#id like to thank the orange terror and the gop for making this moment possible

[firelord-frowny]

but actually, i really feel almost totally fine. 

i’m also unsurprised bc my dad had it like 2 weeks ago and infected both my mom AND my grandma (grandma is like 94 and still alive so i guess she’s fine???) and i figured that i probably had it, too, but was asymptomatic or whatever. 

then like 3ish days ago i had the vaguest scratchy throat. like, baaarely even noticeable. and it stayed like that for a day or two and it’s pretty much gone already.

the only symptom i have now lmfao is that my nose literally Will Not Stop Running oh my goddddddd i have never been so snotty in my life!!! which, i think if i wasn’t uhhhhh constantly spraying afrin up my nose, it probably would not be running quite so much bc my sinuses would be SWOLLEN SHUT llmaoooooo thanks Rebound Congestion. 

but yeah, i feel fine.

no body aches, no shortness of breath, no coughing (i did have a few coughing spells as i was going to bed the day before yesterday but that was it). 

my nose is just so leakyyyyy and im sneezing like any other basic-ass cold. 

yay for not being deathly ill, woohooooo

edit: just to clarify, i’m not emphasizing how Fine i feel in an attempt to minimize the seriousness of the plague lmao i’m just assuring y’all that in my case, there’s nothing to worry about. this is definitelyyyyy very much a Mild Illness for me. More of a mild inconvenience than anything else.