#idk i never played garten of banban

[hayannoran]

hi welcome to sintraburger or. something like that + misc doodles

[transmasclittledestiny]

If they ever make a Sir Dadadoo plush do you think they'd make his mouth an open hole or would it be flat?

If they gave him an open mouth people would do evil things.

Example:

[hyperrealisticblood]

thoughts on banwally. i've never played any of garten of banban so you are my only reference for what happens in those games and consequently, what makes banwally a compelling crackship.

buddy..... you have opened a can of worms you could have never prepared for

when or if I started shipping it: i actually have an exact date, may 29th of last year. everyone in my friends server is really into crackshipping so we like to share random ideas with each other and i posted them as an idea on that date. i have never been the same since

my thoughts: crackships are kind of hard to talk about in this context because there isnt anything canon to go off but ill do my best. when welcome home first started gaining traction i saw a lot of people saying "this is what good mascot horror looks like" (whether or not wh even counts as mascot horror is. debatable.) so me associating banban and wally with each other was already a thing before i started shipping them. at some point i realized they both have a lot in common (monotone voices, often associated with devil imagery, passive most of the time but gets a little Silly with it sometimes) and i was like woah.... they should kiss. again a lot of my thoughts surrounding them are based in headcanon so im struggling to talk about them in a way that doesnt make me sound fucking insane BUT im a sucker for pessimist/optimist ships and they very much fit that to me. i think they balance each other out in a way, wally is a bright spot in the Endless Misery banban deals with on a daily basis, and banban is pretty logical and grounded which levels out wallys spacey-ness. theyre very much a jessica and roger rabbit "he makes me laugh" type of deal but with the fun addition of identity issues and whatever the fuck wallys deal is

what makes me happy about them: the fact that theyre both freaks of nature (banban is a weird clone manmade abomination thing, wally is either straight up an eldritch entity or a manmade puppet with eldritch qualities) is another thing they have in common to me, so i think theyd be accepting of each others weird traits because they know what its like. banban doesnt give a fuck that wally is up to some scp shit, he might as well live in the scp containment facility. theres a kingdom run by a giant kangaroo woman with a magic scepter who is in charge of keeping a bunch of baby demons and the father(?) of those baby demons trapped in her pouch or else the entire kingdom will be destroyed. he has seen weirder. banban wouldnt just love wally because hes handsome and hes nice to people, he loves all of his weird traits too because they arent even weird to him.

what makes me sad about them: they lend themselves pretty well to angst (i hate that word but idk a better one to describe this) because theyre both from horror media, and i like to pelt my favorite characters with hammers so >:) my friends and i (same friends who got me into crackshipping) have a group rp thing going on, and theres a mini arc going on right now based on the fact that banban got SUPER fucked up trying to fight sir dadadoo and his army. wally wants banban to leave the kindergarten because of how dangerous it is, he wants him to live in home where he doesnt need to fear for his life all the time. but despite all the horrors he has to put up with, banban doesnt want to leave everyone in the underground behind. theyre still his friends, and he wants to protect them. as much as wally wants him to be safe, he understands where hes coming from because he wouldnt want to leave his friends behind either. this leaves him feeling really conflicted and confused, and the homewarming update taught us that wally doesnt do well with those kinds of feelings. just some thoughts for yall <3

things done in fanfic that annoys me: nobody except me would wanna write fanfic about them and im too depressed slash lazy to actually write anything so. uh

things I look for in fanfic: see above

my kinks: size difference where the top is the smaller one i have no such things. i am a man of the lord.

who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: wallaby (wally/barnaby) is pretty epic so if that ends up being canon i wouldnt be mad lmao. ive also been wondering if wally might end up whoever "w" is (the awayfrompryingeyes.net mod) because clown said theres another ship that will be canon but that he cant talk about because its inherently a spoiler somehow, id be fine with that too. not much to say about banban because gobb doesnt do romance aside from whatever the fuck nabnab and nabnaleena have going on

my happily ever after for them: things finally calm down at the kindergarten to a point where banban feels comfortable leaving to be with wally, and whatever the hell is going on with home also calms down. banban would still visit the others obviously (i think he would introduce some of them to wallys friends, barnaby and bittergiggle would get along super well i think) but he can finally be somewhere where he isnt constantly fearing for his life :]

uhh tldr dont say "what if i shipped this" as a joke. it will become no longer a joke and you will write like a million words about two characters from entirely different media who have never met and never will meet. worst mistake of my life

[winstonnsblog]

HELLO!!! this is WINSTON'S intro!!!

my name is Winston! i also go by Campbell. 😸 i use tumblr sometimes. i don't post regularly and i don't have a specific form of content. a lot of people might not like that and i understand but i literally cannot organize myself enough to post the same thing! :(

im going to talk about some things i like and things about myself that will give context to me.

about me 🎶

i like a lot of niche things. i generally get along with everyone so i end up picking up things they like. im also a bit mental so a lot of my posts end up sounding like vents?? Sorry

one constant thing is that i like toys (plush animals specifically but i picked up that rubber lamb the other day and i would 100% get another if i saw it because he's so cute). i don't have specific brands i like IM SORRY you can talk about your brands but i just get any that catch my eye.

i play bass clarinet & aspire to make music... i know basic music theory because i was in class for it. i do marching, symphonic, and jazz band. i plan to go into music professionally but you never know where life goes.

im an artist. and a furry AHHHH!!! but i mostly make digital art. im not very good with my hands. i do bracelets but i literally struggle to sew so if i ever get into crocheting it will be bad.

about my ocs / other sites

i don't post about them very often but i do think about them. i have a few universes but none are too interesting... they're all just parts of me basically.

🔎 : detectives universe --- this one centers around ness. basically it is against the law to not have a job. the government assigns work to its people if they don't make up their minds in time. im sure it would be fun to build on to other employments but i specifically have it set around a group of detectives. other than the job thing the world acts exactly as it always does.

✨ : they are neighbors (superpower universe) --- if a person dies or their brain believes they are about to die they develop a power to save their life. it's adrenaline based but a lot of them are undead. i typically cannot deal with improbable fantasy stuff but this is my way of getting over it.

💐 : grim universe --- this is my sona's universe. it's normal but furry and the death penalty is legal. there isn't a lot of worldbuilding as it's focused directly on their backstory. the story is all my experiences exaggerated.

👥 : fandoms --- i have a grepre character, some warrior cats, some mlp, disenchantment, & a garten of banban character. i don't usually make fandom ocs so i felt like i should mention these.

my toyhouse: dog_nightmare

my artfight: winstonns

things i like 💞

i am a bit detached from fandoms. etc. forgive me.

🎵🎵🎵: mother mother, mother falcon, indigo de souza, jack stauber, rainbow kitten surprise, flipturn, sufjan stevens, alex g, the go! team, aliceband, the doozers, sorry, blvck hippie, covey

🎬🎬🎬: creep, american psycho, prince of egypt. shows: bojack horseman, prodigal son, bob's burgers

🎮🎮🎮 : garten of banban, fnaf, indigo park, detroit become human, pokemon unite, ut/dr

📚📚📚: that's about it i used to be a reader but idk leaving this for later

[dude-ler]

20/30 OCs done! And I am really enjoying this huge work! Just 10 more to go. Even though, only few people will check them out, drawing OCs is just as fun as pretty much creating content. However, I think it's time for me to take a break of it, and start creating content based on some horror fandoms(seriously tho, why am I so obssesed with horror series? I'm a manchild, and I sometimes get the chills).

🔵 Rainbow Friends 👑 - I'm really hoping that Chapter 3 will come out this year. Once it does, I will definitely play it. Well, I will be able to, if my Roblox connection works well. I once stopped playing Roblox due to connection error.

🟥 Garten of Banban 🎉 - I… uh… grew out of it…? I dunno. I remember when Chapter 4 released, some of my favorite YouTubers never played it. I'm aware about Chapter 6, but I haven't watched the walkthrough. And I also know there's gonna Chapter 7, so idk.

However, there is another fandom, that I'm willing to get in. Well, I don't think I'll be there for long, but still. It's about something that is going on the Internet. I watched a YouTuber playing the game, and omg I got very interested. I'm still not the type of person who always gets into fandoms, but I'm still going to make content based on this.

Reality is still playing with my thoughts and feelings, but I will try my best. Apparently based on my college schedule, I have a lot of free time this April. Well, that's all the status update, have a good day!