#idk if this makes sense im a lil loopy in medicine rn
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garpen · 3 months ago
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Jason: Take half this pumpkin bread with me, yeah?
Tim: Sure
Jason, cutting the bread in half: Is this even?
Tim, taking the smaller half: No, but that's fine. I've got a chocolate shake in the freezer anyway
Jason, immediately moving toward said freezer: Oh, give me some?
Tim, immediately running to freezer to block him: NO, it's mine.
Jason, trying to get past Tim: Don't be like that, give me some.
Tim, getting pushed out of the way: Stop no, don't touch it.
Jason, taking the shake out of the freezer: You're lucky it's already frozen, or I would have taken it
Tim: Fuck you
Jason: Can't believe you moved so quickly to stop me
Tim: Because I knew you'd drink it! You're a freaking black hole, and you always eat my food!
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