#i've also decided damon is getting a tag OKAY

[kirythestitchwitch]

Fandom Creator's Self-Rec Game!

Choose five favourites from your own creations (and tell me why, if you like!), then pass on to at least five other people. I'd love to hear what you're proudest of.

Thank you @cbk1000 for tagging me, even though eeek, talking about my fics, scary! I'll try to give a good showing though.

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Stellar Flare (Klaroline, 13k)

When Klaus wakes up in a cage on a frozen iceball planet, his luck seems to be going sour. Fortunately for the werewolf, a blonde with the power to get them out of this mess lands in his lap, literally. Working together seems the only way to escape, but Tyler isn't about to let them go so easily.

Okay so this is my Least Well Received fic, which i 100% anticipated and i am not mad about at all. I am very grateful that one anon and Ravyn like this sucker! It's just a very silly sci-fi prison escape romp where the only people Klaus and Caroline have to depend on are each other while mind bonded, and it really narrowed the focus on my story telling. It's also written from Klaus' perspective, which is NOT my forte, so i really have to work to get into his head. So i really like this one because it's a challenge for me and we don't get a lot of sci-fi in the fandom.

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meraki (Klaroline, 7k)

Klaus and Caroline visit a museum in Athens and have Opinions about art while feeling out the depth of their new relationship. There is one (1) lunch date and one (1) theft of a painting.

This was the continuation of the shortest story i've ever written (didn't know i had it in me) and it is nothing but pure fluff. This is the universe of happily ever afters. I cannot imagine writing any kind of great conflict here, it is the happy place, it is where i go when i need them to be stupidly in love and touring the world together.

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Hallowed Ground (Klaroline, 38k)

Caroline's trip to Ireland was not going the way it was supposed to. She was expecting stories and myths, and instead finds that some legends are a lot more real than she could have imagined. And hot. Really hot.

Okay so this is what happens what i make a playlist of Florence + the Machine and Hozier and then listen to for two months straight? I write about Klaus the fae prince being trapped in a church, and Damon the psycho priest murdering women, and Caroline and Klaus playing Uno and having sex in confessionals. LISTEN. LISTEN. We are ALL AWARE I am going to hell and if you're here it's for the good company. xD I had such fun writing this one for the exchange and basically cackled to myself gleefully the whole time. It has a LOT of my Author Motifs like cooking/enjoying food, niche history lessons, and Carenzo besties harassment.

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Selfish Rituals (Klaroline, 28k)

Caroline's well organized holiday plans are going great until they're upended by Elena's brutal supernatural murder. Kol's brother arriving in town is a pleasant distraction from trying to catch her killer, but Caroline's not going to let a pair of dimples divert her (much) as the bodies keep piling up. When a dangerous ritual ends up giving her something more than answers, she has to decide what she wants, and how far she's willing to go to get it.

Okay this was for a secret santa some friends and i did, and it came out GREAT. Klaus as some ancient god of the hunt, witch!Caroline wrapped up in a mystery who-done-it murder of Elena and her beaus, a Holiday Fair with skating, it is just fluff and cute and murder and fluff. Did i mention murder? Also murder. Trying to keep the plot going while weaving in the mystery was a fun challenge and while it may have come out a little basic, i think it was a fun first attempt at the subject, and my character interactions on this one are REALLY FUN. Caroline is bestie roommates with Enzo, which means boyfriend Kol is over All The Time, which they will deal with bc he cooks, and watching them trying to lure Bonnie into a polycule is a show worth the price of admission. Truly love this one.

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No Roses For Your Bones (Klaroline, 46k)

When Tyler Lockwood--Federal Agent and Caroline's ex-boyfriend--walked into the Mikaelson family bar, Caroline knew it was going to be the beginning of a really obnoxious joke. He wasn't content to let the past rest though, and soon what he thinks he knows blows the dust off the skeletons they had long buried.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING. I love this fic so much. I had so much fun planning and writing this one with @cupcakemolotov sitting on my shoulder like the best little devil. Like okay first of all, i do not write out of chronological order? I am so linear. So the fact that this fic ended up being going backward through Klaus and Caroline's relationship? Wild, unprecedented. Second, the plot. My prompts from Ravyn were "Caroline burying Tyler in the Lockwood cellar" and "Caroline closing down a bar." THOSE WERE THE PROMPTS. And i turned them into THAT. I went nuts, i went HOG WILD. I invented so much stuff in the middle!! Love that for me. Anyways i just love this fic, i felt like i was really creative and fun, and this au has a lot going for it.

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I'm tagging @stars-and-darkness, @bellemorte180, @hexenfleur, @mass-convergence, @helpless-in-sleep SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT UR FIC! *fingerguns*

[nowat-shesdaylight]

“ we can just sit here, you don’t have to talk. ”

If there’s one thing Rapunzel hated in the entire world, it was crying in front of people who’d never seen her cry.   Hell, just crying in front of people was one of the things she hated most in the entire world.   Though she cried at nearly everything, happy tears were the exception to this hatred, she was always so upbeat.   So happy.   So warm and full of light that to anyone who knew her - even those who only knew of her - wouldn’t even think she cried at all.   That she didn’t know how to.   It was why she shut down as Damon found her, why she’d curled herself into a little ball with her legs bent at the knee, arms wrapped around them to hold them into place.  Why she so desperately wanted to rest her head in between her legs and just shut off the rest of the world for a few minutes.    But she couldn’t do that to him, couldn’t shut him out.   Anyone, really, but especially not him.    

There was a lot on her mind, and there was a lot that she wanted to say.   Why she even reacted like this in the first place.    It was all her aunt, how Edyta was up to her old tricks.  Trying to manipulate her into going back into isolation, learning from home so she had a closer watch on her ( with an ulterior motive, one she’d recently learned about ).    And now she was trying to get into the heads of her parents, and the thought of them falling for her aunt’s tricks just didn’t sit right with her.   It struck a nerve with her.   Eventually the tears stopped falling and though they were stained with tears, red and puffy, she sat herself up a little more.   Legs were still bent, but she was no longer a Rapunzel-ball.   “You don’t have to stay here,” she mumbled underneath her breath, averting her gaze from him out of pure embarrassment for being caught in such a state.   “I know there’s probably a whole list of things you’d rather be doing than sitting here watching me cry.”

starters for quiet muses / @thewhippedsalvatxre ( accepting )

[arctickat2400]

Bite <> Damon Salvatore

“Damon, he’s your brother. How could you not go?” I argue with Damon.

“Y/N, how could you think he’s still alive? And it’s too dangerous. You’re not going.” Damon demanded.

“You can’t tell me what to do!” I yelled at him, crossing my arms over my chest.

“Oh, really?” Damon shouts, speeding up to me and getting all up in my face. He sets his hands on my shoulders and stares me in the eyes.

“Y/N, you will not go.” He says, his pupils dilating. I know what he was trying to do. He was trying to compel me. Too bad for him, it’s not gonna work.

“Fine,” I finally let it go. “But, I’m not going because you compelled me to. I’m wearing vervain, remember?” I said, not looking for an answer as I walk out the door of the Salvatore house.

A few minutes later, I arrive at Ric’s house. Since Damon won’t go, then I have to try Ric.

“Ric, please. Stefan is one of your best friends. We have to go get him.” I argue to him.

“He is, but like Damon said, it’s too dangerous. And I’m not going just because Damon said so. You could get seriously hurt out there and there’s no way for me to help you. So, no.” Of course, he’s on Damon’s side.

“Ugh!” I scream, running out the door.

Ric was like a father to me. I’ve never really had one, and when I met Ric, we connected and we bonded. For years now, he’s been there for me almost as much as Damon’s been there for me.

If no one would help me, then I decided to go by myself.

I drive to the edge of the woods, parking my car and jumping out.

It was already pitch black out, the only light being the stars.

I walk for miles, a few hours later and I have this gut feeling that someone, or something, is watching me.

I dig my hands into my pockets. It’s pretty cold being the middle of the night.

I looked up to the sky and I noticed something. The moon. It was full.

Great. A full moon. I was now standing in werewolf territory during a full moon.

I’m such an idiot.

I turned around, and, as I walk, all of a sudden, I heard howling.

I come to a run, running through the woods towards where my car was parked.

I heard another howl and it sounded closer. Tears threatened to spill from my eyes.

I looked behind me, thinking something was there. But, as I looked forward again, I tripped on a tree root that stuck up above the ground.

I fell to the ground, now sobbing, wishing Damon was here.

I tried turning onto my back, but as I did, a huge wolf jumped on top of me, pinning me down to the ground.

I screamed out in pain as it bit my stomach, scratching at my face and arms.

I screamed out, yelling, “Help Me!”

Next thing I know, the wolf was thrown off of me, hitting a tree a few feet away and running off at the sound of maybe a dozen other howls.

“Y/N, what have you done?” I couldn’t see anything, everything was so blurry. BUt, the voice kind of sounded like Damon.

“Help me!” I screamed again.

I opened my eyes and saw Damon biting into his wrist, bringing it to my lips, making drink his blood to heal me.

I felt myself being picked up off the ground, and into the safe embrace that is the one I love.

I never told Damon I loved him. I didn’t think he loved me back. He’s my best friend and I thought that if I told him, it would ruin everything.

“You’re going to be okay, Y/N. Just stay with me.”

The pain was unbearable. It was too much to handle. I couldn’t stay awake.

Everything went black.

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I slowly opened my eyes, feeling around. I woke up in a bed, but it wasn’t mine.

It was the bed I always felt the most comfortable in. Damon’s.

I sat up, whimpering as the pain in my stomach radiated through my body.

I lifted my shirt and saw the bite that was giving me so much pain.

The bite hasn’t healed yet, unlike the other scratches on my body which just left barely visible scars that will go away later.

I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, walking through the hall. I looked around the room, meeting the blue eyes of Damon Salvatore.

“Hey, Y/N. You feeling okay?” He asks me calmly, sitting next to me on the edge of the bed.

“I guess. It really hurts, though.” I nodded.

“Lay down.” Damon demanded, gently laying me back down onto the bed.

He lifted my shirt, checking on the bite. He guided his hand over my stomach, almost making me hiss in pain. But, it also felt good.

“It’s healing, but not as fast as your other wounds healed.” Damon explained, keeping my shirt up so nothing would happen to the wound.

We sat in silence as I lay on the bed. Damon, then, looks down at me.

“What were you thinking?” He said, almost in a whisper.

“I wanted to go save Stefan. But, no one would help me. So, I went alone.” I told him, turning away from him.

“Y/N, I told you it was dangerous. Yet you went anyways. I told you that you wouldn’t be able to find him. Yet you went anyways. And on a full moon. Y/N, how can you be so stupid?!” He was yelling now, standing in front of me.

I sat up, trying to hold back my tears of pain.

“Stupid? How could you call me that? I was trying to save my friend and your brother. You didn’t even try to find him. So, I went out and tried to find him myself. Don’t ever call me stupid! Why does it even matter to you? You don’t even care about me.” I yelled at first, but it died down to a whisper. There wasn’t just tears of pain anymore, but tears of sadness and regret.

“Y/N, why would you say that? Of course, I care about you! I care about you more than anyone in the whole world! If I didn’t care about you, why would I try to stop you from going? If I didn’t care about you, why was it me that comes to your rescue every single time your ass is in trouble? Why was it me that came to your rescue tonight? Why was it me that risked giving you my blood? Y/N, I care about you with every part of my being! I may not be the best guy for you or have a heart of gold, but I will always be there for you! So, don‘t you ever tell me that I don’t care about you ‘cause I do!” Damon exclaimed. I was quiet now.

“Why?” I questioned, confused and some other emotion that I’ve never experienced before.

“Because I love you!” Damon yelled at me. I was breathless, as if my lungs just shut down completely.

“What?” I said, under my breath.

“Y/N, you’re the reason I’m always there. The reason that I care about you is because I love you.” He was sitting down next to me again, holding my hand in his as we stared into each other’s eyes, tears in mine.

“You wonder why I’m always there, why I’m always looking after you and why I care so much about your safety and everything about you. It’s ‘cause I love you. I always have and I always will. Nothing will change that. Till the day I take my last breath on this earth, I will love you.”

“I love you, too, Damon. I’m so sorry.” I leaned in and wrapped my arms around his neck as he brought me onto his lap, holding me tightly to his chest.

He pulled away, slightly, so he could look at me. He looked into my eyes, stroking my hair as I looked into his.

Before I knew it, his lips were on mine, our lips moving together in perfect sync.

“I love you, so much, Y/N. Promise me to never put yourself in any danger ever again.” Damon asked as if it was his only wish. He pulled me back into his embrace.

“I promise.” I cried softly into his chest.

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I'm going to start doing tags so if you want to be tagged for my stories, let me know who for or if you want to be tagged for them all. I've never done tags before, so I'm not really sure how they work but I will try to do them for my stories now.

@elenavampire21

[ghostcaterwaul-old]

I posted 199 times in 2021

11 posts created (6%)

188 posts reblogged (94%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 17.1 posts.

I added 40 tags in 2021

#skins uk - 7 posts

#la by night - 6 posts

#shameless - 4 posts

#outer banks - 4 posts

#bo burnham - 4 posts

#vampire the masquerade - 3 posts

#versailles - 3 posts

#z nation - 3 posts

#bo burnham inside - 3 posts

#world of darkness - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 114 characters

#i had to stop myself from screaming with excitement at the possibility because it’s 8 am and my roommate is asleep

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

I forgot I have a list of my OCs on here and I was thinking about updating it with some of my new OCs, then I realized I don't have the AUs listed that I've created for some of my older OCs added to the list and I'm not sure how to add the AUs with the way the list is formatted. I have a sideblog with some of my OCs bios, including their AUs but it's mainly a place to host the OCs I use for RP and to put out RP requests. I'm wondering if I should change the RP sideblog into a general fandom blog, tbh? Or if I should just create a fandom sideblog? Because I’d really like to start writing fanfics including my fandom OCs and I'm not sure if I want my OCs to be like, spread across different blogs like that and I feel like it’d make more sense just to keep them and content related to them all on one blog but I don’t know. Anyways, any advice on this? I really want to get involved with fandoms and writing fanfic again and eventually get back to working on original fic and I want to start by like, talking about some of my OCs on here and stuff. I'm probably overthinking this whole thing and maybe I should just dump all fandom-related stuff here and just reformat the way the post about my OCs is written but I'm having a hard time deciding what to do here. Someone please help! I want to start contributing creatively to the fandoms I'm in but I really need to figure this out first or else I'm just going to hyperfixate on this and never actually write or post anything!

4 notes • Posted 2021-09-12 02:52:08 GMT

#4

So, I’m watching Skins (UK) for the first time. I just watched 4x07 and I'm not okay. If you know, you know.

4 notes • Posted 2021-04-21 08:43:41 GMT

#3

If you write fanfic/imagines for any of the following fandoms/characters/ships, interact with this post! I want to find more fanfic writers to support! I'm open to reading reader inserts and OC fics in addition to the ships listed below. I'm also open to reading any genre! I prefer one-shots but I'm open to multi-chaptered fics as well!

The 100

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: Murphy, Emori, Jasper, Luna, Octavia, Finn

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Memori, Murphamy

Z Nation

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: 10k, Addy, Citizen Z, Sarge, or George

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: I’d be interested to read some 10k x Sarge!

Shameless US

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: Ian, Lip, Mickey, Mandy, Fiona

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Gallavich, Lip x Mandy

Skins UK

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: Sid, Tony, Chris, Cassie, Effy, JJ, Cook, Thomas, Rich.

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Sid x Tony, Sid x Cassie, Cook x Freddie, Rich x Grace.

Versailles

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: Phillipe, Chevalier, Liselotte

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Monchevy, Monchevy x Liselotte (I don't know if there's a ship name for the three of them or not)

Black Sails

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: Charles Vane, Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny, Max

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Vane x Rackham, Vane x Rackham x Anne, Anne x Max, Rackham x Anne x Max

The Vampire Diaries/The Originals

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: Damon, Jeremy, Enzo, Klaus, Marcel, Camille, Freya

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Damon x Enzo, Damon x Klaus, Klaus x Camille, Freya x Keelin

Arrowverse

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: Oliver, Barry, Snart, Rory, Alex, Rip, Sara, Charlie, Zari, Behrad, Constantine

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Oliver x Barry, Sara x Alex, Sara x Ava, Sara x Constantine, possibly others!

Outer Banks

Characters I'm interested in fanfic about: JJ, Kiara, Sarah, Rafe

Ships I’m interested fanfic about: Mayward, Kiara x Sarah.

5 notes • Posted 2021-09-12 04:05:02 GMT

#2

Rewatching Skins and I don’t care what anyone says, Chris’s episode 1 outfit is iconic.

7 notes • Posted 2021-10-24 01:25:51 GMT

#1

LA by Night has really made me want to try TTRPG but the last time I tried it… It wasn’t a great experience and I actually blocked most of it out, but that was a D&D game, like, 10 years ago, and it was only one session because it was such a bad experience that I didn’t want to go back. The guys I was playing with were assholes and it just turned me off of tabletop gaming all together for awhile because I was just overcoming severe social anxiety at the time so like, convincing myself to get past my anxiety to do a thing only for that thing to bite me in the ass really messed me up for awhile.

But I’m hoping maybe I’ll have better luck with VTM? I’ve been wanting to play VTM since I played Bloodlines a few years ago and I’ve been reading up on World of Darkness lore and tried to make a VTM character to try and play a single player chronicle just to learn how to play, but I find it all so confusing and I end up mentally exhausted before even getting through character creation.

Sorry for the long rant, I’m not even sure how much of this is coherent. I guess what I’m trying to say here is… Anyone out there willing to teach me how to play VTM and be patient with me while I learn and not make fun of me and put me down the entire time? Because it seems like so much fun and I really want to play!

20 notes • Posted 2021-12-02 21:34:45 GMT

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[vole-mon-amour]

OTP tag game.

Tagged by @captainjowl. You know for sure than I'm struggling to pick only 10 & fit them in here. But hell, that’s fun, thank you <3

Rules: Choose 10 OTPs BEFORE reading the questions, and then get to answering

1) Harry James Potter & Sirius Orion Black

2) Daniel Le Domas & Grace (Ready or Not 2019)

3) Samuel & Nathan Drake (Uncharted 4)

4) Corvo Attano & The Outsider (+probably Emily Kaldwin; Dishonored series)

5) Steve Grant Rogers & Bucky Buchanan Barnes (Marvel)

6) Tony Edward Stark & Peter Benjamin Parker (Marvel)

7) Handsome Jack & Rhys (Borderlands video game series)

8) Damon Salvatore & Elena Gilbert (TVD Books & a tv show)

9) Batman & Joker (in every universe, really)

10) Adam Jensen x Francis Pritchard (Deus Ex video game series)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

I believe it didn't hit me before Spider-Man: Homecoming. Civil War was about Steve & Bucky for me, but when I saw that growing up Peter with Tony, their dynamic, chemistry. Tom & Robert are really just like that.

2. Have you ever read a fanfic about 2?

Lmao. I've read like 50% of the tag on AO3, I wrote my own & started a few wips on them. They are amazing. Plus, with that shitty canon? We didn't get enough of them & they deserved better, so it's only logical to save yourself with fanfiction.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr screen saver?

I was living with The Outsider icon on my twitter & tumblr. That one is still my Google profile picture I believe. Don't remember about having an icon with the two of them. Also had The Outsider as my lockscreen on my smartphone for a while.

4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

Funny how it fits canon, lmao. Rhys literally tried to erase Jack's AI in TFTBL, so I guess another day on Pandora, nothing new. They torture each other, they kiss each other, they kill other people in the process. It'll be fiiine.

5. Why is 1 so important?

I love them since the first time I met them, which was much more than 10 years ago, I don't even remember when. At some point they were the reason I was waking up & forcing myself to eat just to read more fanfiction & feel something. Even if I was drowning in pain (I was extremely depressed), it was still something. I read every fic I could find at that time. The depression that Harry went through, all these feelings, his love for Sirius. I was living through it, I could relate.

I'm currently drowning in these two again, though in a much healthier & happier state. I see their flaws & I know as much as I can. I see them differently as an adult. They saved me, they keep being my number one, I still consider making a tattoo of Padfoot/Sirius or of both Harry & Sirius together. I have many headcanons, ideas, I write fics about them. They are everything, you see? They were my choice when there was nothing, no one. They are HOME.

6. Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Both. There goes the dynamic of Jack & Rhys: torture, fighting, flirting, a lot of trauma. I'd definitely say that they are wild and comical sometimes, but they are definitely serious. With the Asylum, the mental health issues. There is so much more to it, the complexity of their relationship. The struggle of loving who you probably shouldn't (but hey, when does it work like that?) Thinking about Tettlate's Batman, about Batman: Europa & how Joker was: "You must be crazy, putting me in charge of the plan, letting me decide. Okay, well..."

Nah, they are entertaining, but this is a serious ship.

7. Out of all the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

Are you kidding me? They are all the definition of CHEMISTRY. I'd say 5, but then go 2, 6, 7, 8. Come on. I'm not choosing. Most of they are WILD.

9. How many times have you read/watched the 10’s fandom?

The fandom itself? Idk. I found one of my favourite artists through this fandom. If it's about the characters themselves, I played the first game with the DLC from start to beginning, looking around every corner. Spent more than 60 hours in there. Watched a second game (my laptop can't run the game) and the DLC (obviously), since Francis is in the DLC & not in the main game. I have a tag for them on tumblr, I read fanfiction, I tried to write my own. I still follow Elias & want a third game. Elias liked my tweets about Adam and Jensen being an actual couple a few times. I'd say I interacted with all of this a lot? Still do, actually.

10. Which ship has lasted the longest?

5. Best friends since childhood, fought & died for each other, still found their way back to each other. "It would break your Captain's heart, to see what they did to you." That only the MENTION of Steve can pull Bucky out of this brain washing(ed?) state, distract him in the middle of a fight. When Steve died in the comics because of Sharon & Tony sent Natasha to take Steve's shield from Bucky because even Tony knew how much Steve means to Bucky. And Bucky was like: "Oh, I see what he did. Not happening!" Fought Natasha (that is his ex in the comics) & kept going for Steve's sake.

Well, you see the point, I can go on and on.

11. How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

They're not actually canon so none? They had a few fights: In Civil war (the comics), in Homecoming (the movie).  That only means that they’ve got history & love each other.

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?

As fierce Grace is, they wouldn't stand a chance against Damon & Elena. Those two had to deal with worst thing than brainless stupid zombies. On the other hand, if there were no alive humans to drink their blood... It's either an animal diet that Damon hates so much or I don't know? Still, they're faster & more powerful. Their bodies have advantage of healing the wounds as well.

13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

From some people, yeah. Don't tell Athena, don't tell Vaughn, don't tell Fiona. Though Rhys wasn't very subtle about it & Jack just doesn't give a fuck. You will probably end up dead if you disagree or bore him, or if you're useless.

"I can take you to the top, but you gotta know where the top is" & Rhys doesn't tell anybody until Jack makes him the President for like whole 20 minutes lol.

Fiona & Sasha: "This can't be happening." Sure it can, darling.

14. Is 4 still together?

I have a headcanon about The Outsider finding Emily & Corvo after Billie frees him from the Void. He doesn't have anybody & they are his only friends aside from a potential friendship with Billie. And if we don't consider TOTO dlc, they definitely are! The Outsider visits them both when they sleep & takes them to the void sometimes. How could he not?

15. Is 10 canon?

Not really but also sort of? Let's say that they really care about each other in canon, despite Adam pushing Francis away because of his trauma & fear that Megan caused him. :/

16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

Can you imagine wizards fighting extremely powerful vampires? Superheroes with venom in their bodies that make them super strong with people that made a deal with the Devil himself (hi Le Bail)? 5000 y.o. God and his lover that share his powers and an augmented human protecting his tired IT guy? Combine mental health issues to that, Jack and Rhys with Batman and Joker. Corvo & The Outsider would probably slay them all as Corvo and Emily did in both games with entire islands, though it will still be a slaughter anyway.

17. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

All the fucking time, lmaooo. I’m not even talking about it.

18. Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?

I feel like I already did with Steve & Bucky after many Marvel movies (we're not even mentioning Endg*me, I fucking died & was dead for full 4-5 months).

19. Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

I used to do that a few years back, but not anymore. There is not much content since the trilogy is finished.

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?

1 already went through it & fandom lives, so I'd say maybe 7? Rhys will find a way to bring Jack back & they are both so wild. It’s what happened in canon anyway. Jack kidnapped Lilith & forced her to do Angel's job, so I'd like to see that witch try at first. Jack is an immortal bastard. <3

Now that I think about it, Corvo would also deal with her in seconds as she waits to curse them.

As a conclusion: no one breaks up forever, we're killing the witch.

I tag: @ianmillkovichgallagher​ & @aledbr​

Whoever else wants to join the game, please do.