog if u liked it <333 keep looking forward for more ^^

[isacksteban]

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i was expecting a topic so now im gonna be talking about smth random

idk if ppl have this in other countries but yk what goldfish are obviously and theres also whale crackers that are like offbrand dollar store goldfish

and theyre so fucking good its ridiculous. like i could eat 100 boxes in one sitting (i ate 1 in one sitting and i was sick for a whole day it was bad but so worth it)

but my mom HATES whale crackers she says theyre the worst thing ever and im so weird for liking them and its like no youre weird for not liking the best fucking crackers ever made, goldfish are so overrated whale crackers are so good i wish i had some rn but i have turtle crackers so i hope those are good theyre like 2 feet away but im too tired to reach over and grab them so i fear i wont be testing them until tomorrow

anyway these are the loml whale crackers

[forbiddensasuke]

Got tagged by @elaanaa whee yippiee

What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

A picture of @femmbuss and as homescreen a picture of @dogydogdog ~

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

currently just suffering, thank you

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

I actually do lol. This one stuck to me among my friends from a roleplay group and it's Kirin as my first character was named that

🎵 Last song you listened to?

Wake by The Mission

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

Only fanfiction of my friends' ocs and finished only one story. The rest is just unkempt pieces of god knows what

😏 Are you on discord?

Yeas

💛 Do you have any piercings?

Yeas

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

That's a good question. I'd say the way they treat others when themselves are in position of power. Also what kind of topics they talk about the most and what they dig into the most - whether it's themselves, other people, concepts, things they love, things that piss them off. If they talk about themselves - are they boastful? Are they talking about fun situations that happened to them? Are they sharing their pain? If they talk about others - are they judgemental over stuff that's none of their business?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

A burnt one with not enough sugar because someone forgor to add it

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

I'm barely a person

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

Headphones

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

"Can I use your pc? I got tagged in a tumblr post and i can barely make up what it says when i read it on my phone" xDD

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

When you send a package to great britain the customs agent has to add waivers according to the type of a commodity you want to transport. And sometimes they have to add waiver Y904 that's basically saying "this importer said 'i prommy to not use these items to torture and repress other people uwu'" and it's extremely funny to me. Ok they added the waiver Y904 to this shipment so they obviously cannot use these plastic spoons for nefarious reasons. I feel so safe. This metal pipe will cause nobody no harm. Because the importer said so.

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

I'm exhausted all the time and i long for rest at any time of the day.

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

I can nap anywhere at this point. Throw me into a puddle of mudd and I will fall asleep

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

Take a wild guess xD

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

tired grumpy possum

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

We are freeballing in this house

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

death to starbucks

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

that original "blue screen of death" type of blue. It maims my eyesight. It wants me dead. It threatens my family (i like blue but not this one)

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

Now that i think of it. Hm idk if you asked me when i was in a better mood maybe i could think of sth in particular

☕ Coffee or tea?

both

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

I dont have one. I think all of them were cool F in the chat

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

I took part in Mishapocalypse ok? ok.

🌴 Desert island item?

idk a shovel

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

emo guy who crawled out of a swamp

🔮 What’s your dream job?

it would either be selling commissions/adoptables full time or becoming an aesthetician (im having an art block but im working on the latter)

💙 Relationship status?

Taken by wonderful puppygirls that make my life brighter and whom i love more than anything @dogydogdog and @femmbuss <3 <3 <3

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

a goth vampire in various variations

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

plenty of them, especially since i like to sing a lot. I could sing the opening to the polish version of W.I.T.C.H. Guardians any time of night or day

🤎 What color is your hair?

Currentlyyyyyyyy mostly pale silver-ish color with a blonde part that didnt catch the toner and black roots

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

I just cuss when im pissed but besides that not really

💄 Do you wear makeup?

sometimes. Lately I'm trying to get back into it though it's mostly just black panda-type eyeliner and sometimes concealer/foundation

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

Damn. One time some random guy said to me "i love the distance between your eyes" and it cracks me up to this day XDD But seriously speaking, I appreciate every kind word my partners say to me and it feels great that they think of me so highly since they are wonderful in my eyes

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Well, Dogy was already tagged by you :b But there's a bunch of others that I also like a lot, like @moldavite and @i-love-linux-and-need-cat-ears (no pressure to do this whole answering questions thing tho)

Thanks for tagging me @elaanaa ^ ^

[nocturnal-phantoms-fandoms]

☕ on what your top 3 tropes are and why please! ♥️

Hello Rory!! :D

Judging solely by Hard Scientific Evidence (my ao3 bookmarks) - its Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting and Canon Divergence (if we ignore fanfic genres). Filtered to only HP fics its Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting and Canon Compliant.

Although considering two of them are regarding the canon/alternate setting and aren’t exactly tropes (and Im not sure i would say i agree with this data) - I was resorted to breaking down my two OTPs (wolfstar and stucky) into pieces ;)

So, lets see what we can find inside :D

Childhood Friends to Lovers

Or friends to lovers. Or strangers to friends to lovers. Any form of buddyslash, as it used to be called, as opposed to enemyslash. I am very much not an enemies to lovers person. Even in case of rivals to lovers ships im actually interested in them after they move into a more amicable territory.

So, friends to lovers is my fav type of ship dynamic, I believe.

Im not sure why? Maybe its got sth to do with me being maybe probably on the ace spectrum. Maybe I just think a good romance starts with friendship as opposed to bad romance that starts with rah rah-ah-ah-ah.

2. Separated by war and imprisonment and Reunited against all odds

This just screams soulmatism to me, and not in a “we are soulmates bc we fit so well together” (bc r/s dont) but in a “the chances of us finding each other again were so minuscule it must have been done consciously by the universe”. Its sometimes so crazy to me that this things happened canonically. The shack scene is absolutely crazy on its own (the forgave each other 12 years of pain in one conversation) and then Sirius and Remus go live together for like a year. The whole Winter Soldier movie is, again, bonkers, when you have shipping goggles on (and even if you dont, the romance isnt in the subtext, its in the text)

I was surprised I was into exes to lovers in modern/no magic aus, but yeah its canon for r/s so it makes sense. Something something second chances something something love conquers all something something they were meant to be something something soulmates.

3. Recovering after years of torture prison

hurt/Comfort my beloved.

This trope fits fill-in-the-blanks type of canon-compliant fics for r/s and canon-divergent fix-its fics for s/b.

In case of wolfstar this is Lie Low at Lupin’s. Absolute banger. *slaps hood* This bad boy can fit so many smaller tropes. Bed sharing. Bath sharing. Helping wash/cut hair. Comforting after a nightmare. Communicating and talking and settings things straight after years of lost time. Yeah. Cannot go wrong with this one. (and I can pretend they stay in this intimate serene bubble and nothing bad ever happens to them bc im delusional)

In case of stucky its all types of post-WS or post-CW fix-its where Bucky finally gets some fucking treatment and therapy (and actual therapy, not this piss-poor excuse for a therapist from TFATWS).

In both cases there is also an interesting switch in the dynamic that im not sure i can put into right words. Just, the one that used to stand up for the other, take care of them, was more confident and outgoing, now is the one being taken care of bc they went through hell and were on a run from the government for 2 years. And the one taking care of them is doing only slightly better, had a bit more time to adjust, but still, is quite traumatized as well.

Cinematic parallels or sth idk.

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However, i mostly read fluff so there are many fluffy tropes i could mention but i couldn’t pick my top 3 (Sirius raising Harry and getting together with Remus. Domestic bliss. Established relationships with marriage proposals. Raising kids together. Post-full-moon sick fics (that one is technically h/c). Holidays spend with loving families. etc) I eat that shit up

send me a ☕️ and a topic and i’ll talk about how i feel about it

[getitoffyourchestofficial]

hi this is a lot im sorry. i love to say words and dump shit that upsets me with no real correlation. my bad /gen (genuine) (idk if you know tone indicators im sorry ough)

you dont really Have to cook up a proper response to this i just need to put it somewhere where i wont immediately get piles of advice that i cant use. i know its well-meaning but ultimately the whole situation is ou of anyones control

(also putting this 🎪 here so i can try to find it later)

im stuck in a sisyphean nightmare of a weekly cycle: i have a good day -> my mood skyrockets -> i have a bad day -> my mood plummets -> rinse and repeat. at this point i think it might be a mental condition bc something doesnt even really have to Ruin My Day, i just have to face a minor inconvenience and then suddenly im all doom-and-gloom depression for 3-5 business days before springing back up as if nothing ever happened to do it all again. my mom says i might have bpd or bipolar disorder (i always get the two confused) because she has it and we just havent seen anyone about it, mostly because we dont have the money to see any doctors most of the time. i also kinda dont wanna have either of them? not in like an asshole way but in a these-people-face-stigma-that-i-dont-know-if-i-can-emotionally-handle way. in a im already queer and fat and poor and disabled in multipled ways and overall unsavory to neurotypicals/cishets/Default Settings way. yknow

todays inciting incident was a shitty shitty halloween carnival that didnt even have the thing i was excited for, didnt have any food, had lines that were miles long (hyperbole), was too hot, and i only got 8 shitty halloween things from -- half of which were lollipops, with half of those just being the same 2 flavors but Again. we stayed for 2 hours before my mom decided she didnt wanna be out of the house anymore as usual. i cant be too mad at her because shes mentally ill in the direction of "i dont want to go anywhere because my anxiety will spike" but unfortunately im mentally ill in the direction of "if i cannot leave the house to Do Things at my own pace at least once a week i will fall into a deep depression" so we clash pretty bad most of the time. this was also following multiple minor inconveniences mind you. and was also trailed by multiple minor inconveniences. it just has not gone well. this halloween is just shaping up to suck bc i was supposed to have a whole party but we had money issues so it had to be cut down to just 2 people for a sleepover, then one of them went out to see his grandma in another state and the other is apparently in the fucking hospital right now??? at least according to his posts. and i cant blame them for these either! schedules conflict and sometimes you go to the Fuckig Hosital. its out of anyones control but it still feels like shit. so its looking like my only shot at having any fun this halloween is the trunk-or-treat at my school and idk if im even allowed to go bc i had to drop out for mental health reasons and they told me i wasnt allowed on school grounds anymore. idk if that applies here. which btw. way to make a depressed kid feel worse. you can NEVER come to this high school again or we'll ARREST YOU. fuckin bullshit. BUT thats off topic the synopsis is that this halloween sucks so far and i dont really expect it to get better which extra sucks bc im turning 18 next year and i dont wanna let this be the last hurrah for my number one favorite holiday. i cant host fucking parties for my friends after then. im gonna be busy trying to fuck off to the other end of the country. i wont have TIME for it. idk. it sucks. this sucks. fuck art and fuck you /ref (reference) /nbh (nobody here)

Ik you don't want advice for this so I'll just put it on the blog.

And idk if you want it but here's a tea

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[pekodayz]

PEKO HI HII WAVES

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🎡

🛡

HIAIAIIAIIIII TINNYYNYN AHAAHAAA WAVES SHAKES UUUU

☕: How do you comfort each other on a bad day?

answered here :3

and kfc. ummmm......its there in japan...it looks good, they'll go like once. jk twice. then some other fast food place in the AM. loitering....GET OUT.

🎡: What are your favorite activities to do together?

Go drinking. Even tho aini HATES beer, she just drinks wine bc she likes the colors of it. oso does offer a drinking game between the 2. ig aini likes a challenge, so she would accept. at the end, she’s in a drunk-induced emotional breakdown and oso es holding her as he’s trying not to laugh at her (he ends up laughing, then crying too. aini sees that and cracks up and they just lay there. dead.) only on Friday nights cuz they don’t have work Saturday. Aini kinda doesn’t want to admit it but she likes pachinko, her luck is bad tho, so she just loses and sulks. Oso pats her on the back and shoves her, giving her some cash aw. ugh. ….then he smirks and whispers that she’s paying for dinner and aini jumps him. Aini forces oso to go to the mall with her so she can have him carry her stuff (lol he doesn’t want to but Aini’s his friend and he cares abt her so…) aini can’t act cute for shit so she doesn’t try to win him over that way. ugh. she just calls him an idiot and promises him he’ll get food after, so he tags along. every 10 mins asking is it time to eat yet. annoying…..she hisses at him to shut him up bc she never does that(literally) they look odd in the public eye. whining oso complaining that he’s gonna die and aini says TOO BAD. then eventually she’ll feel slightly bad and gets him smth to snack on. he then says that she’s the bestest friend a guy could have and that he spent 200$ on her card. aini teary eyed shaking him. (dw they got paid the next day) also some very intense battle. at an arcade..for like 4 hours. they also love going out to eat with each other bc idk they can talk for hours on end, ew....who can be more annoying in public 3 2 1 go.

ah yeah one more thing. oso smokes yeah but aini is always curious. after work hes like there finishing one up. aini goes up to him and says how gross that must be...insults him once. oso rolls his eyes and says how she prob cant even handle 10 seconds of a cigarette. betted she couldnt and is a pussy. aini says oh yeah? then snatches his cig and holds it in her mouth (not knowing she needs to exhale that smoek OUT..) .she chokes and coughs like crazy, hacking and is on her knees. tears pouring down her face from all the coughing and wheezing. hoarsely saying fuck u. grabbing onto his pantlegs. oso laughing like crazy, crying.. .ugh. he pulls her up and he treats her like a damn child. aini silent, staring at him (throat too fucked to say anything back, so she just lets him. sniffles..whatever he's being nice...wWHATEVR) then they realize that was like an indirect kiss. umm...lets go...

🛡: Who’s the more protective one?

answered here :3

Lol I forgot to include some stuff oopssieessss… ok so oso has this thing where like he gen gets ticked off when some random talks down on aini bc it’s like…it’s not funny when u say it??? im the one who can jab at her, not you? aini uhhh lets oso get talked abt when hes being a perv and stuff, he deserved that. sorry. but she will get annoyed when a random says stuff abt him, then she'll be like how do YOU know that???? then she'll go on a tangent abt how dumb he is and how they will never understand osomatsu like she does. then she stops and pulls out a gun, realizing shes said too much.

[mythtiide]

🌗, 🍀, and ☕??

🌓 - is night or day better for drawing?

personally i find it easier to draw in the daytime, mostly because if i draw at night i dont think my stuff turns out that good tee be haych

🍀 - you wish your art was more…

intresting, i wanna draw more poses + use more colors but i think i fall into my comfort zone far too often. I’d really like to do more posey/backgroundy/colort stuff. I ALSO TOTALLY WANNA MAKE TLO 4* cards (or redraws of 4* cards) but idk if im at the skill level or have motivation for such a feat

☕️ - do you do any warm up sketches before drawing (and do you have any to share?)

sorta, usually i just go right into drawing but sometimes i do sketch different things before getting to the main meat of what i wanna draw. some highlights (or just sketches that i like that i dont have enough reason to post on their own)

[platonicmoonwater00]

📷a sunset picture that i took out my window

🍫chocolate

✨no 😔 but i've always wanted one. my name's keira so their aren't really many options

🎵hallucinogenics by matt maeson but the one w/ lana del ray. its rlly good but i still prefer the first one.

✏️yes 🫣

😏no

 💛i only have bottom ear piercings. i'd have more up my ears but uniform so im not allowed

🐰how they treat the people they dont like

🍪peanut butter(idk first thing i thought of and theyre sooooo good)

🐶i love both and i have a dog but i'd have to say cat(i have like 0 energy 24/7 and dogs are a tad bit hyper, at least, more so than cats)

🎧headphones, they make me feel protected and less approachable(i dont like being talked to when im listening to music)

🌼bye i'm going to my room

🙃your hair can stretch 25% with out breaking

🦉neither 😝 i get up at 6 for school tho. and i go to bed at like 9-930 so morning i spose.

🧸i cant sleep during the day :( so my bed ig

🏳️‍🌈 gay af my crush is so pretty advice please🙏🙏🙏

🦋annoying, smart, tired

👖erm i wear both but i wont wear jeans at home and only sometimes wear trackies out(only cos i hardly leave the house so when i do i take the opportunity to dress up)

🥤never been, i love gong cha tho and every other tuesday school ends at 210(idk why either) so i walk and get a drink then js go to the local library-cos my school one sucks-and chill there till like 330 then i get the bus to ✨✨✨therapy✨✨✨) oh and the gong cha is really close. like 800 m away.

🧡certain kinds of greeny yellow

💎my crochet cardigan i made. or my new stuffed toy. hes a cow

☕tea

🦖thylacine, we learn about them in school sometimes

🌙since the 22 of july

🌴...a boat?

🐸pretty femme, i love skirts and recently i got this blue maxi skirt with tulle. and i love jumpers and hoodies and cardigans.

🔮i want to be a graphic designer or an actor(one is more likely than the other, can you guess which one?)

💙single but pining over a friend

🌿the previously mention tulle skirt and a white ghanda tshirt that says mexique paradise(look it up) and my rainbow frlag earrings and elephant necklace. and my clay ring that has daisies on it.

🎤...the other side from the greatest showman🫣

🤎brown but the top's blonde, especially in summer

💌yes

🌸that me and my friend were a golden retriever and black cat duo(our other two friends said this)

💞nahh i cant choose i <3 you all

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[lord-shitbox]

whole ask game

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

haven't gotten bored of the default one the phone came with yet

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

chocolaet

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

yea (doesnt elaborate)

🎵 Last song you listened to?

umm. dragula by rob zombie apparently. turns on music now its kimagure mercy by 八王子P

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

yea (doesn't elaborate)

actually theres some if you search juhaku. the sickfic one is my favorite

😏 Are you on discord?

yea im not posting my username here but i have no qualms with giving it to anyone specific

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

7 of them! 3 sets of earlobe piercings and one conch. i should get more now that i have a job.. im so cheap maybe ill just get them done at claires. i dont have 2k to drop freely on holes in my ears and i dont trust anyone i know to safetypin me

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

i dont really think about single particular signs so idk. their opinions on boobs?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

uhh. choccate chip....wait maybe those frosted ones with the sprinkles

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

ouppy

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

headphones tbh

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

idk i was making myself a drink (half a java monster + espresso pod + hot cocoa mix btw) and my mom was there so

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

Umm. Cyclamen poison is stored in the tuber

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

night owl

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

my bed

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

looks at the shit i post. looks at icon. uhhh no

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

Chilling chilling & chilling

👖 Jeans or sweatpants

sweatpants are so much more comfortable but black jeans look cooler

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

mocha cookie crumble frappe i think?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

i dont hate colors intensely tbh

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

whole nuramago manga set

☕ Coffee or tea?

i like mocha flavor a lot & i also like drinking shitloads of extremly watery tea. basically i like them both

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

off the top of my head, ankylosaur

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

like 4 n a half years

🌴 Desert island item?

gaming pc

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

like jellyfish glimmering in the abyss. also blood crystals..

🔮 What’s your dream job?

anything that pays...honestly my current job is really good i be getting paid more than a dollar over min wage to be on my phone in the back

💙 Relationship status?

not dating anyone nor do i think i really want to rn

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

man i forget what i own. i need harnesses

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

i can never think of them off the top of my head but i remember everything when it comes on

🤎 What color is your hair?

like. black-brown. it lightens as it gets longer because of sun exposre ive been thinking about dyeing it again tho..

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

nope. not aloud anyway

💄 Do you wear makeup?

dollar store crayon eyeliner

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

i forgettttttttttttt actually a buddy like WAY back told me my vibes are like a street market in winter actually. i cant promise this is a favorite but i hope hes doing alright

💞 @ your favorite blog.

if you are in my notes regularly i love you soo much. even/especially if I don't follow you baclk I promise

[khodorkovskaya]

10.08.23

update on the lucien+his wife/divorce/financial domination drama.

so yesterday the ice skating rink opened. and lucien suggested we go skating but i have exams in september, so im at the library 24/7 until then so i was like sorry not today. and he sent me a message saying "coffee? ☕" and i was like fuck yeah let's get coffee. idk it made me so happy bc i was having the worst time at the library and i was planning on getting coffee anyway so i was like finally a good excuse to take a break from functional analysis.

so yeah in like 5 mins lucien was at the library and we got coffee at the bakery nearby. we talked about our trip to the mountains and how cool it was (btw if you haven't seen i made a music video to sanjam on my youtube channel, with footage from the trip lol so go check it out). and he was like "yeahhh it was important for me for you to meet my parents" and i was like huh, cos i thought it was a bit of an accident. but turns out it meant a lot to him.

anyway, we chatted for a bit about different things. and he said that he thinks that his wife checked herself into a psych ward......

so apparently if you're diagnosed with any sort of like mental health issue (his wife is diagnosed borderline for example), you can like go to the hospital and stay there for a week like a sanatorium sort of thing. and she's done that before. and he hasn't seen her since before our trip to the mountains. and he said that when he came back it got even worse for her, like she "threw a tantrum", whatever that means.

but hey, if she's at the hospital surrounded by professionals, that's good bc she can't hurt herself. and i hope she's gonna get the help she needs there.

and okay, i don't want to dismiss her feelings, but it's so silly how she's going through so much because of lucien. lucien! she guy who puts sunscreen in his hair! and wipes his hands on the disgusting tracksuit he wears every day! like girlie it's not worth it.

i mean, i love spending time with him and i really appreciate our friendship. but he's not someone you should want to kill yourself over, you know?

and she is so gorgeous!

she has beautiful blonde hair down to her butt and she has this amazing hourglass figure. like she looks like a fucking model. and she's really good at rollerblading and she's like a professional-level pole dancer. and she's really smart too. like she's really good with computers apparently. and she runs this like jewellery dropshipping business. like she has so much going for her.

and she's in all this pain bc of literally some guy (although he's not just "some guy", he's literally insane. but you get my point)

so yeah, things are weird.

[p1nkp0nkk]

for the ask game : 🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? 💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?

🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature?

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?

🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy?

all. for any ocs and stuff

🎻i think. if pink tried she could learn to play the piano really quickly. dexter can probably play the ukulele and the piano and maybe a guitar if he tried really hard. i think. mime can play the violin but i forgot if im making that up or if thats an actual thing. therapy can probably play the piano maybe. pianos are cool.

💯pink is. not human whatsoever. or atleast not mostly (ryan is her cousin ryan is human). she just has human skin because??? good question. idk bro. dexter is. a partial shapeshifter but in a lame way. sometimes he wears his ears and tails like a furry and sometimes he can actually merge into them and take on partial animal features. also his 'dad' (in quotations caus he sucks and i hate him) has purple skin because he is a dark elf. its a recessive gene so. dexter didn't get it. therapy was. a model child and was always on stage n stuff and actually is really fucked up from it(severe social anxiety; heavily neglected; a lot of other stuff) also adding this one on even though its. an extra one. dartrix, one of dexters middle names, comes from a pokemon

🔺before i. actually answer this i thought id say pinks species went through evolution specifically to build weapons into her wings and tails because they did not know how to defend themselves. pink has like. massive spikes out of her wings and her tail. and has super sharp claws that could kill someone

okay. um. dexter is really fucking traumatized and can work just about any weapon; or make things that weren't a weapon in the first place into a weapon. he's partially good with blades.

AA definitely does not know how to work a weapon at all but if you gave her a gun she would. figure it out really quickly and probably accidentally shoot herself in the leg. but then she'd probably retain that information and then know how to work it just incase (will probably fuck up again though because their. whole thing is bad luck)

Trixie. is like. a mad scientist. she could probably work a weapon and also infuse skin burning acid into it and then look deep into the burned acid molecules of your flesh and figure out how to make it as awful as possible. for science of course(he is crazy and insane)

🐉this is. an interesting question because a lot of my ocs are made up animals. me personally i really. like demons and anything with wings.

pink probably likes griffins or. maybe unicorns if she's feeling corny.

dexter likes skinwalkers(if that counts)(sea serpents and kappa if not maybe)

Pip(AA) probably likes dragons and unicorns caus pip is lame as hell.

Tisini(Trixie) likes. centaurs but not because they're cool but because she desperately wants to know the genetics behind them

i. dont know its kinda difficult to answer since a large majority of my ocs are mythical creatures lmao. also i thought id add in even if seraphim wasnt an incubus he would probably still have incubi and demons as his favourite

☕i think ive. answered this before. i dont remember ill probably edit and come back with this if i did(update i. did not)

uhhhh pink likes both but prefers cold drinks probably. pink works in a coffee shop she makes a lot of. hot drinks so probably a bit ironic probably. dexter likes cold drinks, it depends for me i like both but it just. depends how i feel. i think i generally prefer cold. pip likes scorching hot or freezing cold no inbetween there is something different wrong with. it.

🤓BATTERY ACID(AA/pip) is. so fucking annoying they'll make you want to rip your ears off. they are so incredibly social its sickening. pink has social anxiety and is bad at hiding it but shes still really nice and actually does enjoy talking like. 60% of the time. seraphim is flirtatious so hes chatty unless you. dont want to fuck him. but even outside of that hes actually pretty social and hes pretty nice. hes really confident and hes aware of it. antrigus is really. really chatty. trigz has social anxiety but attempts to be outgoing so. kinda both. asmodeus(seraphim is. dating this guy btw) is kinda awkward but hes still kinda confident so its kinda a weird mix but he tries his best. hes fairly nice. alex is also a chatterbox but they'll. shut up if you dont speak to them enough unlike the other guys. dexter will kill you if you talk to him.

also. editing this later i usually put my asks tag in the front but i. put the wrong tag so i had to add it at the end lmao

this is. really long oh my god

i fucked up seraphims oc tag I'm crying i also have to. add it at the end(hes an. incubus not a succubus)(the. second asmodeus tag will make less sense now unless you read from bottom to top but its fine)

[dreamofjoys]

Hi! If the requests are still avable, can I ask for Malleus x f!MC who remain forgotten by the dorm leaders on a road trip, at a gas station on the way to idk amusement park or Disney land or a beach, In which it turns out into a makeout. Idk Something like this: Azul:.... I feel like we forgot something

Kalim: Can I speak now?

Leona: If you gonna ask are we there yet for the HUNDRED TIM-

Kalim: You guys forgot Malleus and MC at the last gas station

All dorm leaders :.....

Meanwhile:~~

Malleus and MC makeout at the back of the gas station

If you want to do it, or you can just ignore it if you don't like it. I thought it would be funny. Btw its my first time I ask you a request, and I really like your posts, all of them! 😍🥰🥺👏🙏

anon-☕

a/n: anon we need more people like you 😍 this is so FUNNY I CANT OWBOWBWOWW I chose disneyland park for the trip. and this is au, malleus and mc has a crush on each other, but has yet to confess until they got dumped alone in the gas station. this got extremely long, smut is at the bottom.

I changed dormleader to housewarden

how the trip to disneyland came about

it was definitely NOT crowley’s idea, there’s no way that bird man will allow a group of students to go on a vacation (he needs y’all to stay nice and quiet in nrc to handle the problems while hes the one sneaking out for vacation)

it was kalim who proposed to hold a vacation trip to disneyland park with just the housewardens, including you; i mean think about it, you are technically a house warden too. except your members is just grim and a few dead people aka ghost

and how could that bird man decline kalim? hes literally the son of THE ASIM family, who has donated tons of money to school

crowley could only seal his lips shut, give a stamp of approval to the vacation trip, that is fully funded by kalim’s family

someone needs to smack crowley on the face lol how could you not sponsor your own students-

anyways, all housewardens (including you and yes malleus) were invited to this trip

how the housewardens prepare themself for the trip

riddle: he reads every single rule that is stated by disneyland park. had them memorised in his brain. definitely ready to collar anyone who breaks any rule (thought im not sure if he is strong enough to collar another housewarden. hes probably the most junior in this trip, even azul has.. some more patience than him i guess). he packs a few essentials like water bottle and wallet.

leona: ok look, he doesn’t want to go at first. disneyland park? he thinks that it’s a children thing. he ain’t gonna be a little cub running around, trying out different type of rides. that’s more like a cheka thing. he ain’t cheka, hes a big and strong man- ends up agreeing to go after being persuaded by kalim many many times. his plan is just to sleep through the car ride, go there and eat some meat, and sleep in the car again until he reaches back to nrc. probably doesn’t really pack anything. would just bring himself there lol

azul: like riddle, he reads every rule there, except he is a little more…. business like. he search up on what’s the trend there in disneyland. how are they fairing in their business? at which season do they earn the most money? definitely research all of that. also for the ticket entrance, is kalim really sponsoring it? will double and triple confirm to make sure that he isn’t getting scammed lol. he definitely packs a camera and a notebook so that he can take pictures of the park, and note down any important information that can help mostro lounge.

kalim: this boy is excited. he was the one planning the trip after all, thinking that it would be a nice vacation after dealing with numerous overblots. will eagerly tell his family about it, which means= his dad hiring a private car for all 8 people, ensuring good security in the park, making sure all rides and food are available. i think he will pack some cameras too, just to take pictures for memories. won’t bring any money, cause all he needa say is “just bill it to the asim family!”

vil: a vacation? he thinks is nice to finally relax from his workload. like riddle and azul, he will do some research beforehand to understand more about disneyland park. what are the things that he should look out for? a must go to place? how are the people like there? if vil lives in modern au, i can promise you that he is the type to get vaccination 2 weeks before his trip just so that he wouldn’t catch any viral infection. he packs everything nicely. sunblock, moisturiser, body mist, wet tissue paper, perfume, you name it. he has everything in that small little bag of his.

idia: instantly rejected the idea. he doesn’t want to hang out with normies. doesn’t want to socialise with anyone. he just wants to stay in his room and play with his game. ortho tried to convince him to go, but idia was too stubborn, viewing the whole trip pointless. it wasn’t until ortho pulled out his trump card, pulling his teary eyes out as he sobbed, saying that he just wants the best for his big brother. idia panics, but his decision is still the same. ortho starts crying and wailing, and that’s when idia gave in, finally saying yes to the trip. he brings his phone only, and a big ass jacket to cover and disguise himself; not like anyone will recognise him anyway.

malleus: when he received the invitation, he was happy, elated, delighted, and whatever words that could describe his mood. he consults lilia on what he should do during the vacation. should he tell them some old stories? play some pranks like how lilia did? lilia laughs and tell malleus to act normal and just enjoy the trip. but most importantly, malleus was looking forward since you were going too! he sees it as a chance to get closer to you, with 6 extra people. also doesn’t pack anything, he can get anything with a snap of his fingers.

during the road trip

a typical problem that happens during the road trip, gas running low in the car

the driver decided to stop at a gas station to refill up the gas

the 8 of you decided to step out of the car, stretch some muscles and breathe in some fresh air

leona was actually grumbling about how they could have used the dark mirror to teleport to disneyland instantly

please tell him that is no fun teleporting when you can just sit back and admire the view

you and malleus decided to go to the convenience store at the gas station to grab some ice cream (a/n: all gas stations in my country has a convenience store; like a 7-11 lmao and then you can pay your bills there too but idk about other countries)

but thennnnn the both of you forgot to inform the rest that you and malleus were queueing up to pay for the ice cream, the driver only paid for the bills for gas, failing to notice you and malleus in the queue

and soooo the rest of the housewardens + driver left the gas station without you and malleus 💀

literally no one noticed until the ride was already 30mins in, halfway reaching disneyland park

kalim during the ride: are we reaching soon?

driver: not yet

leona: *groans, trying to sleep*

azul: *frowning cause he feels like something is missing*

idia: *couldnt care less*

vil: *admiring the scenery, but also feels that something is off*

riddle: *trying to get leona and idia to sit up straight and not slouch*

the first one to break the silence was azul

azul: i feel like we are missing something

kalim: are-

leona: stfu and stop asking if we are reaching soon!

kalim: aren’t we missing out malleus and mc at the gas station?

riddle gasps, leona sighs really loud, azul nervously pushing up his spectacles, vil drops his mirror while idia simply ascended to heaven.

they just left the crown prince of briar valley in the middle of nowhere, with a magic less human. sebek is about to scream at them.

poor driver was sweating profusely, literally drives back to the gas station in full speed as the housewardens beg him to hurry the fuck up. they don’t want to face the consequence of dumping a prince alone. technically not since mc is there.

back at the gas station

“they left without us.” malleus said as you whipped your head towards the area where the rest of the housewardens was supposed to be, except is empty.

“im going to call them!” you took out your phone, scrolling through your contacts and looking for idia’s number. how could they forgot about you and malleus?! you found idia’s number and was about to call him until malleus stopped you from doing so.

“before that, mc, can i tell you something?”

“su-sure?”

“i like you.”

du-DUN DUN the malleus fucking draconia, also known as your crush, has finally confessed! your face heats up at the sudden confession, because damn, it caught you off guard, and you didn’t expect him to reciprocate your feelings.

“i like you too,malleus.” malleus grins, happy that you feel the same way.

“so what do we do now?”

“we can make out.” it was just a joke from malleus, or so you thought.

because moments later, he brought you to the back of the gas station, starts lifting up your skirt and rubs on your cloth cunt. you stifled back a moan, feeling embarrassed and unsure if the both of you should be doing this in public. but malleus assures you that is okay, he wouldn’t let anyone see you like this, is a sight reserve for him only. so when he ask if he could take things further, you nodded your head and said yes.

he pulls your panties aside, pushing a finger in as you moaned, feeling that foreign finger inside you. malleus gets you nice and wet first, making sure that he has stretch you enough with just his finger before unzipping his pants, freeing his cock to insert it into you.

he lifts you up and pressed you against the wall in a mating press position. when he finally bottoms out, he groans at the feeling of your gummy walls spasming around him. everytime you clench on him, he could feel his head getting dizzy, feeling how unbelievably tight and comfy you are.

you covered your mouth, suppressing your moans as malleus thrust into you slowly. the vein that decorates his cock brush onto your walls, stimulating and turning you on more, letting you feel just exactly how big malleus is. with how slow and sensual the thrust is, you were sure that malleus was just trying to mould your pussy into the shape of his cock, making sure that it only accommodates him, making sure that your pussy won’t forget how his cock makes you feel.

“fa-faster..” you begged malleus, and he complies to it, increasing his pace, making sure that his balls slams onto you before pulling out and abruptly pushing himself into you to feel your walls again.

it wasn’t long before you orgasmed, your fluids drenching his cock and pants wet again. malleus only hums, amused that he was able to get such a reaction out from your body. he wonders if he could do it again? sadly, malleus knows that the other housewardens are coming back to get the both of you, so he snap his fingers, drying up the mess that the both of you had made while he dresses you up, making sure that you are comfortable.

“does it hurt?” malleus asked you as you leaned your head against his chest. “a little.” you did felt… pain from the stretch at first but you couldn’t deny that it was amazing.

“im sorry, i will be more gentle next time.” malleus apologised, pressing a kiss on your cheek as you giggled. “does this mean that we are official?” “yeah.” you cheered, peppering kisses over malleus’s face while telling him how much you like him. oh dear, i guess someone is really excited to date THE malleus draconia.

malleus felt really happy. today was a good day, he can feel it. he gets to fuck the love of his life and is invited to a vacation. seriously, nothing can get better than this.

anyway a few minutes later, the housewardens arrived, looking for both you and malleus. the both of you were waiting at the entrance of the gas station patiently, so when you spotted the familiar car, you waved at them.

the car stops in front of you and malleus as the automatic door opens. when you and malleus step inside of the car, leona growls and glares at the both of you.

“seriously? that’s what you have been doing while the rest of us were panicking?”

the rest of the housewardens were confused at leona’s statement. you blushed while malleus only smirks. looks like that’s something that only the 3 of you would know.

[smithcollegegirls2004]

☕ parasocial relationships/sincere feelings about celebrities and the derision of them

this is one of those things that its like hard to sum up in a few words bc i have a complex relationship with the parasocial debate. i think its completely normal + human to form feelings towards people who make art you like (for people who like. stan influencers? idk. no excuse for them) but at the same time its never good to cast a person as anything but a person who is just as human as the rest of us. like i know im always gonna have emotions procured by people who make art i like but its important to always remember that like thats just Some Dude. they’re equally capable of doing good and bad just like us. in general im terrified of how people treat people in the spotlight like objects based for consumption. idk i just use the whole like use ur best judgement dont hurt people and think about things before u do them. sometimes i think its easy for people to get so caught up in fan culture that they just Dont Think.

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[fairytalequeer]

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auuu tysm!! @rebeccaselfships

🥶 When it´s getting colder, do you and your f/o still like to spend time outside (going on walks etc.), or do you prefer to stay inside?

definitely outside!! im not great with the cold (im very bad with it actually) but really like going outside. especially since the forest would be lovely in the chill weather... and if there's snow too uaughghhhh i would love it. visiting the fae folk always sounds fun too! and the occasional unicorn encounter and other cool animals. frog catching. apple picking. important stuff to be done during the fall

but being inside is always nice too!! lots of stuff to do and nice ways to keep warm. stealing warm food/treats from the kitchen, cozy fireplaces that are possibly enchanted, starry pillows/blankets... hm outside or inside is perfectly fine actually

☕ What´s your f/o´s favorite hot drink? Also, what´s yours?

i think he probably likes hot chocolate honestly! I'd make sure to introduce him to abuelita hot chocolate so he knows what it is at its best. and i like wassail the most!!! attempting to make it with him would be so nice... we'd be bad at it and leave the kitchen a mess but thats not our problem :3c

💕 Nights are getting colder too and there´s no better way to stay warm than cuddling up in bed with the person you love. So… what´s your favorite cuddle position/s?

hhhhhholy shit this one LOL................ link is gay momence

uh. uh. uh. i dont really have a favorite theyre all good... but my mind usually wanders to him curled up and laying on my chest while we're tangled up together AUHGhhg. he's little. BUT LIKE I SAID any is good...

💘 What are your favorite kind of dates to go on during fall?

idk im kind of weird and dont really vibe with the concept of Dates sdkfjhsdfsdk i just would consider anything we do as like... hanging out with a dear friend. just with added romance obviously. but im down for anything and i think he's interested in the same stuff im into (as in just Going Out and doing something Fun and/or Adventurous)

i mentioned some of the stuff in the first question already but here's even more: going to a pumpkin patch, a corn maze, even just trick or treating LMAO. trick or treating to residents of the fairytale forest actually sounds so fun. possibly dangerous to do that with certain fae folk but whatever

going out to help ppl decorate also sounds fun. collecting fall plants/leaves to press into books. fall-centered scavenger hunts... so many things tbh. and i would always enjoy his company when i garden, including during the fall! there's a lot of cool flowers/plants to tend to/garden during the fall (like snapdragons! and those are my favorites)