#i've been up since 6am how yall doin

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

Ian loves when Mickey walks around in nothing but briefs

! god yes.

LOOK, ian's a reasonable guy, but truly nothing gets his hunter/predator instincts going like when he, from the corner of his eye, spots mickey walking past in his black briefs. just one sniff and my guy is locked in. man is barkin. fuck whatever he was doing because he's never coming back to that shit.

and usually mickey's just minding his own fucking business - caught between laundry loads or post-shower - but how can ian be expected to remain normal when his husband's walking around their apartment like that? comfortable and compact and god, he needs to throw him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

he's no stranger to mickey in his underwear - hell, sometimes it's even ian's underwear. but briefs are special. briefs are made for this motherfucker. the way the black elastic clings to his hips...how his happy trail disappears underneath it, tempting a finger to tuck and peak in...the higher cut that exposes more of those thick, pretty thighs jesus christ...

and that ass! ian is a simple man. with simple pleasures. and sinking his teeth into the meat of his beautiful husband's ass is one of them, if you even care - practically drawn to it by how mickey's lil bow-legged stride (fond) has the bottoms of his cheeks peeking out from the soft black fabric. (alexa, play cake by rihanna.)

so ian does what any reasonable man would do and yes (!), you guessed it (!), wrestles his husband into submission. because fuck whatever mickey was doing - he's never coming back to that shit. not when ian's got him thrown over his shoulder finally, easily able to ignore the insults being thrown his way because they have absolutely no sting when mickey's clearly smiling through them - laughing through them - crying out dramatically through them, as ian reaches a hand up to smack a beautiful ripple through that ass, and then slip his fingers underneath the cotton to grab for real.

hunting and gathering at its finest. and now off to their bedroom to feast on his spoils <3

alternate take: ian wrestles him to the ground and uses his ankles to spread him like a starfish on top of him, so he can slip a hand in the front of his briefs without fuss. mickey is a huge fan of this one, although he'll never tell.