#idk he truly hates chain restaurants!! he's a local haunt + family-owned hole-in-the-wall kind of guy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

talentforlying · 1 year ago

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@thicketville: meta: write me a three page essay on what john would get at subway, and if it would give him food poisoning or not. — META TOPICS

THIS IS SO FUNNY ACTUALLY frankly i don't think he'd go to subway if his life depended on it, he would say that he never trusts thinly sliced meats from a corporate chain. which is bold as hell of him when he has eaten far worse from far more dubious places.

but if he has no other choice, then he's getting a foot-long toasted philly steak sub sandwich, trying to eat it in one sitting, failing miserably, and breaking up the rest to shove into his coat pockets for later. it's given him heartburn before, but not food poisoning (so far), and he experiences a new personal low whenever someone he knows catches him nibbling on a quarter of a cold subway sandwich from his pocket.

#thicketville #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.#pocket sandwich ass. rizzo coding strikes again #idk he truly hates chain restaurants!! he's a local haunt + family-owned hole-in-the-wall kind of guy #like he's not picky about what he's putting in his body but he's picky about where it comes from #he's had decades to cultivate his favorite spots too so he doesn't really need to go to chains unless he's traveling & has no other options #he SUFFERS when he's in the midwest. sometimes all you've got at 3am is a wendy's or an A&Ws and you WILL like it #he also likes to eat out when he can (lmao) he likes to be surrounded by people and local color #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

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