#idc that @/man hasnt been active for 4 years i am NOT risking being perceived

[lazaruspiss]

Social Outcast

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“Y do u attack B@.man? He is BASED! U r a fa-”

Riddler deleted the email, and all the others like it, as prickly hot anger and shame squirmed through his insides. No point in denying it: #CrusaderGate had been a disastrous social media campaign.

He couldn’t understand it. It seemed the internet’s idiotic and easily roused rabble could froth itself into a full-fat cappuccino of frenzy over ‘white knights’. But offer it up a Dark one – on a plate! – and you get a soy latte’s worth of indignation at best! Didn’t they understand what Batman had done?

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The memories rise up like bile: Riddler is back in Arkham City, Batman places an explosive hat – Riddler’s OWN invention – on his head, forces him to march in endless circles lest the device detonates. It’s hours before Riddler realizes the trick, that the explosives had been defused.

Having borne witness to his shame, this computer was tainted now. Yet Riddler paused. He still had electrical burns from the last time he’d angrily ripped 128 gigs of RAM from a motherboard.

Page Three

His search for a hammer concluded when another email arrived.

“To the owner of Enigmatic Holdings Ltd., Gotham City Council hereby APPROVES your purchase of the disused sewerage and water processing facilities beneath the city”, it began.

For the first time in months, Edward smiled.