#ibeh rottmnt

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/43828288/chapters/118863493

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how did i forget- tw: blood, blur (?)

can't read the word i just realized.

Unblurred:

Song - Control by Halsey

"Who is in control?"

Based off chapter 31 of i'm bringing everyone home by @unfortunate-songbird

individuals under the cut (also sketch)

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pspspsppspss <3

sorry for the wait i love you all so much here’s the funny update

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43828288/chapters/119744824

<3<3

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i’d threaten maroon but there’s no point

no extortion can be done because there’s nothing any of you can do to change his fate

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I’m sorry for literally never updating or posting any fics

i don’t even have like a good reaosn imwjust so tired all the tims and write Brain not go

think I’m decaying ykno

urgrhrhh

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Ibeh incorrect quotes again :D

Leo: I need to tell you something 

Violet, mildly suspicious: Yeah?

Leo: I …. I’m gay

Violet: oh lmao I though you were gonna say you and Donnie taped Navy to the ceiling again

Raph: What are you thankful for this year?

Leo, staring Navy directly in the eyes: Having all my limbs. 

-Raphael differences-

Raph: Mikey. *gentle nudge* Mikey, are you okay?

Maroon: Violet! *slaps him* Wake up! 

Maroon: You guys have fun today?

Leo: Yeah!

Mikey: I never knew fire could spread so quickly 

Violet: Yeah. *laughs nervously* Don’t tell Splinter about that

Casey: We need to distract the others

April: Leave that to me. 

April: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. 

*immediate chaos*

Donnie: By that logic sphinxes, pegasi, and non-biblical angels are ALSO insects

Raph: Wings don’t count! They're not limbs!

Donnie: Then what are they?!

Raph: They're- They're-

Raph: (victoriously] APPENDAGES

Donnie: WHAT DO YOU THINK LIMB

MEANS?

Raph: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Navy: The foundation of this

discussion is flawed. Categorizing

animals by number of limbs is as

meaningless as it is stupid.

Coral: *points at Navy* Support your

argument!

Navy: Octopi are spiders.

Everyone:

Maroon, previously uninvolved: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Violet, with gravity: No, no. He’s got a point. 

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funky fresh ibeh content

April, looking at the news: Man, this is messed up. People being dropped from 20 feet up, unbelievable. 

Casey: I know, right? 20 feet, just walk it off. 

Raph: Casey

Raph: You do know regular people don’t just “walk off” a 20 foot drop, right?

Casey: 

Casey: So all those times I pushed criminals off buildings and they were all “AAAAAA” they weren’t just being funny?

Donnie: I thought it was funny, Casey

Casey: FOUR MONTHS

Donnie: What’s wrong with him?

Coral, hiding a smile: Nothing

Casey: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT 

Leo: How on earth are you not stressed right now?!?

Navy: You have no idea how low my bar is for a good day

Donnie: Someone once called alcohol “spicy water” and I think about that every day

Leo: I have a name you rat

Violet: Talking about your feelings is SO important I won’t do it but you guys definitely should

Coral: What?

Leo: ummm, yknow how you told me not to wake you up unless the lair was on fire?

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alright 

i lost both polls i was in first round

so

i’m dissecting mikey

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when the mental is illness

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More ibeh incorrect quotes to apologize for being too hyperfixated on tears of the kingdom to update

Splinter: Told my kids they were allowed to hit each other once per day so they should really think it through and not waste their one hit and now they're calmly discussing when might be the best time to hit each other (but the actual hitting has stopped, I'm a genius)

April: Every time I’m confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together. 

Donnie, Leo, Raph, Mikey: 🥺🥺

April: And I tell myself, if I can keep these dumbass clowns alive, that means I can handle any problem

That one scene from the movie

Raph: I… I am at a loss for words

Leo, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Raph proceeded to yell at me for the next forty-five minutes

Navy: You wanna mock people, or do you wanna let me talk to Raph?

Leo: I wanna mock people  

Leo: I’m sorry for whatever I did. If Navy did it, I’m not sorry and you can’t make me fix it

Violet: Nervous breakdown? I’m very confident in my breakdowns, actually. 

April: Tag what you intend on majoring in.

Navy: Respecting Women

Mikey: bat man

Leo: minecraft

Maroon: weed

Raph: W

Donnie: Criminal justice and psychology.

Casey: I'm terrified l'Il lock myself in an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years!

Coral: Minecraft

Violet: Minecraft as well

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Maroon looks up

“Hey, how’d it go?”

Navy looks him dead in the eyes. “A depressed murder-hobo Donnie just completely obliterated me.”

“Wow, even worse than that laser?” Violet calls. He ducks the spatula chucked at his head. “That’s okay, bro,” Maroon says, clapping his brother on the back. “You’re always a champion to us.”

Navy, even after all these years, tears up at that very specific reassurance. “You are the actual worst,” he sniffles, because Maroon absolutely knows what he’s doing. The smirk confirms it. “You’ve got probably half an hour before the kids wake up and bully you back into your grave,” Coral warns, appearing from actual thin air. Navy groans, already dreading the sheer amount of mockery that’s about to come his way. He was hoping to distract them with-

Oh. Oh, yeah. Whoops. (Now that he’s actually out of the apocalypse and can actually live a normal ish life, he should probably look into actually getting that ADHD diagnosis)

“When they see what I brought back from the tournament, they’ll be a little too distracted to harass me.”

Maroon snorts doubtfully. “What, did you bring them a unicorn?”

Navy turns back to the doorway, realizes his new friend (kid) friend is nowhere in sight, and sighs. “Pspspspspspspsp,” he calls into the sewer tunnels. “I’m not a cat,” a cloaked figure says. It’d sound impassive and empty to most, but Navy’s been around enough miserably depressed and just all around wrecked people (himself included) to detect the slight petulance in his tone. “Of course you aren’t,” he responds unconvincingly. Then he turns to his brothers. “Come meet Ghost!”

“Oh, is that the-“

Navy flares frantically at Maroon, who does not shut up like he should. “-depressed mur-“

Navy, through sheer force of Will and mortification, manages to activate his flaky ninpo enough to portal Maroon directly into Draxum’s apartment. “Anyways,” he says hurriedly before either one of his remaining brothers can cruelly embarrass him by exposing what was supposed to be a private joke between confidants about his first impression of the guy. “That’s Violet, that’s Coral, and the other guy is Maroon. Don’t worry, he’s fine. I sent him to Mikey’s grouchy second dad’s place.”

Ghost does not vibe well with portals. Navy probably should’ve remembered that before abruptly dropping his brother through one. “You should totally bring your kids around next time!”

“Great, like I don’t have enough migraines,” Casey grunts, shuffling over to the fridge to rifle through it. “When did you get here?” Navy asks, both perturbed and proud. Ghost looks a tad more of the former than the latter. Casey shrugs and waltzes away with his Go-gurt. “If yours are anything like mine, the Donnies are going to kill each other and the Leos are going to drive everyone else to kill them,” Ghost huffs. “Consider: free responsible babysitting. The kids go blow up stuff or whatever and you can take a long, hot bath and sleep for a full eight hours. Consecutive, even.”

“Okay, fine. Couple weeks from now?”

“…. I was actually kinda hoping in the next thirty minutes before my kids wake up and start brutally mocking me.”

Ghost sighs. “I’ll go get them.”

gshshhdhfg I have zero idea whatsoever if this is in character or just completely ridicouslt but that comic made me happy stim So Much and I had to write something before I exploded

@amevello-blue <— super cool author of Ghost in the Shell !! (That’s where Ghost is from. Considering the size of the ghost cult i don’t think anyone reading this wouldn’t know abt it, but just in case if you haven’t read it go read it it’s so cool)

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More ibeh incorrect quotes heehoo

Coral: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*  Coral: Urgh, is this expired?  Coral: *Takes another sip of milk*

Navy: Is this a good idea?  Navy: Probably not.  Navy: Do I care?  Navy: No.

Leo: I need life advice.  Maroon, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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IBEH Leo

@rottmntpeepawpolls

I’m gonna lose by a landslide it’s inevitable but I’m gonna make a post anyway

He’s cool!

woke up in the past, immediately assumed he was in hell, and was just kinda “yeah alright” abt it

Cannot be suprised anymore

Casey JR called him dad and he shutdown for a full two hours

good dad! good dad! loves his stupid brothers

Cool name!!!

he goes by Navy bc Leo bullied him into changing mask colors

To give you a sense of this man’s silly goofy personality:

Hypno: That Navy guy creeps me out. You never know what he’s thinking. 

Navy, staring at nothing: man I really want some coffee

Leo: How on earth are you not stressed right now?!?

Navy: You have no idea how low my bar is for a good day

Uhhhhh please vote for him and his three brothers, four little brothers/kids(?), one little sister, and one son

Had a massive emotional breakdown in the apocalypse and the thing that got him on the path to recovery was a freaking Lion King reference

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heehoo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43828288/chapters/119204284

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https://www.tumblr.com/unfortunate-songbird/695520748350160896/rottmnt-minecraft-hc-because-brainrot-raph-always

Saw that post and wanted to ask for that but with the future turtles if your alright with that

Oh! Genius!

Maroon narrates everything he’s doing like a twitch streamer because he wants to be annoying

jokes on him tho bc Donnie has been streaming it for months on twitch. He’s amassed a decent following and many fans are begging for a face reveal. Maroon has absolutely no idea

he’s also the proud owner of a large bee farm. Each bee is named after a different crime. Tax Evasion died in a tragic accident and is survived by his wife Tax Fraud and his son Tax Evasion JR

Navy makes cool builds using those step by step YouTube videos. It’s very relaxing to him, just gathering up supplies and making it block by block- like legos. Leo mocks him for it but also Leo has the worst building skills known to man and all of his creations are horrendous eyesores so who’s the real winner here

No one has seen Coral in weeks. He claims he’s playing, and the log shows him joining and leaving the game, but his avatar is nowhere to be found. Mikey and Leo make a parody Buzzfeed Unsolved video about his disappearance.

both Leo and Navy’s arachnophobia extends to Minecraft spiders

Violet spends a lot of time in mineshafts looting and dying to cave spiders and whatnot. He’s created many lairs within multiple mineshaft systems. Occasionally he runs into Mikey, who usually scurries off down another tunnel like a rabid mole rat