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INTERGALACTIC CRIME UNIT MALFUNCTION (ICUM) II: MILITARY BANQUET
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Major Daniel York is tasked to handle the general meeting of NATO military commander in Brussels to update on the current condition in the Eastern frontier. Behind the astute and well-composed man of uniform, reside a parasitic alien that smirked victoriously as he managed to infect the entire thing that these humans will put in their mouth and will probably have full control of the whole meeting room in a short period of time. It was a classic takeover starter with the Major went into the kitchen early in the morning and infected every single chefs, their sous chef and servers that's working for the day to provide nutritious meal for the meeting attendant. From then on, the hive mind that is all connected to Major Daniel as the progenitor of all the parasite within the perimeter decided to synchronize themselves to achieve maximum parasite takeover potential
He sees around the room, some General and his teams that choked for a brief second due to the infected still water as they chugged from their glass. It was a unique process because while the water indeed went down to the drain in their body, the liquid parasite split itself from the still water upon entering the mouth and instead flow without any obstacle into the brain. That was the cause of the temporary seizure as these aliens quickly planted itself to the brain and nervous system of their incoming host while slowly and surely trying to engulfed the entirety of it as the time goes by to assume full, undisturbed control.
And just like that, when the meeting eventually started, the point of discussion shifted from its usual topic about strategic capabilities, warring update and membership into the plot to populate the rest of the Earth. When the Secretary General addressed Major Daniel York as "Father" and give the stage for him to a roaring applause from the audience, human is another step closer to its extinction when its elite leaders are no longer working on the behalf of humanity
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Spell “icum”
I w a n t t o s e e y o u p e e
Lmao got youu
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fawktober day 26 - face sitting
"Don't you dare to look away."
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y'all im not okay
prompt list by @flightlessangelwings
#WHY IN THE FUCK HE LOOKIN LIKE THAT FOR???? HIS EYES#HIS FINGERS THE SIZE OF A DICK SIR IM FUCKING SICK OH MY GOD IM CRYING#why the fuck#and and and he’s so big I’m gunna be sick#fuck you mean don’t look away while you eating and digging em out like that??????#IM LOOKING AT THE CONSTELLATIONS AND THE UNIVERSE YOU MAKKNG ME SEe WHEN ICUM SIR?????#where is my :headband: emote#still thinking of a tag that isn’t four arm bastard sukuna for him lol
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Meet the all new apple brand cumrag, the iCum
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the portmantout but all instances of "h" were replaced with a space, separating it into countless lesser words
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Yrs I have a lot and love it icum inmy pants often
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Yeah. it's a lot to get into but tldr: there's an energy crisis in Monstropolis because humans are having fewer children, who monsters need to scare for electricity - so the CEO sets up a secret division of Monsters Inc (the Fuck Floor) where they fuck horny adult monsterfuckers to produce screams.
In the human world, the CIA under the leadership of president Marianne Williamson launches ICUM, the Intelligence Center for Understanding Monsters, where trained agents honeypot monsters to gain intel on the monster world.
Sulley gets sent to the Fuck Floor and he's sent through the closet to our protagonist Oakley who's part of the CIA, and they end up catching feelings for each other.
As part of the worldbuilding, both the monster and human worlds have become heavily involved in astrology:
I won't spoil everything but Williamson's secret service aka the Astral Warriors have to find out Sulley and Oakley's star signs to determine the fate of the two worlds.
New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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Ghana Link aims to boost economic growth with ICUMS training programme
Ghana Link Network Services has begun its annual intensive refresher training programme on the Integrated Customs Management System (ICUMS) for various stakeholders across the country. The ICUMS platform has revolutionised customs processes in Ghana by integrating all stakeholders involved in the customs clearance process, from shippers, MDA’s (Ministries, Departments and Agencies) and freight…
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whew 😅 #icummed 😋
“fuhh..oh my god-“ ony bucked his hips up, his tip hitting the back of your throat. your hand sliding up and down on his shaft, your other hand squeezing on his balls. “ouu shit wai-“ he tried to pull you off, still bobbing your head on his dick, blowing literal bubbles out of spit and his cum from previous orgasms he had. tasting his sweet but yet salty pre-cum that hit your taste buds. he rarely let you keep sucking after he’d nut but when he did, you made sure he’ll enjoy it. you let up with a pretty smile, showing your straight whites. “let me take care of you pa..just relax..” mid stroke you suck on his tip, hearing him let out a small gasp then throwing his head back, feeling his dick twitch before seeing his thick seed ooze out his tip. your smile growing wider as you jerk him off faster. "wanna give me one more, birthday boy?" only to hear his pretty whine, as a response. taking it as a 'yes' before sinking your mouth around his throbbing dick.
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For the first time I’m on the side of defending an ugly hot white man. Idk how the driver and cumberbatch stans have been fighting this fight for years
#to be clear#they are just wrong#the ugly hot ratio for those men is NOT in their favor#but i have some modicum (a minute-icum) of respect for their struggle
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