#idk i just feel bad whenever i don't answer asks/requests

[emp-blast]

licherally out of my mind rn (i am being consumed by blorbo thoughts)

[pomefioredove]

So idk if I'm requesting in the right place. But I would love a twst scenario with a yuu that just says all their intrusive thoughts. Like just out of NOWHERE, as they reach for a water bottle hanging out with the first years they go.

“I robbed a house back home”

Or when Azul tries cornering them with the twins for something they just blankly turn to Floyd going.

“duck off you look like you can't steer a shopping cart”

But feel free to do it with whoever you want and if you don't want to do mine that's perfectly fine and I hope you have a great day :)

certainly!!

summary: reader who speaks all their impulsive thoughts type of post: headcanons characters: heartslabyul, octavinelle, scarabia, diasomnia additional info: platonic or romantic, reader isn't specified to be yuu, reader is gender neutral author's note: for some reason I had the hardest time thinking up new nonsense, so many of these dialogue lines are from lewis carroll poems, which I have a wonderful nostalgia for. check those out as well!

Ace and Deuce are pretty much used to you saying whatever's at the top of your mind... with no filter

so used to it that it barely even registers with them anymore

whenever it's quiet, they can expect you to come out with some incomprehensible nonsense.

if you didn't, they'd probably ask what's wrong

"I robbed a house back home,"

"Yeah, okay,"

Riddle, on the other hand, gets frustrated alarmingly fast

despite running an entire dorm based on nonsensical rules, he has a low tolerance for outside nonsense

and... well, despite his name, he's not really a fan of riddles

Trey matches your energy immediately

no joke. he doesn't even bat an eye

"I eat plastic,"

"hm. sometimes I eat muffin wrappers,"

honestly, sometimes his tangents get even weirder than yours

Cater probably wasn't listening very closely when you first started going off, or maybe he's just become accustomed to riddles, though the next time you say something he just thinks it's cute

might use your "thoughtful anecdotes" as a caption for his next post

would it be surprising if I were to say Azul is used to randomness?

Floyd has a tendency to say the strangest things out of nowhere, after all, and the sea itself can be a surprising place

he does not, however, appreciate how you keep speaking in tongues when he's trying to have serious business conversations with you

(seriously, how hard can it be to swindle one person?!)

"Please, just talk normally,"

"But the mome raths outgrabe!"

he doesn't know what that means, but it sounds like an insult

...and then will refuse to converse with you again until you're in a "better mood" (in his own words)

Jade, on the other hand, finds you quite fascinating

he keeps a little notepad on him just to jot down the things you say. why? you can't imagine. he just finds it interesting, you suppose

"'Twas brilling..."

"Really? How interesting. Go on,"

Floyd isn't really paying much attention

your funny words amuse him at best and annoy him at worse

if you ever find yourself in a bad place with the octotrio, you can just say something like:

"You look like you can't steer a shopping cart,"

and Floyd will take actual offense to that, and just straight up leave

(much to Azul's dismay)

Kalim adds on right away

and keeps going

and keeps going... and keeps going...

"How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail..."

"Oh, I know! He pours waters on every shining scale,"

at one point Jamil has to pull you aside and beg you not to encourage him

"No promises!" is your answer

Kalim even buys a parrot to add onto the fun

it becomes a three-person (or two-person-and-a-bird?) act

...even if you're not really doing it on purpose

Jamil is who ends up taking care of the parrot while it squawks your old nonsense thoughts, though

he likes the parrot much better than either of you

Malleus will entertain you based on his own curiosity

none of his other human classmates speak in such odd and puzzling words, so he knows it's a "you" thing

might try to solve them if they sound like riddles

but he mostly just thinks they're cute

"O, oysters, come and walk with us,"

"How interesting... I do wonder where you come up with all this,"

Sebek will listen to you because Malleus does, and Silver has enough nonsense to deal with as it is. will definitely fall asleep while you're talking to him

Lilia responds in like terms

meow at him? he'll meow back

in fact, he'll meow at you every time he sees you until you say something else to capture his curiosity

might go ahead and start speaking to you in tongues before you even say anything

he just thinks you're neat!

[keerysfreckles]

omg hii i haven’t requested stuff before anywhere so idk if i’m doing this right but 😭😭 i would loveee a luke castellan imagine where it’s like an angsty friends to lovers with a happy ending… kind of like the song friends by chase atlantic idk sjdieie (ps i loveee ur writing ur so talented)

brutal — luke castellan

pairing: luke castellan x fem!reader

warnings: use of y/n and she/her pronouns (yknow the drill), slight cursing

a/n: did i watch mamma mia twice today? yes. will i watch it again tomorrow? yes.

masterlist !

꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱

y/n l/n wasn't sure why luke castellan was acting weird. was it something she had done? maybe it's his time of the month. she'll never know because she's too afraid to ask. she hasn't seen the hermes' boy all day, and wasn't going to bother looking for him now.

y/n was supposed to be mad at luke. the two have been inseparable since they both arrived at camp. so she was pleasantly surprised when luke had just shoved her off whenever she asked if he was okay.

the girl busied herself this evening by collecting hay bales to bring to the stables. this was usually grover's job, but he was with percy and annabeth on a quest chiron gave them earlier that week.

she wasn't expecting any visitors, so to say she was taken aback by luke showing up would be an understatement.

"what are you doing here?" she asks, not bothering to look up from her wheelbarrow of hay. she continued filling it while luke walked closer to her.

"i wanted to check on you. you seemed to he distancing yourself today."

y/n scoffs, "i haven't been the distant one."

luke rolls his eyes, "what are you talking about?"

y/n doesn't respond.

"you think i'm the one being distant?" luke asks.

y/n shrugs before responding with sarcasm laced in between her words, "i figured since you haven't talked to me all week, and every time i asked if you were okay you'd turn around and avoid answering me. that's just a guess."

"i'm not trying to avoid you," luke responds, yet y/n scoffs again, not believing a word the boy says.

"you don't believe me?"

y/n finally looks at luke, "what was i supposed to think? that we were fine? while you were busying ignoring me and making me feel like a shitty friend?"

it's luke's turn to stay silent, which only makes y/n groan and go back to her task at hand. luke follows her. he grabs her shoulder to try and stop her. y/n only shrugs him off.

luke takes in a deep breath, "do you want to know why i've been so standoffish with you?"

"only if you don't avoid me this time, sure, have at it," y/n doesn't stop walking, and she can only assume luke's following her as his voice doesn't falter.

"i started realizing i have feelings for you," he pauses and y/n takes the silence to turn around. she drops the wheelbarrow and faces luke.

"i'm not used to it okay? so i- i figured if maybe i ignored you the feelings would go away. gods it's stupid, believe me i know. it hurt to see you get so upset."

"so why didn't you just talk to me about it in the first place?" y/n questions.

luke shrugs, "i was worried it'd ruin our friendship."

"oh so ignoring me wouldn't ruin it either? okay," y/n turns back around and starts pushing the wheelbarrow in the direction of the stables again.

luke runs his hands over his face in annoyance, "y/n can you please just listen to me? this is hard okay? i'm not used to liking anyone, especially not you."

y/n stops again, but doesn't look back towards luke.

"especially not you," luke repeats.

"would this be a bad time to say i've liked you since i first got to camp?" y/n still hasn't turned around, and her voice is quiet as she plays with her fingers as a distraction.

luke chuckles, and y/n can picture a blush is appearing on his cheeks.

"i wouldn't say it's the best time, but definitely not bad timing," luke jokes.

y/n finally turns around, with her arms crossed. luke has his hands in his jean pockets. the pair awkwardly stand four feet away from each other. the silence between them is defeaning, and they both know it.

four feet turn into three.

three feet turn into two.

two feet turn into one.

luke brings his hands up to hold both of y/n's cheeks.

"what are you doing?"

"kissing you."

before y/n can get a proper response out, luke pushes his lips against hers. it catches the girl by surprise. she kisses back, because she isn't an idiot, and her hands hold onto luke's wrist. luke pulls away first, and can't help but laugh at y/n's frazzled state.

"you alright?"

"i hate you."

but luke knew she didn't mean it.

[moralesluvr]

hiiiii idk if ur requests r open rn but can u do cooking hcs for all the spiderverse characters u write for? like what they’re good at cooking, are they even good at cooking, what food do they like etc.

COOKING WITH THE SPIDEYS!

contains: hobie brown, miguel o'hara, gwen stacy (platonic) earth1610!miles morales, earth42!miles morales, and pavitr prabhakar.

EARTH1610!MILES definitely learned cooking from both his parents. When he was little, Rio definitely made sure that she taught him some cultural dishes to make, especially the ones that she made when she was young, hoping he would pass them down to his own children.

His father taught him all the recipes that his grandma taught him, and Miles really got his love for cooking there. He knows that you love when he cooks and he likes doing things to please you, so sometimes he'll definitely whip up meals as a surprise or even for date night, watching a smile creep on your face as you thank him.

His favorite food is also probably pasta. He knows it sounds plain, but he likes the fact that you can make different types with variants of seasoning and sauces, so sometimes he likes to experiment in the kitchen.

EARTH42!MILES knows how to cook, and how to do it well, but sometimes it's a little bothersome for him. It's not that he hates cooking, per se, but it does take a while and he doesn't like the mess.

His mom obviously taught him how to cook, so his favorite meals to whip up are probably cultural foods. And even though he doesn't like cooking as much as our Miles, he's so damn good at it, so you always ask him to make you dishes and he can't ever say no to you, so he does it and has a smile on his face the whole time. He also lets you taste things in between to make sure it's to your liking. He'll hold the spoon up to your mouth as you taste, waiting for your approval, which he definitely seeks for.

His favorite food is probably something that his mom taught him how to make when he was younger, or maybe even something that his dad ate a lot/cooked, because as much as he tries to act like things don't bother him, he misses his dad, and he holds on to all those memories.

Now, MIGUEL does not like to cook, I don't care what anyone says. It's only because he's bad at it and he found it unfair when his daughter would try recipes on the first try and succeed. Plus, he's really heavy-handed, so if he gets frustrated he probably accidentally splits a fork in half or something, LMAO.

His favorite food is most likely breakfast foods, because if this man doesn't get a good start to his day with some tasty food, the whole day will he ruined and he'll have an attitude. Plus, he remembers when his daughter would make him breakfast before work, so he feels as if he can't live without it.

On the other hand, PAVITR loves to cook! That boy is always in the kitchen, and if you even mention something that you like to eat, oh he's making it as soon as the words leave your mouth. If it's hard to make or he doesn't know the recipe, he looks it up and follows it step by step, probably getting his aunt or uncle to help him.

He always calls you to come taste test no matter what you're doing. He'll pick up his phone and tap his foot as he waits for you to answer, and when you do, he's literally smiling and screaming for you to come over, despite if you're busy or not. He just loves when you try his food.

Pavitr wears an apron when he cooks...I feel like that needs no explanation. He just does.

He def educates you on things, because if you call naan 'naan bread' he's going to tear up.

HOBIE doesn't really care for cooking, but if you ask, he'll do it. It's mainly because he doesn't like to spend money on the groceries to do it, but he'll settle for it if it means it'll make you happy.

He's really bad at it though, even though he has excellent taste, so whenever he cooks you end up helping because he has no sense of how long something needs to marinate or be in the oven. But, it always comes out tasting good because he's perfect when it comes to putting flavors together.

He doesn't really have a favorite food. He just eats whatever tastes good, especially if you make it, and he praises you for helping him or when you cook your own dishes.

And last but not least, GWEN cannot cook to save her life, it's actually so bad. You try to mentor her or get her to watch videos and it's like it goes in one ear and out the other.

The effort is there, but every time she cooks, it just ends up in the both sitting criss-cross on the floor of her apartment, takeout in your hands as you watch chick flicks, and you make her vow to never cook again, because her kitchen was way to close at catching fire.

Her favorite food is pizza. It's basic and she knows that, but honestly she doesn't find delight in eating many foods, she's kind of a picky eater, but you don't mind it. You're just honestly happy to be there with your best friend.

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[skzooweemama]

can i request something like the skz members worst spots and being able to overpower them in a tk fight or smth?

idk i thought it might be cute but you don’t have to write it if you don’t want!

love this idea!! thanks for requesting it :)

i'm doing my best to get things out in a timely manner! i'm sorry for these long wait times in between requests being answered. i just started college and i don't have as much time right now :(

also i did not proofread this whoops

i hope you enjoy!!

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Bang Chan:

big ol leader channie is definitely not without his weaknesses

his insanely ticklish sides is one of them 

c’mon, at this point we all know that’s his worst spot 

whenever the members touch/poke him there, he practically ascends 

the funny thing about chan is that he won’t try to hide that he’s ticklish

like of course he’s not going around announcing it, and if you ask he’ll say no and try to redirect the conversation

 but if you bother to fact check by poking at his sides, he’s gonna start giggling immediately 

now, as we’ve seen before, chan tends to get goofy and start tickle fights

but fear not! overpowering him is actually pretty easy

as soon as you dig your fingers into his sides, you’ve won 

"Babyyyy~ you're cuteeee!" Chan cooed, poking at your shoulder. You were wearing a cute hairband to keep your hair out of your eyes, and apparently that was just too much for your loving boyfriend. He appeared at your side as soon as you sat down on the couch and began to bug you.

"Channie, it's just a hairband! Stop poking me!" You exclaimed, fighting back a smile. Chan saw you beginning to smile and started humming, now aiming his pokes for your belly.

"You smiling for me? Hm?" He asked in his annoying baby voice, the well-aimed pokes making you squirm and giggle. "What? Does it tickle? Should I stop?"

"Yehes! Leheave me alohone!" You choked out, pushing at his hands. Chan took this as a sign to begin torturing you more, and you just about had enough. The next time he reached forward to poke you, you shot a hand straight to his side, squeezing at the muscle you found there.

"AHH!" Chan screamed, immediately going to protect his ticklish sides. Unfortunately for him, you weren't going anywhere. You used your bodyweight to push him down onto the couch and sat on top of him, massaging deep circles into his flesh. Chan lost it, squeezing his eyes shut and throwing his head back as he shrieked with laughter. "NAHAHA!! I'M SOHORRY!! I'M SORRY!!"

"Yeah? You're sorry? What if I don't forgive you?" You asked, giggling at his cute reactions while you evil fingers worked the muscles in his sides. "Maybe I should just tickle you forever?"

Chan let out another scream at that, shaking his head back and forth wildly. "NOHOHO!! NO MOHOHOREE!!"

You just snickered to yourself and kept up your tickle attack until you felt Chan had fully learned his lesson. Plus, you also just really liked his laughter.

Lee Know:

minho can be kind of a wild card

he is really good at stopping himself from laughing when he feels ticklish

however he does have one spot that is guaranteed to break him faster than all the others

his thighs

that's right

especially his inner thigh, right where all his muscle is?

immediate death

he'll try not to laugh, ever the stubborn bunny that you know and love

but he will not last long and soon enough his witch cackle will burst forth

just watch out, he squirms really bad when he's tickled there <3

"Min! Enough! You know I'm ticklish!" You exclaimed, batting at the hand that was currently tracing patterns on your sides. Minho couldn't help but smile his devious little bunny smile at you, and that's when you knew your lazy morning in bed was about to come to an end. "Don't you daAHH!" You couldn't even get your threat out before Minho was digging his thumbs into your sides and you were screaming.

You tried to roll away to no avail. Those evil fingers just followed you. For a moment, you almost thought about giving up and letting Minho have his way with you. But then... then you got a genius idea. Instead of rolling away, you rolled towards Minho on the bed.

"Oh? Coming back for more?" He asked, continuing to tickle at your sides. You were giggling like mad, but you mustered up your best glare before you reached down and dug your fingers into his thighs.

Minho's face went red almost immediately and he began to shake, turning to hide his face in the sheets of the bed. Since he wasn’t as focused on you now, you wiggled away from his tickling fingers and dove beneath the sheets, aiming to get him back for being such a brat. You koala hugged his kicking legs, effectively immobilizing them, and began to really attack the sensitive inner part of his thigh.

“AHH!! NAHAHAA!! Nononono!!!” Minho whined, throwing his head back as the giggles and laughter escaped him. He was squeezing his legs together tightly and pushing at your shoulder, but you were on him like glue. You didn’t have much room to wiggle your fingers as they were being crushed by his thighs, but it seems like the mere presence of them was enough to drive your boyfriend crazy.

“You did this to yourself! You started it!” You told him, giggling to yourself. You had half a mind to blow a raspberry into his hip, but at the rate his was bucking and twisting, you worried about the safety of your jaw if you did.

Minho was almost to tears with how hard he was laughing. It had been awhile since you had gotten him this good, and something told you he was not going to let you get away with it either. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts, right?

“ENOHOHOUGH!! Pleaseeee!!”

“Are you sorry for ruining my morning?” You asked, voice muffled from under the sheets. Minho shrieked out a “Yes!” and you decided that was good enough for you to stop and drown him in kisses instead.

Changbin:

bin is just goofy and that's that

both of you make each other laugh constantly and definitely know each other's tickle spots

his worst spot is his pecs/upper ribs fs

i mean, we've seen all of the members poke/scratch at that spot at least once

and each time, binnie loses it

he's laughing immediately whether you knead, poke, or just wiggle your fingers in the vicinity of the muscle there

his smile and giggles are heart meltingly adorable

frankly you should always be tickling him, it's a crime not to

when it comes to tickle fights, you both are equally as likely to start it

but if you can get at his pecs, you're more likely to win :0

"Oh my gosh! Babe, you're so big now!" Changbin cooed, kneading your right bicep teasingly as you bit your lip to hide your smile.

Your growing muscles have been Changbin's favorite topic of conversation for about a month now. Ever since he'd finally gotten you to join him at the gym, your boyfriend was constantly praising you and feeling your developing biceps at every chance he got. Which, of course, was very sweet and absolutely would be fine... if he didn't also take it as a chance to tickle the snot out of you as well.

Because now his fingers were in your armpit and you were about to scream.

"B-Bin! Enough! Stohop!" You protested, pulling at your arm that was currently being held hostage. Changbin just giggled, scratching at your sensitive skin until you were shrieking and whining at him.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. You went to push at his chest, digging into the side of his pec when you did so. Changbin froze, completely caught off-guard by the counter attack. Even though you were still giggling, a mean glint appeared in your eyes and you tore your arm away, now using both hands to torture his ribs and pecs. Changbin broke into belly laughs immediately, collapsing to the floor in a fit of ticklishness.

You followed him down, seating yourself right on top of him. Changbin pushed at you desperately, but you were an immovable object set on destroying him. Your nails scratched at the sides of his chest, which made him squirm and giggle.

"Plehehease!! Enohohough!!" He whined, eyes squeezed shut and head thrown back as he swatted at you.

"You didn't stop when I told you to! This is your punishment!" You insisted, driving your point home by massaging ticklish circles on the area where his underarm met his chest. Changbin squealed and suddenly the belly laughs were back in full force.

"NAHAHA!! IHIH'M SOHORRY!!"

"Are you really?"

Changbin only nodded his head "yes" as his laughter fell silent, cheeks bright red and wet with tears of mirth. You deliberated to yourself for a moment before you let him be. After he caught his breath, the pout was inevitable, as was the demand that you owed him kisses.

Lucky for him, you were all too happy to oblige.

Hyunjin:

hyunjin is kind of one giant tickle spot 

he is so. fun. to mess with 

but even he has his worst spots 

and when i say bad, i mean BAD

with some spots, like his neck and legs, he can handle being poked there for a bit without reacting even if it does tickle

however… his sides are another story

as seungmin has demonstrated on many different occasions, even a poke there has him reeling 

especially that one spot that he pokes!! y’all know the one 

you can bet your booty that he’s gonna do his scream cackle and then do anything he can to get away from you 

be ready to FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO WRECK HIM 

“Yah! Hyunjin! Leave me alone!” You exclaim, getting up to move away from your clingy boyfriend for the millionth time. “It’s hot, I don’t wanna cuddle right now.” 

Hyunjin pouts dramatically and starts to whine, “Why don’t you love me?!” You roll your eyes and settle into your new spot on the exact opposite end of your small picnic blanket. 

“You know I do, it’s just hot and I hate when I get too sweaty- hey! Stay away!” Too late, Hyunjin had already crawled towards you and buried his face in your tummy, arms hugging around your waist. 

“Don‘t leave meeee!” He whined out, and the vibrations of his voice being muffled by your tummy had you freaking out. You pushed at his shoulders, desperate to get him away from your abdomen without alerting him as to the reason. Hyunjin seemingly took great offense to this, and he suddenly was burying his face further into your belly and groaning loudly. This time, you couldn’t help but let out a ticklish squeal, smacking your boyfriend’s back to get him off of you.

“Hyun! Nohoho!” You giggled, almost feeling the mischievous smile spread across Hyunjin’s face against your stomach. Before you knew it, there were fingers digging into your sides and raspberries being blown through the thin fabric of your sundress. You gasped out a laugh at the sudden sensation and reflexively grabbed for him to try to push him off. 

It’s never a good idea to start a tickle fight when you’re the more ticklish party, take it from Hyunjin. 

As soon as your fingers brushed along his side as you grasped for him, he let out a dramatic scream and immediately tried to run. Of course, he didn’t make it far. You caught him around the waist before he could sneak away and gave him a little taste of his own medicine. 

"NAHAHA!! NONONO!!" Hyunjin cried out, splayed beneath you on the blanket as he writhed in ticklish agony. It was too bad he was so ticklish, truthfully all you were doing was tasering his sides a bit. He kicked and swatted at you, but you had come accustom to dodging these kind of attacks. You wrecked him a lot at home.

By the time you let him have a breather, Hyunjin was a blushing mess and the sun had dropped below the horizon. The two of you had also drawn quite a few looks, so you decided your picnic was probably over for the night. Besides, Hyunjin was pouting again and you felt like he was due for some pampering at home.

Han:

han starts all this shit

he deserves whatever you wanna do to him in response tbh

he tickles you to win video games, he tickles you when he wants something, he tickles you when he's bored

and the fact is HE IS MORE TICKLISH THAN YOU

wreck him.

tbh for han i feel like a lot of places are bad, but-

i stand firm in my belief that his knees are the worst

i mean, we all saw him in that one tickle challenge? yeah <3

so you best grab those knees and get him back

he usually only smiles at first, trying his best to hold in his giggles, before he breaks

then belly laughs are super common with him, if he's laughing, he's LAUGHING

he's cute, i love him

“Babyyyy~ where areeee you?” Han singsonged, walking into the living room.

Your heart was practically beating out of your chest from anticipation as you hid, shaking a bit from the adrenaline. Han was in one of his moods, the ones where he decides to be a tickle monster for no other reason than because he wants to mess with you. Sometimes it felt like you were dating a child instead of a 23 year old man.

Your knees began to ache from crouching behind the couch, and slowly you got more and more fed up with this little game. Han was closer now, and something told you he’d find you momentarily. Instead of sitting and waiting for him to get the upper hand once he found you, you waited until his back was turned before popping up from your hiding spot and jumping on him.

Han cried out in surprise, before chuckling. "Oh you're a sneak." He teased, trying to reach around to grab at your sides. You moved away from his hands and ignored the butterflies in your tummy at his words.

You leaned forward until you were right beside his ear and whispered, "Of course, baby. Did I surprise you?" Han laughed again at your words, opening his mouth to tease you again. You didn't let him do that, obviously, because you were already tackling him into the couch. "I think you've been kind of bad tonight, Ji."

"Have I?" He asked, shifting so he was staring up at you, his hands once again looking to tickle you. You hummed in response, and without anymore warning, you reaching down to squeeze knees. "Wah! Baby, baby, waitttt!" He whined, biting back his giggles with a silly smile plastered on his face.

You cooed at him with fake sympathy in your voice, but still ran your fingers through the underside of his knees. Han squealed at this, covering his blushing face with one hand while his other pushed at you desperately.

"Does that tickle, Hannie?" You ask, breath ghosting over his bare legs as you combined your squeezing and scratching on both of his knees.

"Nahaha- AHH! Nohoho!! Gah!" He giggled and whined, kicking at you gently. You smiled, pressing a kiss to his hip and giving him a break. Han glared at you, but still pulled you towards him so he could give you some kisses of his own.

Felix:

felix is really your sweetheart

he's always thoughtful and kind and he makes you wanna eat him

and you instigate most of these tickle fights soooo...

you kinda found out quick where his worst spot was

lower belly, full stop.

he's wayyy too sensitive there

i feel like the members don't tickle felix as much, but as his partner, you definitely do

he never really tries to tickle you first unless it's an accident or he's feeling extra playful, so it's not much of a struggle to overpower him

even if he does start it, as soon as you dig your fingers into his belly, he's completely incapacitated

his laugh can sound a couple different ways, but usually it's kind of that croaking, deep laugh that he does

he looks so cute and his laughter sounds so menacing, it's just a funny visual

psa: he will start crying if he's tickled too much, just a warning

“Gah! Felix!” You cry out as you’re suddenly pounced on. It seemed you would not be getting in a nap today. Felix huffed out a small laugh, wrapping his arms around your waist and nuzzling into the crook of your neck. “What are you doing?” You whine, begrudgingly hugging your cute boyfriend back.

“Bored.” Is all the answer you got before he’s nuzzling into your more aggressively, the feeling of his hair on your neck making you giggle and shy away.

“Well do you really have to bug me? Your hair tickles.” You asked with a small laugh, and Felix only hummed in response while continuing his nuzzling. "Hehey! Knohock it off!" You exclaimed.

"Knock it off~," He said in childish voice, clearly mocking you.

You rolled your eyes, scoffing playfully at his silly behavior.

"Alright, that's it." You slipped your hands between the two of you and dug you fingers into Felix's belly, vibrating into the muscle you found there.

"AHH!" Felix cried out, immediately trying to roll off of you. You wrapped your legs around his so he couldn't and kept up your torture. "AHAHA!! NOHOHO!! SO MEHEHEANN!!" Felix shrieked with laughter, clearly too ticklish for his own good.

"I'm mean? Should I show you how mean I can be?" You asked, a teasing tone in your voice. Felix squeaked at your threat and shook his head, already pleading for mercy. "Alright, alright, I'm done." You conceded, opting instead to hug him close.

Felix whined and hugged you back, returning to his nuzzling once again. It still tickled, but you couldn't bring yourself to stop him so you just kissed the side of his head instead.

Seungmin:

seungmin is another one of those that you need to keep an eye on

he's sneaky and mean

tickle the snot out of him honestly

his worst spot is his hips

you are grateful for this fact, because when he's being a little shit he's SO easy to humble

a squeeze to his hips has him tripping over himself honestly

i like to imagine in that one vlive where chan was tackling him off camera that he was just going to town on his hips

he deserves it!!

not as easy to overpower because he's just kind of tall and long, but if he's weakened for some reason (ex. sleepy) you have a better chance of teaching him a lesson

massaging circles right on his hip bones with your thumbs sends him into orbit, just letting yk

be prepared for the seungmin™️ laugh, it's so cute and so him <33

"You're so mean! I was almohost aslehehep!" You whined, squirming around in Seungmin's lap as he traced ticklish shapes into your belly. You had been hoping for a nap, but apparently that was too much to ask for.

"I can't help myself, you're just so easy!" Seungmin snickered, his voice right in your ear from where he was spooning you on your couch. You whined and squirmed some more, before you ended up moving around so much that you fell off the couch.

"Ow!" You exclaimed, having hit your elbow on the ground on the way down. Seungmin began to laugh at you and went to help you up off the ground. You pouted at him and swatted him away, instead pushing him back into the couch and digging your hands into his hips.

"AHH!" Seungmin howled, laughter immediately bubbling up from his chest. "NAHAA!! Nohot theheheree!!" His laughter mixed into his words seamlessly, and you almost wondered if he should never not be laughing like this.

"Not here?" You asked, changing from rough tickles to lighter scratching and smiling when his giggles jumped an octave. "Is it bad?"

"Yehehes! AHH! Ihihit's bahad!! Noho mohohore!" Seungmin was whining and pulling at your hands, clearly feeling too lazy to properly fight back. You cooed at him for a second, but eventually let him go.

"Scoot over, I'm big spoon this time. You can't be trusted." You told him, and Seungmin agreed without any argument, clearly too tired to fight you anymore. Small miracles.

I.N:

listen to me, i love jeongin with all my heart and i would die for him

anyway

he's stupid ticklish (as we know) and you can bet your booty that his worst spot is his sides

there's something with skz and sides man, idk

tbh his worst spot isn't much worse than any other spot, but for the sake of this we're just gonna focus on his sides

he doesn't really like to risk being wrecked by tickling you first, so he won't try anything unless he's feeling particularly brave

so overpowering him isn't a question a lot of the time

he kind of just turns to putty as soon as you start teasing him

i mean, he does tend to run away or try to escape, so i guess you overpower him that way?

pin him down, pin him down!

his laughter is squeaky and adorable, but he dolphin screams sometimes too

will give no warning beforehand, rip your ears

"Innie! Fight me!" You exclaimed, jumping onto your boyfriend's back where he's laying on your bed. He let out a loud "oof" when you landed and groaned, burying his head in one of the pillows near him. "Hey! I said fight me!"

Jeongin groaned yet again, turning his head to the side so he could glance up at you. "You're so annoying." He said, completely deadpan.

You gasped dramatically. "How dare you! I'm annoying? I'll show you annoying!"

He seemed to realize what you were up to before you did anything. "Yah, baby, dohOHN'T-," You cut him off with his own giggles when you started to squeeze at his sides. Jeongin buried his head in the pillow once again, body shaking with barely concealed laughter as you tortured his poor sides.

"Innie, why are you hiding? Don't hide from me!" You insisted, tweaking an extra sensitive spot on his left side that had him throwing his head back and letting out a scream of ticklish agony.

"AHH!! NOHOHO!! Staha- stAHAP!!" Jeongin's ears and neck were completely red as he begged for mercy. That's always how you knew you were getting him good.

"Should I stop? Do you deserve that?"

"Yehe-," You tweaked that spot again. "YAH! YEHES! ENOHOHOUGH!!" His laughter was getting breathy, and you knew it was probably time to let him go. You rolled off of him and Jeongin curled up into a ball on the bed beside you, lost in a fit of residual giggles.

"That was... heh... so unnecessary..." He panted, and you reached over to rub his hair comfortingly.

"Yeah it was, I just can't help it sometimes..." You explained, which had Jeongin glaring at you playfully. "C'mere!" You wrestled him into a hug which had him complaining yet again, but deep down, you knew he secretly loved it.

[delululand]

what do ya think tubatu’s possible green and red flags in relationship?

i thought about this request for quite a long time because for the most part they themselves are kind of green flag hahaha. like in my perception they are all respectful of women in general (at least it looks like it from the outside) and they are emotionally available, which can be understood from their words that they hardly fights with each other and solve problems through dialogues. in my opinion, these are already one of the biggest green flags in men, so in the post i just wrote some good points (?) that came to my mind when thinking about each of the members

soobin

red flag: maybe this is super subjective, but that's the only thing that came to my mind. there may be some things that you will have to tell him about. sometimes he is really very simple and naive like a child and there are things that he may not think about that could be offensive or wrong. for example, when they discussed something related to jealousy, he several times answered something like “I would do it, but if my partner tells me not to do it, then I won’t” and the like was about going somewhere and so on, and It's absolutely normal to tell your partner what you like and what you don't like, but there are things that you would like someone to take care of without you reminding like some passive in relationship. (oh idk while i was writing this i started to think that red flag is me…)

green flag: wanna have daughter… okay even though we live in the 21st century, there are still men who want a son because it’s an “heir” and other shit, not that wanting have a son is a red flag in a man since it depends on WHY he wants it, but wanting have a daughter is already green flag in my opinion. and he’s good listen? like he said many times that he is not picky about anything and agrees to everything his partner wants, so this is also definitely a green flag (i hope people around him will not abuse this!)

yeonjun

red flag: i already wrote about this somewhere, but i really think that this is unconscious flirting with someone. he doesn't do it on purpose, he doesn't want to hurt his partner, but it happens naturally and can cause a lot of misunderstandings

green flag: lack of preconceptions about appearance and how men are supposed to look. this man literally wears a skirt whenever he wants and doesn't consider it something cringe or "only feminine" like being a woman is something bad, so yeah i’m proud

beomgyu

red flag: resentment. actually beomgyu loves to tease members, but sometimes when someone starts teasing him he gets offended (for example, the last time when yeonjun jokingly asked “oh like that? i didn’t know” and beomgyu really began to explain to him why this was so and only after a few seconds he realized that it was a joke and I sat there with that face🥺) and we also know how jealous he is so i think sometimes he might get offended by pretty minor things

green flag: firstly i'll leave this video. secondly he's very soft with his loved ones, very gentle, very vulnerable. he likes to be alone sometimes but actually is very clingy and is open in expressing his feelings. he is a person who has the most developed all love languages ​​and he could express his love very efficiently

taehyun

red flag: work is a priority. this is a common occurrence in general and especially among idols but in my opinion he is a person who really loves and values ​​his work and at least at this age he can sometimes put it above his partner. however, this doesn’t mean that he will neglect his partner’s feelings about this and perhaps, having matured and found a serious relationship, his family may become more important to him. and probably not the ability to show love with words? but actually it depends on your love language and he is great at showing love through actions (here's a video to prove it)

green flag: hearing his statements or just random phrases, he takes relationships seriously and would not waste his and his partner’s time on an affair for a couple of weeks and this is clearly not the guy who after a couple of days of dating will ask you to send him nudes or something like that. and returning to the point above and the video of how he shows love through actions is absolutely a green flag

huening kai

red flag: closedness, he said that sometimes it is not easy for him to share feelings and most likely he is the kind of person who can distance himself from his partner in depressive moments

green flag: super romantic, sweet and gentle. a person who will treat you as if you could break even from the wrong look and will definitely always listen to you, support you and try to help if he can do it

+ adds about all members

[7ndipity]

Latibule

Namjoon x Reader

Summary: After someone close to you breaks your trust yet again, you go to your safe place, Joon.

Warnings: angst, swearing, implied toxic relationship/home life, not proofread

A/N: I wrote this like a month ago when I needed to vent, but I thought some of y'all might appreciate it, so I'll share it here. I almost feel like it could be the start of a series, but idk, lmk what you think?(Also, I tried to leave the 'they' in question vague, so it could be an ex, family, friend or whatever you prefer.)

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Joon being wide awake at three in the morning was far from out of the ordinary, he'd often said that he did some of his best work at night, having passed more than his fair share of sleepless nights writing.

You however, were usually long dead to the world at this hour, which is why when his phone screen lit up with your name, he was quick to answer.

"Hey y/n."

"Joon?" The shake in your voice instantly put made him sit up straighter, concerned.

"What happened?"

"Can... can I come over?" You asked.

"Of course." He said, without hesitation. "Are you okay? Do you need me to get you?"

"I'm fine." You said, but he knew that wasn't fully true, it was clear you'd been crying. "I just don't want to stay here tonight."

"Come over. Do you want me to set up our usuals?" He asked.

"Sure." You responded.

Over the course of your friendship, you two had developed a near ritual of whenever one of you was upset, you'd go over to the other's place to talk, usually over some sort of drinks.

You couldn't count how many nights you'd spent camped out on each other's sofas, or sometimes beds, ranting about everything from shitty ex's, family or work problems, or even just that one neighbor who never waved back at you. It didn't necessarily fix any of the issues, but it was comforting nonetheless to have someone who would lend a sympathetic ear or a shoulder to cry on.

He could tell whatever happened must have been bad. Normally, when you called, you would already be giving him the rundown of whatever had happened, so your quietness on the other end of the phone was more than a little worrying.

You showed up not long after, your sweats and oversized hoodie making you seem even smaller to him than normally.

Skipping over any greeting, he immediately pulled you into a tight, protective hug.

"What happened?" He asked again, but you just shook your head.

"Not yet." You mumbled, trying to soak in his soothing warmth. It was remarkable how easily the simple gesture from him never failed to give you such a sense of comfort and safety.

Once you finally separated, he quickly got you situated on the couch with your drinks, waiting patiently for you to begin.

"They lied, again." You said, staring at the floor as you spoke. "I thought things were getting better. I thought we were getting past it, but they fucking lied, right to my face."

The grip on his glass tightened as he listened to you explain, his long simmering anger and frustration at your situation rising to a boil.

"Fuck 'em." He said suddenly.

You looked up at him in surprise.

"I mean it," he said seriously. "You've put up with this shit for long enough. If they can't even have the basic decency to be honest with you, after everything that's happened, then fuck 'em. You deserve so much better than that, than them."

Caught off guard by the intensity of his words, you were hit with a sudden wave of emotion, trying desperately to blink back tears but failing.

"Shit, I'm sorry! Please don't cry." He apologized, frantically scrambling over to pull you into another hug.

"Why are you always so nice to me?" You sniffled.

He looked at you for a moment, unsure of how to answer other than the simple truth. "Because it's what you deserve."

You sat together for a while until your tears ceased and he noticed you drooping on his shoulder and suggested going to bed, waiting till he felt your breaths even out next to him before drifting off as well.

You woke in the morning to the loud clang of cookware and quiet curses.

"Joon?" You called groggily, finding him milling about the kitchen, looking slightly frazzled.

"Sorry babe, did I wake you?" He asked.

"Nah, it's fine." You said, ignoring the term of endearment he reserved for the nights you you stayed over. "What are you doing?"

"Making breakfast, or at least trying to." He said, stirring a pan of eggs uncertainly.

"Here, let me." You offered, taking over as he watched.

"So, um, I was thinking..." He said, trailing off uncertainly.

"Hmm?" You hummed.

"What if you just... stayed here?" He asked nervously. "At least for a little bit?"

You looked up in surprise. "Here?"

"Yeah, I mean, if you want to." He said, fiddling with his sleeves awkwardly. "It's nice having you around, and you're here all the time anyway and I...

"I don't want you to go back there." He said quietly. "They're not good for you, so I thought maybe you could just... be here?"

Slowly, you nodded. "I think I'd like that."

He smiled, relieved. "Good."

[coff-in]

hello hello!! ヽ(^○^)ノcould i possibly req smut of ashley x the fem reader? maybe reader is trying to get ready for a job but ashley wants to spend more time with her and reader, of course, can't resist her best friend-girlfriend-confusing relationship!! (＞∀＜)

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notes from coff-in: welcome back, 🕊 anon! i'm so happy to see you again, i hope you're doing well! this is written in second person just like my last answered request. i noticed that it's a little easier for me to write like this... idk why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i also couldn't do my bullet points or proper format writing for this either, so i did my little ramblefic writing instead. apologies about that 🕊, my dear :/ i hope you enjoy this nonetheless!! (edit: i'm sorry this took long, i feel so bad whenever i don't answer an ask the day it comes to me... i tried my best though!!)

[fem] reader-insert, [afab] reader-insert, NSFW

hm... i wonder when this would take place. probably before the quarantine happened, yeah? they've graduated from high school a couple of months ago and [reader] got a simple job working as a general manager somewhere-- like a store or something. maybe an office job? something that requires [reader] to change into professional/work friendly attire. her and ashley found a cheap apartment to move into together (ashley constantly complained about her parents and, um, "suggested" to [reader] that they find a place to move out to)

its normal for ashley to stay at home. i think she could get a job but chooses not to, you know? [reader] isn't mind being the breadwinner, and i think gives ashley money to get her own stuff if she wants to. i saw a post somewhere (i think i reblogged it, abt how andrew is hornier than ashley) that ashley usually shows her love via words of affirmation and acts of service so she does most of the cleaning and laundry around the house n such.

two bedroom apartments are expensive though right? and andrew has a college dorm, so he doesn't need a room in their new apartment. ashley and [reader] could just share a room, like she and andy did. in fact, they could even share a bed! (they compromised on sharing a room since sharing a bed is... very intimate in [reader]'s head). this doesn't stop ashley from coming over to [reader]'s bed some nights because "me and andy did it when we were younger, so it's fine if we do it! we're friends right? it's alright."

and of course they also share a closet and get changed in the same space because they're both girls. whatever [reader] has is nothing that ashley hasn't seen before... and she's certainly not judging either :) they even wear each other's clothes sometimes since they're such best friends! (if [reader] has friends outside of ashley (or maybe coworkers, i guess) they always wonder whether she and ashley are dating or not because they're so close to each other)

this ultimately leads to... sex? i mean, is it really sex if it's with your best friend who you may or may not be attracted to? this is [reader] coping btw. sex doesn't happen often, i think. ashley initiated it first to keep [reader] at home. [reader] doesn't need to go to work today, one break wouldn't hurt her, right? ashley hugs [reader] while she's changing her shirt, coaxing her back to bed with her voice

she can just call in sick right? it's no big deal.

this is both of their first times, so it's very awkward at first. ashley takes the reins and acts as the domme in the situation. kissing [reader] and cupping her cheeks, smiling at her and UUUGH I LOVE HER!! idk if they'd have a strap or a dildo (maybe [reader] would have a dildo now that i think about it). ashley slowly stripping her down, reassuring her that she doesn't need to hide anything "you're so pretty! why would you need to hide away? i'm not going to judge you, and honestly it's nothing new to me ;)"

all the teasing and kissing has made it so that [reader] is all slick, making it so easy for ashley to slip her fingers inside of her. [reader] has to tell ashley to do one at a time slowly since as to not hurt her. while she fingers [reader], ashley whispers teases in her hair "see? isn't this so much better than going to work today? way better getting fingerbanged by your best friend that sitting in that fucking office all day, huh? you like it, too, i can tell. you're so loud and whiny. i bet nothing and no one else has made you feel this good before, huh? and nothing ever will."

ashley brings [reader]'s hands to her boobs while they scissor each other, telling [reader] to squeeze them and rub her nipples. omg... omg omg omg ashley would definitely force [reader] to keep eye contact with her whenever they have sex. she tells [reader] to keep her eyes on her or else she'll stop thrusting the dildo in and out of her. UUUGGGHH!!! LOVE HER LOVE HER!!!

let's go lesbians

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coff-in

[pianocat939]

Hey hey hey how are u doing? i was wondering could you maybe do a blurb or general headcanons on having a horror movie marathon with the yandere turtle boys? Like what their favorite type of horror films? Some tropes that they love/find stupid? Oh, and how a movie night like this will go for the group as a whole, like including y/n? whether y/n is afraid of horror films or is calm during the whole movie night is up to you, I am extremely interested in what you come up with this once :) so yeah i am basically asking for more INDULGENT THOUGHTS of yours from that post about Lou Jitsu movie marathon BUT now with horrors! (holy shit this ask is long, i am really sorry)

Apologies for taking a long while to answer this. I was wondering whether or not to do this as a blurb or as a request. Turns out I'll do a blurb and then write a bigger piece some other time.

Tw: extremely brief mention of trauma

(I'm not very familiar with horror movies, but I do occasionally watch horror TV shows. Idk if it's similar but that's all I got)

Raphie likes the last remaining trope. He enjoys seeing the person strive to survive on their own (lowkey relates to his trauma).

Leo loves and I mean absolutely fucking loves a creepy mirror scene. It gets his heart pounding with thrill.

Donnie is analytical so the creepy house, great aunt's mansion trope is his favorite. He gets to predict the future becoming as the movie progresses.

Mimi doesn't enjoy horror in general but likes photos or videos of a killer/creature roaming around the area whenever he is.

So how would the night progress?

I'm gonna assume you guys are going to be stuffed onto a couch when having this marathon. At the start, everybody is in their respective spaces, just watching the movie.

If there are any jumpscares, Mikey will cling to you by the first one. He buries his head into the crook of your neck, freaked out by the sudden movement.

Raph is pretty good for about halfway before he grabs your hand for comfort (the plot of the movie kinda stresses him out a little).

Leo, on the other hand, would rather have you cling to him. If you're a scaredy cat when it comes to jump scares, by all means, clutch onto his arm for reassurance (I can handle all the gore but jumpscares freak me out so bad).

Donnie doesn't react too much, but when it's done he'll discuss the movie and basically turns it into a full-on analysis of plot/character development, all that literary aspects.

Now let's talk about MC's position.

If you're pretty much calm throughout the movie:

Mikey admires you but is panicking over the intense sounds that flow from the screen.

Raph silently grips your hand and doesn't say anything.

Leo is pissy you don't get scared.

Donnie appreciates that you're just like him.

If you're a scaredy cat:

If you don't mind, Mikey's going to be hugging you tightly while rubbing your back to soothe the nerves that buzz in your veins.

Raphie brings you closer, just so you don't feel so exposed/lonely. Gives you a few pats for bonus points.

Leonard wraps an arm around your waist and if you're fine with it, sits you in his lap with his head on your shoulder.

Donnel doesn't explicitly state his mind, but worries every time you react to the scenes. Checks your heart rate after for extra precaution

[fanfic-chan]

hello!! I’m here to ask about the tickle-tober thing!! if there isn’t anything for 14 (tracing), do you think you could do lee! Itto? i’m not really sure who the ler could be but.. maybe like, someone got curious of Itto’s markings, and found out that he was ticklish? Idk I’m bad at requests haha. remember to hydrate and be safe!! :)

Day 14: Tracing

Ler!Albedo/Lee!Itto

"Hmm... Fascinating. And you say that these markings have always been present? Is that right?"

Albedo questioned monotonously, rubbing his chin in thought as he continued to examine the cheerful onii, who was currently busying himself with one of the many brain teaser toys that the alchemist had lent him to both keep himself amused and to test his overall intelligence.

"Yup!" Itto answered easily, popping the 'p' as he continued to focus on the little toy in his hands, and Albedo couldn't help but smile a little at the way the onii was sticking his tongue out a little in focus. It reminded him a little bit of what Klee would do whenever he could actually get her to sit still long enough to actually focus that intently on something.

Humming a little in response, he decided to continue his examination, and for a while neither of them said anything more, both to focused on their individual tasks to feel like making conversation. But then...

"Gah!!"

Itto yelped, and Albedo flinched away as if he'd been burned, not having expected the other to react so severely when all he'd done was traced a finger along one of the many stripes. He was quick to compose himself again though as he took a step back, concerned.

"My apologies. Did I hurt you?" He questioned, sounding apologetic as he moved to write something down in his notes, perhaps about said reaction, but Itto was quick to stop him before he could.

"Ah! Nonono dude! You're fine! It's just, ah... I'm just a little... sensitive there, is all." He corrected him, sighing whenever the alchemist tilted his head curiously, a silent request to elaborate. "...Ticklish. I'm ticklish ok? Especially on my stripes, for some reason, I don't know."

He explained, rubbing the back of his head in mild embarrassment, unable to help the way his cheeks reddened a little when the alchemist hummed in understanding, a pensive look on his face as he seemed to be considering something.

"Would you mind if I tried it?" He asked plainly after a moment, his voice still betraying no emotion, but his eyes seemed to be glimmering with the faintest glimmer of hope in them at the prospects of learning something new.

"Tickling you, I mean." He added whenever he caught sight of the confused look Itto was sending him, "You don't have to agree to it if you don't want to of course, but I must admit that this has peaked my interest."

Itto paused, a little caught off guard by the straightforward request, but when he really took a moment to think about it, he found that he didn't really mind the idea all that much.

Tickling had never really been something that bothered him much, and he often did use it as a way to bond with others, which is something he'd been trying his best to due with Albedo ever since the traveller had introduced them to one another a while back when the alchemist had tagged along with her to Inazuma to do some research. Perhaps this was the chance he'd been waiting for.

"Eh, sure. It's fine with me man!" The onii answered cheerfully, and the soft smile he got in response was already enough to tell him that he'd made the correct decision.

"Very well." Albedo murmured before once again bringing a hand up to trace along the same stripe that he'd been examining before, except this time, he didn't jerk away when Itto let out another sharp yelp.

"Ehe- Eheehehehe!! Cahahareful!" He warned, trying his best to resist the urge to try and stop the smaller male, "Ihihi'm reheheheally tihihicklish!"

"I can see that." Albedo said with a smile, his words almost sounding teasing in a way even if he hadn't meant them to be, "It seems that much like the traveler, your sensitivity doesn't seem to be affected by your non-human origins."

He commented after a few more minutes of this, and Itto would have asked what he meant by that if it weren't for the scream of laughter he let out whenever the alchemist, without warning, suddenly switched from his slow and methodical tracing to a quick, mischievous scribble.

Itto whipped around to look at him in surprise as he caught hold of the others wrist, only to see the normally serious guy snickering a little into his freehand.

'Ohhhh, so that's how he wanted to play it...'

"Ahahalright thahahat's it! My turn!" Itto declared, giving the alchemist's trapped arm a friendly tug and causing him to topple into his lap as if he weighed next to nothing, "Time to see if you're ticklish too little dude!"

He announced, and soon enough, his own spontaneous experiment seemed to be just as, if not more fruitful that the actual scientist's had been, if his frantic wheezing laughter was anything to go by...

[zeawesomebirdie]

I hope I can still send you asks and you can answer them? Just to say that I'm trying to do the Snarry rec list but my memory is SO BAD lol there are a few I know have to go on there but otherwise? I'm going to have to reread so much fic..... Not that it's an imposition of course, but it does feel weird taking a look through my collection and realising 1) there are less fics than I thought and 2) I can't associate any summary to so many of the titles! Where has my Snarry knowledge gone!! Anyway I realise I forgot to rec you Diagnosis by MaidenMotherCrone for Tomarry fics, which is an error because I'm not sure I'd want to reread it but it's really a Whole Thing in an overall positive way. Also I never gave you the name of the absolute epic I felt weird reccing on main because there's some niche kinks in it? Obviously you don't seem like you open a 500k fic and come out of it a week later without having done anything else but read it, given what you've said about taking breaks in Pacify (which tbh fair. A lot of stuff happens there) so giving you a 800k fic series on top of all the rest seemed a lot you know :') but whenever you want, you know where to find me hehe. Anyway I'll go like brush my teeth and all, hope this sends, bye bye!!

Looks like I can still receive asks! Whether or not you’ll be notified when I answer this (and I guess, also whether or not tumblr will even allow me to post it,,,) still remains to be seen, but based on last night’s experiment with @’ing you, you won’t be notified. I’ll try to keep my reblogging to a minimum until you’ve seen this!!

For what it’s worth, I did send in another support ticket this morning, but I’ll update my pinned post with that info after I’ve answered this

There is no rush at all for the snarry rec list!! Take your time beloved!! I agree that rereading all that fic isn’t all that bad of a thing, but omg, it must be so daunting to have that list to go through, even if it’s shorter than you thought it was! I mean, I’m sitting here with 12 pages in my marked for later tab on Ao3, while entirely forgetting to read both the fic I currently have open and the books I have from the library lol, so I can def relate to having a list to read through. Just please don’t feel rushed or even obligated, you have the best recs but really it’s okay if I wait for it!

(but tbh, at this point I’ve read enough snarry that I feel like I could make an actual rec list myself, even if like 90% of my bookmarks have come from the @houseofsnarry discord. I might have to do that. No one has asked for my recs since I totally flubbed that one ask requesting my quiobi recs and I revealed that at the time I wasn’t really reading, but now I read so much more, even if it’s primarily snarry and irl books. Idk. I’ll have to think about it and also wait until I get un-shadowbanned, and also also I’ll have to read a little bit more so I can round out any list like that,,,)

Omg so Diagnosis looks like an absolutely incredible fic 👀 that summary, those tags!! No worries about not remembering anything other than the positive vibes, I’ve loved literally everything you’ve rec’d thus far and I’m sure I’ll love this too!

Feel free to drop the name of that longfic btw 👀👀👀👀 I don’t often go for fics over 150k unless they come highly recommended, but most of the time I do finish them really quickly. I got through Unrestrained by Lizzy00305 in three days, All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89 in about a week and a half, and, while they’re obv not fic, I did read the first five HP books in 8 days, and then HBP and DH in about a week and a half. It depends on what’s going on irl and how into the fic I am tbch.

Rn it’s taking me forever to get through Transparency by oldesthuntress even though it’s literally my favourite fic of all time only because I have so much going on irl. My fatigue will catch up to me soon enough, and all I’ll be capable of doing (affectionate) soon will be reading and animal crossing, and even if I can’t read it for a little bit, I do have surgery right before Christmas which will mean only reading for a few weeks!

(for what it’s worth, I’m currently planning to save Pacify for after surgery, because tbch I think that’s the perfect read for when I’ll be stuck in bed for two weeks!)

But anyway! Yes please drop that link! No fic is too long if it comes highly recommended!!

All my love to you beloved, I hope the rest of your day goes well!! Thanks for stopping in!!

[souyasbabyy]

• pairing: sanzu x gn!reader, takeomi x gn!reader, ran x gn!reader, rindou x gn!reader, taiju x gn!reader

• request by @sxgarcude-anon: May I request? Bonten executives + Taiju forgetting their timid/sweet s/o's birthday, and they accidentally lash out at s/o because of stress. S/o, being a sweetheart, tries to help them and thinks they're wrong. After awhile, instead of their s/o texting them, s/o's friends has their phone and text them instead. S/o's friend group is the Toman friend group (Takemichi, Chifuyu, Baji, Smiley, Mitsuya, etc), informing them that reader is crying and it was their birthday today (lil angst yk)

• genre: angst, hurt, little to no comfort

• warning: use of drugs and alcohol (not reader), toxic behavior, mention of cheating

• note: hiii, thank you so much for your request it was very good, i only did two of the executives, because i don't write for koko and mochi and didn't do wthe rest bc it would make 6 and that's too long and it would look like the others, also idk if you wanted hcs or smau but i thought it would be better like that so i hope it's okay with you. anyway, hope you'll like it love u <3

— taiju

he came back home from the restaurant and you immediatly ran to him

waiting for him to give you the "little surprise" as he likes to call them like he always do

you smile to him and he only had this mad face, he does whenever he's stressed

your smile fading as he only pat your head and walk past you

"are you okay?" you ask "i don't want to talk y/n" his cold voice answer

you follow after him when he took a glass and the bottle of whisky "are you still coming with me to my bir-" "y/n for fuck sakes, leave me alone!" he shoot

and you just look at him, not understanding what you did wrong but you decide to leave him alone going alone to the birthday party your friends throw for you

you arrived at the party and your friends all shoot "happy birthday" and mitsuya was the first one to see you were crying, stopping them from throwing the confetti at you

you explained what happend when he came back home and they kinda got mad (baji and smilet wanted to go kick his ass)

they tried their best to comfort you, giving you your gifts and your cake, and you eventually decide to sleep at mitsuya

you were sound asleep in the sofa and your phone didn't stopped ringing and they were all looking at if it was going to wake you up "you know what? fuck him" says baji as he grabbed your phone, taking your thumb to unlock it and looking at all the texts taiju was sending you asking you where you were and to come back home

"show me" both says chifuyu and smiley that peered over his shoulder "guys, you shouldn't look at it" says takemichi

baji started to type that taiju was an asshole and that he never understood why you got with him and taiju was confused

tai: who the fuck is that? you(baji): you forgot her fucking birthday, asshole

taiju be like surprise pikachu meme and he realise he fucked up real bad this time

— sanzu

his headache was killing him, he got high the day before, making you wake up in the middle of the night to get him

you came in the bedroom asking him if he was feeling better and he wince at the sound of your voice

he sit down, holding his hand between his hands and you smile stroking his back "do you remember what day is it today?" you ask, and he sigh "the day you're going to shut your goddamn mouth" he say

you remove your hand from him before leaving the room, tired of his attitude

you needed to join the guys at the place you usually all go on your birthday, and when they saw you without sanzu they knew that something

"i'm not even mad that he forgot my birthday, that's so like him, i'm mad because he talk to me like i'm not even with him" you sigh

and they just look at you, they never understood why you got with him in the first way, and everytime you were talking about him, everything you were saying was so toxic

mitsuya was genuinely always worried for you when you don't answer their text for more one hour

chifuyu and baji almost had a fight with him once because he insulted you in front of them

"wait here" you say as you walk to the bathroom

chifuyu looked at your phone then at the bathroom door before taking it "what are you doing?" ask smiley

— takeomi

the day before you two had a fight about the lipstick he had on his neck

you still gave him the benefit of the doubt, but the next day, the day of your birthday, he woke up and barely looked at you before saying he had to go somewhere

and so you called your friends that almost came immediatly

you were so gratefull for them because you were so close to have your fourth break down since you woke up

you stopped crying as you ate the ice cream they bought for you "it's the worst birthday of my life" you say as you felt your tears coming again

"listen, fuck him, he's what? 55? come on, you can do better that this cheater" says smiley as angry just nod his head

you sigh, looking at your ceiling "listen, break up with him" says mitsuya and you sigh again

"i could literally go and beat the shit out of him" repeat baji for the 10th time since they arrived

eventually you fell back asleep because of how many time you cried and mitsuya took your phone, and called takeomi that didn't answered, so instead he sent him texts saying how much of an asshole he was and that he didn't want him to go near you again and he end by "and hey, it's her birthday"

mitsuya knows that you'll be mad at him but he don't care, you being safe is much more important to him

[teddy-yandere]

Heyo~

I'm a simp for your writing, really went through all your work all night just to read about my favorite male-waifus XD

Don't ever stop writing, please!

So if it won't be weird can I ask for a request? Never done this before sorry if it's gonna be like jibberish XD Maybe another isekai type of stuff

Sanemi, Rengoku, Muzan(we all need a little bit of demon Jackson, hee-hee), Kokushibo and maybe any character of your choice?

Like the "Darling" woke up of just traight up yeeted into KNY world, knowing what happens and trying to help out the main characters? Maybe trying to prevent the bad things that may happen(and fail, because IDK, drama). While also trying to find a way to go back, because they understand that they don't belong there, but want to help as much as they can. Idk what else, a sprinkle of nsfw somewhere maybe, if the idea is decent I know you'll do some magic, if not I'd be happy to get a meme as an answer tho XD

- Different World -

⚠️WARNING⚠️ will contain dark themes ( NSFW )

Characters = Sanemi , Rengoku , Muzan , Kokushibou

A/N = Hii Darling!! Thank you so much for requesting this. I had a bunch of fun writing this. I am really sorry this took so long to make I hope you understand . To be honest this is my first time writing something like this so I hope yall understand if this comes out really shitty x-x . Feel free to submit requests . Anyways I hope you guys enjoy this!! <3

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Sanemi

• When he first heard about you situation he was extremely confused about it. It took the other hashira multiple attempts to explain it.

• At first he wanted you dead. He was very rude to you and would go out of his way to make your life more difficult then it already was . Eventually he started to notice how kind and caring you were to others.

• He understood that you had to go back to your world but at the same time he did not want you to leave. In the past you had warned the other hashira about upcoming battles and tried to give them advice about it. He found himself thinking about you all the time. He always thought about how unique you were. As time went on he found himself feeling more and more possessive over you.

• He wanted you to himself. Since you were not from their world you needed someone very strong to protect you because you are truly defenseless. What if a demon comes and you can’t protect yourself from it. Every time he would catch you crying about wanting to go home he will try to comfort you in his one way.

• He would say stuff like “ I don’t know why you want to go back to your world . Don’t you like it more here?”. Every time you tried to tell him that you missed your family he will say “ Aren’t we your family. I thought you cared for the other hashira and me . Don’t you want to protect us.”?

• Because he can’t risk you going back to your world , he results to kidnapping you. He completely cuts you off from everything and everyone . His excuse is that you don’t need anyone other than him. Lucky for you, Sanemi does not treat you badly. He can be very sweet. After a while he does want to get married. His goal is to get you to forget about your old life and stay with him forever.

NSFW ( 18+ )

• Let’s talk about sleeping with Sanemi. Despite popular belief I feel like he would be a total gentlemen in bed. Every once in a while he might take out his anger in you but he will always give you kisses and cuddles afterwards. Ugh his aftercare is perfect.

Rengoku

• When Rengoku first met you , he was very wary of you and your presence.

• Overtime he realized that you had very. Good intentions for everyone. You always tried to help people and give them advice right before they go on a mission. As Rengoku starts to study you more , he realizes that you are very kind and companionate. Whenever he is not on a mission he tries to spend as much free time as he has with you.

• He will ask you about how your life used to be in your world. He will even go as far as to ask you to talk about your family. Sometimes he will bring you little gifts from his missions and travels.

• Whenever somebody does not make it back alive from a mission. He always tries his best to comfort you and constantly remind you that it is not your fault. Rengoku will never get mad at you . The only time that he will get mad , is when you talk about your world a little too much.

• In his eyes you and him are soulmates and you are supposed to be together forever. He has no trouble announcing his feeling in front of everyone. Because Rengoku is known to be a very kind and reliable person , nobody will believe you if anything were to happen.

• Rengoku’s breaking point is when he hears you talking about finding a way to go back to your world. That same night he kidnaps you. He tries is best to convince you that what he is doing is the right thing but you seem unconvinced. Every single night he goes in a long rant about how much he loves you . He won’t shut up until you say “ I love you “ to him. Don’t worry though he will take very good care of you !

NSFW ( 18+ )

Rengoku is very loud in bed . This fact should come to no surprise. Rengoku also really wants to have a big family so be prepared darling. He will never non-con you he is not that evil. He will probably wait till the two of you get married before sleeping with you. He is traditional in a way.

Muzan

• If I am being completely honest , when this man first heard about you he was very intrigued. He thought that you were very strange. Because he was so curious about you decided to follow you and see what you would be doing.

• Imagine his surprise when he found himself fawning over how Handsome / Beautiful you were. He could not help himself from staring at you.

• That night when he was doing his lightly patrols looking for people kill. He ran into Tanjiro … and you.

• He could see the terror in your eyes. You gave Tanjiro a look before apologizing a thousand times for disturbing him. He found it almost amusing how you attempted to drag Tanjiro out of there. Normally he would kill Tanjiro in a instant , but the truth was is that he did not want to give a bad first impression. Instead he looked at you before smiling and telling you to enjoy your night.

• Tanjiro and you were stunned.

• Over the course of a couple of weeks he would send out his upper moons to keep a eye on you. Any demon or human that would try to lay a finger in you would be dead. In his free time he would like to watch you himself. He found you adorable. At the same time he was worried for you. He hoped that you weren’t to stressed out about being in a completely different universe. When he was stalking you , he would watch you as you cried to Zenitsu about wanting to find a way back home .

• That was when he snapped. That very night when you were in town looking for fresh food you felt yourself being gagged and knocked out.

• Don’t worry Muzan won’t really hurt you physically but he will gaslight and manipulate you. Very rarely will punishments ever get physical. He will do anything in his power to convince you that this universe is where you belong. He will also try to get you to forget all about your old life and family members.

NSFW ( 18+ )

• Sorry hunny but this man will always top you. Being the bottom really makes him feel weak and like he is not even in control. He can be very doughy but also very passionate if you have been behaving well recently.

Kokushibou

• I feel like the only Kokushibou would be aware of your existence, was if Muzan had sent him to kill you. He never go the full story except for the fact that you were not from this universe and that you apparently “ knew too much “ about Muzan. He had never seen Muzan get this stressed over somebody in a long time. So like the food servant to his master he went out to hunt you down.

• Imagine his fave when he finally found you. He was stunned by your beauty. When he found you , you were feeding some rabbits. You seemed like you really cared for those timid animals. Immediately he felt his heart ach. He did not know what this feeling was since he had not felt it in a long time. He was confused to say the least.

• He knew that he did not have the heart to end you. So what was he going to tell Muzan when he failed his mission. He stood there behind a tree watching you for what felt like ages.

• Eventually he decided that before he killed you he wanted to ask you some quuestions about you universe and reality. He felt ashamed by how he felt about you even though he had just met you. He did not want to scare you when he approached you so he made sure to announce his presence to you. To his shock you only waved at him. He sat down before introducing himself as upper moon 1 and he wanted to ask you some questions. You knew you could not exit this conversation so you nodded and told him your name before talking.

• You ended talking for a couple of hours before the sun started to set. Eventually you got down in your knees and begged for your life. He told you that he would not kill you and that he really enjoyed talking to you and how he hoped to cross orbs with you again. You were very uneasy to say the least. That demon was strange.

• He ended up thinking about you a lot. Then he came to the conclusion that he was in love and needed to protect you from this horrible world. He knew from your conversation that you were trying to find a way back to your universe and that could not happen. So he kidnapped you.

• Kokushibou was very patient with you it was almost scary. He treated you kindly and waited for Stockholm Syndrome to set in before he proposed the idea of y becoming a demon. You happily excepted your livers offer.

NSFW ( 18+ )

• Similar to Muzan he will never let you top him. It makes him feel inferior to you and he hates that feeling. He can surprisingly be very soft to you after the deed and will cuddle you .

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Thanks for reading Darling !! <3

You guys can start sending in some Halloween requests !! Feel free to request any character you want. I write for all genders. I write for many different fandoms such as:

• Demon Slayer

• Haikyuu

• Attack on Titan

• My Hero Academia

• Death Note

Have a nice Day / Night ~

[mountswhore]

I saved this on my phone because I wanted to send it to you as a request, but I don’t remember if I did. So in case i did and you plan on writing it ignore this one. In case i didn’t please consider this as my request 🙈 somewhere around the line “I thought you didn’t want me” with Mason please if that’s alright. Idk what exactly I want as the plot, but I’d like him to say that to her. In case the line fits in another request you have, you could include it instead of writing a whole imagine with it alone 😊

𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 — mason mount

summary: you tell mason you don't want him whilst you're working from home, only to find hours later, you did in fact want him.

notes: requests are OPEN. i'm so sorry for this taking so long to come out, also it's quite short as i didn't have a lot of inspiration.

You'd been allowed to work from home due to an issue with transport, and it meant you weren't restricted to tight work attire for seven to eight hours of the day. You could wear the comfiest clothes imaginable, eat whenever you wanted, and relax. Not only all of that, but Mason had an off-day too. Mason, being the far-too-distracting man that he is, usually made working from home impossible. Which is why you planned to stay away from him until your work was complete.

You were in your home office at 9am, a tea in one hand as you looked through the notes that you'd taken from your meeting last week. You had to finish all of these tasks before the deadline on Wednesday, it being a gloomy Monday morning.

Mason had woken up an hour after you'd started working, finding something to drink before coming to pester you, his daily ritual. He'd slipped through the door and hooked his arms around your shoulders, staring at the work document on your screen. You'd written half a page, ticking off yet another task from the meeting notes.

"Morning, busy bee." He hummed, pecking your cheek and giving you some of his bed warmth. But you wanted to remain distraction free.

"Morning, Mase. I will see you at lunch, I really need to get this work done, okay?" You spoke softly, sipping your tea and keeping your eyes glued to the screen. Mason wasn't so satisfied with your answer. He wanted to have you in his arms all day, not caring about your work like you did.

"Come on, I know you want me." Mason giggled, and you almost lost your breathe. You were not going to give into temptation.

"No, I don't. I will see you on my lunch break, okay?" You spoke, keeping a polite tone in your voice so Mason knew you weren't being harsh.

He'd respected your wishes, giving you one last kiss on your head before leaving. And you couldn't help but feel bad, leaving him all alone on his day off. Mason was the sweetest man alive, and it tugged at your heart strings to know he was wandering around the house alone today.

Lunchtime had hit, and you decided to get some food before you finished working. When you'd left your office and walked to the kitchen, a Deliveroo bag was sat on the island, and you frowned. Usually Mason asks if you'd like anything when he orders, and vice versa.

"I got you a little something," Mason mumbled, holding a bowl in his hands and smiling at you from around the other side of the kitchen. You smiled and opened the bag, seeing your very own bowl of food. You were starving, and needed food to keep yourself going for the next few hours.

Before even eating it, you looked over at Mason and felt the guilt from earlier returning. He was leant over the counter, watching a video on his phone and eating, staying out of your way like you wanted. You'd approached him and given him a bear hug from behind, your arms squeezing around him and giving him all of the love your body had held in today.

"I thought you didn't want me." Mason smugly stated, turning around with a smile on his face. And you rolled your eyes, still holding him tightly against your chest.

"I always want you, you're just too distracting sometimes." You replied, kissing his jaw gently and giving him a lustful look. It could've ruined lunchtime for the both of you if Mason had given in, but he was feeling extra petty today.

"Shame. We could be having fun right now, but I know how hard of a worker you are. So get back to it." Mason chirped, kissing your cheek and walking past you to leave the kitchen, and leave you high and dry on your lunch break.

[naotoliker]

Hello, I saw that you were asking for requests so I hope you don't mind me leaving one. For either Smiley or Hanma which is an enemies to lovers(not necessarily s/o in a gang);where at some point in their friendship fase they kiss the male s/o bit neither think much of it till later. Both s/o and they have a panic moment cause both realize their feelings and think they're a bad guys and s/o is to good for them and eventually they confess. Sorry if it's too long or demanding.

paring: hanma x m!reader

warnings: ooc hanma idk, horrible writing

a/n: sorry for the late reply I was busy with school

you and hanma knew each other for quite some time, since you were both little to be exact, you met at a park not too far from your house, hanma wanted to play on the swings but you were taking too much time on there he decided to push you off, which escalated to the both of you kicking and punching each other until an adult finally stepped In

and that wasn't the only time you both fought, every time you went to that park he would be there ready to annoy you somehow, you sometimes wondered if he lived at that park

but you've kinda gotten used to how annoying he Is, which ended up with the both of you becoming friends, friends that liked annoying each other for fun, it was surprising because of how different the both of you are

. . .

hanma was an asshole but you enjoyed having him around, you would never admit it but you loved it when he waited for you outside your classroom, or how he always checked up on you whenever he had the chance to, or when he drove you back home after a long day of school, he was always with you, which made you happy

after a few years of your friendship, you and hanma started hanging around less and less, it wasn't much of a surprise considering hanma started getting involved with gangs and other dangerous stuff

every time hanma was at your door he'd be covered in bruises and sometimes blood, either his or someone else's, not to mentjon he started hanging out with this "Kisaki" person, which made you a jealous

Just a bit

or at least that was what you convinced yourself

you tried ignoring your feelings being afraid that they'd only bring you into awkward situations, but you knew that one day you'd need to actually deal with them instead of running away

. . .

[12:03]

you lay comfortably on your bed ready to go sleep until your phone started ringing, it was hanma calling you

he hasn't called you in a while so it was a bit surprising, you sat back and thought for a bit before picking up your phone from the nightstand answering the call

"hey, [name]." you heard hanma say

"hanma,, hello? why are you calling at this time" you didn't mind him calling you at this time but you were curious about the reason

perhaps he wants to see you

"I'm outside your door open up," he said knocking on your door forcefully

you were thankful your parents weren't home at that time or you would've gotten in trouble

"why are you- uh never mind, I'll open it wait a minute" you stopped yourself from asking not wanting to make hanma wait, it was raining outside, knowing him he probably didn't have a jacket on, neither an umbrella

you went downstairs and open your door only to find hanma soaking wet with a couple of bruises on his face and a bleeding nose, nothing out of the ordinary

after he got in you closed the door and went to get him some towels and a first aid kit

he sat on a chair in the kitchen while you patched him up

"there, all done, next time you come to me at this time I won't be opening the door though " you said joking (maybe)

"you're so mean to me for no reason" he said jokingly rolling his eyes at you

"get out of my house hanma"

"Cmon I was just joking,

you wouldn't actually kick me out right.."

you just looked at him not saying anything, and he did the same not wanting to actually get kicked out by you

". . ."

". . ."

then the silence suddenly got interrupted by hanma's sneezing

"I'll go get you some spare clothing, yours are still wet," you said hoping to get out of whatever situation that was

you ran upstairs almost tripping and falling face-first, which made hanma chuckle

so you threw your shoe at him (which he dogged) but you just got in your room and got a pair of sweatpants and a large t-shirt, you weren't sure if it would fit him but it's better than having wet clothing on right?

you got back downstairs and gave him his clothes (and got your shoe back)

hanma went ahead and changed in the bathroom, when he came out he sat on your couch and patted the seat next to him

"we should watch a movie, we haven't had fun together in a while" hanma proposed grinning

"It's late and I'm tired, I was about to sleep before you came"

"sleep can wait, plus you don't have any school tomorrow"

"fine, I'll watch a movie with you" you walked over the couch and sat next to him

hanma chose a random movie and put it on, not even halfway through your eyelids started to get heavy so you just decided to close your eyes for a bit, hanma didn't notice though, he just kept watching the movie until he got thirsty and went to the kitchen to grab a cup of water, when coming back to the living room he saw you laying down and thought you were asleep

he first thought about waking you up but decided not to, he turned off the TV and kneeled next to you

he looked at you for a moment admiring every one of your features

after a couple of minutes he realised how creepy that was, he didn't stop though, he got closer and starter stroking your cheek

you were aware hanma was next to you, what you didn't know was that he was extremely close to you

deciding he should probably go sleep as well he reached over to you wanting to peck your cheek

but he didn't expect you to move in the process and his lips reaching your lips

not your cheek

both of your eyes widen as you stared at each other in shock

"look I-" hanma tried explaining but got interrupted by you as you suddenly got up

"it's late I'll go sleep in my room, you can take the couch,"

not sparing him a glance you got up and went to your room again hoping Hanma wouldn't stop you

and he didn't

hanma sat on the floor hand on his chest feeling his heartbeat, a bunch of thoughts entering his mind at once but he didn't move nor make a sound

he wanted to apologise to you thinking he made you uncomfortable in some way, he thought he messed up, that you probably hate him right now

he didn't know why his heart was beating so fast or why his face felt warm

why was he feeling this way towards you

he sat back and thought for a bit

maybe he was feeling this way because you're both close friends?

bros kiss each other on the lips right?

right..?

". . . . ."

hanma liked you, a lot, but he never actually took time to think about his feelings, he knew you liked men as well but why would you of all people like him?

he kept thinking about it all night, not knowing that you were worrying about the same thing

maybe you were too good for him, maybe he needed to move on

there's no way you'd like him, you ran away after he accidentally kissed you

did you find him gross?

hanma couldn't sleep all night, he kept overthinking about everything, it really made him sad though, he never thought someone could make him feel this way

. . .

[12:00]

you got up a bit later then usual since you didn't sleep that well last night

after doing your usual routine you decided to go downstairs, checking on the living room you saw hanma was still asleep, you didn't want to wake up though

you just went to the kitchen and made breakfast for you and hanma, you weren't going to wait for him to wake so you started eating

"morning [name]" hanma yawned walking in with messy bed hair and dark eyebags under his eyes

he took a seat next to you and started eating his food

"morning, I'm guessing you didn't sleep well last night"

"nope, did you?"

"I didn't"

there was silence for a few seconds, before hanma decided to open his mouth

"soooo are we just gonna ignore what happened last night and pretend it never happened" he took a sip of his orange juice

".. maybe"

"I didn't mean to kiss you on the lips by the way ahahaha" he awkwardly laughted

you really wanted to smack him for bringing that up

"I wouldn't mind if you kissed me though"

hanma didn't know what he was doing, yesterday he was doubting himself and now he's being so blunt as if this was the last time he was going to see you

"actually, I'd love it if you kissed me right now, no I'd love it if you kissed me every day" he added

"if you're joking right know just know you're not funny" feeling your face warming up you didn't make any eye contact with hanma

"I'm not, I'm being 100% serious right know, you don't have to agree though, I know I'm too hot and all-"

you smacked him

"what are you saying"

"I'm simply saying I like you [name], isn't it obvious?" hanma felt like his heart was about to burst through his chest

".. so you're telling me I was overthinking last night for nothing" you sighed feeling embarrassed "I like you too hanma"

"ofcourse you like me I'm litterly so amazing-"

"I take back what i said I don't like you anymore" you interrupted him joking (maybe)

". . ."

". . ."

"would you fall for me again if I took you on a bike ride"

"I would fall for you again if you took me on a bike ride AND bought me my favourite food"

"deal"

[ragnvdnir]

prompt: "i know i shouldn't be jealous" with whoever you want (make it diluc go go go this is the REAL answer and you know it) 👀

im absolutely taking this opportunity to request first to you 😤😤 unless someone has beat me to it already 😔

note: as usual i have read your messages 🤩 idk how i should reply but me saying you're v funny is one thing 😌 and yes it's because of your cat emoji fever 🥰 anyways ty always for taking your time to reply to my crazy ass asks 💞

— 🍰 of the strawberry shortcake clan.

warnings: reader is a descendant from lawrence clan like eula, mentions of jeanluc, diluc had a crush on jean for the plot, kinda nemesis to lovers? alcohol intake, reader is flirty

note: i love you strawberry shortcake for this. we are down bad for diluc ragnvindr

not proofread

DILUC is a man of virtue. He sets everything on modest and high standards, whether be it the business things or even... romance? So when news spreads that he is engaged to you, the troublemaker of Lawrence Clan, nobody believed it. No one can even fathom how you two dated each other in the first place.

They were expecting him to get together with Jean, The Acting Grandmaster of the Knight of Favonius. She is the perfect match for him, they said. You once asked Jean if she harbored any romantic feelings for the man, but she simply smiled at you and told you she doesn't remember having more than platonic feelings for him before leaving for knights work.

As for Diluc, you already know the answer for that. He did and that's why you two ended up in this situation. Well, it benefits the both of you so it's all fair... at least that's what you think.

The moment Diluc agreed to date you for a show, he soon regretted it after seeing your mess. He can not keep up with all of your shenanigans.

How did you two even stumbled upon each other to begin with? You and him we're quite the nemesis, you dislike each other. You cause trouble in Angel's Share, and he would always try to kick you out because 1) He lose his patience once you start flirting with him whenever you're drunk 2) Venti + Kaeya + Rosaria + You is too much for him 3) You are a troublemaker, and lastly 4) you are nemesis

More importantly, when did the hell the two of you started dating? Diluc is not someone who would date you anyone for fake. He takes everything seriously. So, generously and for free, allow me to remind you how it all started in the shortest and easiest way possible. aka in razor's language

Diluc is looking at Jean with fond eyes. You caught him staring and decided to tease him. Jean is your friend. You told him you will tell her about his feelings. He stopped you and tried to bribe you. It didn't work. He told you what he should to for you to shut up. You told him to marry you. He of course, disagrees. You told him you are just messing around. You whispered that you need a pretend lover because your family is trying to set you up with an ugly and ass nobleman. You asked him to be your fake fiancee. He contemplated at first. Long story short he asked about the conditions and agreed to fake date. You promised to help him with Jean too, the end.

“Hey, is master Diluc really engaged to that Lawrence troublemaker?”

“I couldn't believe it too, but i heard master Diluc confirmed it already to miss Adelinde. They don't look like a couple at all, to be honest. I'm betting that they won't last a month before breaking off the engagement.” The two maids laughed at each other before glancing back at you pestering Diluc.

“I advise you to get back to cleaning before the young master hears you.” The voice of Adelinde behind caused the two maids to shriek. They immediately nodded and walked away from the headmaid.

Adelinde glanced back at you who now looks around the structure of the manor. She also finds your relationship suspicious because as far as she knows, you are not Diluc's type— he said he doesn't have one but if he does, it's not you— and certainly, you and he never had a proper conversation without bickering at each other, so how come you two suddenly got engaged?

“Hey, mister grumpy red-headed man, can I get some of your grapes?” Diluc sent you a frown look at the nickname you just called him. He only sighed and keeps reminding himself to stay patient with you or else you might snitch on him and tell everyone his secret.

“Go on and ask Elzer if it's already time to harvest them,” He replied.

“You won't get angry? I might take home all of your grapes and you won't have enough to make your favorite grape juice.” You sure are really testing his patience. Diluc took a deep sigh before opening his mouth.

“You can even take everything, I don't care. Also, grape juice is not my favorite, I just prefer it over alcohol.” He said before going back to the paperworks infront of him.

And you, being you, sure did take all of his grapes. That made Diluc's day sour all day. He didn't expect you to do it, he was just trying to test you how far can you go. But because of this, he finally learned his lesson to not provoke you.

Later that morning, as usual, you're gonna be in Angel's Share at night. But this time, everyone seems to have their eyes on you while whispering at each other.

‘Ah, they must be talking about the engagement.’ You thought and sat beside drunk venti on the counter where your fiancee is polishing the glass on the other side.

When his ruby eyes connected with yours, you sent him a smile and winked at him. He deadass look at you more before rolling his eyes.

“Aww, why do you have to ignore my advances at you, my dear fiancee,” And now you are smirking at him.

“I am not, I'm just busy here.” He reasoned out before turning his back on you. You rest your cheeks in your palms while still having your eyes on him. You let down your sight at his back, which let me tell you is a bad idea because just the mere sight of his back in black long sleeves polo and white vest that hugs his tiny waist is enough for you to look away and gulp your drink.

“Dear Barbatos, that was hot,” You muttered under your breath.

“Ah, I see, you are thirsting over your fiancee. Understandable, he's your soon-to-be-husband anyway.” You turn your head to your side to give Venti a look of horror. Seeing your reaction, he just laughed and patted your back.

“No need to feel embarrassed. I am sure, I, Barbatos understand you,” He said.

‘The hell is wrong with him.’ You just shook your head and resumed drinking.

In the corner of your eye, you saw a blonde-haired woman enter the tavern along with a brown-haired woman dressed in purple. You turn your attention to the duo and saw Lisa and Jean standing in front of the door.

You glanced at Diluc who still have his back turned on you, then you peek at Jean and got startled when she's already looking at you.

“Good evening, Y/n, I see you're in the tavern as well,” Jean said as she walked towards your spot. You saw Diluc tense up at her voice in your peripheral vision.

“Oh, Hey! It's rare to see the acting grandmaster here in the tavern, what's the occasion?” You asked.

“Well, Lisa said I should relax and she brought me here. Also...” Jean then glances back at the red-haired man behind the counter and you.

“I heard the engagement news. Congratulations, Y/n and Diluc. If you ever need help with the wedding preparation, I'll be happy to help. After all, you two are my good friends.” You stared at Jean, dumbfounded. You didn't prepare yourself to face her yet after your little drama. You haven't even prepared your script. It went silent for a second. Luckily, Diluc ended it.

“We send you our thanks for supporting us in our... engagement, Jean.” You sneak a look at Diluc before nodding hesitantly at the blonde.

‘Did he just got friendzoned?’

Jean and Lisa left for their table after that. Throughout the night, Diluc never uttered a word at you. You genuinely felt bad for him, even though you two are not in that good terms.

You stayed at the tavern even if it's closing time already. Jean and Lisa already went out, Charles left, Everybody left except you and Diluc. You watched him as he cleans up the tavern.

“Why don't you go home too? Don't you want to rest for the day?” He suddenly asked. His voice filled the silence of the tavern. He looks back at you, waiting for your answer.

“Well, uh— how do I explain this— i'm trying to accompany you after what happened earlier with Jean? You can say i'm trying to comfort you.” He furrowed his eyebrows at you before continuing what he's doing.

“You don't have to do that. Comfort is not part of our agreements.”

“And if you are waiting for me to send you back home, then let's go, it's late already, your parents might be waiting for you already.” He grabbed his coat and put it on.

“Hey! I'm trying to nice here you know! Can't you just let me be here until you finish? Besides, those Lawrence will just scold me anyway.” You muttered the last part before frowning at him and crossing your arms.

Diluc can only sigh and resumes cleaning the counter. While you sit back and glance at him from time to time.

It has already has been months since the news of your engagement spreads out. Things really changed from there onwards, like how your elders at the clan keeps telling you to get married with Diluc as soon as possible. People using you to get the favor of the young master. Some people became more salty to you after they knew you were marrying the richest man in mondstadt. Lastly, your relationship with Diluc also changed.

For the past few months, you can say that your treatment towards each other got better, and he also got used to your shenanigans. Sometimes, when it's just you and him, you can make him chuckle at your silliness. You can also make him stifle a laugh. What an improvement, right?

But of course, this are not the only things that changed between you and him. For instance, Diluc started longing for your existence at the tavern whenever you are not there and you didn't tell him where you are going. His concern rises to the point that he had to shift with Charles to visit the Lawrence Clan residence to ask if you are there. And if you aren't there, he will frown and leave to ask people if they have seen you. Once he have seen you though, he will just simply remind you to not stay late at night because monsters might attack you, then leaves with a pounding heart he couldn't understand.

How ironic, isn't it? He spent hours looking for you and once he have found you, he tells you a few words before leaving.

When Elzer, the only one who knew about this agreement between you two, pointed out that Diluc started changing. The wine tycoon will just shake his head and deny it. But when Elzer asked him if he likes you, Diluc will have his eyes blown before coughing and moving on to another topic.

Even after all these past few months, he still considers you as a confidant.

It only changed when that one night at the tavern happened. It was the usual day for you there, not until you and Kaeya had a bet about who can drink more, the loser will have to obey the winner for a week. Even though you know Kaeya can hold his drink impressively, you still accepted the challenge.

Long story short, you lost to him. Kaeya, ofcourse was ecstatic to win. While you, being completely drunk started throwing tantrums at the man. Diluc only watched you closely incase something happens.

Also, Jean and Lisa is in the tavern. You, being you whenever alcohol takes over you, sat closely beside the acting grandmaster and out of nowhere started flirting with her. You would drop pick up lines here and there and Jean can only smile sheepishly at you while feeling an intense stare at the two of you. She doesn't know who is it but the people around the table surely knows the gaze is from a certain bartender who wipes the counter fiercely while having eyes on you.

Diluc is not jealous at all, really, he said that himself.

He can not seem to fathom the burning feeling inside his heart when he watched you flirting with Jean. You would kiss her cheeks that turned rose blush from your sudden affection. Telling her that she's attractive. She tried to stop you but let's be honest, who could stop you? No one. That is unless a certain red-haired man with a pyro vision joins the scene, which will happen soon enough if you continue acting like this.

‘I know I shouldn't be jealous.’ Diluc then again sneaks a glance at you. He can't explain this uneasy feeling. He doesn't know why he feels this thing called jealousy at all. He tried to brush it off by focusing on the patrons.

Hell, he doesn't even know who is he jealous over. Is it you who can easily be touchy and affectionate to Jean? Or is he jealous of Jean because you are touchy and affectionate to her and not to him?

He doesn't know, he said. But there's a vast feeling inside him that he is jealous because you are flirting with the girl he used to like, and he thinks it's funny and pathetic to feel jealousy at this fake relationship.

Donna came into the tavern and ordered a drink and sat at the front counter while gazing at him, lovestruck. He served her to distract himself from thinking about you.

The girl seated in front of him started a conversation. He really don't want to talk to her, but he thought, maybe trying to talk to her might erase this jealousy feeling.

Kaeya, who is watching the scene, smirked and chugs his drink. “Ah, look at that, is master Diluc talking to that florist girl?”

His words awakened you from bothering Jean who keeps sending Lisa a blink of help. You looked over the counter and saw your fiancee conversing at that damned Donna girl you've been annoyed with for a long time.

Your face immediately turned sour at the sight. This caused you to sober up a little bit and think straight. You swallowed and you grab your drink with a pout.

“Oh? Are you jealous? What are you doing here? Aren't you gonna take what's yours?” Kaeya whispered at you.

‘He's not even mine in the first place,’ You sighed.

“I know I shouldn't be jealous.” Your statement caught the blue-haired man's interest. He sends you and Diluc a keen look before smiling at himself.

‘Interesting.’ He thought.

It was already late at night when Diluc walks you back to your residence. Tonight seems to be different from the other nights when he would send you back home. No one uttered a word as silence embraced you two. Jealousy being the most cause of it.

“Hey, Diluc.” The call of your voice made him glance at you. Waiting patiently at your next words.

“I'm jealous earlier.” You said. This caused him to turn his full attention to you. He was completely confused.

“Jealous of what? I should be the one saying that.” Before even he could process it, unsaid words already came out of his mouth.

“What? You're Jealous?” Your surprised reaction made him look away and cover his lips.

“I guess there's no point of deny it then.” His ears and face immediately turned hot and red while he tries to not lose his composure infront of you.

It was dead silent after that. Not even you, who is a chatterbox to him let out a single word. You are too shocked to speak.

‘Diluc Ragnvindr? Jealous? What?’ Your heart rammed as your cheeks heated up at the possibility of what-ifs. Maybe it's the alcohol taking over you but you felt a sudden braveness to voice out the thought that keeps bugging you for the past few days.

“Can I say something?” You asked as you held the hem of your clothes tightly.

“What is it?”

“I like you.”

note: i really didn't like how this one turned out

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