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[heartbxnd-blog]

– B A S I C S –

NAME:  N/A

ALIAS(ES)/HANDLE(S):   Vani

ARE YOU OVER 18?    Yes  /  No

IS YOUR MUSE?   Yes  /  No

WHEN WAS YOUR BLOG ESTABLISHED?    Heartbxnd: 14th of May 2018, Bxrryjxn: 18th of April 2018, Dreiiikxn: 12th of July 2018, Wxtaru: 11th of August 2018, Forgxtmxnot: 20th of May 2019.

– W R I T I N G –

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU WRITE WITH ON THIS BLOG?

No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people)  /  Yes (some people)  /  Highly (few people)  /  Private (mutuals only)

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU FOLLOW ON THIS BLOG?

No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people)  /  Yes (some people)  /  Highly (few people)  /  Private (mutuals only)

IF YOUR MUSE IS CANON, HOW MUCH DO YOU ADHERE TO CANON?

Not at all  /  A little (Headcanons)  /  Some  /  Mostly  /  Strictly  /  Not Applicable

WHAT POST LENGTHS DO YOU WRITE?

One Liners  /  Single-Para  /  Multi-Para  /  Novella

DO YOU USE ICONS AND/OR GIFS?

No  /  Gifs  /  Icons  /  Yes

DO YOU WRITE ON OTHER PLATFORMS?

No  /  Yes    (Discord)

WHAT LEVEL OF PLOTS DO YOU WRITE?

Unplotted  /  Open-Ended Plots (set up a meeting and see what happens)  /  Semi-Plotted (one or two steps ahead)  /  Fully Plotted Epics (plotted beginning, middle, and end)

HOW QUICKLY DO YOU USUALLY RESPOND TO THREADS?

Very Slow (more than a month)  /  Slow (3-4 weeks)  /  Average (1-2 weeks) /  Fast (less than one week)  /  Very Fast (less than three days)  /  It depends

WHAT TYPES OF THEMES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!)

Fluff  /  Angst  /  Smut  /  Violence  /  Tragedy  /  Domestic  /  Family  /  Conversational

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!)

High Fantasy  /  Supernatural /  Science Fiction  /  Historical  /  Horror  /  Comedy  / Romantic  /  Drama  /  Action  /  Adventure  /  Espionage

ARE THERE ANY THEMES YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING ON YOUR BLOG? (not triggers)

No  /  Yes  (Publicly I tend to stray away from the most controverial topics/subjects, simply bc of people’s reactions tend to be. So I keep most things in private only with people I trust.)/  Sometimes

DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS?  HOW DO YOU REQUEST IT TAGGED?

I don’t have any triggers

– S H I P P I N G –

WHAT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?

Romantic  /  Platonic  /  Familial

This depends on the muse you are looking to interact with, I can be quite nitpicky when it comes to my elderly muses.

WHAT TYPES OF PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO? Romantic  /  Platonic  /  Familial

DO YOU HAVE OTPS? No  /  Chemistry Only  /  Yes

DO YOU HAVE NOTPS? No  /  Yes  (Only on Morty- Honor.shipping, this is the only I am not interested at all in writing)

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION? Heterosexual  /  Heteroflexible  /  Bisexual  /  Pansexual  /  Homoflexible  /  Homosexual  /  Demisexual  /  Sapiosexual  /  Asexual

Morty and Blaine: Homosexual

Drake and Palmer: Heteroflexible

Pryce and Agatha: Heterosexual

Lance, Barry, Brendan, Juan, Tabitha, Riley: Bisexual

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S ROMANTIC ORIENTATION? Heteroromantic  /  Heteroflexible  / Biromantic  /  Homoflexible  /  Homoromantic  / Panromantic  / Demiromantic /  Sapioromantic  /  Aromantic

See above

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WRITING SMUT? No  /  Selectively  /  Yes

But not all of my muses are available to it.

HOW EARLY IN A RELATIONSHIP DO YOU SHIP ROMANTICALLY? Autoship  /  During plotting  /  After a couple IC interactions  /  Several IC interactions  /  Slow burn  /  Never

ARE YOU OPEN TO TOXIC SHIPS? No  /  Selectively  /  Yes

See Riley and Lance.

ARE YOU OPEN TO PROBLEMATIC SHIPS? (incest, canon history, age difference, complicated, etc.) No  /  Selectively  /  Yes

Incest is just a straight no to me.

Large age gaps between adults is fine by me.

Age difference between teens is cool by me as well (e.g.: One is 16 dating a 19 years old.)

IDEK what the others are.

ARE YOU OPEN TO POLYSHIPPING? No  /  Selectively  /  Yes

Depends on the muse, very few of mine would be willing to partake in such thing. Brendan and Barry in fact- are the only ones.

ARE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE SHIPPER? Never  /  Sometimes  /  Yes

fuck exclusivity lmao

DOES CRACK SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN? No  /  Yes

cries over all of my shippings in my blogs

– T A G G I N G! –

TAGGED BY:   @hustlingup TYSM <3

TAGGING:  @littlesilverplatinum, @rettosmuses / @soulchased, @thetreeofbeginning / @bloodofthecovenants  and anyone feeling like doing this. Just say I tagged you!

[ofdivinegrace]

Out of Context Things Said In The Discord Server Part II

“All hail the brazen angel who broke Michael.” 'In the words of the Archangel Gabriel "Bite me".' “Chuck is the fish Pudge” “ok but lowkey 'enemy of creation' is a badass title” “-dabs in Scorpio-”  “-cries in Leo-”  “I’m a stop sign.” “I shall never know the truth of my signs.” “ I'm a libra idk what that means.” “ It explains why u are always blocked.” “angry tea sipping is an art form.” “Scuse u, my phone is a Lady.” “we need to have labels for them; Michaels red, blue, and yellow.” “-smacks friend with a newspaper.-  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP.” “why is the server horny now?”  “tigger was my main bitch growing up” “i refuse to drink milk cause i don’t want my skeleton to become strong enough to leave my body.” “-incoherent hellish daddy issue screeching-” “they sing to him together;for double gay power.”  “i'm glad i can build my own canon with blackjack and hookers.” “ill swallow it whole don’t test me” “ -sssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppp-” “-smacks with a broom-” “-hisses; climbs the fridge-” “Apparently I'm transcending my human form to become a tiger." “y’all ever? [screams into the abyss]” “ *sips red bull* ....sometimes.” “ i'm at school and A NAKED MAN APPEARED ON TUMBLR DOT COM.” “cleaning nasty cat butts is like peak cat parent task.” “ plot twist the GOD stands for Great Old Dragons” “Glib Overbearing Dad” “Grumpy Omnipresent Dick” “If you won't let me or try to stop me having fun, I'm taking all the toys with me" “#fuckcanon” “wow i've been messaged by 4 spam bots and got followed by 3 porn bots in the past 2 days like i love a functioning website.” “ -throws confetti for the free day-” “Celestial Pikachu” “strangers on tumblr say the darndest things” “ I will fight and kick ur teeth out then cry about whatever you said to me.” “ he only want to be insulting when he prays right now.” “Dear Lord; Fuck you. Amen. Easy” “-high pitched noises of alarm that only dogs can hear-” “icb this car has more furniture than my place.”  “ -puts him on his camel-” “ON HIS WHAT?” “Camel.”  “I said no bitch -turns to goo and slithers away-”  “ Who gonna smite me so I can get some goddamn rest” “ also theres a dick museum there so” “the one with a lot of dICKS FROM ALL SPECIES? I WANNA GO THERE” “ yeah and an occasional fucking volcano explosion.” “ I read ‘occasionally fucking a volcano’” “He was the original gross angel” “WAS?” “i can't believe tumblr made me read the words "shark apologists" with my own two eyes” “ not sure if kink or cannibalism.” “ -giggling over Poseidon HOOKING up with people.-” “HES LITERALLY LOADED UP WITH SO MUCH AMGER OK” “ amger is amor and anger combined.” “ mini army of michaels ready to Throw Down” “An archangel; having self care? IN THIS ECONOMY?” “Look I’m 300 years old I don’t know slang” “What’s his name?” “Precious Mcperfectface” “More like Nerd Mcnerdface.” “ Hit it till u dont feel it” “ cut it off and reattach it afterwards” “Creamy crimes sounds kinky” “ i don't have pale people problems, i have my-mom-had-nice-olive-skin-but-she-didn't-pass -those-particular-genetics-onto-me-i-only-got-the-dark hair problems” “ the amount of straighteners i burned through in my emo days” “ ...............how do you burn a straightner??” “Sold my soul to the dark lord” “It was so easy to sell your soul back then;Now they ask for your credit score like fucking hell” “ The historical data demands paranoia” “STARS STREAK ACROSS THE SKY IN THE SHAPE OF A MIDDLE FINGER” “ah, stars, the twitter characters of the celestials” “ THIS IS WHY GOD DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU” “ he's build your own angel now :1 ikea version” “ he can't even carry his limbs to raphael for reattachment” “ STARVED OF AFFECTION AND FOOD” “LISTEN” “STARVED” “ and i've only stolen a gerber” “ i thought that read gerbil and i was like....” “ Wasn’t me I don’t even own a pair of eyes” “ what are you jack?" “you’re Jack?” “BRAINLINK” “Drunken moose antics”

[zcldrizes-a]

❤︎ 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 ! I know you didn’t think you were escaping a post about this, or me throwing it out there to the void that it IS in fact your birthday, because honestly everyone should know to give you all of the birthday love – but I will try to keep this post from being a little shorter than last year, because otherwise it’s going to turn into an enormous essay titled ‘how much I adore my husband’ and honestly the length of that would blow any thesis of yours out of the water. And honestly, I’m still squinting at our parents for choosing to have us a year apart and a world apart, because I would genuinely love to give you the biggest hug and remind you that no, you are not that old, but you have accomplished more in your non-old years than most people ever do in their lifetimes, and you’re only just getting started. Icb I’m already starting the sap, and I promise literally none of this is going to be coherent. 

But in tradition of our long posts and our lack of ability to adhere to a word limit – let me put this under a read more before anyone yells at me for breaking the dash, because it’s likely it’s a possibility ( and you know when I start, I don’t stop. ) // @killthebxy

Most of what I want to and could say, I’ve already said before. You’ve been here since the very, very, very beginning of my blog – and almost two years later, you are still here. And that I was so intimidated to talk to you at first because your writing, and your blog was stunning and I was still trying to figure out what a tag was, and how to code a theme, and I think it took me about five minutes of talking to you before that changed. I keep saying it to people, and I’ve said this to you so, so many times by now, but knowing you genuinely changed my life for the better. You know how I was, and what I was like when we met – and there are always going to be bad days and good ones, but what I will say is this: since we met, there have been a hell of a lot less bad days. I have quite literally told you things that I have never told anyone before, and it’s always been met without judgment, but with the most pure of understanding and patience, and a heart bigger than anyone I’ve ever met.

There is a reason people gravitate to you so much, husband, and it’s entirely due to how magnetic you are. How welcoming you are, the fact you’re always happy to offer a level headed opinion without taking sides, the fact whenever someone is having a bad day you’ll literally drop everything to hear it. How many times have you stayed up when I’m sad, and literally asked “will you be okay if I sleep?” Or that one day where you were on a break at work, and you were like “I’m going to talk you through this, because I can see you’re not doing so well right now” and literally ( well, almost literally ) just held my hand through every part of it? How many people have you done that for in your time here? There is a reason tumblr broke over #FILGATE, and there is a reason people got so excited upon your return back to tumblr. And speaking of, we don’t talk about that four month period of time, because your wife was a puddle on the floor ( I was literally you in summer ) because on the one hand, I was so, so, so proud of you for doing so well and for everything you were accomplishing, and on the other hand, my .exe failed because I was like “what to do without the other half here” and I hate to think how many messages you returned to.

Maybe that is part of it, though. You throw yourself so deeply into everything you do with such genuine love and interest. The day, for example, you had tweaks made to your research project – and came home and were radio silent for the rest of the day, because you were so consumed with everything they’d said to you. Or the fact whenever you cave and make a new blog, you don’t just make a blog and start threads and call it a day – you have to go around and fix every part of that canon, and craft it to make your own, and write a thesis worth of metas. You genuinely care, about whatever it is that you’ve decided to commit to, and you just commit to whatever it is. Honestly, I admire that so, so much.

I honestly just cannot believe how much happiness I have gained from knowing you. Whether that’s just tossing around headcanons, or memes, or crying over my cats, or the many times that you’ve talked to me while drunk ( and reassured me that I am in fact prettier than the drag queens I danced with ) – or my personal favourites, our movie nights and the time we supported each other through 8x02, and the time I convinced you to watch Narnia with me, or even when I stayed up til 3am on a day I had work in the morning because I was determined to not watch Spartacus alone ( “nothing can hurt me anymore” – and “WAIT I TAKE IT BACK” ) – some of these memories are my favourite ever, out of the entire time I’ve been roleplaying. And the thing that makes me smile is for years to come even when I finally step away from this site, I’ll still have those, and I’ll always think back of how happy these things made me, and you’re always going to be a part of that.

And let’s not even get me started on the almost dozen verses we have, or the fact we seem to have a new one every few days / weeks, and how much I love each of them, and how inspired I am for them. They make me happy. And on a bad day, each of those things I have screenshotted for the sad days makes me smile, and you’re a large reason for that.

Husband, I love you. With my entire heart, I love the person you are and how happy you make me. Forever the Jon to my Daenerys, the wolf to my dragon, the Winter to my Spider, the Gannicus to my Saxa, the Crixus to my Naevia, the Sheldon to my Amy, the law to my science, the brain to my heart, the constant voice in my head that tells me I’m going to be okay,  the father to my children ( which makes me the mother to Neo and listen, I will never give that title up, that photo of him is still on my phone ), the writing soulmate I never knew I needed and my reason to smile on a bad day and my pocket Fil who roars at mean people for me and my best friend and otter half and my husband, from this day til my last day.

𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌. 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚. ❤︎