#idk how you tolerate my shenanigans lol

[0neiric-eve]

A bunch of stupid sketches with my best friend :)

[odukora-lore]

For the friend ask game, how about 9 10 and 12 for the E:I main 5? (<- trying to get you to develop the friend group more >:))

Yayyyyyyyyyy its the Starry Quintet lowkey I was hoping you'd ask abt them cuz they were the first that came to mind when I read that too LMAO I've dumped abt TEF and POE squads enough so abt time the spotlight shifted a little, anyways

When they get together, where is it they hang out?

Lowkey I always hced Arctic to work at a little candy shop esque place where she performs magic shows lmao it kinda doubles as a circus fair in a way, think Pinkie Pie and the Sugarcube Corner where she throws parties and all (her personality is very much vaguely based on hers), I somewhat hc Sundae to also work there cuz the two always reeked of candy makers (they're the only two of the team that are mildly candy themed which is ironic when considering Sparklyn makes pastries during her off time back at her home dimension) but yeah I can def imagine the group to go there and have it be their main place to hang out outside of work hours at the Beyond HQ, its kinda like their little default hideout spot where they're more like friends than colleagues and I just think its a nice touch that reflects their slightly more mundane sides

Is there something they all enjoy doing together? If so, what is it and who is best at it?

Again hanging out at the candy shop is alrdy a common activity so a lot of fun things™ are probably done there too, like mixing flavours and all that and taste tests (a part of me also feels like it's more of a dessert spot so there's probably cookies and ice cream too), Arctic probably knows a lotttt of little magic tricks that are ultimately useless in combat but rlly fun to play w (think common magic Cliff style but a tinge more advanced) so she probably also offers to teach some of them (in which Lune deems it an absolute waste of time but kinda swallows it regardless cuz it makes everyone else happy lmao) oh also tea parties..... Idk it's just a classic hangout thing..... Sparklyn would show up w her home grown tea leaves and everyone would be like ohhh my god this is so fragrant where'd you get it from and she'd be all oh idk bought it somewhere (mf doesn't talk abt her home dimension all that much it's nuts)

In terms of slightly more work related magic Lune is def the best at it being more of the veteran in the team, so I think they actually take part in a lot of pvp esque training fights, also I just thought abt Gale working at an animal creature shelter esque place (she is supposedly the owner of the team pet though I'll have to expand on how they met lol) so I think she'd actually call in the rest to help w the rescues occasionally (in which Lune is slightly more tolerable abt compared to the candy making cuz she's actually doing something beneficial lmao)

Who tends to argue most? Why?

Sundae and Lune ofc lmaooooooo the designated toxic yuri of the group, it just has so much to do w their differing ideologies on what it means to be a glowlin rlly (w Sundae making it her entire identity and Lune deeming it just another part time job to get by, that said Lune has soo much part time jobs ranging from working in a library/cafeteria/grocery store/flower shop, any of the mundane little ones, I wanna slap in a gag where the gang goes out for fast food and she is just casually serving them and they're all wtf u work here too? and she's oh I thought u guys rlly liked eating candy what's all this now lmao) anyways Sundae thinks that Lune never gives her all and doesn't actually care abt keeping the dimension safe (cuz lowkey she just wants to get the job done and leave it be cuz she's got much more to do) and Lune thinks Sundae is too naively enthusiastic that she'll end up overworking and burning out having her entire identity hinged on a savior complex <- they're so problematic/pos, but also just general day to day shenanigans rlly

Sundae is lowkey rlly competitive and thinks of herself highly (I don't talk abt this enough either but when she first joined she firmly believed that she was gonna be the leader of the team lmao cuz she thinks she's giving her allllll for the role, its just a fun ass attempt to subvert the pink magical girl being the leader trope, alas Aeris is so aware that her mildly pretentious but well meaning naivety is something to unlearn she never felt like she would be as good as a leader as she thinks, Sparklyn just has an aura of humbleness that Aeris sensed though she doesn't learn that she's from another dimension until much later lmao she only knows that her civilian form works a rather low profile job as a pastry baker + collecting and selling forest resources (think foraging basically)

Sundae doesn't exactly dislike Sparklyn for having the role but a part of her would trade for it in a heartbeat if she ever wants to give it up, I think there's always this tinge of envy that she had in the beginning when they don't know each other well but eventually she does grow fond of her and the beef just kinda dilutes along the way lmao, and also she's such a hopeless romantic and is lowkey wanting a more prominent role just to get Chase's attention <- in which Lune is mildly pissed abt half *oh he's actually rlly sus* and half *why is she so obsessed w some guy* <- sapphic denial but she doesn't know it yet

But yeah she's such an interesting char to me, idk if EI will ever have a main four the way the other main stories do I'm still tweaking a lot of plot points and finding ways to categorize these damn stories, but in my head if it does Sundae def gets a spot alongside Chase, but alas sometimes I think the main four formula gets a little old sometimes when the story doesn't call for it I'll see how this goes lmao

[mostlikelytofangirl]

(Long ass ask whoops)

I'm thinking about MY as LQR's son. I'm not sure how it happened (Maybe Lao Nie or WRH dragged him to a brothel before things went downhill, maybe LQR didn't always have a stick up his ass, he's a Lan but he's still a second son) anyway, so on.

I think it would be interesting to watch as things develop because LQR probably wouldn't want others to know he's visited a brothel at some point (even though lying is forbidden but LQR breaks a bunch of rules in the novel anyway), so he wouldn't name MY Lan even if he treats him as part of the main family (like the WWX and JFM situation)

You know xiyao first meet? It's pretty damn obvious LXC fell for him at first sight and the thing is he would here too. Because he doesn't know they're related! I think it's funny that MY has to constantly dodge his (very subtle admittedly) attemps at flirting because they're cousins and he can't say anything because LQR doesn't want him to.

And this would give MY an entirely different breed of daddy issues! LQR is fundamentally good but he's not exactly loving, and MY has to go above and beyond to get the tiniest bit of praise from him. Kinda like having an openly POS parent (aka JGS) and being at peace with that/ not having lots of expectations vs living with someone who you know loves you but is at the same time very strict and has very high expectations so you want their approval because you know you can get it if you just try hard enough.

And then SMS comes in! He has his reservations regarding MY at first (because we know cql SMS was loyal to LXC before it all went to hell), (LXC just cant appreciate undying obsessive devotion smh) and maybe sees him as a threath, but then MY is genuinely nice to him and remembers him, acknowledges him in a way neither the twin jades nor LQR ever did, and even praises him for his hard work, so SMS is absolutely hooked

And they fall in love! MY is kinda afraid to ask LQR for his blessing but by the time he does the wangxian stuff already happened (and maybe nielan shenanigans, I firmly believe LQR would disaprove of NMJ bc of the violence of the Nie cultivation and the utilisation of resentful energy that comes with it) and he's just relieved his son isn't in love with a war criminal or a violent brute (as he percieves NMJ)

And then MY becomes Lan Yao (and gets a courtesy name, thinking shuài 帅 as in handsome/graceful/smart and ráo 饶 because it has connotations of abundance and forgiveness/mercy, two things the Lan sect values, so Lán Shuàiráo 蓝帅饶)

LXC utterly horrified at having fallen for his cousin lmao

And then there's the part of canon where we know SMS walked out of the Lan sect by his own foot! And I think we can assume it was out of shame, so like, JGY defending him! The Lans scorning him for attemping to sacrifice Mianmian, but JGY, who feels secure within the Lan sect, and who values his life above nearly anything, would go "No, no, you were afraid and under threath of death, I'd do that too" and convinces SMS to stay, while shutting down everything throw SMS's way

Cue SMS thriving and happy as (maybe) Lan-furen serving JGY in every way like the loyal dog he is (as in canon)

Yeah.

AAAHHHHHH I LOVE THIS!!

I've seen a couple fics/scenarios in which MY was born into or made part of the Nie and the Jiang, but idk if I've come across him being part of the Lan. I vibe with the idea of him being the child of LQR (and a product of one of the man's wildest and probably most regretable decisions lol).

It's interesting that it would lead him to have a whole new brand of daddy issues, a milder kind too since he's not at risk of getting thrown out at the smallest mistake and that at least he knows that his father's praise IS obtainable, if not easily. In any case, he would keep his nuanced mentality at still not being fully honored as a true son of the Lan and all, but not his extreme survivor mentality that often led him to tolerate abuse.

Lol it's ironic tho how he just can't escape the incest XD

But I love him and SMS getting together!! In a place like the Lan sect, they truly would be different in their approach to the whole righteous rules thing, and they would find companionship and kinship in each other, eventually turning into love. Especially in how JGY would be the only reason why SMS would stay there.

[anonymous-astronaut]

Team Fortress 2 blunt rotation, would it be a disaster or not

Haha oh this sounds FUN

Disclaimer: for reasons, I do not personally 💨🍃so this is just my best guess. I might totally be wrong about stuff lol

Scout: He tries to act cool about it, but he’s actually super nervous. Never smoked before, but totally claims he has. He asks like eight times if he’s doing it right and needs someone to explain how to take a hit. Nearly coughs up a lung, and after like two seconds he claims he can feel it. He’s the guy going like “woah guys this is CRAZY” until it actually hits, and he gets super paranoid. Poor kid just gets wildly anxious, and the weed veterans of the group end up having to kinda take care of him lol.

Soldier: He definitely thinks it’s a hippie activity and scoffs at it, but I feel like Demo could get him to give it a try. And… it actually goes surprisingly well. It’s gets him to fucking calm down for once, and he just… goes kinda quiet. Soldier just sits there trying to count how many nose hairs Sniper has or something, and every once in a while he’ll say some wild shit like how great the sun tastes.

Pyro: Tries to smoke it through their gas mask so… nothing happens? Pyro acts exactly like they usually do and play with the lighter for most of the time, perfectly content. Will be more prone to impulsively lighting peoples sleeves on fire if they aren’t paying attention. They will also try to comfort anyone who has a less then good experience.

Demo: Probably the one who suggested the do the rotation in the first place. He drinks when he’s sad or trying to cope, but he smokes when he wants to have a good time. It makes him fun super prone to laughter, so he gets really jokey and amicable. He is a calming presence to be around, and is probably the main reason nothing goes south. He makes sure people have fun and that no one feels pressured.

Engie: He enjoys himself, and thinks it’s funny to see the weird shit the others do/say. I think he feels oddly guilty about the fact that he enjoys it though, he takes so much pride in his intelligence and he doesn’t like the idea of being under any kind of influence. That said, it’s very relaxing and fun for him, and it sparks a creativity he feels he doesn’t tap into enough. He is hesitant to join in, but ends up having fun.

Heavy: He has not tried weed before, but if Medic tells him it’s fine he will try it. Everyone is low key excited to see if it will loosen him up a bit, but… it doesn’t have that much of an effect on him. He refuses to try very much, and his tolerance is so fuckin high he barely feels it. It just makes him want to go to bed He doesn’t find the other’s shenanigans amusing, and doesn’t particularly want to try it again.

Medic: The others think he’ll try to stop them, but he’s into it! He doesn’t smoke on his own time, but socially he thinks it’s fun. He loves the conversations he has with Engie when they’re both lightly toasted, and he’s all good vibes. It’s one of the few times he’s not actively scary and he drops his sort of “doctor persona,” he just acts like one of the guys. It’s the most comfortable anyone has felt with him ever.

Sniper: He brought the blunt. This guy has taken “vision quests” in the fucking oz Outback, he knows how to handle a little grass session. i feel like he a Demo hang out and smoke. It relaxes his nerves, helps his anxiety, helps him sleep, all round a good time. He shows the newbs how to do it properly, makes sure everyone’s doin alright, weirdly takes on a team-dad sort of roll that would usually go to Medic or Engie. Afterwards he goes back to his quiet self and acts like it was no big deal.

Spy: Acts like he is WAY above everyone who partakes. Will watch from far away and make scoffing noises or straight up leave. Then, he’ll straight up go smoke with Pauling on her break 😂. Probably takes fancy edibles to help him sleep.

So in general, not a disaster? Idk I guess that’s for you to decide

[gladiasama]

idk why I wrote that lol it just passed through my mind so I here I am lol

(i continue to say that English is not my first language so there are going to be grammar mistakes or other things like that lol)

fluffy moments or something like that idk that title is too long: dorm leaders edition!!

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riddle rosehearts🌹

he is so shy everytime he is kissing you!!

riddle always has scarlet cheeks but not the same as when he is furious about the 1st year's shenanigans. no it is more like pretty and pink flushed cheeks and oh great seven, he looks so cute.

if you are taller than him, he may try to tiptoed with his high heel shoes and just crossing his arms around your neck or just pulling you by your clothes in order to kiss you.

if you are smaller or about the same height as him, he'll just kissing you slowly and passionately while his hands are holding yours and his thumbs moving on circles against your palms.

but don't forget: only in private. he has a reputation to keep.

he is the cutest little bean you have ever seen if you make out after a long and tiring day, when he had to scream more than 10 times "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!" because you know, dorm leader's priorities and jobs. just hug him and kiss his cheeks and forehead, he will be happy :)

he is just so cute dmksjduwi let me kiss him please.

adores all your pastries and food you make for him. his heart will always make a back flip while you tell him that you cook something to eat together.

he is working so hard so give him pastries make of strawberries, they are his favourite.

baby boy is always fond of you, as kalim, he'll try to support you in whatever you do!! do the same for him, because of his past, he didn't have any possibilities to do what he wanted to do... support him, hug him, spoon him (he wants to be the big spoon but in reality, he is the little one because he gets so flustered about your affection)

not too much affection in public, so only in private. expect chenya, cater and ace snicker in his back while he is looking at you with loving eyes. trey is smiling while deuce doesn't really know how to react lol so innocent.

during unbirthday party, he might push slowly the back of your back and putting his hand near your waist while showing you where to sit to eat pastries.

conclusion: a cutie only for you.

leona kingscholar🦁

oooh dude I hope you are ready for this man.

he can be the most passionate kisser or he gives the laziest kisses you will receive in your life.

he'll always have the control of the kiss but try to be reckless!! if you manage to find the best moment to slowly rub his ears while laying in his bed, he'll melt.

his tail is constantly grabbing your wrist or just rolls around your arms, hands, thighs or waist. he has no shame so except some kisses in public but not in front of certain people (*cough*malleus*cough). the same as riddle, he has a reputation to keep.

no difference if you are smaller or taller or the same height as him, just kiss grumpy man.

lazy kiss. lazy kiss. lazy kiiiiiss. after a nap at school or in bed, if your lips brush one one of his ear, it will twitch as many times as you do it. just expect him pulling you down and licking you face, you know lion thing or cat thing idk.

will look at you fondly while you take care of cheka.

but if you point out it to him, he'll look at you with a disgusted expression while cheka has sparkles in his eyes.

unfortunately, cheka tells to his papa that his oji-tan has finally find someone!!so when leona goes during holidays to the afterglow savannah, farena will make a celebration about it and will ask to his little bro to bring you one day!! blabla marriage. blabla party to celebrate it nanana.

leona threatens his family to throw farena from a certain climb lol if he doesn't stop.

if you want to help ruggie, cook for him but no vegetables because he is so picky :/

will say it is a tolerable meal but oh boy he is screaming in his head because you cook for him he is falling for you again and again

the best meal he ever has.

he takes the best nap while laying next to you or even better: his head on your thighs. pet his hair and rub circles around his ears and maybe, I say mayyyybe if he is in a good mood, he would purr. his tail would wag and tap a certain rhythm but don't worry, baby is happy.

but if you and leona manage to hear ruggie's particular 'shishishi', leona would wake up in one second and would run after donut boy in order to end up his life.

poor ruggie.

azul ashengrotto🐙

oooh baby octopus boy.

he has one condition about kisses: not in public. after all, he is one of the seven powerful dorm leaders of Night Raven College!! as riddle and leona and many others, he has a reputation to keep. moreover, he doesn't want to be laughed at by a certain duo of twins eels, who would never miss an opportunity to flustered azul:)

however, in private (in his room or the VIP room idk), praise him like you never praise someone before, pepper his face with little smooches and soft kisses and pat his hair. even if his cheeks are redder than riddle hair and some tiny tears begin to appeared at the corner of his eyes, don't stop. he trusts you so much that he accepts to show you his most fragile sides. ily azul urggg

just, don't make fun of him, he already has jade and floyd to do that lol these rats.

and don't forget to pat azul's head 3 times a day or he will pout lol

don't be afraid to spoon him, taller or smaller, just kiss him if both of you want it (it is important to ask and to be ok with it!!)

tell him he does a good job when he things that he is just useless (no you are not baby). even if he looks confident while doing jobs and contracts in mostro lounge, he panics easily when something he didn't think about appears.

don't judge him when his face is wet by tears and ink when he is in octopus form. expect jade or floyd calling you when azul refuses to leave his pot because of an unknown reason.

just reassure him and show him that he can trust you.

he trusts you so much that he cries harder while hugging you like his life depends on you.

too much affection and love to give for one person lol drown him with your love :D

kalim al asim☀️

my babyyyy sunshiiine :D

you don't ever have the time to propose him to give him a kiss that he is already throwing himself to you.

I hope that you don't hold anything into your arms or hands because now you are holding kalim.

everytime he sees you, expect kisses and cuddle lol

you wake up, kalim is kissing your cheeks. preparing to school or attending to? forehead kisses!! you eat and some food crust is at the corner of your mouth? oh boy smooching time!! goodnight kisses, good marks kisses, pain pain go away kisses when you injure yourself!!

I'm such a simp for him wth.

also expect him to always looking at you in classes or just whenever you are with him.

it is such a problem for jamil because he has to scold kalim and watch him at the same time because he is too occupied to focus on you :)

night adventures on his flying carpet are great!! will always give you his big and fluffy cardigan if you're feeling cold or if you just want him to roll himself in your arms while sitting between your legs.

he is so cute and is your biggest fan of whatever you do.

food date!! kalim takes you to scarabia to eat some good food that jamil makes. no, kalim is forbidden to approach the kitchen because he may destroy the dorm by accident just by trying to cook something for you. poor jamil dear.

will eat everything you cook for him and treats you as the best cook ever. don't tell jamil.

loves studying rendezvous, he helps you understand some lessons and you do the same for him. however it is complicated for the both of you to stay concentrated: kalim bright smile is charming you (there is only one sun in the universe and it is kalim *point a gun to the 'sun'*) and kalim has some difficulties to look at the text you are explaining, his eyes are only looking at you, his darling.

dance with you during his parties and if you are too tired or too shy to dance in front of everyone, go go in the carpet!! dancing in the middle of the night while jamil is screaming after kalim to come back because he can't see him from where he is. poooooor jamil let me kiss you bby-

looking at you with heart eyes is one of his favourite activities.

vil schoenheit💅🏻

good luck if you want a kiss from him. every mornings, he takes a lot of times to do his fabulous make up so he doesn't want you to ruin everything in less than 10 seconds.

or if you manage to kiss him, it is just a light peck on the lips or cheek. nothing too hard only if he wants to leave a lipstick stain on you ;)

as the others (less kalim of course), private moments are the best. here, in in his room after washing his face and after doing his routine, just lay in bed with him and cuddle time!!

loves to do your make up!! he will do your eyeliner while you're laying in his bed lol

difficult to have a full moment of intimacy at pomefiore. I won't give name but a hunter here seems to spy on you, hidden in trees when you forget to close the curtains.

I guess that his walls are now full of pictures of vil and you lol the 2 most beautiful persons for him

you try to convince vil to give more liberties to epel, since the queen has to take care of his precious potato instead of some ugly ones lol

don't pay attention to the potatoes who ask for his autograph or selfies when you walk together. he is super famous after all

but if you are jealous about it or some fans are too much intrusive or too sticky and still following you, just kiss him languidly. he doesn't matter anymore if his make up is on your face, he will leave you breathless while you can hear some 'kyyyya!!' behind you.

might be flustered lol he will blush

eheh you are his only love

sweet and fluffy moments are the best with him, just shopping, scrolling together on magicam, experimenting new make up or hairstyles,... everything is better together!!

make him some food low in calories but still sweet and yummy, he will melt right away:)

vil darling is super cute wtf.

idia shroud💀

imagine that this boy is naturally flustered, shy and attracted by you just by standing or looking at him, then imagine his reaction when you kiss him?

be patient and comprehensive with him. it is not that easy to kiss the one you love even if you believe and put your trust in that person. everyone has to go to their own rhythm so please respect that!!

once, he feels ready to kiss you, cup his cheeks and give him the softest kiss that you can give. his hair will bright a scarlet red while his pale cheeks will take a pretty red colour that he could make riddle faints. poor little bean.

show him that he can trust you and be natural in your company. he'll be so moved of how you treat him so gently.

he is a big sweetheart, please treat him gently or you will die by my hands.

videogames night date!! will invite you to come to his room while ortho is looking for sweets and junk food to eat tonight!! baby is so excited to have a night with his onii-chan and you that his eyes can't stop twinkling and idia even has to calm his down if ortho doesn't want to explode (I hope he won't).

say that you have cooked something for him and his heart will doki doki while he is screaming and stuttering some incomprehensible things. oh no, now the fire alarm is making a high noise but not so high as idia of course.

always thinks about couple date cosplay!! nosebleed if you manage to cosplay in his favourite character. you were his second husbando/waifu but now you officially are the first one!!

he has never be so happy since you are with him so please treat him so well.

(+he even makes a list to azul to explain why you are the best lover ever.)

(++ortho tells their family about you, I swear they cry and scream when they learn that their shy, introverted and otaku son has finally find someone so caring and loving as you.)

malleus draconia🐉

malleus chuckles everytime you try to kiss him. indeed, he is probably one of the tallest student in NRC and looks also very intimidating. however, he is the sweetest dragon fae that you have met in your life.

his kisses are so passionate and sweet at the same time!! his hands are holding yours or he caresses your cheeks.

he always try to flustered and teased you. he can't do anything about that, faes love to make so pranks on people! but considering that you are his lover and he is not like a particular little and old fae, he just keep teased you in order to see this beautiful and blushing face of yours~

likes dancing with you, even some easy dances. as long as he can spend time with you, he is genuinely happy.

absolutely loves to go to night walks with you. he will show you the most beautiful places he noticed before coming with you and honestly, he has good choices. the landscapes in twisted wonderland are so magical and incredibly pretty. but malleus can't stop looking at you, he thinks that you are the prettiest thing living in this world. how cheeky of you. lilia is so proud of him.

lilia, sebek and silver are watching you further, hidden behind some bushes. lilia is chuckling and smirking of how much the two of you are so cute while silver is asleep against a tree. sebek is staring and can't stop muttering about how great his waka sama is and how a simple and little human like you could be with malleus. he secretly ships the two of you because you make malleus happy but whatever.

lilia had to hit him at least 6 times because sebek can't stop shouting when malleus takes your hands in his, tucks hair behind you hair, kisses you or just looks at you lovingly.

he has a stomach makes of iron because of lilia's cooking so he will eat whatever you do to him but please, don't bake a cake. he really dislikes cakes. buuuut, if he learns that you can make ice cream or these sort of cake only make of ice cream (I have no idea of what they are called??), surprised pikachu face. will eat a tons until his guards (mainly sebek) tries to explain to him that eating only sweets are not good for his health and that you must NOT give them to the young lord because you can hurt him yada yada yada. malleus makes you run away to ramshackle dorm in order to have peace.

he is just so happy that he finds someone -as strange as you are- that is not afraid of him because of his name or nature. he will cherish you so cherish him with all your heart and soul lol I'm soft.

~~the end~~

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“what is your favorite episode from your least favorite season of glee?...”

Ok I love this question, but 1, this is cooper Anderson erasure and 2, I think S8 is way less trash than you do lol

I know - I did think about Cooper - and Big Brother is definitely a highlight, but as whole episodes, I like the other two more :( 

Okay - let’s break down season 8 and see how bad (or alright) it really is! I’d love to hear your opinions on it, RB! (Clearly this is my life now) 

The List - Robert splits the staff in half on some random list that he made.  I think it’s a pretty decent episode, which reintroduces the characters pretty well.  Plus, we get some great Pam stuff, so I’m okay with that. 

The Incentive - Andy has to motivate the office.  Another episode which isn’t that bad, despite being a plot line already done by Michael Scott.  

Lotto - The warehouse wins the lotto, and Darryl has to rethink his life choices.  There’s some good Darryl development in here, and Andy isn’t that bad as a manager - but he’s not great, and it does feel like they keep trying to give Andy plots originally for Michael Scott, which doesn’t help. 

Garden Party - This is the first episode that starts to bug me.  Andy’s obsessive need to impress Robert as well as his parents is incredibly irritating.  However, this episode does get a few points for having a fun Dwight/Jim subplot. 

Spooked - This one is... interesting? Robert asks everyone about their fears and laces it all together for a bizarre scary story.  It’s strange, but definitely watchable. 

Doomsday - Dwight creates a doomsday device! I really wish they had gone more with the tension of not screwing things up, but it’s more about getting Dwight to turn it off.  Not a bad episode despite not being what I initially thought it’d be.  And better on rewatch. 

Pam’s Replacement - Pam’s pregnant and worried about Jim being interested in her replacement.  Shenanigans ensue -- favorite one! 

Gettysburg - I think this episode is boring more than anything.  Andy gets half the group to go to Gettysburg for a motivational trip.  Not only is a questionable Michael Scott plotline, they already kind of did this during The Incentive.  There’s a fun side plot involving Schrute Farms, however it’s not balanced out by the stupid side plot of Robert thinking Kevin is the next big genius.   (Also Pam leaves because Jenna Fischer went on maternity leave, and that might be a reason I think these episodes get worse for a while.) 

Mrs. California - This episode is where I think the season starts to turn really not good.  Robert’s wife comes into the office -- he wants Andy to hire here but not hire her.  It’s so dumb - especially when his wife seems totally normal.  The mind games seem stupid, and make Robert seem insane instead of mysteriously clever - which seemed to be what they originally going for.  Meanwhile, Dwight has the dumbest side plot about starting a gym -- which makes it clear the writers seemed to be running out of ideas. 

Christmas Wishes - The Christmas episodes aren’t usually that bad, and this one isn’t.  There’s a little too much drunk Erin getting weird about Andy and his girlfriend, but it’s watchable.  And there’s some fun Dwight/Jim stuff going on throughout. 

Trivia - This is an episode I’m disappointed isn’t more interesting than it sounds.  The gang goes to Oscar’s gay bar for trivia night.  It’s another watchable one - but there’s so much more they could have done with it.  

Pool Party - This episode is fuckin’ weird.  Everyone goes to Robert’s weird house for a pool party and everyone is just... weird during it.  Except Jim, who just wants to leave.  I don’t really like it cause it focuses way too hard on Dwight, Erin, and Robert, and it’s not necessarily weird in a good way since half of them don’t feel in character.  

Jury Duty - This one is, fine, I suppose.  Jim tries to make it up to the office for being gone for a week, and Dwight deals with Angela having her baby.  I’m kinda annoyed at this point that the writers no longer take Jim very seriously, and he’s consistently written as a dumbass, and the Angela/Senator thing would be better if it didn’t drag on and on and on, but at least this one doesn’t focus too much on Robert/Andy/Erin shit. 

Special Project - This one kicks off the Florida arc, which is...idk, maybe a step up from the rest of the season? This episode is pretty good as it sorts out who is going and who is staying, and Pam’s back! 

Tallahassee - The first episode actually in Florida.  I’m meh about it.  Dwight gets really sick, and there’s some gross stuff going on there.  And we get the intro to Nelly, whom I find frustrating during her tenure in season 8 (she’s fine in season 9), and Todd Packer’s around again, which always annoys me.  The Scranton stuff is fine - as Andy is receptionist for a day. 

After Hours - This one is mostly fine.  I love the plot line where Jim has to keep away from Cathy and uses Dwight to help him out.  The rest of it is meh as a lot of it is Nelly and Todd Packer being weird together, Ryan hitting on Erin, and a lot of Darryl and Val drama that isn’t as interesting as it could be. 

Test the Store - The Florida story is pretty good where the store down there opens, and there’s some interesting things going on.  But I hate the subplot about Andy and Pam being bullied by 12yo girls.  HATE IT

Last Day in Florida - This one is, idk, another meh-ish one? Jim is trying to stop Dwight getting fired, and while I love the dynamic, maybe not one of their better story lines.  Meanwhile Toby and Darryl are selling girl scout cookies, and it’s incredibly boring.  Also, Erin decides to stay in Florida to help an elderly woman - and this kicks off the WORST run in the show.  I’d rather watch Scott’s Tots again than the next three episodes... 

Get the Girl - I HATE THIS EPISODE. Andy goes back to get Erin -- and ends up staying with the elderly woman Erin’s with to woo her back.  It’s so cringy, and both Andy and Erin seem like dumber and more annoying than they usually are.  Meanwhile - while Andy’s gone, Nellie just comes and takes over Andy’s job.  And as much as I hate Andy and Erin at the moment, I hate that his job is just given to Nellie because she decides to sit in the manager’s office.  It’s so dumb.  Every part of this episode is dumb and it probably is the worst episode in the series.  

Welcome Party - Continuing the terrible plot lines of season 8, now that Andy and Erin are back together - they have to go dumb Andy’s not at all developed girlfriend while she’s at a family gathering.  It’s so, so terrible and awful.  And makes Andy and Erin seem like the worst people.  This seems far worse than anything Michael Scott ever did.  Meanwhile, Dwight and Jim are forced to throw a party for Nellie - which is at least watchable, but Nellie is still fairly annoying at this point, too.  

Angry Andy - The Andy and Nellie plot lines come to a head, which you know just by the description isn’t going to go well.  Andy gets angry and terrible, Nellie is still insufferable, and Robert is no longer making any sense at all.  The climax of these stupid episodes is just as bad as the rest of it.  The only redeeming factor of this episode is the subplot involving Kelly choosing between Ryan and an actual decent guy, and everyone helping Kelly try to move on from Ryan. 

Fundraiser - While this episode is at least better than the past three, I find it mostly boring.  The office goes to a silent auction - yay(?) No, it’s boring. Andy spends the whole time plotting revenge against Robert for firing him.  Dwight seems uncharacteristically stupid about the auction.  And Darryl teaches Nellie how to eat a taco (yes that is a plot line) and Angela’s husband hits on Oscar.  

Turf War - This episode is probably the first fully good episode since Special Project? Robert’s going crazy, and closing down branches, so Dwight and Jim go against other branches to steal clients.  It’s nice to see Dwight and Jim work together.  Pam gets to know Nellie - and Nellie’s at least tolerable in the episode? 

Free Family Portrait Studio - Considering that most of the season is rough, this one isn’t bad, though probably one of the weakest season finales.  Dwight schemes to figure out if he’s the father of Angela’s baby - and we’re left on that cliffhanger.  Meanwhile, David Wallace is back as CEO, and gives Andy his job back, and while it’s nice that Robert is leaving (and Sabre is going away), the writing for the show is on the wall.  

So, looking at this list and thinking about it.  The biggest issue is that there’s so much Andy and so much Erin and so much of their terrible romance that it grows tiresome really fast.  Meanwhile, Robert California is a bizarre addition that doesn’t quite fit.  Nor does Nellie, whom it’s obvious the writers like, but aren’t sure how to use her well.  Meanwhile, Dwight, Jim, and Pam don’t feel very present nor do any of them have many memorable plot lines, and it doesn’t help that the writers seem to be stuck in dummy-Jim mode, as well as Pam just not being there for half the season.  

And... there we go, too much time spent on season 8. 

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 26.09.19 lb

tellywood really needs more options for falling in love songs. i'm sick of the same three songs in every damn show. why hasn't anyone ever used one of my faves in the genre: mera dil from salaam-e-ishq?!!?!?

cute and all but fwding. i want the good stuff.

lmao these two are honestly my new faves.

wholesome.

le. phod diya mere good mood ka gubbaara.

blah blah blah exposition.

oh boy. sona broaching topic of moving raima to sukhmani sippy hospital. girl why are you like this, always with the aa bel mujhe maar?!?!

thank god aunty ne mana kar diya. balaa zyaada der talegi nahi but every second counts at this point.

but also, why would rohit, a cardiologist take charge of coma case? wouldn't it be under neuro?

anyway, mana kar diya, toh good.

"aaj ke baad sonakshi raima se nahi milegi!"

haaaye humaari itni achchi kismat kahaan, aunty.

oh boy flashback mode.

seriously, what the fuck. operation ka outcome pasand nahi aaya toh surgeon ko thappad????? kaisi jaahil aurat hai yeh? she’s the kinda person doctors were protesting against a few months ago.

"raima rohit se kabhi nahi mil sakti." kaash. kaash aisa hi hota.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaas, call out your shitty mom, yk!

yk is best, i love him most, more husbands/dads should be like yk.

ohhhhhhh, veena ka budday haiiiiiiiii.

love these bewakoof betas of veena's. (beech waala bekaar hai, usko khaate se kaat liya hai maine.)

askjdhskjfhkdjfhdkj

will i ever get over how his voice gets all deep and saaaksyyyy for her now??? NOPE. NEVER.

please note ravi bhaiyya and sunita also chatting it up in bg. love is in the air!

"tumhi ne kaha romance ko badhne do; ab (unke) badhte romance ka faayda mujhe bhi ho raha hai." snort.

MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAAAAAAKE OUTTTTTT

UGH SONAKSHI KYUN KLPD KAR RAHI HO YAAR

waaaaaaay too many things in these two's lives are on 26th september.

oh wowwwwww i do not like this old rohit. hello? it's an emergency???? emergency tumhari mom ka birthday dekh ke thodi na aati hai. (i mean, i realise she could be bluffing, but he doesn't know that yet!)

....... oh. so he decided to do a surgery against neuro advice. but like, it was also his expert opinion that the glass pieces could do excessive damage to her heart, so..... i mean, it's neither here nor there. she had a 50-50 chance at all times.

also, did he not inform raima’s mom all this and make her sign a consent form before operating on her, as per SOP? like, even a blood transfusion requires a signed consent form, let alone a major surgery like this.

uh..... brain death is not the same as a coma??? lmao what?!?!?!? how could you just declare brain death just coz she had a stroke??????? THE TWO ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE TERMS, EVEN MY DUMB READS-MEDICAL-WIKI-ARTICLES-AND-PUBMED-PAPERS-FOR-FUN ASS KNOWS THAT.  YO MAN, I’M BEGINNING TO THINK HE DESERVED THAT JHAAPAD FROM RAIMA’S MOM.

SHE WAS ABOUT TO SPILL THE TEA ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY TO HER, ASSHOLE. STOP INTERRUPTING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LISTENED TO YOUR THING, AND YOU JUST DISMISS HER WHEN SHE’S TALKING ABOUT HER ISSUES????? RUDEASS.

abrupttttttttt jump to romance. good for them for compartmentalizing and all, but i can't get over that conversation (including the fact that he just.... declared raima brain dead when she REALLY WASN’T, lol) to be in the mood for this mushiness just yet.

mumma ko bhi saath lana hai. lol this should be fun.

pari ki bakchodi aise hi chalti rahi toh suman's due for another appointment with rohit within the fortnight.

life of a desi kid: 30 ke bhi ho jao, phir bhi afraid of parents' moods and having to ask them for shit.

lol sona, enthusiasm thoda zyaada ho raha hai.

i am suman, suman is me; beta kisko chuna lagaa rahi ho????? maaaa hai woh tumhari.

since this scene has started i've been trying to figure out exactly what vegetable is it that they're eating???? beans?????? bhindi???? what????

arre waaaaah. progressive suman! (prolly coz she needs sona's income for a while longer, but i appreciate the sentiment and am willing to give her benefit of the doubt, that she doesn’t want sona to give up her independence.)

haaaaaaye dil bhar gaya meraaaaaaaaaa. i always stan healthy family/platonic relationships in tellywood more than the romance.

idk what made her change like this, but whatever it is, i welcome it and hope it stays like this forever.

i love these two idiots more than life itself.

also lol ajit is such a younger sibling: “bohut gande ho aap yaar!”

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. she gonna prank him into making a damn fool of himself in front of suman.

"mummys ka main favt hoon."

she thinking the same thing as me; lol pls your own mom can barely tolerate you. she likes sona more than she likes you.  

har bees second jai mata di. sona, ladka tumhari mummy ko casually milne aa raha hai, mata ki chowki pe nahi.

good lord sis, rishta banne se pehle hi bigad jaana hai. jaise taise your mom has gotten around to liking him, with all these shenanigans........ bhaag ke shaadi karni padegi.

bright kapde. jfc he's gonna use sindhi superstar ranveer singh for outfit inspo, isn't he?!?! bro gonna end up walking in like:

oh sonaaaa, itnaaaa bhi khush mat ho, darrrrrrr lagta hai ki nazar lag jaayegi!!!! *latkaofies nimbu mirchi ka haar around her and rohit*

hey bhagwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, uth gayi.

waaah. kya timing hai.

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SURPRISE ENGAGEMENT?!?!?! TOO SOON!!!! TOO FUCKING SOON!!!!!!! TF IS WRONG WITH YOU ROHIT?!?!?!?!?!

oh jesussssss. this one is out and about and headed straight to sippy mansion.

[dib-shit]

“What if they were all Friends!” Invader Zim AU

This is a headcannon/fic idea that’s been in my head for a very very long time and I want to at least put out something for, even if just a long drabble.

I really really like the idea of Zim and Dib developing a sort of squad with the others. Like when they hit high school, things start changing for the better overall. This is what I was thinking of when I made the Eric Andre “what if they were all friends” post (hence the title, which I want to change at some point).

tl;dr throughout high school, Dib, Zim, Gaz, Gretchen, Tak, Skoodge, Tenn, and Keef all become sorta friends and do dumb shit together. Tak and Tenn have been in a relationship, Dib and Gretchen eventually start a relationship too, and it’s complicated between Skoodge and Zim for a while. Zim finds out the truth about his mission (of course), Dib finds out he is a clone, Tak gets rejected from the empire, and they all bond through that. 

I’m totally open to talking about this and answering any asks that are sent btw lol

Freshman year: things are mostly the same between Zim and Dib, but Gretchen starts making an effort to talk to Dib every now and then. She wants him to feel like he’s not alone, even if she’s not sure if she believes him about anything. Skoodge occasionally is out and about with Zim, but doesn’t go to Skool. Keef and Gretchen have been good friends for a couple of years at this point. Keef for sure still has a crush on Zim but knows it’s not mutual and has learned to be more respectful of personal space (he also doesn’t know Zim is an alien so of course thinks Zim is the same age as the other students).

Sophomore year: Dib and Gretchen almost have a sort of friendship going on. Zim and Dib still constantly piss each other off but it’s become more of a game for the both of them. At this point Dib has given up trying to expose Zim just tries to keep him from destroying everything. Gaz is in Highschool now too and mostly tries to ignore the others but will occasionally step in if things go to far. Gretchen has a lot of internal conflict as she starts noticing little things that point to Dib not being crazy after all. She keeps quiet in order to avoid the two of them getting bullied more (also why they aren’t super open about the friendship). A certain event results in Gretchen very clearly seeing Zim without his disguise and telling Dib she kinda figured Zim was an alien for a while now. She stops caring about the bullying risk and they finally develop a proper friendship.

Summer after Sophomore year: Dib and Gretchen hang out a lot, and Dib starts to get to know Keef better (now that he knows how to behave a bit better). Gaz gets to know Gretchen a little bit when she visits the Membrane’s house. Some time around here is when Zim gets the “your mission is a fraud™” message that happens in every fic. He stays in all the time as Skoodge runs the errands. He runs into Gretchen at one point when trying to get to the library, and they visit there every now and then. Dib at some point goes through his Dad’s old research and comes across the fact that he’s a clone, and so is Gaz. Gaz has known for a while, and tries to calm Down down when he gets upset. Both of them have very low thoughts of Professor Membrane now, and they start building a better sibling relationship upon realizing they basically only have each other. 

Dib goes to check on Zim, and starts to piece together what happened. Dib starts to assume Zim has given up and tries to leave him alone, knowing that getting brutal truth sucks ass. But then Zim just shows up with this massive machine that actually has the ability to destroy the planet (along with himself, Skoodge, and Gir). Skoodge can’t get to him, with Zim thinking Skoodge betrayed him with the whole mission fraud thing. Dib manages to get to the top where Zim is, and talk some sense into him. He tells Zim it doesn’t matter what the Tallests think, it matters what Zim thinks of himself. Some really corny sappy stuff about 

“hey man, I just finally realized my dad is shit and I’m a failed clone cuz I’m not what he wanted me to be. I know what it’s like. I don’t think you actually want to do this. You’re going to end up killing yourself and those you care about, even if you won’t admit it. Skoodge cares about you. Pretty sure Gir cares. And I also don’t want to see you die you price of shit. I’ve always thought you were a threat, you don’t need to prove anything to anyone.”

Anyway, Zim comes down, and everyone is relieved. Since then, Zim and Dib don’t really fight anymore, and don’t really talk until Skool comes back.

Junior Year: Skoodge is now a student so that Zim has some emotional support (but he won’t admit that’s the reason) when at Skool. Things are quiet for a while until a really old plan Zim had to destroy the Skool (involving the boiler room) starts activating. Zim at first doesn’t care, after some convincing he joins Dib in an effort to stop it. Gretchen and Skoodge get the idea to start getting them to work together more, and they do just that. They form a “team” to deal with dumb shit that happens frequently (which was usually left to Dib to take care of). Zim and Dib fight a lot, but not like before, and they at least tolerate each other’s presence. Gaz sits with them at lunch but mostly keeps to herself.

Eventually, Tak crashes back on Earth, and using a new disguise she tries to navigate living in the city. She has very little supplies and Mimi is still damaged. All she has is herself and her pak, and her damaged safety pod from her former ship. (She likely spent time on foodcourtia to gain monies to fix her pod enough to get back to Earth). Gaz meets her at the mall, and figures pretty quickly it’s Tak. They bond over a mutual dislike of Dib and Zim, and eventually Tak explains that she isn’t here to take over again, she needs somewhere to stay away from the empire. Gaz helps her out, with everyone else thinking Tak is her new friend from another school or something. After getting her a place to stay and a job, Tak trusts Gaz enough to tell her about Tenn (a story for another post), and that she really misses her. Gaz sympathizes and tells her that she knows where her ship is, but she’ll have to reveal herself to the others.

When Tak is reintroduced to the “team” Dib and Zim are immediately ready for a fight, but Gaz manages to diffuse the situation, explaining that Tak is sorta in the same boat as Zim now: rejects of the empire. After some arguing, Dib eventually agrees to give Tak her ship back, and she tells him she can help him build his own in the future.

Whenever she’s not working, she’s in the ship, adjusting the long-distance communication in an attempt to reach Tenn. But it’s just static. Gaz is the only who knows that she’s trying to reach Tenn. But over time, Tak starts trying to get her mind off of it by getting involved with the team’s shenanigans.

At some point, Dib starts coming to terms with the fact that he might like Gretchen as more than a friend but is afraid to tell her thanks to his reputation. But some sorta… Event or something (idk) leads Gretchen to finally tell him that she likes him. After the initial shock (even though it should have been obvious), Dib tells her the feeling is mutual. And there we have the only straight pairing in this whole thing. Gretchen tries to make an effort to bond with Tak, giving her tips on human culture and little things she thinks she’ll like (mostly consisting of cats and the black/purple combo).

Summer before Senior year: Tak starts getting something from her communicator. It takes her a while to adjust enough to understand, but when she finally gets the sweet spot she starts crying. It’s Tenn’s voice. Tak quickly realizes it’s a recording on loop, voicing some sort of code. Dib and Gaz offer to help with the code, but Tak says only she and Tenn use it, so it’s only meant for her. The code translates to an SOS message, then gives her coordinates. The message then goes on to say that if Tak finds this, she loves her and that she’s sorry she failed. The date of the recording is a few years old by this point. Tak immediately starts packing up a bunch of supplies, and raids Gaz’s room for weapons and gear (with permission). Dib asks her what’s going on and Tak frantically only responds with “she might be alive. I’m going to get her.” While Tak is prepping her ship, Gaz explains to Dib about Tenn. Dib runs out to the ship and tells Tak that he’s coming with her to help. There’s some arguing, but he goes, and Gaz stays behind as ground control.

Long story short, Tak is a badass and they break into the prison on Meekrob and get Tenn. Tak runs towards her and they both start crying and hugging each other very tightly. Tenn says she thought Tak had died, and that she was so happy she finally got the transmission. Tak is also relieved that Tenn is alive and that they’re together again. Then they get the fuck out of there and head back to Earth, while Tak helps Tenn start putting together a human disguise.

Senior Year: Tak and Tenn aren’t bothering going to Skool, they get jobs and live in an apartment together. But they do frequent the library and try to learn about human culture. Zim is struggling with emotions now that he knows about Tak and Tenn. Skoodge on the other hand, is able to come to terms with it a little quicker since he’s known for a while now that he liked Zim. Keef has been involved with the group every now and then, but still knows nothing about like, half of them being Irken. Gretchen convinces everyone to let her tell him (mostly by saying he’ll probably finally get over his crush on Zim that way). It takes a bit of talking to get Keef to understand that Dib was right the whole time, and he is perfectly fine with it. But then Gretchen has to clarify to him that Zim is like, 150 something years old at least, and none of them know how Irken age/years translates to human age/years. Zim doesn’t even know his exact years anymore, he just neglected to keep track of time. So none of them know if the Irkens are around their age or what.*

Keef’s just like

Anyway now Keef is part of the squad. Yay.

*The confusion comes from a number of factors. Different planets have different lengths of years/days, Irkens and Humans likely have very different interpretations/handling of age, and Zim’s behavior does not help at all. The other Irkens sort of know their age, but still don’t know how it translates to human age.

I myself don’t really know how I think of their ages (i.e if they are adults or not), which is why I just avoid human/Irken romance just to be on the safe side. 

I know this was really long, but believe me when I say this is really just the surface. There’s a lot of stuff in between, like the Tallests’ having a secret relationship, stuff in the past for everyone, and possibly stuff after Senior year.

Totally open to talking about this too, like I’d be happy to answer asks if any are sent lol.

Thank you for reading!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[monleonie]

𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭  𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐞.

( GIGI HADID, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER ) Oh hello, you must be LÉONIE MONTBELLIARD it’s so nice to meet you. Is it true that you’re a 18 year old REGULAR student and in your SEVENTH YEAR? I should warn you, rumour has it you’re pretty TEMPERAMENTAL & RECKLESS but I think you’re really CAREFREE & AUDACIOUS - people like to gossip around here, but you’ll find out for yourself. Let me show you to CHAMBERLAIN. ( JOCEY, 23, EST, SHE/HER )

yes. I KNOW. i am back with yet another one. bcuz i’m trash. just love me plz and hit that like button to plot with my new bby.

name : léonie marie juliette montbelliard nickname : whatever you can come up with age : eighteen gender : cisfemale sexuality : pansexual hometown : paris, france

━  voici léonie montbelliard, the hot mess extraordinaire™. she is all over the place, hence this intro will probs be all over the place and that is not at all my fault honestly. but forrealz, she never has her shit together. her aesthetic is probably drunk girl stumbling home at 5am in a mini dress, with her heels in one hand, a bottle of half-drunken tequila in the other, and she’s just living her best life yet she simultaneously hates it.   

━  she was born into a very, very wealthy french family and allegedly has familial ties to the dubai royal family on her mom’s side. her parents were basically rich enough to throw money at people to make even more money for them (i.e. they were investors). unfortunately, some of said people weren’t exactly involved in the most legal of businesses, which led to the death of her parents when she was only three years old. there were whispers of the mafia being responsible, but in the official police report, it was a mugging gone wrong.

━  after the death of her parents, leonie was bounced around from family member to family member. even at an early age, she was a problem child and without her parents, it was even worse. eventually, it was her uncle who took her in. he was the youngest of her father’s siblings, had no kids of his own and always lived a bachelor’s lifestyle. having his six-year-old niece thrown into his life did put a damper on things, but that was why boarding schools existed, right?

━  she was close with her uncle jacques, but he was never the parental figure that she needed. growing up, leonie got away with practically everything. the more she got away with, the more she pushed the boundaries, trying to outdo herself each time. she’d been expelled from so many schools that she was practically starting at a new one every other fall. eventually, her grandmother stepped in and held leonie’s trust fund over her head. the deal was to attend bodley manor and to stay enrolled until graduation, or she could say goodbye to her trust fund. the choice was simple, really.

━  she may have promised not to get expelled, but she didn’t say anything about being a model student. it definitely helped that her uncle was just as keen on writing as many donation cheques as it took to keep her from getting expelled. the second leonie stepped foot into bodley manor, they were already in for crazy time. throwing a party in the headmaster’s office while he was away, sneaking in hot kingsley boys every weekend, bringing pot brownies for the school bake sale, getting crates of champagne delivered to the school - the list was endless. 

━  everyone knows leonie for being the wild party girl. seriously, she has the tolerance of a frat boy and can drink anyone under the table. it’s honestly a miracle that she hasn’t needed a new liver yet. but she is also known to be pretty crazy and unhinged sometimes, and tends to have a dark sense of humour. she once took a golf club and went all carrie underwood on her ex’s new range rover after he dumped her. she never had a boyfriend again after that. she was also suspected of being involved in the kingsley fire and was at risk of being expelled, but she’s back and better than ever babyyy.

━  fun fact: she’s never once slept with easton hawthorne, nor does she have any desire to. she’s pretty sure that makes her like a unicorn or something. buuut she has gone through most of the kingsley boys, if she were being honest. quite frankly, if someone claimed to have slept with her, she’d probably agree that it happened even if it didn’t because who can really keep track nowadays? not her apparently.

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

HOE SQUAD  ━  they don’t have to be hoes. leonie can be the hoe mascot idfk. but basically just a squad who accepts her for who she is, y’know?? gimme the carrie, miranda and charlotte to her samantha, or something. or they can all be samantha’s.  taken by ava turner, valentina fernandez PLATONIC SOULMATES OF YOUR DREAMS  ━  exactly what it sounds like. it’s a judgement-free, all love friendship because they’re probably both hot messes. think this and this. leaning towards a m/f friendship cuz i’m a hoe for them.  taken by maddy vasquez FRENEMIES  ━  some days they’re friends, some days they’re not. just depends on the mood and how much leonie wants to grind their gears that day. may not be the best of friends, but leonie sometimes goes to them ‘bout stuffs cuz they give pretty good advice? basically: this and this.  taken by poppy beaumont GOOD INFLUENCE  ━  this person is different from all of leonie’s typical friends because they’re a good influence on her and actually kind of maybe makes her wanna not be so much of a shit show?? she’s done a lot of dumb shit to push this person away because she’s conflicted about the effect they have on her, but they’ve stuck by her regardless.  taken by max petrov BAD INFLUENCE  ━  two diff plots here, but they’re called the same thing cuz idk ok?? #1 is leonie is the bad influence on someone who typically tries to stay out of trouble, but for whatever reason, she keeps talking you into doing dumb shit with her.  taken by julian hwang  #2 is this person is a bad influence on leonie and always encourages her crazy shenanigans, maybe even suggests crazier shenanigans for the two of them to get into.  taken by logan cheong CURRENT/EX FLINGS/HOOK-UPS  ━  leonie gets around, but never had a boyfriend/girlfriend/real relationship after her carrie underwood tribute. we can make it as messy as we want.  taken by preston morgans, alia bradenton EX-BOYFRIEND  ━  her one real, actual relationship that went down in flames after he dumped her and she wrecked his range rover (or whatever type of car, i can change it lol). she’s still kinda hung up on him despite all the shit that went down and maybs they still hook-up every now and then.  taken by ethan donaghues

[femmedplume]

Bastille @ the Wiltern (aka How Dan Smith Kissed Me)

Okay friends, strap in, this is gonna be a ride -- partially because I’s super excited, and partially because this is my ONE CHANCE to get revenge for the millions of SPN Con breakdowns I’ve had to read over the years, lol. ((BUT, because I am a nice nice Stitch, I shall put a read more break and you can scroll to the bottom if all you want to read is the kiss part lol.))

To start off, dis me and mah buddy Mikey ( @gnaist​) 

We have known each other since fucking JUNIOR HIGH, and (as I told him last night,) there are v v few people I enjoy enough to tolerate them for over twenty years, let alone still actively want to see them. Dis guy? He dat guy. :) And he also puts up with me with minimal complaining. 

Mikey and I share a birthday week, and we usually do something together (just us) during September to celebrate. This year, he was sweet enough to agree that our Birthday Shenanigans™ should take place at the ONE gig Bastille’s playing in LA -- not because he's a fan, but because I am. #FriendshipGoals

So first, I got all dolled up, with fancy pink and purple hair and Bastille-themed nails:

(That’s 00:15 for their song Quarter Past Midnight, a ∆ , and a letter for each member of the band: Charlie (guitar), Woody (drums), Will (bass), Kyle (keyboards), and Dan (lead singer))

Then, I drove to Mikey’s and gave him his half of our newest tradition: Birthday Socks!! One for me and one for him. 

We had dinner at this awesome patisserie close to Mikey’s awesome new place (shoutout to him for Adulting and buying his first condo!) We also got cake because Birthday Shenanigans™.

The food was super tasty, and the cakes were CHOCOLATE AF (don’t talk to me about my allergies, okay? Is mah BIRTHDAY)

We were running late, so we actually ate in the Lyft (the driver was nice enough to let us, and we were careful not to spill.) We got to the Wiltern at 7pm, JUST as they started letting people in.

Once we got in, we got overpriced (but very tasty) drinkies (Birthday Shenanigans™)

And then Mikey informed me that if we were going to a concert, we were getting merch. (Mikey is v v wise and a literal doctor, so I 100% believe anything he tells me.) We got shirts!

He got a cute Quarter Past Midnight shirt (that was also unusually soft and high quality,) and I got the tie-dye one that’s based off Dan Smith’s actual shirt. I’mma cut up the collar like I do with all my shirts because I hate t-shirt collars.

Then we went inside the actual theatre, which is an Art Deco beauty. They’d taken out all the seats, but the orchestra section has many shallow levels/risers, and people could basically choose which section they wanted to stand in. There was a bar INSIDE the theatre. The lighting was too low for good pics, but you can sorta see in this:

The very front pit and center section were filled with people who hadn’t sauntered in four hours late with chocolate mousse cake -- but there was space off to the right where we could stand and only two people were in front of us. YAY!

Then we waited. And waited. AND WAITED LIKE WTF PEOPLE?? I figure the Wiltern wants to give people time to buy drinks and stuff, but two HOURS???

Finally, about 9pm, the support act came on: a female singer named Fletcher? Anyone heard of her? Anyway, she was really good, had a gorgeous voice -- although we couldn’t understand what she was singing, but that was more because of the mic set up. 

(Das her. V petite and blonde and has a looooot of songs about breakups, lol.)

Once Fletcher finished her set, there was another break while the road crew set up Bastille’s equipment. It was sort of fun to watch, because they’re all English blokes so they’re chatting away in cute accents while they’re doing the setup.

And then, FINALLY, Bastille came on stage. 

And it. 

Was.

WORTH IT.

They went hard from the moment they stepped on stage, and kept the energy up the entire time. 

I cannot fully express to you how electric they are live -- but let’s just say that all the good pictures are Mikey’s because  a) he is the bestest of friends and played cameraman for the evening -- but also b) I was too busy jumping around with Dan to get any actual images of Dan jumping around

He even raced up to the balcony during Flaws, WHILE SINGING and dancing. (I was a bit disappointed he didn’t come by where we were standing, but I was also happy for the balcony peoples because you don’t normally get to interact much in the balcony. Also: ART DECO!!!)

Dan Smith’s voice was PEAK HONEY, and he did all the songs I hoped he would: The Draw, Blame, Quarter Past Midnight...hell, I’ll just show you the set-list, which I got to see after the show:

(The girl holding it was the one who got to keep it -- she was super sweet and a HUGE fan who’d been to tons of concerts but had never gotten a hold of a set-list, so we were all happy she finally got one! :D) 

SIDENOTE: 

During the show, there was this moment in the song Bad Blood where Dan came over to the side of the stage where we were standing. Now, the camera lens makes it seem like we were farther away than we were, like this:

When in reality we could see more like this:

So the band could see our faces, too. So during Bad Blood, Dan’s singing, and I’m singing along with him (like a goober) and I raised my hand like you do when you’re feeling a song...

and he RAISED HIS HAND BACK AND SANG TO ME!

For like, two seconds, but still. It was a MOMENT.

After that, I was floating on Cloud 9 -- so when the concert ended, I was ready to call it a perfect night. But when we went out (the back exit, as it was closer,) Mikey mentioned that because the line had stretched around the far corner of the Wiltern, we’d never gotten a chance to get a pic of the actual marquis. 

So we paused, and I looked back at the theater alley and thought -- huh, I wonder if they might...come out afterwards? Mebbe sign a few things? I has this nice shirt I spent too much money on...mebbe they sign my nice shirt, eh?

So Mikey went to get his pic of the marquis, which came out FABULOUSLY:

And then we settled in to wait at the end of the alley where we thought they might come out. Turns out, we were at the wrong end. So after like, 30 mins of waiting on one end, we (there were like, 20 of us) meandered over to the OTHER end of the alley, where the band’s cars were waiting and the crew was loading out the equipment. 

BTW, the Bastille crew? Super sweet, English and American, and those boys fucking HUSTLED. They were rolling 300-400lb equipment into this semi, basically doing the world’s largest game of Tetris, trying to fit everything in. We was all v v impressed. 

They also brought us water?? Because we’d been waiting for an hour and a half at this point and they felt bad, like...?? AND THEN, they gave us the balloons from the set!!

And all the fans were really nice, and started taking the bunches of balloons apart so that everyone who wanted a balloon could have one (I got a green one, mah favorite color!)

So we’re waiting. And waiting. And WAITING GODDAMN DON’T THEY HAVE CLOCKS IN ENGLAND??

The crew finishes loading, the semi backs out, still we wait. Their manager finally comes out and says that yes they’re coming out, but probably only going to take a couple of group shots with all of us/not sign anything or chat. Why? Because the boys are exhausted. He tells us they’ve flown from England to Sacramento to Vegas to LA in 3 days and played 4 shows, soo... understandable situation. 

EXCEPT for this one fan, who started whining at the manager. “I didn’t wait ALL THIS TIME for some fucking group shot, I want a SELFIE!” “I need Dan to take a pic of me with my SIGN!!” (She kept harping about her sign... is no even a good sign?) 

Then, when it looked for a second like maybe the boys weren’t coming out at all, she snaps “You PROMISED they were coming!!” >:( The tone of this person’s voice, man -- you know the one? Like she’s Sharon at the Walmart and they were out of stock of Pantene Pro-V or some shit and they OWED HER some gotdamn PANTENE and where is the manager?? Ugh.

Anywho, the boys come out. (Except Will. He might have already fallen asleep, IDK lol.) But there was a Dan and a Kyle and a Woody, and they all not ONLY took some group shots, but DID give hugs and stuffs. 

(Dan giving hugs. Woody, who was totally smiley and friendly and not a miserable git like this pic makes him look...right after this moment he ran over and gave the girl next to me a hug. Kyle was off to my right, giving many hugs and taking many pictures.)

(Dan in a taco hat a fan had given him. Woody heading back after giving many hugs.)

(Dan apologizing profusely because someone gave him a shirt for a present and he hadn’t realized that there was an image of a nekkid lady in the art collage on the front, and we were all ladies and he didn’t want us to feel uncomfortable or think he was a misogynist so he covered it up oh god he’s such a cinnamon roll I cannot!)

And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for: THE KISS.

So, during the interminable waiting, (literally, TWO HOURS PLUS, you guys!) several of us started chatting -- during the chat, it came up that I has made a Bastille art. I showed the ladies this pic:

because we were all talking about Dan shaving his head and I was trying to convince them it was actually kinda hot, lol. 

They really liked the art!! :D So much so that they convinced me (after many prods and encouragements) to show the art to Dan. And I was gonna do it, honest! I was super brave and not at all terrified.

But then came the whole they’re too tired thing and I was like, eh, mebbe no? 

And THEN, Superbitch Fan was standing right next to me DEMANDING that Dan take a selfie with her and her sign. (Which he did, like a sweetheart.) Then when he went to turn to me, Superbitch decided she didn’t like the first pic, and PUSHED IN FRONT OF ME AND PAST THE SECURITY BARRIER to demand he take another one.

Which he did, like a sweetheart -- but then turned past me, probably so she couldn’t grab him again. So I figured, lost cause, right?

Wrong. As he turned back, I was holding the phone out, but not quite up, kind of undecided -- and it caught his eye. 

Daniel Campbell Smith GASPED, CLUTCHED HIS HEART

and said “Wow.” Looked at the pic, then back to me, said, “Did you...”

And I held it up and said “Um, yes, I made you...an art?” (Because you know, what are words and why would I, a writer, know how to use them?)

And he just gaped, like HE had no words -- and then leaned in and KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK.

And not a peck, either?? Like a firm, full on “you are amazing and so is your art thing thank you so much” kiss for several seconds??

AND MIKEY GOT THE PIC!

TL;DR:

It may be blurry, but there it is! Immortalized for all time, the moment Daniel Cinnamon Roll Smith liked my artwork SO MUCH he had to kiss me to say thank you. 

And then, dear friends, I died. 

I have, in fact, been writing this diary from my condo on the edge of the Lake of Fire in Hades. Because I’m dead. 

BEST. NIGHT. EVER!!**

((Bonus: Mikey is now a Bastille fan! He really liked the concert, and is going to make his own playlist based on the concert’s set list. I’m so freaking happy we got to share that!! :DDDD)) 

((Super-bonus: Look in the right-hand corner of the kiss pic. See that woman looking like she’s having her night ruined? THAT was Superbitch. HA!))

**All credit to @gnaist for taking pictures of the entire night, even when I didn’t know he was shooting lol. 

[sequencesmile]

Story Time

so, i had this neighbor who became my friend. She's in her mid 30s. she has 3 children now. Btw I'm younger than her I'm only in my 20s. Her eldest child named cassy (she's now 11years old) was very closed to me because ever since she was a kid she's always staying in my house. I brought her with me every time i go malling. I bought her a lot of things as my reward for her since she helped me doing household chores. I also brought her to every restaurants she haven't gone to. If she's here in the house i cooked delicious food , she ate 4 times a day here. And sometimes we just called mcdo or jollibee for delivery. Her mom was pretty okay with it since she trusted me with everything. So here's the thing her husband is pretty much an asshole. Maricel (which is my neighbor) she knew everything about me and vice versa. Sometimes she called me on the phone crying about how she can't handle her husband's shitty attitude. She rants about him and ofcourse me, as a friend i am giving her advices but every advices were just shrugged away. i'm not the only person she's telling me about her personal problems, she's telling everyone MY GOD.

Her Husband is very addicted alcohol. He is literally drinking everyday and went home really drunk. According to maricel he left the house without giving anything to them. Like money to buy food/snack for his children. And the kids were running towards me complaining they're hungry and ofcourse me being soft i bought them food. AND JOBLESS! He had a job in a call center but only lasted for 3months and then he worked in his uncle's company but only lasted less than a month and lastly just this pandemic he worked in a hospital (idk his position but his wife told me that it's a computer thing related, like encoding something like that) But he lasted not less than a week i guess, ? or 2 weeks . And he always excuse that he's going to look for job but ended up going home drunk. He's physically hurting his children most especially his eldest saying bad words like " YOU'RE SO DUMB" His wife also told me that he doesn't like taking care of his children. At such a young age her eldest which is only eleven years old is the one responsible for her siblings. If something happened to her siblings she's the one to blamed for.He is a fucking horrible and irresponsible person and father. He doesn't even fit for that.

Maricel was working in a recruitment agency , the owner of the company is her aunt. Before she worked there, someone from our another neighbor told her if she's interested to work in a travel agency. But she declined the offer and chose the recruitment agency. She was already working 4months ahead of me. But sadly she's very unlucky with her company. Her company increased her salary just one time, no over time pay, she was yelled at, cussing at, and no benefits, no sick leave, no vacation leave, and no work no pay. Her salary is not even enough since she has 3 kids and she's the only one supporting all of them.

after 4 months, i was hired in a call center and i was just waiting for a call on when im going to begin. Maricel came up to me and told me the travel agency that was been offered to her before because they're still hiring. I told her that i am not interested because i was already hired. But she was insisting me to atleast try. In order for her to stop bugging me i did try. The next day I went to the travel agency she was bugging me about and i was totally very non-chalant about the application and i was very surprised that i was hired. When the General Manager said " Can you start tomorrow?" I literally stopped idk what to answer because i suddenly think about the call center. But then i answered "YES" that moment i was thinking the i have to wait for a call from the call center, while i have to begin right away in a travel. I guess I was meant to be in a travel agency aside from its related to my course my boss is now my "Adoptive Mother". (its another story time tho how did it happen)

Now, Maricel's husband named FUCKING ARGEL was extremely jealous of me, his wife told me that he kept saying " Why did you let her (which is me) offered that job if onlyyou had accepted it you already had a high salary! Maricel defended that she already was working in recruitment before she bugged me on applying in a travel agency). I bought some appliances with my very own money and that's my biggest achievements lol. When cassy got home from malling with me she would run to her parents excitedly and showed them the stuff i bought for them. If cassy's here in the house she'll be home around 8pm, before she goes back home I would let her eat dinner first. Every time his dad will ask her she said " i already eat my dinner , im full" .. and these shenanigans turned out upside down. Her dad won't let her come to my house anymore. And she told that he yelled at her and angrily said that why won't you stop saying her name! and he even wished me dead! and the kids told me that he even disrespect his mom and even cussed at too!Imagine that

Mommy Deb ( My boss/adoptive mom) allowed them to swim in their clubhouse, we thought everything was okay but guess what he's jealous of her too. Anyway now the kids aren't going here anymore, they do sleepovers and the usual things we do before. Their second child kellie and the youngest kurt, everytime they hear my voice they will run towards me and hugged me.

When the pandemic started I almost never getting out of the house. Since we were temporaily closed because no tourists allowed to enter our country yet. I have an online job. Maricel left her job and now she do our neighbor and her aaaunt's laundry as her sideline job every saturdays. And still ASSHOLE ARGEL doesn't have a job.

Just a few days back i was outside of their house together with the kids and maricel. This asshole argel called on Jillian's ( cassy's cousin, 10yrs old) messenger. He heard my voice and cussed. I didn't hear it since it wasn't on a speaker. It was just jillian who told me. I confronted maricel and i fucking hate her reaction. I said " YOUR HUSBAND CUSSED AT ME" and she was like " AH. HMM WELL HE'S REALLY LIKE THAT" i was pretty pissed off and then i confronted her again i said " YOU DIDN'T EVEN DEFEND ME?" she replied " WHAT DO U MEAN I DID NOT ? I DO! HE'S JUST LIKE THAT" I got so fucking furious and told her "IF YOU GUYS JUST TOLERATE HIM FOR BEING LIKE THAT, WELL NOT ME! I WILL NEVER EVER ALLOW ANYONE TO DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT! TREAT ME SHIT WHEN ALL I DO WAS BEING KIND TO YOU, TO YOUR CHILDREN AND TO YOUR FAMILY! I DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO HIM!

now i decided to end our friendship. I explained a lot of things to the kids. I blocked maricel and argel on facebook and i unfriended cassy (since her parents can access her fb) I AM SO DONE WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT DESERVE MY KINDNESS!

[ariswashere]

You know just put nude photos up so they can really have something to look at 😂

Edit: I’d work downstairs to make it suckable but it’s not like I’m getting my dick sucked any time soon lmao

9 pm: Neighbor is vacuuming hahaha wow I really hope you’re doing that because you actually made a mess and not because you saw how dirty my bathroom wall is and now you’re like I need to clean haha germaphobes unite. She’s really going at it tho it’s not like she’s ever in the room above but she saw the porn tapes on Insta and I mentioned sucking dick or what Lmaoo is that what you want to do? It’s not like your nephew is around 😂

Literally last night the reason why I even reblogged the meme of upstairs neighbor starter pack was because around 1 am she started making those noises again like she’s walking over me on some corner and it’s all because I had that cookin soul “ANthology” song as post 1 hahaha out of my neighbors from in front and above, she’s the one going to feel most affected because she’s been here longest lol

I literally will remember everything she has done worth remembering haha some of those memories include: eavesdropping phone call while getting stoned in the patio where I overheard how she likes to be beep, before that tho when she was with her ex when she first was around I heard the moans, and the most recent will always be the dark figure behind some luxury car parked in front like who are you and cop boyfriend haha and literally it’s like everything that has to do with sex and whether or not there’s like some big booty girl involved or blonde she starts getting all butthurt

Not to forget that if there is aunt involved or doing something like not doing anything staying at home or like spying or how I think she’s just hoeing for free or some shit lmaooo idk it’s just funny to me because I kind of think she thinks I’m solely focusing on her when all that shit is so common even worse tho because you could seriously just be on the internet all day and not do shit lol

And I think my mom always gives her the benefit of the doubt but something is always fishy like if I was as attractive as her I know I’d be taking advantage of something 😂

Because it’s like you know if I was with some White girl and she’s like I gotta go visit my family and her dad has a stepmom wife who happens to be a stay at home mom and we end up staying there for a month, how much you wanna bet the stepmom is going to be like you’re overstaying your welcome and would want me to be out lol don’t you see the similarities here? Her car is literally the one most at home, and so is mine. so what happens then? She has no choice but to pay attention to Abe because it’s Abe and that also means if she can’t use me in any way then she gotta “hate” on me aka keep showing things to me haha and I know that sounds unreasonable but why is it that it always happens at the times where she WOULD make those sounds. I say suck vacuums at 9 pm.. top post on Insta is porn lmao

We’re in an apartment complex. Things are unavoidable so as much as I gotta deal with everybody’s noises you gotta tolerate me talking mad shit lol

I don’t think you get the secret severity of it all because all of my neighbors have moved out at least once but my ever so mysterious hottie neighbor above has been my longest one lolol

also I been watching podcasts on YT and they’ve been mentioning stuff like how people are going kind of crazy during quarantine and it’s true lol somehow just staying at home no matter how comfortable you are starts making you do out of the ordinary things but for me it’s just another day in the burbs where i should just be high on herb and just focus on art but instead I’m sober and fucking shit up haha

Oh you think I’m lying when I say “hottie neighbor?” I used to have friends come over to do pool/drink sessions and we met this guy who i think moved out but he lived in the same apartments and happened to be at the pool and even he said he’s seen her around and tried hitting on her lmao

Literally she’s the type of woman where if I was like in my early 20s again and she walked outside so her dog can shit with her short shorts on I’ll have to look outside just to look at her and I’ll get a boner just because it’s ass

Like I might be the first to admit this or not but you know it’s like even if you see some distant cousin (maybe just family friend) around and she’s wearing super tight pants or something how can you not think about sex hahaha

That’s what I mean tho like the type of shit where you just have to look even if you’re with someone

Now it’s like different because everybody is jaded but the shenanigans is just super organized now hahaha

[curiositydies]

Besides the obvious suspect, was there anyone in the Scourge or the Cult whom Kel'Thuzad was friendly with? What sort of relationships did he have to the other members of the upper echelons of the Scourge, like the Icecrown bosses?

HMMMM this is gonna be a bit of a long one I think so you’re gonna have to bear with me for a bit while I refresh my memory

OKAY SO, NO PARTICULAR ORDER

Deathbringer Saurfang - Kel proooobably didn’t have a lot of contact with this guy. I have to imagine his feelings were kind of like “lol sucks to suck” except not in exactly those words, since he’s one of those people who challenged the Lich King and immediately got super-murdered and raised as a Scourge champion. Happens all the time! Kel is terrible and only has emotional room for a select few people so he doesn’t care about who Saurfang used to be all that much.

Thinks he’s pretty useful both as a physical wall and as a psychological burden. He loves it when people they uhhh recycle happen to do that. It’s a two for one deal!

Lady Deathwhisper - We don’t actually get them interacting despite her being basically second in command of the cult after Kel went off to run Naxxramas in person, which is weird. Either way I feel like it’s a pretty good assumption that he instructed her personally and clearly felt like he could leave running things to her. Based on what little dialogue/lore she DOES have, that seemed like a pretty good choice, so I think he does trust her enough to delegate to her instead of hovering over her shoulder anxiously to make sure things are done right. I feel like they had a mentor/pupil relationship at first and then it leveled out to being coworkers once she stepped into her role as Overseer. I think he absolutely respects her and trusts her to an extent, which is pretty high up on the pole of Kel’thuzad’s esteem for literally anyone, but he wouldn’t describe their relationship as friendly. It’s strictly professional.

Amal’thazad - might as well put him here too since he’s a death knight trainer. Probably was put under Kel’s tutelage for a time after Arthas forcibly converted him, may have liked him enough to take a part of his name after he split off to tutor death knights instead. I figure Kel’thuzad trusts him well enough and does respect him but again, strictly professional.

Professor Putricide - Haha this fuckin’ guy. Kel sort of likes him solely because sometimes you need someone to blow off steam with and be enthusiastic about horrendous plagues and that guy, unfortunately for everyone else, happens to be the professor. I can’t imagine they didn’t work together on various bioweapon crimes at SOME point, even if it was probably through the magical equivalent of a zoom call after a while.

Blood Prince Council - lol, elves

Kel’thuzad probably finds them.......tolerable? He’s not going to go out of his way to hold conversations with them or anything but he’s fine making idle chatter if that happens to be the case. He’s pretty ambivalent about them in general; as long as they do what they’re supposed to competently they’re not super his problem.

Blood Queen Lana’thel - another lmao sucks to suck opinion candidate. Sorry Lana’thel.

Kel’thuzad doesn’t have any real big problems with her; as long as she does her job of protecting Icecrown he could care less whatever vampire shenanigans she gets up to in the meantime. He almost certainly knows about her previous history and doesn’t give a shit. She got haunted by her memories and then broke her own sword and tossed it to stop it from happening! Good for her. Solid decision making.

Sindragosa - Sure is a dragon. I don’t actually know how much Kel’thuzad knows about Sindragosa’s history but hey, Arthas made a sound tactical decision in raising her frozen corpse to be an undead guardian! She’s just angry at everything which is fine since she’s directing all that anger into flash-freezing the Scourge’s enemies. He likes her fine for what she is and what she does, no real opinion either way.

Darion Mograine  - Kel’thuzad finds Darion amusing and also kind of vaguely bargain-bin Arthas in a thematic way. Like he doesn’t actually think that in that exact sense, but Scourge corrupting paladins into death knights is always a classic and he respects the classics.

Knows Darion is absolutely real pissed at the Scourge and ESPECIALLY at him. He 100% doesn’t give a shit.

Alexandros Mograine - Useful pawn. Probably felt kind of annoyed when Darion ruined things by saving his soul, but hey, Darion damned himself in exchange, so it’s not like he got nothing out of it.

Baron Rivendare -  An actual textual friend for Kel’thuzad?? And he knew him when they were both still alive?? Blizzard, you shouldn’t have! They don’t give me anything more than this though so I’m not giving them any more credit than that.

I think Kel may have just viewed him as a good target for manipulation at first (rich landowner, etc), but I do like to think he actually did come to see him as a friend in time which i guess confirms his preference for melee assholes. He seems to have a good head for strategy so it’s entirely possible they have the type of friendship that involves playing a lot of chess by mail and debating each other. Maybe a book club idk.

Kel’thuzad is probably pretty fond of him, which makes him one of the few people Kel would honestly say he could feel fondness for. He’s an old friend and surprisingly Kel still values that kind of thing despite saying he doesn’t.

Lady Blameaux, Thane Korth’azz, Sir Zeliek - Part of the Mograine Collection(tm). He recognises their power enough to have raised them as his elite guards and shackled them to servitude as long as he still like, exists, but I don’t think he thought about them or Mograine super hard except as tools for use.

Korth’azz i think is implied to be one of the Silver Hand, so he may have picked Korth’azz specifically as some sort of fucked up favor for Arthas (because corrupting more Silver Hand paladins is fun and Arthas would like it).

Sir Zeliek I almost think that Kel sees enough of either Sylvanas or who Arthas used to be in him that he left his mind pretty much intact on purpose and just forced him to obey commands. Of all the death knights he raised personally, I think Zeliek’s faith and power to command the Light despite being undead probably contributed to Kel’thuzad leaving him mostly-intact mentally partially out of spite and partially out of a professional interest to see how long it would take before his faith broke. Part petty bitch, part science experiment. Sorry, Zeliek.

[alyjojo]

The signs, to me:

Aries: The only, onlyyy sign they can get on my mfn nerves and it’s cool by tomorrow. I mean there was one that is possibly Satan himself, and Venus Aries nope I’m good, but besides that...9/10 it’s good. We can debate and still be friends, maybe even learn a thing, and mutually respect the others differences without it getting in the way of genuine friendship. Respect exists with Aries, big time, and I admire that. They’re also usually smart as hell, not time wasters or beat around the bush types...I admire that too.

Taurus: 9/10 love. It’s not me putting up with them so much as vice versa. Most I adore, those ones usually have a lot of Gemini somewhere bc otherwise they’re like “you crazy” and go...farm or something 😆 Still like em though, what’s not to? If they can get past my own crazy, and with men...their views which are often far too ugh...and the women sometimes stop when they can’t use me for something...rude...but when those things don’t play a role, there’s really no sign I have more in common with. Love em. Sun moon rising Venus mars idc. Mercury is a bit rough but mine is incompatible and I have to bend but it’s doable.

Gemini: I love Gemini, from a distance. Gemini is all about Gemini and their whole lives revolve around this fact. They’re giving...to get. They’re nice...for a reason. They’re smart and silly...with a plan. I’m not really about that. I love talking to them, they’re a breath of intellectual fresh air, they cheer me up and make my day often, just being themselves. Prefer women, because there’s less to suspect from them.

Cancer: 🙄, if that alone covered it...I just don’t care about what they care about. Like at all. Men I can get along with, casually or at work, women forget it. They’re manipulative and guilt trippy and I’m like a shield against that crap, it makes me not like them asap. I’m so blunt and save the game...they feel I’m insensitive because of it, I’m like try that shit elsewhere crazy. Aqua x cancer, just no. Now I’ve had many friends with Cancer moon...always turned out to be scheming little backstabbers. Just me? Maybe. I’m good tho 💯

My brother has cancer rising and he looks like a big cuddle bear & it makes him very sweet, especially with his family, I love the rising 💙

Leo: Love or hate, there is no middle. Depending greatly on their other signs, it’s like looking in a mirror (sister sign). Some are so full of shit I can’t stand it. The bossy thing, no. The demanding thing, no. The omg I need attention thing, hell no, gross 😆 Or I have 50 million friends ok but none of them actually know me and it’s all fake but it counts. No. When I find one I like I love them tho. Always the polar opposite in every way (makes sense), but as long as they see it and don’t mind, I don’t either and we take turns picking stuff lol. Usually women.

Virgo: 🤨...that could cover it. Whine whine whineee, have some cheese with the whine. Probably lactose intolerant. Probably have 50 bazillion “problems” they love to talk about. Probably 8/10 is in their head too. No sign I like working with better...at work. They’re dependable and good people. Prefer men. They make me feel secure, which I like, also probably the most boring sign out there, to me anyway. I’ve never hated one though, they’re not hate-able, I will and do tease the crap out of them. I seem to have a deep soft heart for older Virgo women...they are grandma. Any and all of them, 60ish and up, they have my heart, and usually love me too. They know what’s important, and they’re usually incredibly talented with words...listen up.

Libra: I guess I like them most, but I also see clear through their bullshit. They’re fake 8/10, it drives me insane, but when you get them up close & personal and they open up...I really really like them. Their stories, their more bubbly happy kind of personality, I like that they like people (bc I hate people 😆). When they pull their crap on me though it’s go time. Get real or fuckoff...they usually like that about me 💯

Scorpio: Ah my lifelong struggle right here. I respect them usually, but if anyone beats me in the wow you’re too fn mean department...winner winner. Mercury and it’s war time. Aquarius seems to be one of the only signs that will be like stfu and have a seat to them. Aries is the other. In this whole world, whether Venus or Sun or Moon or Mars even...not really rising that’s for show...there is no other sign that can be as genuine, deep, meaningful, real. Real is key, and they are. So you take the good with the fn mean 🤷‍♀️ I love the moon, it’s my favorite moon (opposite moon) ❤️

Sagittarius: Men, great. I’m never attracted to these (sun) guys 😆 They are the one sign that are completely platonic with me and I love it. They’re annoying as hell and they know and I’m used to the shenanigans. It’s my brother, and really I treat them all like family. Women are a bit catty and blunt but...so am I. My understanding with Sag runs deeper than most signs, I hear what they’re trying to say even when they sound unclear, and they’re the same with me. Most I’ve met are great ❤️ Moon tends to drive me crazy because they’re so convinced their “truth” is the only 🙄 Mars gets annoyed by the same things, bonding! Mercury is hilarious I love it. And Venus I love, but the joking bs is too much. It’s just not funny. Sad things aren’t funny, mean things too...like wtf. The song boys are so UGH, probably Sag Venus 😆

Capricorn: Sign I get along with most. Idk why, we are night and day. Maybe that’s why. I am the sun and they are the moon, or we switch, I don’t give a fk about people or what they think and OH DO they wow too much, but inside we are the same. We walk very similar paths. They (usually, moon dependent) place a lot of importance on work, and I place a lot of importance on home, and there lies our biggest difference. The minute they get condescending, I have to remind them just how much I won’t put up with the bs (not today bitch). Any placement. Every Cap placement is more difficult than the Sun imo. Venus speaks a separate language that is not verbal or emotionally clear 😓 But...9/10, my favorite sign.

Aquarius: Preachy af. With whatever is their thing. They know this, they’re hoping whoever they’re talking to is as passionate about whatever the topic is, as they are. If not they’ll just shut down. They say Aquarius is the most rare sun sign, and they’re a rare breed. If you are into the things they’re into, you’re golden. If they think you’re funny, same. They are distant & somewhat cold, detached and not available. Because when they finally are, it’s deep, and it’s forever. But...they can cut you off easily, it’s something they’ve grown accustomed to having to do. They mourn privately, and there’s a whole separate world going on inside of their heads. If you’re lucky enough to get inside of that, you’ve already got them. They like direct people. 7/10 bc my Taurus moon gets annoyed af with them and my own damn self regularly. Very tolerant & forgiving of differences (usually), that’s what everyone wants. Love Aquarius in every place it goes...Mars idk tho. Mars is weird and contrary, not that easy to get along with (do they even get along with themselves?)

Pisces: Love. Usually. Women more. Either way, if they’re full of Aries forget it. The intense Pisces formula with too much Aries makes an actual aggressive psycho imo, I’ve known a few, and I’m like swiftly PASS...or I’ll knock em dead 😆 Same goes for Aries with moon Pisces imo. That’s real crazy. Pisces full of Aqua are like soulmates, I adore them. Pisces full of Pisces are kinda depressing and often need me to be happy happy joy joy for them to feed off of...which is draining tbh...but they’re worth it. They are silly and childlike, genuine (love this), full of fun facts, great conversationalists and super fun to be around. 7/10 for draining factor (I need breaks). Moon & Venus I love ❤️

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* MUN STUFF.

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3 BASICS

1. my biggest peeve in the rp community is forcing headcanons. i’ve been attacked for not headcanoning something the same way the majority of the fandom did. basically; just let people do what they’re doing so long as they’re not hurting anyone or breaking a law. if you don’t like someone’s portrayal, just?? don’t pay attention???

2. i can’t not make puns or bad jokes. talking to me is pretty much open invitation to this.

3. I’m addicted to playing cards ag.ainst hum.anity, and boardga.me online. bonus if it’s ic.

EXPERIENCE

how’d you start: rping : man idr, i got into characters so much as a kid and later found out that i kind of rp’d back then. my step-brother roleplayed on some chat rooms and got me into fighting roleplay shenanigans, and eventually ( years later ) i joined gai.aonline and started getting into more solid muses. tumblr happened like three years ago. platforms you’ve used : some chat site that’s probably dead now, ga.ia, tumblr. worst experience : i'm not getting into it. i feel like i covered one of them pretty decently without getting too bitter earlier in this. short story; complete disrespect and assumptions resulting in anons telling someone to kill them self. best experience : FRIE N DS, HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THAT TOLERATE MY DUMB ASS.

MUSE PREFERENCES

original or canon: a couple years ago i would have said canon, but then sedel happened. so... both? favourite face : unde.rtaker. he will forever be and remain my favourite dude. and be.rg ka.tze from gatc.haman crowds tbh. least favorite face : THERE’S ONLY LOVE HERE. there’s too many. multi or single : single muse, multi-ship mirror friendly? : lol @ original character. but in terms of my other canon blog, ARMS OPEN TO CLONES HELLO FRIENDS

WRITING PREFERENCES

plots or memes : mostly memes, and some plot if someone is willing to put up with my lack of immediate creativity. best time to write : i’m so scattered. usually i’m online around 4-6pm est?? but i get dragged away at random intervals.  do you like your muse(s) : no he’s garbage with no redeeming qualities and smells like feet. YES I LOVE MY BABY WHAT THE FUCK how long (months/years?) : i’ve had him since ‘09 idk man female or male : male fluff, angst or smut : angst and smut are good but fluff is also good if closely followed by underlying angst. I’M HERE TO FEEL THINGS.