#iamalivingparody

[nameless-shrimp]

To my dearest shrimpy, even though you've rejected me before I'm writing this to tell you exactly how I feel.

You're my dream lover, you fit everything I've ever wanted in life. What might that be you ask? To die of course!

We could do so many things to see the light together! Oh imagine how wonderful it would be.

If you'd like I could take you out to coffee before then, anything you'd like. Don't worry about the price I'll be stealing every last cent from Chuuya.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes upon, so would you do me the honor? Either way look out your window.

Sincerely,

your future lover Dazai Osamu

(yeah I asked u ur name for this lol)

AWWW, HOW ADORABLE, THIS IS SO, SO CUTE. I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH BESTIE, IMMA CRY.

[vivinightingale]

Pass the happy 🌻 when you receive this, list with 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications! <3

All my friends and followers on here because you guys are just the best I love you all.

Writing for you all, especially when you guys send all your lovely prompts.

My husband Shinjiro Aragaki I need more of him in my life.

My puppy Kaylee, everytime I come home she acts like I've been gone for years!

Playing video games because I get to go to another world.

I tag: @tarahhornee @funamusea-imagines @iamalivingparody @rumbllefish @z-iridest @pa3art-gb @agirlinsearchof

[secondaryrealm]

I got tagged by @ohyema ! (sorry I just saw that you tagged me! Thank you this was fun ^.^) (also I just wanna say your art and blog in general is awesome! I really love your style <3)

Relationship Status: Super single lol

Favorite Color: Blue!

Three favorite foods: Tacos, Pizza, and Stir Fry <3

Song that’s stuck in my head: When we were young cover by Andy Black and Juliet Simms

Last song I listened to: Broken by Seether and Amy Lee (listening to this and the song above for inspiration on a new oneshot~)

Last thing I googled: “Human hunting for sport book” okay let me explain, my fam and I were watching Star Wars the Clone Wars and that episode where Jedi padawans are kidnapped so they could be hunted for sport came on. We couldn’t remember the name of the book where that trope started, so I googled it. I’m not like, trying to actively seek out disturbing books or something lmao XD 

Dream Trip: In a future were Covid is a thing of the past, my dream vacation would be a trip to Venice! Either that or Disney World. 

Anything I really want: At this point all I really want is enough income to support myself, take care of my parents so they can finally retire, and not have to stress about money every week. I know that’s kinda heavy but yeah, that’d be really really nice ^^’

Now let’s tag: @bruhhhhhhhhnuhhhh @vivinightingale @iamalivingparody @draconicmaw @readerinsertfanfiction and @cest-la-vie-ma-copine ! Only do it if you guys want to of course <3

[deejadabbles]

I was tagged by the lovely @ohyema ! Thank you, this looks super fun and I loved reading your answers <3 

Rules: MAKE A NEW POST, bold what applies to you and tag whoever you want to get to know better.

Appearance:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses or contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backward

Hobbies & Talents:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to t.v shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

Relationships:

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Aesthetic:

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Misc:

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mum friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least one dog // i have a cat

Now lets see, I want to tag: @readerinsertfanfiction @bruhhhhhhhhnuhhhh @vivinightingale @forever-paramore28 @iamalivingparody and @planeta-en-orbita-x16 you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to though ^.^

[whorefordazai]

tysm for the tag !! this was fun hehe

tagging: @hanazou @bsdparadise @jadegreenimmortality @requiem626k @internetkilledtheroxstar @bakajinko @kyuus4ku @shakespearesdrugdealer @shamelesspastawobblerland @nameless-shrimp @iamalivingparody @scul-pted @levsw0rms @tender-rosiey @dazsamus @dazais-osamu @greenshirtimagines @its-chuuya-bitch @diary-of-a-poltergeist @alittlesimp @atsushiscocksucker

mutuals bingo

Tagged by @trashlord-007 and @bananapepper420 Mark the squares you have in common with the person that tagged you and see if you get a bingo. Then make your own version!

tagging @lilhwahwa @thorsdreams @bloom-bloom-pow @pixelhwi @miniyeo @kpoppinandlockin @shyirefly @hynngseo (feel free to ignore) and everyone else who wants to do this

[umeberries]

💕 Hope you're doing well :-)

This is me eating up all the tender care and concern you bake into each and every one of your posts:

You’re such a sweet person, and I always want to tell you how much I appreciate the little well-wishes you sprinkle into your adorable writing and lovely headcanons. Thank you for sharing your great ideas with the YGO fandom, and more importantly, thank you for sharing YOU with us! I love youuu 🌸

(send me a 💕   for a compliment!)

[nameless-shrimp]

For the flustering thing, Dazai would probably fall in love with you, especially if you offer to drive him places. If he was real you'd literally have to reject him regularly lol.

oh god, yes. true.

i will definitely drive him everywhere. and i would definitely reject him a lot yet it'd be so adorable to see him whine and pout. aaawww, gosh, i love him.

[vivinightingale]

Comfort characterRequest by the sweet @iamalivingparody 💕

Hey I saw ur post and was wondering if it's ok if I request one I'm asking bc if ur busy I don't wanna add pressure either way hope ur doing well and staying safe

Sammy was something of a ray of sunshine to those who know her. She was always there when others need her, always there to hear what bothers you. One day though her mood seemed as cloudy as the day itself.

She quietly went around the house doing her daily chores, and her frown never ceased. This bothered Bakura to no end. So when she was done he took her into the living room, and sat her on the couch beside him.

He began to run his hands through her brown hair "what wrong love?" She leaned into his touch before tell him about the insecurities that have been bothering her.. He didnt say anything until she finally finished.

Once she did he pulled her down in the couch with him, laying her down on top of him as he continued to run his finger through her hair. "I know that these insecurities can sometime be over powering, but please remember that I'm always here for you." He bent down slightly to kiss her forehead " I will bear these troubling thoughts with you. So please dont be afraid to come to me when those thoughts start coming back."

For the rest of the evening he pointed out everything he loved about her, kissing each area that he could. "No matter what happens ill always be here to remind you how every inch of you is beautiful."

[umeberries]

Seto Kaiba, also hope ur day's going well :-)

( Character asks! ) Thank you Sammy, I hope yours is too! <333

Why I like them: I made this for a laugh but it actually sums up the archetype I’m weakest for, and in my heart, Seto rules as king of the wounded pretty boy jerks:

I also love how absurdly over-the-top he is about everything. I think if he had to go two days without being melodramatic he’d die.

Why I don’t: The way he treats Joey as subhuman trash still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): Yugi vs. Seto at the Battle City semifinals. All the anime mind game switcheroonies they both pull to try and summon their God Cards gets me every time. For a more serious scene, the part when he loses to Noah and he and Mokuba get petrified before they can hug.

Favorite season/movie: BATTLE CITY BATTLE CITY BATTLE CITY. It’s peak Kaiba to me: the literal God complex, the grandiose poses, Kaiba literally taking over the whole city, the gigantic blows to his ego forcing him to rethink everything he holds as true.

Favorite line: I know it’s dub-only, but I’ve gotta give it to “Mokuba, what do I always tell you? If at first you don’t succeed, blast them with your Blue Eyes again!”

Favorite outfit: It’s the Battle City trenchcoat for me, luv. KC Grand Prix suit is a close second.

OTP: Seto x me I confess, I’m actually not a huge shipper! I like him with Ishizu, is that one Trustshipping?

Brotp: Seto x being forced to spend time with the nerd herd and not hating it as much as he expected to despite himself

Head Canon: I think he smells really nice. Clean, with a hint of a spicy cologne.

Unpopular opinion: Hm...I guess I can’t ever see him and Joey working in a relationship. I don’t mind if others ship it, of course.

A wish: For him to find someone other than Mokuba he can trust. Romantically, platonically, anything, just please give that man some positive relationships.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I don’t want him to be dead forever post-DSOD. I hate the thought that he’d leave Mokuba behind like that.

5 words to best describe them: Guarded, condescending, proud, surprisingly selfless

My nickname for them: Nerd jock

[jadegreenimmortality]

Thanks for the tags, @whorefordazai, @alittlesimp, @requiem626k and my dear Lu! 💖

What a beautiful picrew, it has a Black Butler/Alice in Wonderland vibe 🤭.

I love how the "self-depictions" tend to turn out like shojou-versions of oneself when there's a lack of variety in skin/hair colours or hair textures 😂 -

Tagging @kiyokoxd, @missrown, @iamalivingparody, @dazsamus (do you even like tag games?) & everyone else who wants to do it!!!!

This picrew yall

Tagging: @oifelixcmerebrou, @imdamnconfused, @angelicbox

[umeberries]

Thanks for the tag, @ha-tep​! Time for my 5 comfort shows:

1) The Great British Bake-Of

2) Revolutionary Girl Utena

3) Cardcaptor Sakura

4) Avatar: The Last Airbender

5) Adventure Time

I tag @bisexualmattholtstan @tcheschire @argyrosauxiliatrix @iamalivingparody @vivinightingale​ and anyone else who'd like to do it 🍁

[vivinightingale]

Comfort characters Masterlist

So you guys can always come back to read them 💕

Funamusea-Imagines's comfort character

Nothipsterenoughforthis's comfort character

Bisexualmattholtstan's comfort character

Yuyatheprecure's comfort character (oc)

Planeta-en-orbita-x16's comfort character

Yuyatheprecure's second comfort character

Iamalivingparody's comfort character

Z-iridest's comfort character

Z-iridest's second comfort character

My comfort character

[umeberries]

self isolation game:

rules: MAKE A NEW POST, the last photo of a celebrity that you saved to your phone is your current isolation buddy

Tagged by: the inimitable @ha-tep

I KNEW IT.

Tagging: @bisexualmattholtstan @iamalivingparody @vivinightingale

[umeberries]

Thank you kindly for the tag @tcheschire​ ☕️

tea or hot chocolate? cozy books or halloween movies? plaid or corduroy? foggy mornings or twinkly nights? orange or black? pumpkin or apple pie? wool or velvet? picking fruit or carving pumpkins? libraries or coffee shops? cinnamon or peanut butter? spooky or cozy halloween? candles or fairy lights?

Tagging anyone who’d like to do it! To get the ball rolling: @silvermalkin @ha-tep @bisexualmattholtstan @iamalivingparody @shoutaaizawas @isolshi @eraser-baby

[umeberries]

Thank you for the tag @ha-tep 💜

Rules: MAKE A NEW POST, bold what applies to you and tag whoever you want to get to know better.

Appearance:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses or contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backward

Hobbies & Talents:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to t.v shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

Relationships:

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Aesthetic:

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Misc:

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mum friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least one dog // i have a cat

Tagging @tcheschire @bisexualmattholtstan @iamalivingparody @vivinightingale @isolshi @eraser-baby

[vivinightingale]

I wanna start an appreciation post for @iamalivingparody. Your love letters are sweetest thing, and very well written. Your writing deserve all the love and dedication you put into them. I love watching you and your writing grow! And I cant wait to see you to continue to grow!