#i've been dealing with a busted screen because it slipped out of my shorts as i was pulling them up after shitting in a public bathroom | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

slunch · 7 months

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oughhhh need to buy a new phone in the next year or so because mine is fucked. why does every smartphone suddenly fucking suck! we had removable batteries and headphone jacks and SD card expansion slots when I was in middle school and now it's like...what's taking up that space in the same-sized phone all of a sudden? "we had to take out the headphone jack to make the phone 2mm slimmer" apple and google kill yourselves challenge. i want a fucking brick that has 2TB of space and a decent camera. and TWO headphone jacks. and a stylus because why not

#new pixel? yeah ok if i want the stupid fingerprint sensor on the screen that nobody asked for #xperia? has headphone jack and storage but costs an arm and a leg and has 2 years of updates #samsung is a possibility but their ui fucking sucks to use and is ugly #iphone? lmao #i've been dealing with a busted screen because it slipped out of my shorts as i was pulling them up after shitting in a public bathroom #and it fell corner-first onto the ground and cracked #it's a hard world out there for people who still manually transfer MP3s to their phone

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