#i-ashhart

[cthonicascendant]

Weed time

god5 i vvi5h that vvere me

[feralthembo]

@i-ashhart

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

[beyond-a-name]

@i-ashhart Thank you for crabs. I'm not presently a huge fan of giving tumblr money, but I think it's very thoughtful that you gave me a thing :)

[secondbeatsongs]

After reading your four posts I HAVE to know what your thoughts are for the adult/older audience (I forget which they said its gonna be) reboot and what could it mean for the plot with Sam's actress not returning

I have heard of this reboot, and honestly? no thoughts. head empty.

well. maybe a few thoughts...

I haven’t heard much about what the actual plot is going to be like, though I have heard rumors that Freddie is divorced and has a kid, and that bothers me in ways I can’t get past

like, of course I know that in real life, there are people who are divorced and/or have children by the age of...26?

(no, wait - Freddie’s birthday is Feb 4th, and if they’re sticking with a ‘94 birth year, he’d be 27. and yes, I know that off the top of my head; shut up)

anyway yes, there are actual real-life people who are divorced and/or have kids by 27, but I think it’s a really weird direction to take the plot with him. in the show, his ending just killed me, and I’d hate for him to have been unhappy (or mostly living with his mom!) for the past 9 years

when it comes to Sam’s actress not returning - I mean, good for her, honestly. I’ve read only a bit of what Jennette McCurdy went through during her acting career, and I’m happy that she got out and is doing her own thing now. like yes, I will miss Sam because she was a great character, but Jennette’s happiness is way more important!

also, jesus christ, people have been vicious about there being new characters? and I genuinely do not care. so what? lots of shows add new characters during a reboot/revival!

the amount of racism people were hurling at the actresses for the new characters is despicable. there’s no other way to process that - it was horrible, and nobody should ever attack people like that. I feel so bad for the new actresses! they don’t deserve this at all, and it’s horrifying.

now, all of that being said...uh. I don’t really expect much out of this show.

look, you know me - I loved the original iCarly, even though it was very stupid, had really questionable morals at times, and made almost no sense! I adore it, and it makes me happy.

so I will be watching the iCarly revival...but I don’t expect it to be as enjoyable (or anywhere near as enjoyable) as the original.

it’s not their fault - that’s just how revivals work! nothing is ever going to be as good as (or better than) the original show. it’s just impossible.

(I mean, I’m holding out hope that Leverage will be, but that’s it, y’know?)

I fully predict that the iCarly revival will be disappointing. I think it might be boring, or unfunny, or try too hard to be “relatable” to a generation that it lost touch with 9 years ago. I am prepared to heavily dislike it.

and even though the revival will technically be canon, I reserve the right to ignore it if I don’t like it. and if I ever post one of my iCarly fics that I’ve been poking at since 2017, I will take joy in tagging them as not canon compliant, because there’s no way I’d change my work to reflect whatever probably-dumb decisions the show is probably going to make.

anyway, there is a bright side to all of this: I will now get to continue thirsting over Jerry Trainor! he grew his hair out again, and it looks nice! :D

so like. even if the show is bad, at least there’s that!

[normal-horoscopes]

A NEW SOUL JOINS

WELCOME @i-ashhart​

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[fallynleaf]

@i-ashhart yes, you can backread by scrolling up (though it is a bit of a pain haha)! and yeah, i’m a pc user, so i’m not sure if the mobile app would tolerate this, but i have my dashboard set to display as pages, and i literally just page down to the bottom of the page (the end button is helpful for this) and click “next” over and over until i’ve reached the point on my dashboard where i last left off. from there, i scroll up the page, then page down and hit “previous,” then scroll up that page, etc.

does it take a lot more time to do it this way? yes. is it annoying with the way that tumblr pages work now? also yes. am i going to stop? absolutely not. i don’t like missing posts, and i also much prefer seeing everything in context, so i insist on using this awful website backwards lol. i do the same with my curated twitter list

[youropinion-iswrong]

well if i’m on desktop while my phone’s dead i might as well do Tumblr Desktop Things

my top fans from the past month are @porbbamt @lilactidalwave @i-ashhart and @thevoidsflame congrats on not only managing to cope with my existence but actively supporting it

[bitch-gripe-complain]

Btws sorry im a messy bitch who has brake doends om this blog, go chek ou my main if you dont want to see my train reck i dont blame you @i-ashhart

[feralthembo]

@i-ashhart

This is a sturgeon appreciation post.

I love those little guys.

Beluga, Atlantic, Lake, Gulf, you name it.

I am appreciating them all right now

[horcruxcookies]

hehe shout out to my biggest fans, according to tumblr

three of whom I know in real life, one I don't

surprising my number 1 is the one I don't know

LOVE YOU ALL THOUGH

[cthonicascendant]

feel free to either pick a collectiVe Vibe or go off a vvhicheVer headmate come5 to mind for ya i dont care

tagging uhhhh @teamsieben @ignisuada @i-ashhart @handsomejackshairplugs and idk vvhoeVer el5e vvant5 to do it no pre55ure a cour5e

Thanks for the tag @spookykestrel !! For some reason I can't rb the og post rip

Rules- choose 4 of your favorite characters from 4 pieces of media and let your tumblr pals choose which one most suits your vibe

Tagging- @obisangell @awesomevictoriau @lanthanum12 @koyunsoncizeri @jaz-the-bard @earmo-imni @theheirofashandfire @allbycharles anyone else who wants to join in consider yourself tagged!

[twisteddamag3dgoods]

Thank you @i-ashhart and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

The sudden urge to sit in a dark room and cry.