#idk I'm really trying to capture a very specific feeling but I kinda forgot what it felt like halfway through

[choking-porcelain]

Her Favourite

incest and plushification ig?

Idk I'm scared of Tumblr taking but blog down and I don't get how tags work but yeah.

Your favourite beloved plushie who you’ve grown up with for your whole childhood, who you’ve always seen as a big sister, plushie girl who’s been your only real companion for your whole life, plushie girl who you start to fall in love with.

Plushie girl who you wake up to struggling to get you up for work with a strained wiggle. Plushie girl who lets you cry into her soft stomach in joy as you realize you finally have someone to love you. Plushie girl who’s come to life to save you. To help you piece your life back together. Plushie girl who accidentally makes you late for work (again) because you’re so overjoyed.

Plushie girl who starts to notice a pattern. Another day late, another customer upset, it’s starting to look like you might get fired again. She tries to encourage you to keep going, but she can see how much it takes out of you. She sees how much it’s hurting you to keep going, to keep pushing beyond your limits. She can’t let you keep this up. She’s your big sister after all.

She starts helping you get basic things done. Your sister starts cooking meals for you, so you don’t have to worry about it when you get up and when you get home. She’s just happy that you finally seem to be feeling a little better. Still the same grind, but at least it’s you have something to look forward to.

Your big sister can do better though. She takes up cleaning, and day by day, your apartment is just a little more spacious, a little more comfortable, a little more yours. The both of you. You don’t have to worry about all of that anymore, you have a big sister to take care of you now. You can just focus on doing that -horrid- job of yours. She does all she can, but she’s still mostly a plushie, confined to this apartment of yours, and her heart still breaks watching you come home exhausted everyday, even if your expression brightens after seeing her.

I mean, honestly, she seems to understand the jist of the job, all the chats you’ve had where you complain and eventually have to explain a little more detail about your field to help convey your meaning. She even helps you with certain tasks when you’re allowed to do them at home. Honestly she could probably do your job better than you could…

Who needs humanity?

You sit on the bed as you watch your big sister get dressed for her first day at work. You’re not really sure how this all works exactly, it’s not like you swapped bodies or anything, you’re still in what is -loosely- your body, and she’s in what is-

Fuck, has she always looked so good in a suit? The way it hugs her hips and thighs, the way the collar frames her neck…

No no no bad plushie. She already does so much for you. It would be rude to ask for so much more, especially something so perverted! Then again, she seemed ecstatic at the opportunity to take your job, and humanity, you guess, if it meant making her sweet little sister happier. Maybe when she gets back…

It’s been a few weeks since you first asked. She was a little hesitant at first, said you didn’t need to do anything for your big sis, but after you made it *very* clear that you wanted this, she agreed. She’s been building a new part for you for the past week or so. You can still feel the blade fresh in your mind, and she opened you up just last night, always attending to your pained gasps, being careful to not let any stuffing fall out. The strange shifting feeling as her fingers pushed you aside to make way for the new attachment. The tingling of the needle going in and out and her fingers pinching your fabric to the new toy. The feeling of unity as the final stitch was tied off and the new pussy was accepted into your being. Just a few hours until she comes home.

Plushie girl who sits on the bed, who’s been waiting patiently for you to get home. Plushie girl who’s voicebox lets out a pained whimper as you slowly strip your uniform off. Another button, another soft squeak. You’re undoing her buttons now; not really sure why, but the fabric underneath does feel nicer under your roaming fingers. Plushie girl who sits, helpless, as you squeeze each and every part of it, feeling the way each touch sinks in. Plushie girl who watches in rapt anticipation as you slide your panties out, gently coaxing your massive length out. You line it up and it moans when your tip brushes its opening. Plushie girl who shudders in pleasure as you slide it in. “That’s a good little sister; take it all for me.” You’re not even halfway in yet. Maybe you were a little too self indulgent when you made her a fleshlight, taking a few inches off so she couldn’t fit all of you without stretching out. Maybe not, seeing the way she gasped and wriggled under you as you shoved through her. “Good little plush. That’s actually all of it!” you swear with a giggle. She’s a little preoccupied with the literal rearranging of her being it seems. Shame. Not like it matters. You’ve still got a few hours left in you after all. Plushie girl who finally has a real purpose: giving her big sister a place to relieve her stress after work.

Plushie with a heap of new parts. Vibrating little hearts that beat when squeezed, little packets that warm up, new fabrics, better padding… it’s a shame the voicebox had to be replaced with a smaller one, but it can still moan.

A big sister’s favourite plushie. After all, the new vibrators she added have been

really good at helping her take some stress out.

[jq37]

OH MAN THAT NEW EP. Lou's nat 20. I'M DYING. What do you think is going to happen next week based on the trailer

That nat 20 was peak Fabian and peak D&D. Sometimes crap just lines up and it’s awesome. 

Anyway, to summarize the promo:

The bad kids seem to be under arrest for the murder of Johnny Spells (which is a thing they def did)

Fig has mommy issues maybe

Bill Seacaster yells at Fabian

Someone is shooting at cops

Riz invites his mom to prom

Siobhan asks if she can cast detect thoughts on herself

Everyone’s phones start pinging 

My guess is them being under arrest has to do with whoever was threatening them at the end of the episode trying to get them out of the way, because they seem to be the person who knows what’s really going on here.  (Sidenote, Adaine’s parents are out of the country by now, right? So threatening to burn down the empty house of her family that she hates isn’t much of a threat).

The mommy issues comment makes me feel like either the other shoe is gonna drop re: where the hell Sandra-Lynn is or Fig is just gonna be back on her flirting with full adults nonsense.

Maybe Bill is yelling at Fabian upon bailing him out of jail? Because a good pirate wouldn’t have just surrendered like Fabian does along w/ the rest of the group in the promo. I’m also not surprised he’s in the promo because he has to be in the ep to tie up the loose ends about KVX bank and whatever’s happening there.

I don’t think Brennan was speaking in his Cubby dad voice but man I hope it’s him shooting up the cops. 

PROM! I knew it! I knew a prom finale was inevitable! More on that later. Also, why do I feel like we’re gonna get some capture the crown battle mechanics? 

Siobhan asking to cast detect thoughts on herself is what threw me the most for a loop. My three best guesses are (1) It has to do w/ the people stuck in her jacket (which is such a weird side thing that’s currently happening), (2) she also has patches of her memory cut out like Biz does and she’s trying to find a way to circumvent that, or (3) she suspects that she’s being possessed or something and she’s trying to check.

And everyone's’ phones going off probably just means another threat from whoever’s threatening them. BUT that scene could also be happening during prom and when he says everyone he means the whole student body so that could be a signal of some major wildness.

So, we’re heading for a prom finale. That seems clear now. It also seems like the gang is about to get arrested. So a couple of things:

Where are we in the timeline? I know we time jumped but I didn’t think we were late enough for prom yet. If we’re not, then I guess there could be a further time jump between getting arrested and being out in time for prom, but let’s just assume it’s prom time now. 

If it is prom time, that means either they get arrested and get bailed out the same day basically, or they just freaking break out of jail to stop whatever’s happening. I think option B seems pretty likely considering the shootout scene in the promo. So it’s possible they get arrested, bust out, Riz finds his mom and is like, “Let’s do this.”

Last episode, Brennan made Emily say a very specific line while possessed. He wrote it out and she had to do it verbatim. That’s the only time he’s done that so I feel like it has to be significant, right? If it was just for comedic effect, he wouldn’t have used a line from the first episode. 

Not that I know what that means. Like, was Mr. Gibbons a big bad? Was he possessed by a big bad? And, like, I’m sure Brennan didn’t plan for 2 characters to die in the first fight so I’m sure he didn’t plan for Mr. Gibbons to die then either. So where was he supposed to fit in? Was he supposed to be evil but manipulate people in his role as guidance counselor? But he didn’t actually go to hell, remember? He went to orc heaven which indicates that he’s not a bad guy. But that was still his line. Was he under the influence of someone/thing when he said it? Who the hell knows?

At this point, I think all roads lead back to Penelope. She seems to be the only person with connections to all the disparate bad things going on (except maybe the Harvestmen stuff, which may or may not have been a red herring). But what exactly is going on?

Honestly, I don’t think Emily was super far off with her eternal prom queen theory. Like, it’s off the wall but wouldn’t it sort of make sense? Wouldn’t it make sense that the main villain of this kind of campaign would be a crazy high school kid who agreed to help some ultimate evil with their evil plan in exchange for being prom queen of the world?

Or I guess Kal Vaxis literally could have turned himself into a baby to enact this evil plan in a form no one would expect, but that’s literally the last 25 minutes of Sky High so it’s not *That* crazy, OK?

And it would make sense for it to be her too, right? Because she was one of the first NPCs we met so it would be full circle. And what was she doing when we met her? Campaigning for the reinstatement of prom king/queen. So the set up is there.

Oh, my crazier theory is that Kal Vaxis needs royalty of some sort to break a curse or cast a spell and because of the way it’s written, technically prom royalty counts which is why the team up with Penelope. That’s based on nothing other than what I might write if I were Brennan. 

We pretty much know for sure Biz was a pawn and, despite her coming up again, Aelwen seems to be to. Whatever she did, I’m sure it was at Penelope’s behest. She talks a big game, but the fact that she was hanging out w/ the Hudol nerds and Penelope even though she talks about Aguefort like it’s beneath her makes me feel like she’s actually be pretty easily swayed. 

I’m looking at the wiki now and it says Penelope was upset when Sam disappeared but I don’t remember the context of that. Like, was it in public so she had to act upset? Was that not something she agreed to like she was down but her friends were supposed to be off limits?

What was the point of trapping the girls? Like, we know Biz probably wanted to do it for a creepy reason, but why did the other person want them hidden beyond divination? And, assuming Biz wasn’t lying, what good are just the downloads of the girls since they apparently went back to their bodies? And where exactly are their physical bodies? Will they just bust out of the palimpsests they’re in like Riz did? We know the cops have the one with Ostentasia in it, but where are the rest of them?

They’re all Penelope’s friends so maybe she wanted them for like her court or something? Idk man.

It could also be for some classic virgin blood spell kinda thing. Very traditional.

Anyway, that’s what I got for now. Lemme know if I forgot to touch on something.

Also every time I try and type the name of any Abernant, my computer shakes its head at me and does a red squiggle and it’s like, yeah I know computer but it is what it is.