#id die for him hahahahah

[neteyamsilly]

i hope jake suffers 🙏

ALSO FRUITY READER??? YESS PLSSSS Lo'ak and reader fighting over tsireya and reader pulling the "i literally almost died 🙄" card

IF WERE GOING FOR A KORRA TYPE BEAT THEN I TBH I THINK ROTXO WOULD WORK SO WELL (my boy doesn't get enough love) like ik korra doesn't have a male love interest that balances her out but i feel like Asami is closer to Rotxo than tsireya is? BUT EITHER WAY IT WOULD BE ADORABLE!!!!

they would both be so supportive and loving of reader and be the balance to reader being such a headstrong hardass 🫶

IK THIS ISNT A ROMANCE STORY AND THERE PROBABLY WONT BE MUCH ROMANCE BUT I CAN FANTASIZE 🙏🙏 i just love talking about different possibilities and sceneries<333

i'm still rooting for yom'tsyeyk (eat jake😍) !! the ikran tbh i feel like would be sassy, trying to steal readers attention at all times and being spiffy towards Jake and anyone who's bothering reader "don't look her in the eyes" type beat like Neytiri and Seze 😭

frothing at the mouth waiting for the soft and loving moments between jake and reader.

( I WANTED TO ADD A PICTURE HERE BUT IT DOESNR LET ME DO THAT WHEN ANONYMOUS😭)

we need some more mom!neytiri moments up in here (my mommy issues are horrendous) and some loving sibling moments (i also have horrible siblings anxiety)

I WOULD GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN CHILD😍😍🙏🙏

no pressure tho, this is ur story and tbh id love anything you do

and i totally get what u said about the siblings and i love where you’re going with it, i didn’t think abt them recognizing jake changing and stuff, i just wanted to know how you’d go down that path😮

also i think i have another ear infection cause it started feeling painfully itchy and when i went to scratch it there was blood on my finger 😕let's hope my dad doesn't go all Jake again🙏

ANYWAYS

luv u pook, stay hydrated and eat fruits and veggies (god knows i don't) sleep well and take care of urself<333

-🫀

LISTEN, IDK IF YOU KNOW HANGOVER MOVIES BUT THERE'S THIS PART:

THIS IS GOING TO BE SISTER!READER AND HER SIBLINGS FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE SSDJSKJDS every argument won by "but did you die?" and gaslighting others' problems. stay toxic girlboss

Also like i love soft, idiot, sweet himbos for intimidating girls so rotxo is a wonderful choice, but I also love enemies to lovers so aonung is a choice too. BUT I ALSO LOVE ANGRY INTIMIDATING GIRLS WHO JUST ARE GOOFY TO MELT IN FRONT OF BEAUTIFUL SWEET ANGEL GIRLS .

i cannot . take romance for this series off my hands i'll ruin everything

also like when i put lo'ak into the equation you know sister!reader would have a tragic unrequited love for tsireya she gives up on because tsireya is so good for lo'ak and he's having an incredibly hard time on awa'atlu and she wants him to be happy. she'd walk away. someone stop me. no im not doing romance

"frothing at the mouth for soft moments between reader and jake" HOPE YOU WERE HAPPY (for a while) IN THIS CHAPTER THEN HAHAHAHAH

ALSO ANOTHER EAR INFECTION????? please get that checked out and dont let it get worse this time FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

LOVE YOU, WILL BE AWAITING GOOD NEWS FOR THE EAR!

[falu-red-dreams]

Jujutsu Kaisen movie

- wtf is slugging

- huh

- wth just happened

- DID HE JUST KILL THEM

- oh it’s the yuji room

- gojo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

- mf thinks he’s L

- i saw a vid abt how jjk rlly drives home the fact that these r teenagers and how dark it ie that they’re fighting

- his uniform is white

- that’s interesting

- he gen looks like a 15 year old

- there’s only 3 students at jujutsu high.. damn

- BRO THEY IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED HIM

- GIRLIE GOT ENGAGED TO A CHILD

- OH MY GOD

- SHES DEAD

- WTH

- omg wth

- “i have a feeling this teachers the problem, not the students”

- maki is so emo 💀

- tsundere to the max

- he’s just leaving them to die

- SPECIAL GRADE????

- they got eaten 😭😭😭😭😭😭

- the kids r dying :((((

- she’s also been affected oh no :((((

- :((((

- he doesn’t want anyone to get hurt anymore :(((((((((

- girl ur selling him into a life of misery

- HE PUT ON THE RING

- HOMY SHIT

- RIKA?????

- jesus christ that alone is trauma

- nah wtf gojo cannot be left alone w children anymore like he’s the least responsible person out there.

- not the happy little kids scene 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

- wait did she get hit by the car on the same day as she gave the ring????

- “then we’ll be together forever” damn

- no curse more twisted than love

- feeling that.

- OH HE LEFT HIS ID

- oh he’s right why did she turn into a mega curse

- WHY DO THEY WANNA KILL YUTA TOO

- “no one’s allowed to take youth away from young people” except gege apparently

- katana :3

- PANDA: “do u like big boobs or small boobs”

- BROOOOOOOOOO

- not panda starting a romance situation

- tbf yuta’s curse would never let him date anyone tho

- yuta is joining inumaki on a curse thingy :)))

- “if u let her out again u and i both will be killed” BRO?

- ijichi 🥰

- ooooohhh curse fish group

- inumaki 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

- oh

- there’s another curse oh no oh no

- ITS A FUCKING HIGHER LEVEL

- i knew geto was gonna be here

- OH IT I S GETO

- he looks rlly evil here damn

- still hot

- bruhhhhh

- he’s a cult leader.

- oh he’s a fascist.

- jesus

- they’re gonna go for jjh

- OH

- the girlies are here 🥰🥰🥰🥰

- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA geto’s so dramatic 😭😭😭😭

- he’s so unserious

- i had to relisten to it in the dub but geto’s VA in the dub sounds awful oh my god

- OH NOT THE EXES

- HAHAHAHAH YUTA IS SO SHOUNEN “🥺 i can’t listen to anyone insult my friends”

- omg nanami looks so young here?

- “GOD DAMN”

- a mf war

- damnnnnnnnn

- OH WE CUTTING STRAIGHT TO IT

- OH HE WANTS TO KILL YUTA AND FHEN ABSORB YUTA

- oh

- it’s just yuta and maki together at jjh

- AHHHHH SHE BLUSHED

- he left a veil

- but now it’s just yuta and maki here oh god

- ugh gojo is so hot

- MAKI IS ON THE GROUND

- geto is so hot

- holy shit inumaki got him GOOD

- WHAT THE F U C K

- HOLY SHIT

- RIKA IS OUTTTTT

- SINCE WHEN CAN HE HEAL

- man she (rika) is so me

- holy fuckinh shit.

- yuta is a BEAST

- oh it’s the guy who died in s2

- he also died in s2 i think

- not the girlies. they hung 3 men

- gojo snapped

- OH

- ITS THE WEAPON FROM s2

- YITA IS A B E A S T

- this fuckinh fight is AWESOME

- best fight i’ve seen in a while

- HOLY SHIT

- HE BLACK FLASHED

- I THINK

- HOLY SHIT.

- GETO IS CRACKED

- nanami so sexiiii

- MIWA???????

- MECHAMARU SAVED HER

- what cuties

- oh my god what a weird looking curse

- yesss we back to yuta vs geto

- HE SAID HE LOVED HER TO RIKA

- OH MY GOD

- “aishteru yo”

- my heart can’t take this what the hell

- i’m gonna cry like actually

- am actually crying

- HE KISSED HER?

- “you womanizer”

- “that’s rude. it’s pure love”

- I CANTTTTTT

- holy fuckinh shit

- geto lost his arm.

- not gojo looking all pretty

- he’s actually so gorgeous

- he fr looks like a shoujo prince

- WHAT DID GOJO SAYYYYYYYY

- not me crying

- couldn’t even write my reaction to the end bc i was just so invested and also crying.

- holy fuckinh shit man.

- that was So Good.

[theunconcernedembalmer]

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[bladekindeyewear]

Boots Reads Homestuck Epilogue(s) Part 12 - Candy Page 18

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Time to see what all the fuss was about Page 18.  We’re with Jane... that might not be good.  Especially given Lollipop proximity.

Jane scoffing at troll genocide again.  :(

Gamzee seems more woke than Jane here.

GAMZEE: sO yOu SaYiN yOu NeEd DiFfErEnT sHoEs FoR yOuR hUmAn DiCkS aNd WhAt NoT?

Pfffff

Jane narrows her eyes at the disingenuous buffoon.

I dunno, he sounds like he’s being pretty goddamn ingenuous right now.

It’s not the first time they’ve had this conversation?  Are they black with each other or something??

What’s more likely is he’s attempting to get a rise from her. To get her a little hotter under the collar. To put her in a certain mood.

Oh my gosh she’s genuinely black for him, hahahahah

GAMZEE: AnD AlL I EvEr bEeN TrYiN To dO Is gEt yOu rIgHt tOo, WiTh mOrAlS AnD GoOdNeSs, AlL fIlLeD uP iNsIdE yOu As TiGhT aS yOuR tAsTy HoE bAlLoOnS aRe WiTh HuMaN mOo JuIcE.

Jesus christ that’s not the kind of metaphor i want to be hearing from canon

or anyone for that matter

JANE: No! I’d rather die than touch your disgusting clown baton ever again.

....yyyeah, context is showing she’s PROBABLY super Black into this.  Still, pretty jarring to see a clear consensual “NO” right in the middle of things.

Quit calling her a dairy queen!!! D: D: D:

Oh god they named the baby Tavros.

Alright, there’s some grade A discomfort in this scene, which I’m enjoying, really.  I can see why they singled out page 18.  I could traumatize some people with some of these paragraphs out of context.

HOO HOO HOO, THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE DARK CARNIVAL!!!

Eeeeuugh

JAKE: Anyway whats up with you? Hows life with davekat going? JADE: oh its great! im really glad i just went for it JADE: all of us together... it really is the best of every world

God damnit Jade why are you obliviously torturing them????????

You could’ve been REALLY GOOD for them both if you just FUCKING LISTENED TO THEM AND RESPECTED THEM INSTEAD OF SITTING ON THEM.

JADE: theres no way me and dave could have a regular baby together because im... JAKE: Whats wrong? JADE: well lets just say that after all the sburb stuff its done some things to my body JADE: like merging with bec mostly

Oh my FUCKING GOD please don’t canonize this.  This didn’t need to be spelled out so-- D:

jesus

D: D: D:

This... is actually making my stomach roil again????

like

not because id object to-- i mean, it’s one thing to deal with

FAN SCENARIOS

ISOLATED divergences from canon where she has to deal with that and its kind of hilarious, but can be safely ignored when it comes to her character arc as a whole

but once its CANON????????   D: D: D:

suddenly you can’t IGNORE the full import when you’re done with, like, an RP or something, of the psychological struggle she would be forced to deal with given an abnormal biological situation.  Instead of thinking “Oh, that could be pretty painful to deal with! Let’s explore it temporarily for fun” it becomes “Oh, that would be painful to deal with and you have to think about her having to deal with all the complications of that whenever you hear about her LITERALLY FOREVER.”  D:

andrew i know you couldnt resist because of how funny and practically-xenoprogressive it was but whyyyyyyyyy did you have to canonize that WHYYYY

Now instead of a fun joke thought it also has to be SAD FOREVER

AAAAAAAA  D’:

i dont know why this would be the line thats crossed to upset me

Rose surrogate?

JADE: no jake, dave wouldnt be the father in this scenario!

Pffffff.  Andrew’s just diving RIGHT into the, er, doggy fanfics here.  I should... TRY to lighten up about this.  Try.  D:

(...wait, shit.  Knowing my friend, THIS whole bit is why they alluded to this page.  God damnit.)

[[ EDIT:  askshenhibiki said:

Now that you read Candy 18, flash back to Meat when Roxy is talking about gender... and look at Jade's reaction looking at "where her hands rest on her lap". Yes, Meat hinted at that "mix" too.

Ah, let’s see...

ROXY: and so i got to thinking ROXY: what even is gender ROXY: amirite lol? JADE: oh yeah JADE: that makes sense i guess........

Jade looks at where her hands are folded in her lap. Bites her lip. She has her own concerns about this, her own thoughts. Reasonable thoughts, I’d say. But I’ll refrain from any further comment. I’m staying away from this subject, from now on.

...yeah, guess Dirk at least had the decency not to spring all that on us before Jade got the opportunity to do it honestly. ]]

Guh, back to Jake suffering in his sad, trapped scenario.  I hope THAT gets at least resolved by the end of this.  Someone save Jake from this, because it looks like he’s not really that capable of saving himself?

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Dammit, Jade, I’m cringing at these descriptions of your intrusion.

Oh wow, John went for the mustache.  Guess we knew that from, like, his stuffed statue oldself?

Jade doesn’t pick up on the obvious subtext in the conversation, however, because she’s been willfully undermining the subtext in her own personal life for nearly a year now.

D:  D:  D:

Seriously, Jade, how is what YOU’RE doing any better than what you were frustrated at seeing THEM doing, avoiding the real feelings and truth of anything even if it was conspicuously on body-language display?

KARKAT: THE NEW ADMINISTRATION IS CRACKING DOWN ON CERTAIN KINDS OF INTERSPECIES ADOPTION LAWS.

It’s like Andrew wants us deprived of even a happy imagined future for Earth C on top of everything else!!!  What the hell! >:(

Is this about politics?  Is Andrew just venting his anger that the Orange Guy is going to get away with ruining everything forever??  Because as understandable as that is, he could at least give us some imaginary happyfutures to look forward to.

Reading on... Hm, yet another intentionally-misused fridging reference.

KARKAT: HIS RELATIONSHIP IS A FLAMING WRECK OF AN INTERSTELLAR WARSHIP HURTLING TOWARDS THE PLANET AT TERMINAL VELOCITY WITH THE ENTIRE CREW BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED UPON REENTRY, SHOVED STRAIGHT DOWN THE CHAGRIN TUNNEL AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHAT OUT THE OTHER SIDE, THUS FLOODING THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN IT CLOGS UP THE LOAD GAPER.

Yep, that triangle’s fucked.  Wonder if the conversation’s going to transition to the CURRENT triangle’s problems...

...yeah, John using the R word there isn’t far from the fucking truth from the looks of things.

JADE: maybe that would work for a few days, but one thing i learned from dating around a lot in my youth is that no ones going to leave a bad relationship until its THEIR idea to leave

She takes in a shaky breath and shuts her eyes. Her hair spills around her face when she leans forward to put her chin on her knees. Dave and Karkat exchange a look that is equal parts confused, miserable, and desperate.

Oh SHIT.  Is JADE going to be the one to finally vocalize about the problems here???

Something else comes hurtling out of the hole in the sky, too fast for Jade to catch. It hits the ground with a clap of green lightning. The collision sends a geyser of dirt, rock, and vapor into the air. Dave flash-steps to shield Karkat. Jade doesn’t move, taking the brunt of the explosion face on, using her abilities to warp the energy around her so that she’s a mote at the center of the storm. When the dust clears, she’s the first to jump in the crater, trailing smoke behind her.

There’s a body at the center of it. The torso is bloody, tangled, and curled into a fetal position. Its shoes are missing, but otherwise the outfit is quite familiar to her: it’s a dead ringer for her old Witch of Space uniform. Jade touches the body with the toe of her shoe, and then gasps when it rolls over to reveal its face.

JADE: its... JADE: ME???

Okay what the FUCK.  It sounds like there’s going to be some context for that postscript after all.  Something to bridge the gap between when that 16-yo Jade falls into the singularity and when Aradia goes off with her through a wormhole

I’m going to guess up front that this happens BEFORE the postscript... this younger version of Jade fell into the black hole and came out in THIS alternate timeline, possibly rather changed by the experience.  But then again, the way the sky opened up... actually, couldn’t that be just a “natural” manifestation of the black hole abilities encouraged by Calliope or done by the singularity alone, followed by later in the Postscript this Jade actually getting control of it??

And... reading on, from the sound of it, her eyes aren’t black yet, either.  Sounds like that’s to come, before the postscript.  Question being, is it alt!Callie black eyes, or some black-hole-powers visual manifestation?  Wait, never mind, I misread; this teenage Jade-corpse has NOT opened their eyes yet, so they couldn’t possibly tell, and the stuff about them “shaking” was about the adult Jade standing over her.  Never mind.  Let’s see which timeframe this Jade came from.

Also STOP TRAUMATIZING ADULT JADE ON SCREEN ITS NOT OKAY IM SICK OF IT ANDREW

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Page 20...

Stop letting babby not!Vriska bully babby not!Tavros.

Hm... same stupid tooth poison?  No, Jade didn’t get hit with a tooth... so it’s more getting hit with shards of spacetime and spiraling down a black hole.  Also whatever alt!Callie did to just barely keep her alive.

Hm, so the Heart stuff falls apart if you’re too separated from the mass-whole at Light’s center?  That’s certainly a hypothesis at least.

ROXY: sounds like its time for another funeral lmao

ROXY WAKE THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A VAGUELY ROXY-LOOKING LMAO-ZOMBIE.  WHERE THE FUCK DID REAL ROXY GO.

And where the fuck is Calliope anyway, she’s just being left in the dust and nobody’s even talked to her from the looks of it.

Hm, cut apart by political differences, this group...?

ROXY: woah ok karkat i get ur all fired up about politics and stuff but lay off gamz ok

ROXY WHO REPLACED YOUR FUCKING BRAIN WITH A BLOCK OF CHEESE

ROXY YOU’RE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER PLEASE GIVE US AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU’RE ACTING NOTHING LIKE THE COOL SMART PERSON WE READ ABOUT.

JADE: dave what the FUCK did you say to him downstairs?

Oh my god you asshole don’t blame DAVE for this >:(

ROXY: this time next week well corpse party like its the end of the world!

I don’t want to think this has anything to do with Aradia, but we DID see her in that postscript bit...  And, I mean, what the hell could she even do??  It’s not like this Roxy is just Aradia in really convincing cosplay or something.

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She leads John and Jake into the building and down the center of the nave, humming happily to herself the entire time. An equally effusive Calliope trails behind her, carrying a bouquet of purple flowers.

Well there’s Callie. What is WITH these hypnotized motherfuckers.  I need a revelation on these shenanigans STAT.

What is with people being bathed in light here?

each time we witness death, we fall in love in with the important people in oUr lives all over again.

Calliope is gazing at Roxy with glassy eyes. She sniffs as she plucks the last petal from her rose. A breeze washes through the cathedral from the crack in the door at the end of the room, brushing the petal off-course and causing it to get stuck in Roxy’s over-sprayed hair. Calliope reaches out with a visibly shaking hand to remove the plant offal, but she does not draw back. Instead, she lets her hand graze down the side of Roxy’s face and cup her cheek. Roxy puts her own hand over Callie’s and holds it.

Uhhh.... huh.

So.

If Roxy was just lying to herself, then............ WHY??????

John tilts his head and squints at the image in front of him. Hmm.

Is John realizing he’s in some sort of fanfic drawn by another character, hence all the people in serene lightbeams at tender but unjustified moments?

Everyone whips their heads around to see, of all people, Aradia hovering in the foyer

Pff

(...I hope Aradia didn’t come here, like, from the postscript.  Where the “action” she talked about might have just been this corpse party.  Because that would be pretty fucking lame.)

KARKAT: MAYBE FUCKING NEPETA IS ABOUT TO POUNCE FROM BEHIND THAT GROTESQUE STATUE OF THE HUMAN SUFFERER T-POSING OVER THERE.

Pfffffffffff

The description of Human Jesus we all had in our hearts, but were too afraid to voice.

Alright, now we see the body we took our eyes off of.  Is it going to get back up, or did it escape earlier?

since nobody was willing to dislodge the huge, otherworldly shard from her chest

My damn god, people.

...alright finally, everyone’s talking.

JANE: Agreed. I’ve always felt that Kanaya has done an exemplary job of providing a model for compassionate, empathetic behavior, which others of her kind would do well to follow.

JANE STOP BEING A XENOPHOBIC BASTARD

CALLIOPE: please. roxy gathered yoU all here for a reason. CALLIOPE: at least listen Until the end. CALLIOPE: after that yoU can argUe all you want.

...Huh.  Huuuuhh.  What the fuck is all this for.  Are you saying ROXY caused this? Or...?

Okay I like this reinforcement she’s making in her speech about how different changes can influence how all of this unfolds, gives me hope that maybe these two cliffhangers aren’t all we’re going to be left with and we’ll be able to at least think of an IMPLIED future different from them if we wanted to like we thought about the seemingly-infinite-possibility original ending of Homestuck that I’d rather have been stuck with than this oh god breathe boots

okay there’s the labor going into good distraction

alright corpse get back up

JADE: i am not jade.

Right, so like the black eyes in the postscript suggested this is more just a... vessel for alt!Calliope now?  To give HER a future beyond the one she sacrificed for that black hole business?  And between alt!Callie’s became-the-black-hole nature and Jade’s Spacey Green Sun connection that’s been singularified, she has access to cool Black Hole powers?  And is gonna do cool shit with them in implied future adventures we won’t see while Aradia gleefully watches the carnage?  Huh.

The congregation watches her go, but no one moves to help her, or even looks in her direction. In her wake, she leaves a primal, echoing wail.

Oh my god why wouldn’t they have just a brief discussion or something IT’S NOT THAT BAD  D:

JADE: and while i cannot say the same thing for the rest of you, JADE: i, at least, am exactly where i am meant to be.

Well fuck.  So she just disconfirmed this timeline as... something.  Relevant, possible, I dunno.

JADE: and i have entered this body to protect your world.

Okay that’s good.  So thanks to alt!Calliope these side timelines where things unfolded differently MAY be preserved.  Pretty fitting given alt!Callie’s origins.

.......unless there’s some other stupid interspecies civil war threat that she’s going to be fighting too, here, when the political situation falls apart.  Dammit.

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Terezi talk Terezi talk

-- JOHN EGBERT sent TEREZI PYROPE the photo “ghostrain.jpg” --

TEREZI: WH4T TH3 4CTU4L FUCK JOHN: it started a few days ago. the sky above the capital of the troll kingdom just cracked open and ghosts began raining down everywhere.

Oh my GOD.  So alt!Callie kind of “saved” all the doomed ghosts that got swallowed up in the black hole by redirecting them all to THIS UNIVERSE and timeline???????

That’s pretty interesting!  Heck my stomach’s even calming down!

they can’t even be judges! TEREZI: G4SP

Yeah that’s pretty terrible!

...yep, the resistance WOULD put him in charge.  I had a feeling it may have ended up in that direction in Candy since it wasn’t in Meat.

--oh FUCK YOU Jade for splitting up what he had with Karkat before they could sort it out!!! You did the OPPOSITE OF HELP and neither of them are going to end up happy thanks to you! D:<

PFFF wow, John’s so concerned about babby not!Tavros’s living situation that he’s considering legit kidnapping.  That means things must be pretty fucking bad.

--okay Calliope’s still out and about with Roxy instead of being cooped up in her room like in the other timeline, that’s good.

Pff, trying to redeem Ghost Eridan in front of Ghost Feferi.  Yep, that’s Gamzee.

GAMZEE: fIrSt, A LiTtLe RiGhTeOuS sPlAsH oF tHe NaNnA nEcTaR tO cLeAnSe ThAt DaNkNeSs FrOm YoUr SoUlS...

Gamzee takes out a baby bottle and flicks it, covering them both with little drops of milk, as clergy does with holy water. He then takes a swig from the bottle himself before returning it to his codpiece.

Jesus.  Fucking.  Christ.

I don’t want to believe that what’s in that bottle is what he’s making it sound like it is, but OF COURSE it is.  Why would it be anything else.  I bet there’s not even any Lifey hypnosis going on, it’s just the literal stuff.

The crowd falls silent as they raise their heads to watch a drone ship pass by overhead.

Jegus fuck stop going whole hog condesce janey

ROXY: lmao you worry too much ROXY: janeys got her head on straight shell show you yet

ROXY.  WHERE DID YOUR BRAIN GO.  I MISS IT.  YOUR BRAIN WAS THE BEST FUCKING PART OF YOU.

Touching photo.

Alright lemme post split.  I haven’t gotten as far as the last post plowed through since I’ve been typing so much... ah well.

[isisisak]

OMG ISI I'm literally the dark Kermit meme rn bc on one hand I'm all: he followed him!!! Eliott followed Lulu!!! Now Lucas will understand the depth of E's feelings for him! And on the other hand I'm: what if he blocks him? Bc Skam Italia scarred me for life (and apparently I sent you too many asks today bc now I've been asked to check a captcha box to prove that I'm not a robot before sending. So yeah, sorry)

hahahahah the captcha thing hahahah love you yeah i thought id do the single ones first and then dive into the ask-chain :B 

omfg dont remind me.... when he blocked nico i think i head a string of my heart break im not over this 

also same im at the same time chanting  re-un-ion!!!  re-un-ion!!  re-un-ion!!  and on the other hand am bitterly shaking my hand mumbling to myself “were gonna get angst” so ... yeah well die 

[borathae]

We are in chapter 29 of SA. I'm so sorry for mc. The pain of not seeing the person you love, above all, knowing that at this moment Taehyung is suffering an internal battle and that no one can help him but himself. If I saw red eyes in the dark and heard whispers, anxiety would come 💀 y/n's reaction was pretty calm. These vampires want mc to put herselves in their shoes but they too have to put themselves in her shoes. If mc sees such a scene it is normal for questions to arise and she cannot pretend not to have seen anything and go to bed. Why is Jungkook hot in such a situation, why did he look at mc's body that way?! 🦋 Basically everyone is seeing Taehyung to punish him, avenge their loved ones but if mc asks to see him even just to talk it is not allowed 💀 This is cruel. * moment of pause * Jungkook is protective and possessive towards mc 🦋👀😫🥵😩🥺

* we return * OH MY GOD. No but Yoongi almost lets Jin kill Taehyung and then confesses that Emma has been turned into a vampire. So I love Min Yoongi but when he goes like this...

That's cool power. Being able to revisit certain memories and completely change your clothing to adapt to the era in which memory occurs. I am devastated for Seokjin. the news of Emma's death that haunted him day and night the thought of not being able to see his beloved Emma again and then discovering that she never died and blaming Taehyung and nearly killed him, when he was innocent. Namjoon is a sick bastard. Emma could have lived with Seokjin 😭😭😭 The fact that Yoongi wants to help anyone who is suffering transformation. Yoongi wants to help them live with the monster that lives inside their soul. Min Yoongi is the man 😩 Then Emma did not love Jin but she was just fascinated by him because a vampire and as soon as she became the same creature she was disgusted by herself and therefore also disgusted by Seokjin... I don't know if you've ever seen the movie "The Mummy" but in the second chapter of the saga Imhotep who was about to die had asked for help from Anck-su-Namun, love of his life, but she left him to his fate. They remind me of Emma and Seokjin. It's funny that everyone expects an answer from Yoongi, because they know the man knows everything. Taehyung and the love he feels for mc. I want to die 😭😭😭🥺 Yoongi who always thinks about y/n. he is sweet. Y/N has a bit of an exaggeration with words... if she's alive she just has to thank Yoongi, if Jungkook is making progress it's thanks to Yoongi, if Taehyung is alive she has to thank Yoongi. It is true Yoongi may behave differently but that is what makes him Min Yoongi

Good chapter, like always 💗💗💗

It has nothing to do with this chapter but with the previous one 👀 I reread that chapter several times😩😈. A question arose: will we see anal play or anal penetration on mc by Yoongi or Jungkook or both in the future?

If I saw red eyes in the dark and heard whispers, anxiety would come 💀 y/n's reaction was pretty calm.

brUH SAME omfmg I'm already scared when I see like glowing animal eyes at night (I'm surrounded by forest so seeing a random deer in headlights or a stray cat just running around is a norm and yet no less frightening) and she is all like "hello? who's there?" BRUH ID BE GONE HAHAHAH

Why is Jungkook hot in such a situation, why did he look at mc's body that way?!

okay BUT I GET YOU HAHAHAHAH also ommgm the part about them not trying to understand OC I am YES!! THIS IS SO IMPORTNAT OMFMGM!!

honestly I feel so indredibly sad for Seokjin in this chapter, he really didn't deserve to lose the love of his life like that. And he also didn't deserve to find out just how Emma's fate actually went :(

Then Emma did not love Jin but she was just fascinated by him because a vampire and as soon as she became the same creature she was disgusted by herself and therefore also disgusted by Seokjin

That is a very good theory, however I want to remind you that she siad something along to lines of "Namjoon told me that I should never forget that I'm a monster" and we all know what it means when Namjoon "tells" another vampire something 👀

Also I have never watched The Mummy JDSJF I feel like my scaredy cat ass would be scared of itFJADJF but maybe one day I will watch it because I heard that the love story between the two main characters is very healthy and that he is a total feminist JFJSDJ 👀

It's funny that everyone expects an answer from Yoongi, because they know the man knows everything.

yes :( it's so adorable and I bet Yoongi is all like "these children tzt" jsjsjj I love

It has nothing to do with this chapter but with the previous one 👀 I reread that chapter several times😩😈. A question arose: will we see anal play or anal penetration on mc by Yoongi or Jungkook or both in the future?

FIRST OF ALL OFFMDGM THANK YOU 💜 I honestly love this chapter so much too JJDSJFJ my yoonkook biased heart is racing each time I think of it nnngng 😩 also I have not planned an anal sex with OC being the recieving part, but if that is something you guys want to read about, I could write a lil extra drabble about it 👀 so let me know if you want something like that 👀

[andichoseyou]

thoughts during stranger things season two: chapter 9: the gate; part 2

LETS KILL THE SON OF A BITCH YES!!!!!! im scareddddadareR LETS DO TJIS HELL YES LETS KILL THE DEMO DOGS!!!!!!! o no NANCY HAHAHH DUSTIN I LOVE U HAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE FNIS STEVE!!!!!!!!! yuck everyone is so sweaty YES JOYCE JONATHAN:(((((( I LOVE U STEVE HAREINGTON NO ONE IS LISTEING TO STEE HAHAHAH LETS GOOOOOO IM NERBOUS I LOVE YA MIKE oh god steve is dumb theyre gonna get lost jk love u sweetie 😙😙😙😙😙 ya dumb asf tho!!!! THE DOCTOR:((((OWENS Y THE GOOD ONES GOTTA DIE I LOVE ELEVEN HOPPER IS SO BITTER WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN I LOVE U KEEP MOVING DUSTIN MY BABY OH NO STOP HIS LIPS IM SCREAMING I WOULD DIE FOR HIM HELL YEEEEEEE LETS DRENCH IT!!!!!!!!! NOAH SCHNAPP HOLY SHIT OH MYGOD OHMUGODOHMYGODMOHMODMYOGOHMOHMYGODMOHMUOVYGOD OH MY HOD SHIT HOLY OH MYGOD HES DYINH WHAT IS HAPPENKNH HOLU SHIT HEA MEYJNG HES KILKING HIS MOM EHST IS HAPPIENJBOH MY GOD FUCK DUXK FUCK DUCKXUFI THEYRE ALL GONNA DIE OH MY GOD THILY AHIT IT LEFT OH MH GOD IS WILL OKAY IM SCARED WHAT THE FUCK WIL!!! bb bbHE AWKE OH MY GOD ES ALIENHOLY SHIT HES BIT DEAD OH MY HOD HOLU SHIT THANK JESUS OH MY GOD CLOSE THE GATE HOLY SHIT PLEASE DONT DIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT DIE PLEAS EPLEADE PLEASE PLEASE SATAY ALIVW PLEASE PLEEAS IM CRYING MIKE YOU IDIOT OH MY GOD DONT DIE OH MY GOD CLOSE THE GATE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WJWT IS THAT MIKE NEED SHELO HELP HIM OH MYGOD WHAT ABOUT EL HOLY AHIT OH MY GOD YALL DART!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF U DIE BECAUSE U LOVE UR FUCKING DEMOGORGAN DOG THEN IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YA OH MY GOD WAIT DART IS A NICE BIY!!!!!!? I LOVE U DART!!!!! FUCKING DUSTIN HOLY SHIT YES HOLY SHIT YES OH MY GOD ITS HAPLENIBG OH MY GOD THE ATE IS CLOSING OH MY GOT RUNNNNNNNN STEBE COME ON MOTHERFUCKER ELEVEN HILY SHIT YES SHE REALLY DOING THAT SHIT OH MY GOD COME ON U CAN DO IT HOLY SHIT JESUS FUCK IMSWEATING SHE LOOKS LIKE AHE IS DYING WAIT PLEASE DONT DIE OH MY GOD SHIT YOU CAN DO IT OH MY GOOODOODODOEOD WHATVTHE FUXK DONT DIE BUTCH DONT DIE!!!!!! holySHIT SHE REALLY DOING THAT SHIT HOLY SHUT FUXK THE GATE THE GATE IS XLOSE SHW XLOSW THE GATHE SHE DID THAT SHE XLOSED THE GATE THE DEMO DOGS R GONE SHE CLOSE D TEH GATE IS SHE ALIVW OH MY GOD THE GATE IS CLSOE IS SHE ALIVE IM CRUING SHE DOD IT I LOVE YOU I AM SO PROUD DID SHE DIE WAIT IMDID SHE DIEA IN HIS ARMS TRLL ME SHE IS ALICE TELL ME THAT SHE ID ONAY SHE DIDNT DIE SHE IS OKAY SHE IS JUST FINE WVERYONE JS OKAY!!!!!! one month later but wht the fuck???? what I THOUGHT THE GRAVE WAS FOR WLEVEN BUT NO OK JUST BARB LOVE U BARB THERE JA STILL 16 MINUTES LEFT WHAT THE FUCK ok i think its goin ok omg!!!! jane hopper!!!!! aw!!!!!! the best news!! tHE SNOWBALL DNACE OH MY GOD im rwady to cry AW LOOK AT THEM!!!! my happy fam!!!!! lucas u silly!!!!!! j love u!!!!! ERICA!!!! fuckin billy YES MY GIRL MAX AW DUSTIN!!!! faaRRAH FAESON !!!!!! STEVE DROVE HIM TO THE DANCE I LOVE YJIS LOOK AT DUSTIN WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!!!!! ATOP PURRING MR CLARKE MY LORD STEVE NANCY :(((( DUSTIN A GOOD MAN NANCY LOOKS BEAUTIFUL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AW JONATHAN DONT MAKE FUN OF MY SON TE SONG OH MY GOD LUCAS IS SO AWKWARD I LIVE U PORR DUSTIN AWEWEEEE ZOMBIE BOY OMG EL WILL B THER I WILL DANCE WITH U DUSTIN NANCY IS GONNA DANCE WITH HIM WHAT A LADY I LOVE A WOMAN!!!!!!! WOULF U LOOK AT THAT IM SO BAPPY LOOK AT THIS MAN I LIVE DUSTIN OMG LOOK AT THEM I LOVE TJEM I LOVE A BOY NSMED DUSTIN OMGV F U STACY!!!!!!! OMG THIS IS SO PURE I AM IN LOVE JOYCE AND HOPS HOLY SHIT PLS AW BUT IS EL A L I V E SHE IS THEY ATE LIVE OH MY GOD I DONT LNOW HOW I DONTEITHER

[the-peoples-bees]

um final thoughts i guess we can give some final thoughts.

i guess i can go first uh.. it was really enjoyable um. it was the first show i tried out for and one of the few i managed to get anything for. honestly when i first met shaina.. theyre appearances were very rare. everyone else seemed so excited whenever theyd say a word and i. i had no idea who they were.  but i knew they were better than id ever be just from the way everyone seemed to love them. and still do even now. i dont know why they even bother with me.. but its been some times throughout the years. i didnt intend for airen to mean so much to me but in the end she ended up being just as much a part of me as my bpd or the fact i wanna die. i feel bad saying she is me. but thats just how kintypes work sometimes isnt it.... they come at you and you dont even mean for them to happen but once theyre you theyre you. ‘s it... and shes the first thing that really meant so much for me... saying that.. makes me feel bad actually. i just wish that my feelings on people wouldnt be so fucked up. i feel like people mean a lot and then the next second like. they probably hate me right. like i know you dont but i always feel like it.. someone who does so much hard work as you... why wouldnt anyone think that. anyone like me. thanks for the work. its.. weird thinking thats just it.. but. i guess i feel like that when any of those sorts of characters die. and. sorry ive been such a burden. -vriska

aaaaaaaah, shai that was so good- im so proud!!!! you make me wish we could actually coordinate to finally MAKE something- its hard tho hahahah! if miro wasnt so busy putting out stuff in the headspace i would ask her just because i know how she works- we’d definitely be able to get something. ah, but that was so good! im amazed at how hard you can work- its so great!!! im glad we got to be involved!!!! and im glad that you are so great. -nick

Hello. I’m sorry, I just- all of that was amazing. That’s the kinda stuff I wish I could do in “real life”! I do this stuff in headspace no problem, but you can’t show stuff in headspace to outside people! How do you do it? I am stunned- you hear me, absolutely stunned! There was so much motion, and so much GOOD motion. I am in awe. - Miro

THAT. WAS. BAD ASS. that was real cool, yo. it was fucking phenominal. i know ive not seen much but.. best thing i’ve ever seen. period. the way you did all that stuff- that was so cool. honestly i respect you. - sen.

was good, i enjoy watching with everyone. it real fun. i know you not like it but it good show. all characters good. they all try best even if it not work for everyone.. but still it good. good show. i happy bell live okay, she friend, want her to be happy. you do good job, i glad you get to finish. - alexis

Watching this whole show it was good! I am so glad.. that we got to watch it! I was looking forward to it when it was mentioned. You are such a great friend, honestly I can’t get over that. All those nice things you said about me before I showed up, and became The Real Thing. I am so flattered, honestly. Your work is so good as well, I am flattered that such a talent would be invested in, at all- AT ALL, a person like me. I simply loved the show, the change in writing to cut the additional seasons was handled well. All of the visuals were great. I simply adored the subtle developments in style, and design, and voices. It really added so much heart to the series. - Murm

Ain’t got too much t’ say besides that was good y’all. Really could appreciate all the work you went through, just to tell a story you weren’t super invested in. Major props and luck to ya with the next project, bitch. -Emmis (((I wanted him to add that at the end but he wouldn’t because he said he’s never talked to you, but i added it for him, hahahahah! - Murm)

I simply wish to congratulate you on your achievement. It is not something that everyone does, and you pushed through just to be able to do so. I am very proud of what you have accomplished. We have known you for quite a long time and you have been a joy, for the others. - Cathiina

um, y- youve done, uh, rrreally well. im s- sorry if my writing wwwwill be very hard tt- to read.. after mmmassive switching i- iiiits hard ffffor me to, uhhhh, thh- think ssstraight. n- not that i aa-aam able to when i t- try to talk normally, b- but... stuff like this ooonly makes it worse. um... t- today was my first time s- seeing that wwhole thing, uh, i- it was good. uh, th- that p- part with the aaarm m- made me a bbbit uncomfortable, b- but thats g- good, right? i- its nnnothing wrong with whhhat you did, i just c- cant do that again. i- it jjjust reminded me o- of everything.. b- but everything else was go- gggood. you did a, uh, good job. - Rezza

hey yall. my words aint gonna be too good cause stuff in the brain has to change when its being controlled by another person and when we communicate like. a large amount of the time its just hot potato with the brain. so after 4 hours of that its kindaaaaa fried hahaha. but yeah that was so good. i saw the episode like 4 times i really enjoyed it. you did super great and im glad we been friends yall. youre super great at shit yall im amazed. super great to know you and super great to see all that shit. nice job yall. -shima

[ctrljny]

Asshole? Nah, youre a demon.

Di madedescribe ng “asshole” lang kung gaano ka kagago. Fuck you. Yes, fuck you! I dont even know how to start this. I just want to express my feelings, my thoughts about him, the relationship i had with him, our breakup para one day, i know isa nanaman to sa mga post na tatawanan ko.

I’ll start on what kind of a gf i am to him. Well, i’m one of the gfs the palaban, i say what i want to say but i only say the truth. Kasalanan ko bang masakit ang katotohanan? I nag lang naman kasi gago siya eh? I mean, damn? What do you expect? Gagawa siyang kagaguhan then you expect me na manahimik nalang? Wag ako. Pero at the end of the argument naman, IM SELFLESS. Literally selfless. Tanga ko din no? Tatalak ako pero in the end ako padin magpapakababa, ako padin manunuyo. I’d forgive even he’s not asking for forgiveness.

Masaya kami... genuinely masaya NUNG UNA. I guess madaming lalaki yung hanggang pauna lang. Putangina.

Now, i’ll describe on what kind of bf he is. Sobrang okay niya nung una. Halata naman sa mga posts ko previously diba. Solid effort, solid sweetness, solid assurance, solid love namin isa’t isa. Pero habang tumatagal, most especially when he got me, he’s starting to change... Hindi na consistent. Parang he pursued me lang ata kasi convenient sakanya. Asshole right? Punong puno siya ng pride. Like mas importante pa pride kesa sa relasyon namen. Tangina umiiyak na ako sa harapan niya pero gusto niya suyuin ko padin siya? What kind of douchebag does he think he is? I’ve been through hell. Akala ko goodboy siya, di pala, demonyo pala siya lol. He’s not doing his part anymore as a boyfriend. When i need him, when i need his support, wala. Walang emotional support, walang comfort, WALA. I lost myself because of him.

I gave him everything. Literally all of me. My heart, my soul, my body (if u know what i mean). Kaya ubos na ubos nako. There are times na awang awa na ako sa sarili ko kasi i know deep down to myself that I don’t deserve this. I fought for our relationship til the end but nothing happened. WALA AKONG NAPALA.

I don’t know if ako yung problema pero hindi eh. Grabe na kasi siya. I know i have my faults. Hindi ako perpekto and I admit that. But I’m compromising for the sake of our relationship. Kasi that’s how relationships works diba? You compromise. But a relationship won’t work kung isa lang nagcocompromise. He doesnt know how to admit his faults. Puta perfect siya eh? Hayop.

Then came our breakup. Puta wala pa isang araw breakup namen kumakati na siya dun sa ex before ako. Hahahahaha tangina niya. Masyado ko ata naapakan ego niya kaya gumaganyan siya. Sobrang gago. No words. Demonyo. Putangina. Sa lahat ng ex ko, siya lang pinagbblock ko and all. Fuck. Sakanya lang ako nagalit ng ganito. Like after our breakup wala nakong love na mafeel sakanya, unlike jai before. Alam ko kahit na wala na kami i still love him. Pero si dale? Puta, galit lahat!! There comes a point na I just want him to disappear, like die ganon? Ganon katindi galit ko sakanya. Gusto ko na siyang mamatay :( sobrang gago niya kasi. Okay lang sana yung magbreak kami eh. Thats perfectly fine with me. Pero to fucking disrespect me, to fucking disrespect the fucking relationship we had, bitch id snapped! Imagine? Getting back with the ex before me nang wala pang isang araw? BULLSHIT!! So pinapamukha niyang rebound ako? Lol rebound for 10months? Gwapo ka?? Hahahahah fuck you! Saying shits thru social media? Anong klasing lalaki yung paparinggan ka diba? Gayshit. Oh, did i mention that he’s been opening my accounts padin?? Tapos pag may nakita siya paparinggan ako? Tangina diba? Sino ba namang di magagalit don? I’m not sure about this but he’s bashing me anonymously on curious cat. Tangina diba??? Tapos may narinig pako na he pursued me lang kasi matagal na nya akong pinagnanasaan, sex lang daw habol niya sakin eh? Hahahahaha. Nakuha naman niya eh. Congrats, asshole. Hope u get what u deserve.

BIGGEST REGRET IVE EVER MADE YUNG PATULAN KO ISANG KATULAD NIYA.

Siguro, another lesson nanaman to. Ito na ata yung pinakanakakagagong lesson na nareceive ko. Do i deserve this? Sama ko atang tao lol.

[ohnomyfishjustdied]

Me watching the last bit of the last Harry Potter movie. WARNING SPOILER ALERT

Ohmy. I’m excited to know what is going to happen because it’s so scary. I have the idea that snape is very very mean but i have seen guesses that he is the very best in the last movie and everybody will love him so im really scared. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas i love it i love it. ohmy fuckkk. What is this buullshit theyre suddenly figthing and now its sort of over but harry is totally collapsing and people are really scared. Ohno a huge scream i hope its not ginny another scream. Scary whispers in my ears. Voldemort is trying to convince everybody that they should give harry and ginny is the best and filtch is actually a genious. Yaaas miss i dont know your name anymore. And i also love luna. Hahahahahha ilove proffesor something woman mcgonnagan or something. shes so cute hahahahah awiieieiie all the other teachers are great too right now but it is especially the music that makes me really happy and excitted of course LOL im so happy Luna knows more go to screaming girl. They like to go through glasses and windows while filming ive seen it more often. Holy fuck thats one big army ohmyyyy are all those peope followers of voldemort. Ohmy. What is going to happen ohmy they broke their own promise. Helena is quite creepy isnt she. In the place where everythinh is hidden if you have to ask youll never know if you know youll never find it something like that. I like that ron knows the spel to open it. oh fuck theyre already there. They need one tooth from the basilisk. Come ooonnnn do it already ohmy fuck what is happening ohmy is it better now he is dead right aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ther kissing finalllyyyyyyy yaasssss ohmy yas i love it haha hand giggling. Ohmy voldemort is strong now. Ginny is so cute. The eternal wand is breaking? What is this he is using it to strongly or something. Id be scared to death ahhahaah see nevile running. Awieiiei its so sad tho. They have a good backup plann ohnooooo where is neville is he dead nooooo he is not yasss thankfully ohmy hahhahahahah you joker ’that went well’. Wowowowo also there are giants and stuff it seems like voldemort is winning now i do not wish to lose more of my followers or kids. Comeon harry find that stupid thing yaaaas theyre kissing again i love them. Malfoy you stupid fuck. Go harryyy dont die please i have already seen a post that he almost dies or something i cant lose him tho so careful pls. Is he going into that thing that vanishes things ohno he was searching for  that other thing. Whats that creature. I hear something. Harry pls save draco come on you. Yassss save him pls yeysysyysysyysys im so happty rn but watch it for the fire. HE GOT IT ITS IN THE FIRE THE DIADEM IS KILLED HE MUST BE REALLY WEAK RN i hope so but harry isnt really feeling better himself i see. Oh hes testing his skills by killing someone.. very brave V. … THis is such a good movie tho so many emotions are in this movie its so good. Lucius doesnt really look good actually tbh. Harry pls tell what you saw that you will come to him and he doenst have to find you pls do that and pls dont lag again wait imma start you up again bevause this is highly annoying. It now gives no nvrmind it has started. Hogwarts is one big mess tho ohmy its huge and terrible even spiders and stuff. The music makes it a hundred times more dramatic than it actually is tho its terrible who made this awesome shield Albuussusu or his brother yasss slay queen. There is some discussion about the wand what is snape going to do he is sort of nervous. The elder wand belongs to snape ohmy he is the true owner ohno he has to be killed wtf voldemort is such a mean person he is the worst i know. HP has to look at snape being killed wtf is he going to do something ohno there is blood all over the wall wtf is happening please save him HP save him you are such a good person at heart HP ohmy i wouldnt be able to do that at all. Snape is being pretty cute right now tbh dont dieeee i dont want people to die anymore wtf is happening and why does this keep happening. Harry stay strong and hermione too please everybody hears this now not anymore or ohmy thats not fucking true you are such a loser worst thing is its not a scream it is actually more powerful its is a whisper and how much more powerful is a whisper compared to a scream? Thats so true think about it if you will. Now everybody will be mad at harry i know it is true huh wait she was dead right. NOOOO WHY fredddd nooo fuck that shit and whyyyy luyping i said i didnt want to lose anyone anymore ohmy fuck dont you know how to listen you stupid fuck. Is this dumbledores office i think so i wish i was a witch you know how awesome that wouldve been? Aww who is the cute girl and the stupid girl and the cute little snape. Ohmy so first lily was severuss friend maybe they were lovers even thats so mean tho of James to take that advantage. Ohmyyyyy James is actually so mean tho ohmy and even dumbledore is mean is harry snapes kid or what i didnt quite get it. nope nope nope snape is the best person ever ohmyyyy i hope he lives ohmy fuck we all thought wrong all secrets are revealed. Ohmy fuckkk how is this possible snape is so cute noooo he must die in order to ohno snape loved lily so much so so sos o feeaking much thats so mean dumbledore ohmy fuck snape cares HE IS THE ONE THAT SHOWS HIM THE SWORD OHMY FUCK OR IT WAS LILY. HE MUST BE KILLED BY V. what is this movie ohmy fuck im screaming and crying and ohmy fuck i love you HP. Please live in the end but do kill V. Ron is so less handsome compared to hermione and harry NO OFFENSE AND FUCK ALL THESE MOVIES WHY WHY. Hes is ready to die ohmy fuck what is this shit. Oooh that is the stone that wil bring back to life isnt it so he is going to live int the end isnt it hes gonna live right just swallow the stone for me boy do it. I love sirius black more than who is remuss son? DONT DROP IT YOU FOOL AAAH WHY DID YOU DO IT NOW UGH WHY WHY. Watch it he is coming tho. LET HAGRID LIVE OKAY. THE FINAL SHOW. 40 min. Left. The sound is crazy what is he dead the spell was used on him now it was avada kadavra it is one of the three unforgivable spells. AW cute little ugly voldemort with a huge head. So he kills off his own horkroxe thats stupid right where are his glasses tho i like him more with his glasses on hes cuter like that. Im really relaxed i know that he will live, barely, but live. Were snape and lily meant to be i want to know come on now. I wnat to read the books and read what it all is about bevause i believe i missed half of it. HE LIVED THE FUCK OUT OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SPELL HE SAID DEAD WELL HE IS NOT YOU meanER hey that is the sorting hat thats nice. HELP WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU HARRY JUST WAIT FOR IT. hagrid looks quite happy tbh not really sad or anything. Why is he carried to the hogwarts castle tho. Harry is dead i dont think so whahhahahahha he will live. Even miss filch will not do such things and draco not either WHAHAHAHHA ITS YOUR OWN FAULT STAY DRACO NOOO DONT GO PLS. Nooooooooooo i had trust in you you fucker. NEVILLE TOO. No. No.nononononono. thats not going to what i dont remember what i was writing what are you going to say neville go boy yeah you go tell him pls. FRED WHY DID YOU DIE WHY TF. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HIS FACE OHMY THIS IS GREAT I LOVE IT> THEYRE WEAK now yeah you run pls. Coward the malfoys arent they always have been stupid persons. Harry do you see them now is he right around the corner. GREEN is the evil colour wait they just swapped plaves how tho okay great anyways. You go hermione throw some rocks at him. Yeah neville wake up grab the sword and just go. Wait a moment why could they get into the vault with imperior because anyone could have done it like that and millions of things could’ve been stolen right lol. But wowowowoowowowoowowo you go weasley mother yass. Wowow courage to jump like that hold on to him tho harry or youll die honey. Wutttttttttttttrt have they formed into one for a sec wt is harry still the samen ow IF THE SNAKE is killed harry might live through this drave is YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEVILLEEE I LOVE YOU SLAYYY BOY NOW YOURE WEAK HOW DOES IT FEEL voldemort isnt going to win this time. The wand always belonged to harry never to dumbledore ohmy that is genious there he goees he is officially dead right now he didnt even live for so long he couldve lived longer as a normal human being to be honest. HEY LUNA I LIKE YOU. HEY HARRY AND GINNY LIKE YOU TOO. THEYRE SMILING AGAIN NOW ALREADY hey hagrid sweetie. Now he is the only person to live after the avada spell isnt he. Hey herron shipname hermione and ron hahahhahahhah. Its a big mess tho. Okay so via draco it was harrys yay dont throw it out pls. Or break it WOW YOU STUPID HAHAHHAH WHY THO. I guess it will only bring problems but yeah it is kinda hasty to do such a thing isnt it. so he just defeated the darkest wizard ever and only has a bleeding nose wtf hahahha how does he do it tho. WHAT A BEAUTFUL END oh lets see 19 yrs later. LONdon AWIE CUTE BOYS whose childeren will that be. HARRIES AND GINNIES OHMY SO CUTEEE HAHAHHAHA OHMY IM REALLY HAPPY LOL EVEN DRACO IS THERE. He has a ferret that is boring why not an owl. Ohmyyyyyyy herron have kids toooooo yaysyysysy im gonna cry theyre so cute. A#IEIWIIWIWIASDF@#PR UFJ SDK FJ SKDLFSDFKNDFLAKSDJFASJDFOIJAWLKSJDFIJSDLFKJSKDFJK. HES SO CUTE AS A DAD I WONDER WHAT HE DOES FOR A JOB> for a living more lolololol ohmy its so cute tho. 19 years later they havent aged a day lolololol.