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braisedhoney · 1 year ago

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bear. oh bear. you have got to be kidding me.

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING?? HELLO????

(screaming in tags as always bc it'll get LONG otherwise)

I think a spaceship that makes no sense is the spaceship that makes the most sense for this crew, considering all that happens around here, Captain.

Moist regards,

#0505

honestly #0505, you're right and you should say it. i like to imagine that our ship is a very strange bastion of the crossovers where each character has a spiderverse-like portal we just... drag them into sometimes for whatever shitposts we make lmao ;; it makes sense then that the ship itself just. doesn't abide by the rules of reality. it's an eldritch thing. open a door that led to the second floor? bam, you're already in the room you're looking for. labs? nope, kitchen.

the only time it's ever consistent is like. in a crisis. then for some weird reason everything is in place. (plot convenience, the reason is plot convenience.)

also please dry off your regards, they're going to contaminate the lab samples of the hell mushrooms. o7

#ney's reblogs #captain's gift log (other's art)#holy shit. where do i even begin #god i'm almost at a loss for words i can't believe i missed this while on break #BEAR THIS IS LIKE TEN PAGES OF FULLY COLORED AND SHADED COMICS WHAT THE HELL #FIFTEEN??? IT'S FIFTEEN??????!#okay first two pages. i can't BELIEVE how funny that is #that's not exactly how it works bc the ship is like it's own entity #but my god that's a hilarious mental image because if it explodes every time i get excited about something...#gaster spam is so real tbh #THE CUSTOM UNIFORM FROM HELL OMG #god the space suits were so much fun #i love how grumpy they look it's like something out of a sitcom #NARRY CHASING US WITH THE LINES??#personal headcanon that to build up resistence and stamina crewmates piss off narry and bolt while he chases #it's a dangerous game but it's FUN #i love how the background changes colors depending on the featured character too #we're suffering okay please we didn't mean it i'm not made for exercise orz #THE WHOLE PORTION WITH THE HELL MUSHROOMS??#aside from how ridiculously sick that warped version of my sona looks (IT'S SO COOL?)#i can't get over how hilariously wrong that all went #this is why you ask before you eat stuff not in the cafeteria guys it's important #kat losing her mind when narry gives even the slightest bit of positive attention is precious and funny #he would totally be a cat person but like only bc they leave him alone most of the time ahsbfkskksdk #also?? you included SO MANY of my sona variants in that last one omg #it's just damn cool. thank you for putting in so much effort for the ridiculous lore we somehow built up for this blog #i've hit tag limit like twice and been trimming it down but. i just wanna say that this is crazy and i appreciate the hell out of it #tales aboard the hive

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