#idk dude im not on costuming tumblr just. stop it. i hate that im writing 'listen up tumblypoos' posts but like

[heartyearning]

sick and tired of seeing people use zip ties for boning. listen to me i am a costume designer stop using plastic which does not hold your shape (the whole point of boning) you do not need to buy proper coiled boning or anything: go to a hardware store and find flat metal tension spring (google tells me that's what it's called, unfortunately i also don't know what its used for in hardware store related things so i cant describe it if that isnt the correct translation, soz) you can get a roll of 15m x 4mm tension spring for about 15 euros where i live and then you just have to cut it with metal shears (you can use a regular cutting pliers probably but if you have metal shears you will be happier) then either file down the edges a bit if you're genuinely gonna wear it a lot, or you just wind some tape around the edges to make sure putting them in the channels isn't gonna rip your fabric and anyway now you have an actually functional boned garment. go to a hardware store and show them this pic btw:

^ this is what you want. also bc this is 4mm wide around stress points like closures you want to make 2 channels right alongside each other and put in 2 pieces of tension spring for stability

[softcarebears]

UPDATE TIME POOK

27. bbsf didn’t go w/ deja either. idk why he lied tho

28. i finally meet deja, she like instantly complements me

29. couple hours later bbsf ends up coming up to me and my friends and uh oh deja, despite having liked him for the past 2 weeks, no longer likes him

30. now me and bbsf r constantly hanging out w/ our other friends, zim, berry and five (who i probably should’ve mentioned earlier hated me bc she liked bbsf but she got over it pretty soon after realizing she was a lesbian)

31. seats r finally changed in avid, i sit in front of flor’s twin sister fawn, w/ flor sitting right be side her

32. i end up becoming friends w/ the twins and me, flor and bbsf all work together in a group project

33. we’re spilt into groups for smth called tutorial in avid, i’m w/ bbsf, fawn, turtle (aka a’s bf and the dude who’s been trying to get me and bbsf together for 2 years), drop and tee

34. turtle further tries to get us together 

35. bbsf gets strep and i end up giving him advice in the gc, cuz u know, little sis of a nurse

36. pinkie leaves the gc

37. smiley has a party at her house, inviting me, violet, june and new comers rose and star

38. violet and june tell me that pinkie hasn’t shut up abt me in months 

39. rose tells me that only the under class men who knew us were the only ones who didn’t think that me and bbsf were dating

40. start of hoco week

SHE'S BACK OMGGGG WE CHEEREDDD!!!!WOOHOOO👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

hmm...deja "compliments you when you meet her" for the first time plus THEN STOPS LIKING BBSF HMM...why can i sense a crush development....I CAN SMELL SOME HOT PIPING SAPPHIC TEA STIRRINGGG and im here for it!!

or maybe i just read too many books and fanfics i'm hella delulu chile lol

or maybe she realised you were the perfect match for bbsf or smth and that she does not stand a chance...or she got a crush on you...barbie said everything was possible so i don't know either fam

why everyone in this story either is in love with bbsf or you or is gay or turns out gay...???

TURTLE IS A MAN OF CULTURE🔥AND HE DESERVES THE BIGGEST SMOOCH OH THE LIPS !!😘

pinkie OUTTTTT!!! she does not deserve to debut with that fugly attitude of hers (lmfao kpop stan core🤗) + her talking about you for months its giving...envious....its giving..."wish i were heather" by conan gray...its giving she hates you but her pinterest board is filled with pics of you lol

what are you wearing for hoco queeen??! ALSO U NEVER SENT ME A PIC OF YOUR DAPHNE COSTUME💔

i'm writing this ask while im supposed to be revising lol i have my english lit paper two tomorrow wish me luck my queenussy...i finish exams next monday hoof i just want this shit to be OVER WITH OMG!...i miss the blue skies,the sounds of birds chirping and the grass😔

also i'm currently in an online SITUATIONSHIP WITH A MOOT i did here on tumblr 3 yrs ago okay BYEEE HAHA HAHA LMFAO😭

me core...

he did not text me at all today...🙁

do i give af?

no

(i absolutely do....)

[raequaza]

Hello. It is I. The ask anon. You know by now what im gonna say. The whole 91, my dude! The good ol whole 91!

Oh dear ask anon, I wish I knew who you were XD you give me such entertainment from these!!

Answers under the cut because this is a general SFW blog XD

NSFW ASKS ahead! Don’t read if ya really don’t wanna know

1:When did you lose your virginity?

Erm I guess that depends on your definition of virginity. If you mean when was the first time I had anything inside me (toys) then that was like college? So 4 years ago? If you mean when I let someone else touch me in a sexual manner (fingers), then last year?(And if you mean been fucked by someone, toys or dick, then negative)

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

I’m a sensual person, so I do like it soft, but I don’t think I’d be opposed to some rough sex either. 

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

I don’t really know if I’d call it a fetish or a kink, but I do find male ejaculation quite fascinating. 

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Nah, I’m pretty vanilla. Couches or beds. Nothing special

5: Favourite sex position?

I don’t really have one...I guess whatever position hits all the right spots the best XD

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Dominant.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Negative

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Preferable to beds for comfort. I have a shitty back XD

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Nooo. Touched/been touched in sexual manner in a public space, but if didn’t go further than a touch.

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Ah yeah probs. But like as a child, as weird as that sounds. Freud was onto something with his psychosexual stages, so I think most children have touched themselves and realized it felt good without really realizing they were masturbating XD

But as far as masturbating as a teen/adult, then nope!

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Ooh I mean 99% of all my underwear is sexy. But I really love my black and red pairs. Especially the new pair of red and black panties I got with the peek-a-boo back ;)

12: How often do you have sex?

Noooot often. 

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

yes.  NOPE

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Giving. Absolutely giving.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

I don’t think I have anything really embarrassing. I’m not often embarrassed in the moment.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Uuuh idk Fantasy by Mystery Skulls? Works for both I suppose

Talk like That by The Presets

Maybe S&M by Rhianna or Bruises and Bitemarks by Good with Grenades

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Forevermore by Broken Iris

Find a way by Safetysuit maybe?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Not really in a costume/roleplay kinda way, but anything sexy as in clothes or lingerie, absolutely

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

SHOWER. Defs my kink

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

HahahahahahahamycrushHahahahahahahaha

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Erm, hard to say. I’d never join a couple who wanted to have a threesome, but if i was in a relationship and both my partner and I agreed, maybe??

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

Have. Used.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

You bet!

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

Which one!? I have 4 XD But being specific for my bestest best friend, nah. I love her to death but like family, you know?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Clean up. Cuddle a bit

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Hmm I guess just being with the person I like in that way? Having someone tell me what they want me to do to them is nice too

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

I’m a late night person in general, soooo. Though theres something wrong with morning sex

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Always been a sucker for people’s eyes. They express so much.

But I guess hands as well

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

See above. Its the same

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

Nothing really. Even my toys aren’t really all that hidden. If people are snooping through my shit they best be prepared for that they might find

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Nah nothing weird.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Indeed. I think most people have? Human beings are inherently curious creatures

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

Maybe if I’m in a relationship with a dude and we talked about it. But generally I don’t have to worry about that because women XD

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

NOOOOPE. I do not include food (or kitchens) in my sex adventures. I am a chef, and I just can’t bring myself to mix work and sex

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

AT WORK.

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

God yes. Super hot, and it lets me know I’m doing good.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

Um...I guess if you’re making yourself raw from fapping, then you should stop. 

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

Not a verbal one but just getting my partner off so good that they can’t function or speak for a few moments is awesome XD

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Soft kisses I suppose? Light touches

40: What do you wear to bed?

Depends on the weather or my health. I generally wear nightgowns (not sexy ones) all year round. But if its too cold then I have flannel pants. Right now I’m sick so I’ve got a thick shirt, flannel pants, socks, and a flannel blue plaid overshirt

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Uhh see above for psychosexual stages, so probably 4? But as an actual act that I acknowledged I was doing, I think 14 or 15.

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Nooooo. I hate all pictures and videos of myself, so I definitely don’t keep em.

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Again, see above for touching in public spaces, but never had sex outside.

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

See above. But in general no

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Didn’t I already answer this question?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Bahaha I slim lotion bottle

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Have seen both. Porn doesn’t do much for me though. Gay porn watching has pretty well all been for research for writing purposes XD

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

Giving is great, but receiving I’m still on the fence about.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

I like tattoos on anyone, interest or not. Tattoos are neat

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I’d feel happy I suppose? That someone trusts me enough to want to do that with me.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

All of them...

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Pornstart

53: Do you watch porn?

I have watched porn but again it’s generally for research when I’m writing XD

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Yes, and because people are mean. 

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

In my own home, sure. Outside of my house, no.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Been there, done that. Not a big deal. General preference for shaving but hey to each their own. 

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Nah

58: Booty or Boobs?

Oooh booty I think.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

No

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Omg hahaha. I would absolutely masturbate, walk around at night alone (yay more safe), and um...yeah that’s pretty much it XD

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Mhm I have

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Yeeeah

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

Well I don’t have a penis, so no XD

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Depends on time and place mostly. Usually just fingers. I never get myself off because I get bored really quick but thats ok.

65. What is your bra/penis size?

34 DD

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

See above for lotion bottle

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

idk last week or something?

68. When was the last time you had sex?

A while

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

month ago??

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

First toy I bought...I think was my warming vibe? Last one I bought was a rabbit

71. Guys:Circumsized?

N/A

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My waist I think? 

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Well, my vagina XD I don’t have a lot of feeling in my boobs

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

Fuuuuck no.

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Haha I have yeah. Twas something along these lines though.

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Couple days ago? 

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

I never remember my dreams

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

See question 20

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Nah not really. I gotta be really into a person to wanna have sex with them.

80. Favorite sexual position?

I answered this i’m pretty sure

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

No

82. Are you into any BDSM?

I mean I think a little light bondage play would be fun (me tying them up, not the other way around) but that’s about it XD

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Yes. Because it was not an option to me.

84. Do you like dirty talk?

Uh yeah, it can be fun

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

I’m quiet

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Hahaha sort of? Had to take some time to readjust after knocking one of my ex’s figures over off her headboard. We were laughing pretty hard XD 

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Whatever porn I need for what I’m writing.

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Not someone I wasn’t in a sexual relationship with

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Nah

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

I think I answered this one too. It’s a no

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Nooooooo...................