#idiotshit

[crippled-peeper]

I deleted the post about that idiotshit screaming at everyone that we secretly all have cops in our heads because I’m sick and fucking tired of dealing with their braindead pals in my inbox. If shrieking as loud as possible at paralyzed transgenders actually ended police brutality they’d make it illegal btw. you’re a fucking dumbass if you think victim blaming paralyzed ppl for police brutality against them is “leftist” or “liberationist”

[the-firebird69]

but minority morock ahve to they say as it does not come out that good if they dont are recognizable. and they are gross too but they would not have to had it not been for the macs. and seek them and yeh are rebels.

Hera and be careful Zues ok ok i will Zues hahah Hera

and a line she laughs lol

Olympus

and i smile they hate you the bugs. and macs lol. and are at it and we hate them both lol.

now we see it now tehy race there tons. were and now tons more. and at tehm their bunkers out of the way psuedo empire or you go and wont budge lol and some do ok. and run too only to return

take ships out and takemore ships. tons. and this we need fuel and dont have it and need those bases abcak and taket hem shortly tons of them. and need it all and proceed and will hold them use them as bases buiild more and large large huge. nwo too.

and tons say it we dnt need snow lol hahah and funhy no tommy f out soon true too he is hit a lot here by anyone.

and he is beaten for todays idiotshit.

and a huge war now and tons go north. teh souther 1000 empting and yes below 1.5 of the total populace now and ok one out of one hundred. are hunted. now too.

and up to the congo and soon amazon its about ten percent in the east and 15 west. and soon half or less. tons are up and for real and i t is early he says. true too. but they go. and ok dont that much but move yes. they are smaller though the souther one thousand is really about ten percent and no not good odds one out of ten. and incldues all morlock. the psudeo bases down they wil war and vs clones and will all die. shortly too. from the jungles to tip psuedo bunkers are at 40% and 20% operational level. and the brazil area and sahara bout the same no the east they are at 40% and about 25% and now they strike in the west and it is slower but for th enorth and the run there the rest are about 50% and 30%

but the tundra falls half out and morock hold it and have a strategy. and do the work. and now in main nh vt upper midest and western north america canada they assualt now rip them apart no assault. and the bunkers there are 40% an 20% . we hit garth and brad shorlty. now too. hit with equipment radiation lol are dumb so we will. and the posudeo empire is not small ad does not fall that esily. and fifght hard.

and are smaller in areas. and this wil shirink them significantly. twenty percent in africa and same for south america were fifty. and all of htem and now they fight the psuedo empire. and they are strting to see it need him. and are nt empire. and they get along most dont.

-int he north the morlock flow up and over the psuedo empire and the line falls. and no it is not that good as they had us say. no. bunkers are at 30% and 10% and and are out in many areas yes. russia the whole middle now the east falls is mac. mac pulled out bout forty percent and ten mmore now and tons will flee need them to he says. out now and go and move and to fuel depots needed now let them die macs eat them up see. and ok we do father they say.

-now this works and for us mac -

we do it now

justin

now

mike t

all of them too

daniel and they flow up and in so what. we see it too are mulcehd fast

and we die so we nee it now

bja

good

mac

and you should not poush us mac

bja

ok

mac

and he does and not tons but it will. and move south now tons no.

and more thogh we hear it too large we die only let them die. europe holds but will fall northern europe falls

and uppper midwest canada will fall are at ten percent and less operationally. and small and out soon. and they flow by. are mean and hateful hate empire and them for it . needed thier ownt hcange them and move do work no. and hit. and out. fags. andneed the fleet but sh no good they have ohter ships. and the empire ships trheeatne her and we hti and soon out and it is 1.5 b and less i mmets and we hit and take them and we moved in. and in her honor now

too

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues and than you Zues Hera

[toxicpompeii]

i say shiny too much and milkshake not enough this is an Issue

[fukette]

Lifehacks On Living The Best Life (And Being Dumb As All Fuck)

Today, I was on the verge of tears when I realized that I had eaten the last of the Honey Maid Cinnamon Graham Crackers a few days ago. I was close to tears a few minutes later, but now out of relief, when I saw that my cat, Catty Mayonnaise, had stolen a pack and hidden it behind her litter box. Before you ask, I have no regrets about consuming the crackers because one, it was packaged and safe from all the kitty poop, and secondly, it was fucking Honey Maid. I'm not about to toss that shit aside because it spent an indeterminable amount of time next to what was, essentially, someone's toilet. This anecdote illustrates that what I lack in personal standards, I more than make up for in self-awareness. And right now my spidey sense is telling me that I might be dumb as all fuck.

That's no hyperbole. I literally mean all of the fucks in existence.

It doesn't mean I can't enjoy life, though. Quite the contrary, my mental deficiency means I can walk through each day unencumbered with existential neurosis or the troubles of the world around me. My concerns are exclusively limited to food, fucking, and getting caught up on past episodes of Criminal Minds. Anything outside of that tends to get relegated to the "Fuck All" file cabinet gathering dust in my head and stay there. Being the benevolent man I am thugh, I figure why should I be the only one to enjoy an existence of simple pleasures like "My fork is cold. Should I warm it up in this electrical outlet?" or "Condoms? No thank you; I'd rather live in a townhouse." So here's my extensively researched guide on how to live the best life with an IQ that can be measured with Legos:

People that tell you to wipe your ass after every bowel movement are all liars. Work smarter not harder. All you need is a generous spritzing of Axe Body Spray and a nonchalant demeanor that says "No, my asshole does not feel like the surface of a thousand burning suns."

Police cannot legally arrest you if you loudly sing Bad and Boujee while they read you your Miranda Rights. (To be honest, if they fail with the Miranda Rights, I'm not sure what to do if they decide to pivot to either the Carrie, Samantha, or Charlotte Rights.)

Nigerian Royalty Requesting Your Personal Financial Information + You Refusing Said Request = Racism

If your going to make mobile versions of porn sites then maybe you shouldn't act so self-righteous when you see someone masturbating on public transportation.

Property Brothers. I fucks with this show.

Instead of wasting money on flavored/obnoxiously scented condoms, save yourself some time and just purchase a 3 Musketeers bar (preferably mint flavor, but that's just my opinion.) and repurpose the wrapper. It's a level of recycling most people never think of so, yeah, you're welcome.

Sitting motionless in a windowless van while parked outside of an elementary school is only frowned upon if the van appears unfriendly to the children. Try placing kid-friendly decals on the vehicle like "free candy," "delicious ice-cream," or "snitches get stitches."

That cute girl you were chatting with while waiting in line at the coffee shop just gave you her number so, obviously, now's a great time for an unsolicited dick pic.

I don't care if she loves you unconditionally and provides you with invaluable companionship. If she doesn't get down with Lil Uzi Vert, then tell that trick to kick rocks.

Sure you COULD go to a doctor to see about that growth on your genitals OR, and listen to me here, you could just pretend it's not there and keep it moving. I mean, it's the same strategy I use when someone farts around me and, what do you know, soon enough the smell disappears completely. Foolproof.

Stay away from ingesting too much water. Fish shit in it.

Guns don't kill people. People who want to kill people with frightening efficiency kill people...with the use of guns.

Watching porn is a great way to learn what is typically expected during sex. Rubbing the vagina like a coked out DJ, liberal use of spit, seemingly uncomfortable instances of reverse cowgirl, and, of course, matching the 15 minutes of fellatio she gave you with 30 seconds of half-hearted oral reciprocation is all that normal people do. Anything else will just result in your partner silently judging your abilities and, by extension, your worth as a person.

Don't be a follower. Break away from the pack and do something remarkably original at least once in your lifetime. Get a Boost Mobile phone.

Is flame retarded offensive to both the mentally handicapped and ay people? If so, then I think a sternly worded the Hanes underwear department is in order.

[gondwana]

fuckin..goddamn...idiotshit...fuckin...STEVEN king goddamn child orgy motherfucking oh no child orgy steven king clown book clown movie

[rame-kinishinaide]

#idiotshit #hairflipback laugh at me nshit v(-_-)v I did lmfao

[eddiecleverhand]

Look Ma!#fixie #nohands #idiotshit #dangerous #brooklyn #streetsofny #tgif #lovelife #havingfun #bianchi #pista #franklinave

[crippled-peeper]

Healthcare and prescription medication and therapy is unacceptably inaccessible in this country considering how many idiotshit politicians blame mass shootings on “Mental illness”

[crippled-peeper]

when they make our existence a crime in this state and they haul my insane deformed transgender ass to a judge this actual child will still be calling me a cop because I don’t like their idiotshit friend

being called a cop online by an 18 year old screaming lil baby asschild when cops have caused you so much physical ans mental trauma and your PTSD and you can’t even defend yourself because you have a fucking spinal cord injury and you’re bipolar and an American and have been put in hospitals by them and restrained and threatened is genuinely the most enraging goddamn thing anyone’s ever fucking said to me. I hope you are proud of yourself anon you disgusting asshole

[rame-kinishinaide]

Thots be like #lmfao #idiotshit