#idk if I should thank you or bonk you on the head smh

[luffysprincess]

hello miss amira. me again <3

sorry if this comes across as crass but do you have any dick hcs for your faves :^)

i’m just so very nosey 🫣

hshsjahhahahhhhhnndhshnhg you’re not sorry at all!!!

lmao hi ryu <33 , I want you to know that I struggled to answer this bc 1) I am bad at putting my thoughts into words and 2) I malfunction whenever I think about my men and their dicks. my brain automatically thinks of having them inside me and then—ANYWAYSSSS (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

luffy — a grower (obv). it’s maybe 4.5/4.75” flaccid but naturally 7” erect. I say ‘naturally’ bc with his devil fruit power he can elongate it and also increase its girth. we’re not gonna talk about the max length/girth he’s achieved bc it’s insane (he used gear 3 to blow his dick up basically) but I will say that he has experimented with controlling how big he can stretch it out. I am his lab rat iykwim ;) oh and this freak never trims or anything but he’ll occasionally shave if I ask him to. It looks pretty anyways bc the black hair looks nice against the brown skin

izuku — FAT COCK. so girthy. pretty pink tip. carpet matches the drapes and it looks so so good against the pink (pink + green is such a pretty combo). 6”? maybe 6.5”. slightly curved bc it’s HEAVY. this one is really out there but I think it would be fun if he got a piercing on it. There’s something so yummy about an innocent looking man who’s so freaky behind closed doors. So yeah I think he’d have two lorum piercings and I think he’d have rings on them bc saw someone say this and wow I wanna hear rings clinking everytime he thrusts into me (,,> ᴗ <,,)

capitano — oh dear he’s so big. 12.5” idc idc oh and slightly thicker than avg. it takes us a looong time until he’s actually able to get more than just his tip inside me and he still can’t fit all the way. we are currently working on training my throat first 😵‍💫 kinda think it would be cool if part of him was decaying like the rest of his body but it in a fantasy way so the skin is sorta dark blue/black-ish but not the whole thing. Torn between him having pubes and not bc if he’s starting to decay and the skin there is affected, then hair wouldn’t grow there anymore and he’d be bare. And idk which I prefer

Okie I’m gonna leave it at that bc I have too many faves and not enough time or brain capacity to think about more dick hcs (I’m sorry 😞🫶🏻) but I chose these three bc they’ve been my most recent brainrots!!!

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

(Yes I still got OrangeJuiceVerse Stan on the brain)

It is so important to me that OJV Stan is the most accident prone loser on the PLANET! Like other than Kenny, he’s cooonnnnstantly a disaster magnet also fucking South Park (Patrick Stump Voice: “STOP BY THIS DISASTER TOWN”) this man just forever is a victim of minor injuries. Ojverse Kyle may be the one with chronic pain, but Stan is out here getting hurt in the dumbest ways.

Like he’ll show up to school with one of those cvs finger splints and Kyle will go “dude how’d you break your finger, football?” And Stan is embarrassed as shit like “nah I uhhh opened the door wrong” “how the fuck do you open the door wrong” “idk I just did” smh loser dumbass.

Not to mention that he’s Tall and tall people are very at risk of hitting their heads on shit, he’s definitely *bonked* himself on cabinets and doorframes, also the amount of concussions this man sustained growing up it’s a wonder he has any brain cells left.

Thank GOD the fucker gets sober at 25 because he’s even clumsier when he’s drunk, there was this whole incident in college where he and Kenny, absolutely plastered, wandered over to a nearby park to do drunk parkour while dressed in their Halloween costumes (Kenny was dr frankenfurter and stan was eddie, they did Rocky Horror that year) (also this was referenced here) Kyle was PISSED bc Stan bruised the shit out of his back and yeah he and Ken were in Trouble for like two months.

This guy has totally burnt himself starting fires on camping trips, cut himself washing a knife, got too excited about the sword he bought for his wedding and fully put a hole in the wall slinging it around like stan you loser that thing is SHARP goddamn who let this man get a sword just so he could cut the cake with it (that thing (he definitely named it something stupid) was under Sharon’s protection right up until the ceremony bc my queen knows her fantasy dork son would probably slice his leg open if left unattended lmao)

Literally he’s also such a horrible patient when he gets hurt enough to actually affect his life, like he falls down the Widowmakers in the SP Survivor college house and totally should be wearing a neck brace for a little bit but he WONT bc “marj chill out the dr said it was just encouraged” bruh it literally took Cartman telling him he was a “goddamn hippie-hypocrite” bc everyone knows Stan’s overbearing as hell when anyone else is hurt or sick. When Stan broke his arm in high school he absolutely tried to get kenny to cut the cast off way too early bc it was itchy and stupid lmfao Kyle caught them with a pair of pliers down the plaster and almost lost his shit smh the Disaster Duo is the sole fuel to his high blood pressure hdasfjdhkl.

He really is such a hypocrite too, he’ll be out here running a high ass fever and ignoring it until he stands up and collapses and then he gets mad when someone else does the same shit. On god someone’ll trip and and skin their palms and Stan will be like “dude you gotta be CAREFUL when it’s icy outside” and then they’re just like “Stan I literally watched you eat shit in the parking lot racing Kenny to your truck like, yesterday.” Smh. Also this man does not remember to drink water ever he’s convinced any liquid counts and he SO fainted from dehydration at a student council blood drive in hs (Wendy was working the checkin station and got so mad at him lmfao he was like “wends pls don’t tell Kyle” and she told kyle and then the Red Cross worker is taping his stab hole closed while this boy she didn’t think would be a problem is getting chastised by both of them lmao. But of course he’s on Kenny’s ass to remember to hydrate. And lord during his stint as the school mascot for that one spring semester he’s out here at cheerleading practice reminding all the girlies to drink water and Bebe is like “pack it up Superman” (he totally looks like Superman) “did YOU drink water?” (This dumbass did not)

Anyway OJV Stan my sweet boy he’s well meaning but also accident prone and maybe a little adhd <3