#idk if narumis ego could survive that

[yinses]

no but now im thinking about being childhood sweethearts with reno. naturally everyone eventually chooses an idol to obsess over. surely reno would kneel over for mina while you could in turn sob about narumi. but no, you and your bf have the same tastes.

literally both have alerts on for all of narumi’s newsletters and social media. your text threads are just countless photos and blurry videos of him in action while you both gush over it. none of this stops when you both officially join the force. it’s the third division, humbly seated under mina.

so it’s totally fine for you to continue to thirst over a division captain that’s well outside of your radius. i mean, when is he ever going to hear about you two giggling his name while you cooldown in the training rooms or that soft whimper at night when you tease each other about what it would be like to feel his breath on the back of your neck.

really it’s all fun and games when you’re resting with each other in the dead of the night, idly running your fingers against each others skin when you speak first.

“would it have been crazy though if we’d made it to first division?”

hard chance. even without the debacle that was kafka.

reno’s aborted scoff almost sounds like a sneeze as he buries further into your neck.

“we’d definitely get reported to hr.”

and because it’s all perspective, your curiosity eggs you on.

“think we could actually bag narumi gen?”

and bc you’re hot and reno’s hot, it takes nothing more than a yawn for him to agree.

“absolutely, he’d never know what hit him.”

bc you’re both safely stationed in the third division.

until you’re not.