#idk enough about religion to actually have any more theories lmaoooo

[assiraphales]

I’m committed (for funsies) to the ‘crowley is lucifer’ theory because the evidence is lowkey convincing (lucifer is the light bringer and crowley created the stars, he loved humanity too much, he was the one to tempt eve, he’s was a high ranking angel AND a high ranking demon who got all the big jobs like the flood, job, jesus, someone said he signed his name last season with an L) BUT I would also like to consider that there may be more to aziraphale than we know. because he was there at the beginning of the galaxy with crowley. he also got all those big jobs. he held audience with the archangels for his entire career and asked questions/was allowed a bookstore/stopped armageddon and wasn’t punished more than getting fired. the miracle he and crowley performed set off alarms. metatron is trying to manipulate him & his power for the second coming. something is up!!!