#idk how my brain works

[cyber-neptune]

This is so stupid yet im laughing

[i-can-not-art]

Who's your favorite oc?

EITHER THIS NERD OR HIS MOM

I’ve been failing to draw either as much as I want because I am so indecisive about every part of their designs, but I think of them a hell of a lot

[plethomacademia]

i doubt i am the first person to write kink porn to the fourth movement of tchaikovsky's symphony no. 5 but i would assume the number is low

[shslpunkartist99]

Pachinko: Y'wanna know a title for Xeno?

Keno: No

Pachinko: The Thrill Rider

Keno: I said no

Pachinko: Get it? Cuz they love dangerous men, which ends with them--

Keno: I'm gonna kill you before killing myself, I swear to fuck

[maggiecheungs]

Adolescence of Utena (1999) dir. Kunihiko Ikuhara || Syndromes and a Century (2006) dir. Apitchatpong Weersethakul

[drgnflyteabox]

Fem!reader x 141

Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)

Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments

You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service

The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them

Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it

Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out

It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating

The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes

The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline

Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing

You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...

[cuteweedybear]

i think men dont understand what their words do to me. (mentally)

[simstrouble]

📻

[deecotan]

anyway here's wavewave

[pompousspaniard]

In a constant state of superposition between "that you don't know what I'm doing doesn't mean I don't" and "how dare you assume I know what I'm on about"

[shroomerr]

omg kahl broflobster !?

[supd00dle]

​yeah he gets taller every time he copies data or something (or maybe it’s the heels)

Old Extrassss.

[orengejoshi]

Paperhatober Day 18: Space🪐

[itadooori]

s2 gihun with s1 characters PLEASE

wait i love this concept omfg

[metaphysical-human-being]

I wanna see an au where both twins get sucked into the portal. I wanna see the shack be abandoned for weeks on end. I want to see fiddleford go back trying to apologize or get an apology or something and see them missing. I want there to little to no fanfare. I want people to just assume them dead but fiddleford knows better. I want him to dedicate himself to getting them back and also hey he needs money and hey lets give tours or maybe just make gadgets? idk mystery and years go by and suddenly he gets a knock at his door and its two twins that are like idk 15? 16? who ran away to gravity falls to the last known location of their missing great uncles and want to help him and its a longshot but they do and

[nanstar200]

HI‼️‼️

MORE FNAF/SPAMTON!!! LOVE U GUYS 🫶🫶