#i..... also have this headcanon within the piratemom risky au

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MORE DUMB SKY HEADCANONS TIME what if she completely loses the Mature™ persona when she's alone like,, she'll be singing the H2O theme tune at the top of her lungs in the shower and drawing her birdsona and making bird noises and re-enacting that scene from Shrek the Third with Snow White and the birds and putting her heart and soul into every dumb thing she does like she used to when she was a kid and when Shantae gives her those lectures abt how she misses the old Sky bc she used to be so passionate and she shouldn't be a afraid to ~be herself~ no matter how ~cringe~ it is and blah blah blah Sky will be like "no I absolutely refuse that's ridiculous I am a young Adult™ now that's just not me anymore" but she has Wrench with her as always and he sees ALL and he just gives her this disapproving look but he doesn't make a big deal out of it bc he knows how important Sky's Mature Pride™ is to her Bonus: imagine how she'd react if she was caught BONUS bonus: now imagine her face if ROTTYTOPS of all people caught Sky being her old self like,, Sky's singing the H2O theme tune and Rotty joins in and Sky's just suddenly overwhelmed by this whirlwind of shame (she was just caught singing the H2O theme tune passionately by someone she doesn't even like), confliction (but Rotty did the embarrassing thing WITH her so it can't be that bad amd it WAS kinda fun) and anger (how DARE Rottytops even EXIST in her general vicinity let alone see her doing something embarrassing and JOIN IN she can't have fun with ROTTYTOPS they're SWORN ENEMIES™) and while Sky is just there trying to figure out wtf to think, feel, say and do, Rotty is just holds Sky's hands in hers and her eyes are all lit up and she's running on the spot and talking at a million miles an hour like "OHMYGODOHMYGOD I REMEMBER H2O YOU JUST BROUGHT BACK A MEMORY FROM MY CHILDHOOD I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL GONE FOREVER DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS THIS IS HUGE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THANK YOU SOSO MUCH I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE BEST" and Sky's offended expression just kinda eases up a little when she realises that yes, this is huge and she takes a deep breath and is like "ok but... Rottytops?? DON'T SPEAK OF THIS TO ANYONE EVER. deal?" and Rotty's like "yea ok sure" and then goes home like "ABNER holy F U C K" but her bros don't blab to anyone else and the atmosphere when Sky and Rotty are in the same room is just Slightly Less Tense so it's cool