#idk exactly what the joke is but its funny that youre wearing a pink collar. you know what i mean
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my beloved former roommate: I bet john maynard keynes showed his wife a lot of graphs about their relationship
me: yes I bet he did !! :-)
him: and I bet his wife only cheated on him several times
me: well sure but john maynard keynes wasnt as cute as I am. like was he wearing a pink collar. probably not
#i have this cute pink collar with chains and the ring in the front is shaped like a heart its soo cute#earlier in the night i was talking about my temporary starbucks store and i was like etc they all suck im the best etc etc#and i was talking abt drive through times and deployment mistakes and hes like#idk exactly what the joke is but its funny that youre wearing a pink collar. you know what i mean#i do know what he meant and i always think this
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