#idfk it came to me in a dream or whatnot

[zkretchy]

Hope you like thrill rides

Aka after both the mine cart sections&the final boat ride....my mind went to rollercoaster? The game sure feels like it at times and I love it

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[weirdsht]

Creterion . Cassiopeia - SAGAU

a/n: I tried writing something longer but I only managed to do one and a half pages. Also tried writing dialogues but idfk how that went. If anyone has any critique pls just say so I think I need it. Also I'm trying to sort out my blog, it's so messy so I'm gonna focus on that first but my inbox will still be open.

Warnings: hints of kidnapping, hints of yandere (let me know if there’s anything I should add here)

English isn’t my first language so there will be grammatical errors

Pls don't repost my work anywhere without my permission

Any form of interaction toward the post is appreciated <333

This is a series but it can be read as a stand alone

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It’s weird waking up in an unfamiliar place when you’re so sure you slept in your room the night before. It’s also pretty weird that the room seems to be filled with luxuries. The weirdest part were the people surrounding you, as if watching your every breath. Doesn’t help the fact that said people were just supposed to be fictional characters of the game you play.

You pinched yourself making sure that you aren’t dreaming. This action caused them to be alert. “Be careful, your grace, you mustn't hurt yourself.” thoughts of this whole thing being a dream or a prank was thrown out of the window when you heard Zhongli’s voice. “What’s happening? Why am I here?” After you bombarded them with questions the Vaga Mundo and the Chief Alchemist proceed to usher everyone out of the room. They knew this would happen and were fully prepared for your questions or whatever reaction you may have.

The information spilling from their lips was too much for you. It’s hard to believe that this whole world was real and it was created just for you. “We thought that you being here would finally fulfill this world’s purpose” Albedo told you while they were explaining. This doesn't make sense. Why was it made for you? Didn’t Mihoyo create the game? There’s so many questions you wanted to ask but you figured you needed some time to process everything first. “Your grace we know that this is too much. We beg your forgiveness for this abrupt setting, so if you have any more questions feel free to ask any of us.” Zhongli finished the explanation.

Zhongli and Albedo patiently waited for you to think things through a bit. “I need some time to think about this whole thing. Please take care of me while I’m doing so.” It wasn’t like you had anything going on for you in your original world anyway so you decided to give it a try. Plus the blonde mentioned that he also brought some of your things when he ‘came to take you home’. You definitely need to go through that bag later to make sure Albedo brought the right chargers for the right gadgets.

“Of course, your safety and comfort will always be our priority”

Living in Teyvat is fun. Your days are mostly filled with leisure, they surprisingly let you do what you want. Of course there are some boundaries and conditions like you need someone to escort you and whatnot but you understand.

Trees are swaying, the wind is gentle, birds are singing, Teyvat is just so happy. At first you thought you were imagining things, or that you were getting used to things. After all, everything is so much more different when you see it with your own eyes compared to when you were looking at the world through a screen. The anemo archon and a wandering bard confirmed your suspicions though, Teyvat is indeed happy. All of that was because of you, because you are finally home safe and sound in their care. The world just can’t stop rejoicing.

Despite everything though, it’s hard getting used to some of the things in your new life, Like how many people are asking for your attention, just a mere glance from you will make their whole week. The riches they lavish and bathe you in is also shocking. “This is nothing, we just want to give you what you deserve, which is the best of the best!” Paimon reassures you when you ask while Traveler makes a side comment about how Paimon didn’t contribute anything.

Acolytes, that’s what they refer to the people who are in direct contact with you. You found out about this when you were ‘adventuring’, a very kind way to describe fish blasting, in the outskirts of Mondstadt with Klee.

You’d admit that your so-called acolytes can be overbearing at times, especially some of the archons. Sure they let you do almost everything you want, but it always has conditions that you have to meet. They also take care of everything, like literally everything. The things they do makes you feel incompetent and infantilized sometimes but you try to understand them. You get where they are coming from and they really do have your best interest in mind but sometimes you just miss doing some of the things you do back home without restraints.

Overall you find it fun. You still haven’t given them your final verdict but it’s fine. You can just Albedo to take you back if ever you want to go back home. Right?

[itonje]

so. samira and the violet knight’s story is kind of a big riff on sir gawain and the green knight (very obvious) in which a young, starry eyed person encounters a mystical knight of a Certain Color who has a Secret Identity and a Giant Axe and also kind of loses their starry eyedness and becomes super bitter and jokerfied in the process idk but i am telling my own story here so there’s a lot of differences. like there’s no homoeroticism unlike sgatgk or kissing or sexual themes because the violet knight and samira are mother and child that’s the big twist ! actually, there IS an arthurian medieval story where the beheaded magical knight turns out to be the protagonists father lmfao so like. i have a precedent here. 

anyways, how it’s set up is that samira only knows what her mother looks like through one painting of her father’s she discovers, an stormlander woman (stormlander is like. fantasy filipino ethnicity idfk give me a break) who has her face, in a white dress, standing against a cloudy, stormy, sky. she has heard many stories about her though. around this time samira recounts the story of flors and blanchefleur btw there are Connections here. later, when she travels to the island where her mother is from to like, reconnect with her roots and put her heart to peace or whatever so she can do this magic thing cause she’s distracted by grief and pain or whatever okay it’s a very convoluted thing but anyways. she hears of this strange renegade knight who aids people in need, someone who came over from the continent where samira is from, and who has a plethora of backstories attached to them. 

one night, during a lightning storm, samira gets into some deep shit and is rescued by this knight, dressed all in purple, and after the storm is over samira asks if she can tag along with the knight (who she learns is a woman) for a while while she works on her magic thing or whatever. and the knight is like. fine. 

and then the violet knight realizes samira is absolute shit at fighting and walking and doing most anything (’i’m an artiste, ma’am, you just wouldn’t understand!’) and she’s like. okay. you. we’re going to try to get you like. buffer or whatever you’re absolutely incompetent and you will die even if we don’t get caught by robbers or villains or whatever so she also offers to train her in some like basic skills like horse riding, and basic combat so she doesn’t get robbed or killed or whatnot. and they go on a lot of like adventures like this, getting closer and closer, but samira still yearns to find out what happened to her mother, and the violet knight is still very vague about where she came from. and they don’t get along at first but they have like a slow burn like friendship they start to become more endeared to each other as time goes on. they’re just like each other, actually. 

now, samira is the daughter of an evil traitor murder man, so she won’t say anything about her father’s identity because she’s done that in the past and people have tried to kill or threaten or shun her for it before, and she doesn’t want to ruin her relationship with the knight she’s seeing as a bit of a parental figure at this point, but she learns slowly that the knight was a knight under the empire, and fucking hated it and hated the empire and was like kidnapped as a child or whatever. the knight is a stormlander natively, and she returned here after the empire fell because she wanted to serve her people, but she doesn’t even speak like the language poor woman’s doing pretty poor for herself. she doesn’t like being a knight but believes its her fate that she’s doomed herself to it (dark backstory samira doesn’t understand, the violet knight leaves hints she had a family or something like it before this all, but something Happened to them)

anyways, samira starts to have these strange dreams, where she sees her mother, or the woman in white in the painting she saw, standing under a purple stormy sky in violet rain. then, after she finally manages to strike the violet knight while they’re training together, the lady in her dreams gives her a white flower, an oleander. this happens two more times, each after she strikes the knight. 

then, eventually, at the climax of the book they have like a cool cooperative battle together and afterwards the knight is like. you know. i’m not a queen. but would you like to be knighted? and samira is like oh fuck no i respect you, but training under you you told me how horrible the knight order was so i don’t want to take part in that i’ll just be skilled thanks and the violet knight is like. i am so proud of you i hoped you would say that so they celebrate and have a cute little toasting or whatever to samira Not being knighted. 

then, during this celebration, samira is like, you know. my father said he only ever liked one knight. (and she’s like in her mind oh they might have known each other the timeline matches up. maybe it was her). and then she’s like. so how do you feel about the evil traitor murder man who killed the king (aeetes, witch of the west) and the knight is like. god. we were friends. good friends (sardonic laugh because she’s like still trying to put on the mysterious tragic backstory thing). great that he killed the king sorry that he died doing so. and samira is like. well. actually. guess what. he didn’t die! he faked it. and i know this because. he raised me. he’s my dad!!

and the violet knight gets super super angry and she’s like oh how dare you say that are you trying to mock me are you trying to hurt me what do you know and samira gets super angry too and she’s like okay well look at this sword and look at this cloak and look at this and that he made this he gave this to me he was my father. and then the knight is like. hold on. you’re half iloro. how old are you? and samira’s like ‘i was born the night the empire fell’ and the knight starts like shaking and laughing and sobbing and samira’s like what is it what’s wrong what happened and the knight peels back her helm to reveal a face that samira’s seen before. in the painting. in the mirror. ruh roh! 

[stateofirrelevancy]

Get To Know Me Tag

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

Holla @ ma girl @kerrity13​ thx for the tag babe

LAST:

1. Drink: some H and a double shot of O 2. Phone call: To my mom to ask where the olive oil is only to realize olive oil has too many calories and wasn’t worth it dsfjkds so then I tossed it back in the cabinet but it didn’t land upright woops 3. Text message: “she jus wants a friend” sent to my friend Orange who is watching Moana w me right now in response to “why is this fire lady so angry” 4. Song you listen to: Like I said I’m watching Moana so the I Am Moana song but if that doesn’t count then Vanity’s Fair - A Lot Like Birds 5. Time you cried: I actually have no idea?? Sometime in June prolly

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: twice????? bich i aint go on a date once 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Is this the section to make me feel bad bc I never leave my room 8. Been cheated on: refer to #6 9. Lost someone special: Idk I feel like yes like all my grandparents passed away and my uncle on my mom’s side and my aunt on my dad’s side and also v recently my uncle on my dad’s side but like they lived in Pakistan so I rarely saw them ya feel?? 10. Been depressed: I mean I’ve def been super sad but idk if I’d say ~depressed~ 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: refer to #7

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Orange, yellow, black, in that order.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes, one of whomstve being @oceansweather my go to drama buddy 16. Fallen out of love: fallen out of what now? u mean when I get over bands I used to like? Then yes Big Time motherfuckin Rush yall broke my tiny heart in two 17. Laughed until you cried:  Def who hasn’t 18. Found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so?? Like I don’t doubt people do but I ain’t jumpin 2 kno about it 20. Found out who your friends are: I guess?? I mean I’ve basically had the same friends for 5 years lol 21.  Kissed someone on your Facebook list: On the cheeks ya

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Ok considering I have eight (8) FB friends bc I made my fb to join my college’s group I know all of them considering I only added ppl super close to me lmao 23. Do you have any pets: When my brother lived here I had his cat Glimmer who is a stripper but he moved out and now I’m constantly :( 24. Do you want to change your name: Nah I like my name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: On the exact day I had a big dinner at home w my family and the weekend after my friends came over! 26. What time do you wake up: If my mom wakes me up then 10 otherwise 11-12:30 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: prolly on tumblr tbfh 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Bojack Horseman season 4!! and new 5sos music ofc.  29. When was the last time you saw your mom? around 2 hrs ago when I went down to make popcorn lol 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: ??? be hot or not dumb either would b k00l 31. What are you listening to right now: I’m watching What The Health now cause Moana ended rksdjlkfsd 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No?? The only Toms I know are british YouTubers bye 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ummm myself 34. Most visited website: prolly youtube 35. Mole/s: One on my left pinky, one at the bottom of my left ring finger, one next to my left knee, one above my right eyebrow, one in the pit of my left elbow. 36. Mark/s: I have a huge birth mark on my stomach lmao fun fact it used to look like the US when I was younger 37. Childhood dream: yall I had my life planned THE FUCK out. When I was in fifth grade I decided I would b a pop star like Hannah Montana until I was ~30, and then when my world fame inevitably dissipated, I’d become a doctor like the good little brown girl I thot I was. 38. Hair color: black like my soul 39. Long or short hair: medium length lol 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Calum mf Hood ain’t got eyes for no one else 41. What do you like about yourself: what do I what now 42. Piercings: do my ears getting pierced when I was a baby count asdklfj 43. Blood type: I think B positive?? idk 44. Nicknames? Aky 45. Relationship status: me myself and i are together and in a loving poly relationship 46. Zodiac: Taurus 47. Pronouns: She/Her 48. Favorite TV Show: PARKS AND REC!!! I was jus telling my friend the other day that idt I’ll ever find a show I’ll love more than it. Words can’t describe how much I love P&R yall. 50. Right or left hand: Right but don’t b fooled my left is mf skilled 51. Surgery: nope 52. Hair dyed in different color: I wish!! 53. Sport: who? I don’t know her 55. Vacation: what does this mean like have I been on vacation before?? Then ya lol 56. Pair of trainers: CONVERSE BITCH aint no one else exist in the world but her

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: idk what this question means what is my fave food????????? then,, idfk lasagna 58. Drinking: capri sun could fuck me in the asshole any day 62. Want: ?? death 63. Get married: ya I’m mf down when will a boi wife me tf up 64. Career: idk I really wanna work in AI 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs wtf i aint kiss none but hugs are pure i will fight someone over this 66. Lips or eyes: idk eyes?? 67. Shorter or taller: I guess taller cause im smol 68. Older or younger: older give me a daddy 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms gotta b strong to choke me 2 death 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive I need some1 2 feel emotions for me thx 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: are u saying i have the choice of finally having a cringey fuckboi badboy tm that most every wattpad fic was about 5 yrs ago?? no thanks

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: ,,,u kno the answer to that bye 75. Drank hard liquor: this is the section to make me feel bad abt myself reincarnated  76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no n knock on wood I won’t 77. Turned someone down: ekjfnkdlsn one time a guy asked me to homecoming and I told him homecoming wasn’t my thing and then he saw me at homecoming ekdfjaderdfkalesdf 78. Sex on the first date: uhhh 222 early 4 me 79. Broken someone’s heart: who knows mayb i broke the homecoming guys heart the world may never know 80. Had your heart broken: anytime Calum refuses to acknowledge my existence 81. Been arrested: no but I’ll gladly b put in handcuffs :-) 82. Cried when someone died: ya when my grandma on my mom’s side died. Oh and also when Christina Grimmie died :( 83. Fallen for a friend: idt so

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: ha 85. Miracles: sort of? Like I don’t believe in the magic behind it or whatnot but like winning the lottery would be a miracle bc like it’ so rare ya feel me 86. Love at first sight: nope not one bit 87. Santa Claus: fun anecdote so I’m Muslim and I never understood how Santa knows which houses are for people who celebrate christmas vs those who don’t and so I somehow conjured up the theory that he knows bc he checks each house and if they decorated and have a tree up, they celebrate it. So I was telling my mom this and she’s a vvv blatant person so we was straight up like he doesn’t exist and I was like he does!! and she was like ok then put up decorations and see if he comes and I was like :-( 88. Kiss on the first date: personally too early for me

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Idek who would be considered my #1?? Also what happened to question 89 lol 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

I tag @oceansweather @aneverendingreplay @5sowoc @lukescurlies @fuckmemgc @harrqstyles @punk-dinosaur @ovalt @tennisbowels @disasterologiess @hiighriselights and anyone else who wants to