#idk how to tag stinky Pete

[badstargateimagines]

How different Stargate characters would react

If you were dating them and accidentally sent “[their name] kind of sucks tbh” to them instead of your best friend

Jack: “you too lol”

Sam: [screenshots it and sends it to Janet asking if it means anything, she and Janet compose a text together over the course of ten minutes] “I’m sorry you feel that way! Hope this helps ❤️”

Daniel: “excuse me?” [spends the next week brooding and yet saying he’s fine but he’s very obviously not fine, mentally going over everything he possibly could have done to make you think he sucks]

Teal’c: “I am not sucking anything at this moment. Perhaps you meant someone else.”

Janet: “New phone who dis?”

Jonas: “LMFAO you good?”

Vala: “literally hilarious bc that’s not an opinion that anyone could possibly hold about me ilysm 🥰🫶”

Cam: “????”

Hammond: “I don’t think you meant to send this to me”

Meybourne: “lol your kinda mom sucks”

Stinky Pete: “I cannot BELIEVE you would say this to me! After all I’ve done for you? This was OBVIOUSLY meant for your best friend, so obviously you’re talking about me behind my back which makes me question your loyalty. It’s pathetic that you’d throw out a nice guy like me for some loser who won’t treat you nearly as good as I have. Sorry, but I know my worth as a high value alpha male, so I don’t have to take this from you. Have a nice life bitch.” [proceeds to drunk text at least once a week for three years]