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do you have any fav fics right now?
Hey anon! I have been taking a bit of a back seat on writing, so BOY do I have a ton of fics to recommend. I'm guessing you might be looking specifically for lucemond? I'll try to rec mostly that, though a few rhaenicent might slip in too 😁
(note some of these have dark content, please as always read the tags!)
(K)not me by Avonne - as always, @avonneslovelies delivers the perfect twisted combo of steaming hot smut and an emotionally-conflicted, hard-but-actually-soft Aemond. Can’t wait for future updates, but it stops in a good place to read like a one-shot!
as if you were a mythical thing by greynovembers - Lucerys as a sacrificial offering to god!Aemond? I will read this premise a million times, but this one-shot is probably my favorite rendition so far of this pairing.
prisoners of war; me and you and our baggage by @glaciya - have I recommended this before? Yes, yes I have. But now there are two more chapters!! If you aren't following this sweet amnesiac-fisherman!Lucerys fic, you are losing out.
Blood Ties by vishini - Relatively new, and yet the best omega!Aemond I've ever read?? A lovely remix of the usual 'Lucerys locked up and married off to Aemond during or post-Dance' where it's Aemond locked up, but the arranged marriage happened a long time ago pre-Dance. Regularly getting updated too, so anyone who likes omega!Aemond--READ THIS!!!
Real gods require blood by maya28 - (edit) I can’t believe I forgot to include this one—speaking of ‘Lucerys locked up during or post-Dance’ here is my new favorite for this trope. Possibly will surpass anything else at this rate it’s THAT good in writing style, characterization, and plot (not to mention the smut gahhhhhh), and it’s regularly updating! Pleeaaaase everyone read this.
hamartia by hypothesistest @goodbadbaby - Another omega!Aemond (and finished), but modern and full of catholic guilt. Chef's kiss!
tonight I'm gonna cut it out and restart by alphayamergo - Okay, so it's rhaenicent, but surprisingly in Otto's POV and I still loved it. That tells you how well this cute, hilarious one-shot is written, lol.
the loving needs the bleeding by monkkeyslut - Both rhaenicent and lucemond, modern horror inspired by the show 'Midnight Mass' and written by monkkeyslut so of course I just had to read it.
Nekonarashi by @chibifier - Filthy, noncon but also kind of funny??? Idk man, all I can say is this: Lucerys wearing cat ears & tail + Aemond in a business suit = yes
Nobody Nothing Nowhere by hypothesistest - definitely the darkest thing I've read in a while....I almost hesitate to flat out recommend it, even though it's written beautifully. All I can say is that the ending is SO satisfying and if you can handle a lot of sad underage/noncon content, the catharsis of the last chapter is more than a fic has made me feel in a while.
If you read any of these, remember to give the authors some love :) it's the biggest contribution we readers can make to keep this fandom going!!
#maybe i'll make another list for all the shadowgast i'm reading rn#not as much into hotd content in the last couple of months#but there's still lots of gems#my fic recs#lucemond#if i can tag more authors lemme know#ask me shit#edits made to this post
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20 question for fic writers
Thanks @stereopticons and @welcometololaland for the tags, even if it is distracting me from hockey lmaooooo
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
221. No, that's not a typo.
2. What’s your total AO3 word count?
729,286! However there's a few collabs in there, per my spreadsheet where I obsessively track these things my *personal* wordcount for works on AO3 is 600,080 (so I guess I crossed 600k with this morning's kinktober! That's fun.
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Right now it's Red, White & Royal Blue. I still have my toes in Schitt's Creek, and I've written for Happiest Season and The Last of Us on AO3 as well.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
With so much of my heart (that none is left to protest) [Red, White, & Royal Blue] - the actor AU, aka MJ Nerds Out About Shakespeare For 65,000 Words. And y'all love it, apparently 😅
We always walked a very thin line [Happiest Season] - It remains forever fascinating to me that my rage-fuelled fuck-that-ending thing I smashed out in like 3 hours after watching that film is still the most-kudosed work in the entire fandom. I guess other people shared my annoyance lol.
We were supposed to find this [Red, White, & Royal Blue] - The soulmates/solemates fic and my first fic in this fandom??? That somehow blew all my SC fics out of the water kudos-wise??? Go figure lmao.
Meet me out at the end of my rope [Schitt's Creek] - angstapalooza, my beloved.
When you care enough to send the very best [Schitt's Creek] - this being in the top five (and my second-highest SC fic) is eternally fascinating to me. A fully epistolary fic with Patrick as a greeting card writer for Hallmark?? I mean sure, it's a cute concept, but this is another one of those 'wrote it in an afternoon and y'all love it apparently' fics.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
Absolutely! Sometimes I feel bad that my responses aren't always, like, enough. But I massively appreciate people taking the time to comment so I'm always gonna respond!
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Probably the one that ends with MCD lmaooooo
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Most everything I write has a happy ending, but it's probably the RWRB Actor AU? Both the end of the main story and the epilogue end on massive joy
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Yeah. Particularly kink stuff (please be cool on tomorrow's y'all) but also some massively panphobic bullshit on some Schitt's Creek fics. And one or two people who have beef with me lmao. I'm liberal with my use of the 'delete comment' button haha.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
It's been said about me that I might write a bit of smut from time to time, yes. (Though, contrary to my reputation, especially in SC, E-rated is actually only 37% of my total works.) The filthy-yet-tender kind. The let's-examine-where-kinks-come-from kind. The sex-positive kind. The let-people-be-horny-freaks kind.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
I haven't, but I would if the right idea presented itself!
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of...
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Not that I know of...
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Yes! My partner in crime @ships-to-sail and I have co-written two uhhhhhh somewhat tonally different fics: The afterlife fic that was a huge treatise on grief and how the people in our lives shape us, and the one where Patrick is a snowman who comes to life complete with sparkly Twilight dildo dick. Something something range.
The Jake/Rachel series has each individual fic as a solo write, but the series is an internally consistent collaboration with @sarahlevys
And there have been a few projects where I've written a section or a chapter as part of a larger collaborative work: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
14. What’s your all time favorite ship?
Don't have one. I love a whole bunch for a whole bunch of different reasons.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
Technically I guess the series is a WIP, but I honestly don't know if I'll ever get to the end of the show for kink!verse. (Never say never 😭 but right now I can't see it happening.)
16. What are your writing strengths?
Fuck off stop making me be nice about myself.
Um, character voice? Both dialogue and narration. I think I'm good at getting a handle on the way characters speak and think, and when I'm on my epistolary bullshit I tend to put a lot of thought into how they text etc as well (for fandoms where we don't see that in canon haha).
Also I'm apparently really good at making readers feel their feelings. Love y'all ❤️
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Plot lol. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there's a reason y'all keep seeing me thank @ships-to-sail for the outline on anything with any substance.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
Not opposed to it, but have a horror of google translate fail. So beyond, like, a word here or there, I wouldn't do it unless I could reach out to a fluent speaker and make sure it's right. My second language is functionally useless to me in a fandom context lol.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
HP. Fuck JKR for tainting all my memories of that time.
20. Favorite fic you’ve written?
Hey remember my answer to #1? That makes this mean.
I have a different answer every time. Been a bit dysphoric lately so today I'm gonna say it's nonbinary Alexis Rose lol.
Tried to skip people I'd seen have done it or been tagged already but was probably unsuccessful, sorry if some of y'all are feeling spammed: @affectionatelyrs @celeritas2997 @daisymae-12 @happiness-of-the-pursuit @heartitinthesilence @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @hypnostheory @inexplicablymine @myheartalivewrites @sherryvalli @smc-27 @tintagel-or-cockleshells and anyone who wants to play ❤️
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Hi Vox! I saw your post mentioning your sickness and I hope you're feeling better! If it’s any consolation, I've been sick as hell too. Misery loves company right? This is werewolf anon, BTW.
So now that I'm more on top of the JJK story, I read another JJK fic of yours. It's the one where Gojo gets released from the prison realm into the future but a 1000 years in. I must admit I saw the tags/summary and thought "Ahhh yeahhhh all 20 fingers assembled!". And I was getting ready for some filthy imaginative smut by you...and it DEFINITELY had that...BUT I WASN'T READY FOR THE FEELS???
Because I legitimately cried!!! You left the ending open enough that it could go a few different routes but you just captured the utter bleak loneliness that Yuuji had been enduring and what a monumental shift it was for Gojo to show up. I finished the fic and had to hug my pillow because it got me so emotional. So yeah, thanks again for destroying me lol!
I'm glad my silly Yuuji meme edit gave you a laugh!
Also now that I know Steve is your fav, I see your Stucky fics in a whole new light. Not in a bad way! Just more like "Ah ha! I totally get why these lines of Bucky talking about Steve hits so hard." I'm so sorry that Endgame did us dirty and it undermined your fandom. My personal fav is Bucky and I basically live in my La La Land where "canon" can kiss my ass. Especially because the MCU seems determined to keep character assassinating Steve and derailing Bucky.
For JJK, I still like Gojo the best so the manga events are DEVASTATING. But I've gotten pretty good at ignoring canon (No thanks to Marvel) so I'm gonna keep trucking on loving Gojo.
Also fucking random question but you're the only one I talk about JJK...do you think I should spell their names Yuji/Yuuji or Gojo/Gojou?
Stay hydrated!
Werewolf anon! I didn't see this ask until now. Didn't check my notifs for a day or so while sick, and the app is glitchy as hell with numbers. Opened the desktop and saw that shiny "1." As always, it's good to hear from you!
A sad high five for the sickness 😔 I hope you're feeling better now though.
And won't lie, I'm slightly evilly gleeful that serpent tongue got you in the feels. It was my first JJK fic—don't ask me why I chose that mindfuck of a premise to figure out the characters and dynamics—and I did intend for it to pretty much just filthy imaginative smut (thank you btw 💗) with a four-armed Yuuji, but well, you saw what the bulk of the story became. As far as first fics in a fandom go, it's one I'm very happy with, especially the ending. It's very, very gratifying to hear that it affected you enough to make you cry.
(If it's any consolation, this fic is the "kinder" continuation of it, now with 200% more porn. They're not in a series because they're both standalone works, and the second fic is one of two possible spiritual sequels, but still, it's overall less bleak compared to the first fic.)
Haha, that's very interesting to me tbh. I'm not subtle about my favoritism, though the way it manifests varies (the only constant is that they get hole lmao), and I'm always curious how readers—especially those with differing but complementary tastes—perceive it.
And you have very good taste! I adore both Bucky and Gojou too, and they're a hell of a lot of fun as characters. Props to you for the enviable ability to tell canon to suck it and keep going 💪 Stay strong.
As for the names, Yuuji/Yuji/Yūji and Gojou/Gojo/Gojō are all accepted romanizations, so pick your favorite. Personally, I prefer Yuuji and Gojo, but I am anal about internal consistency, so I use Yuuji and Gojou—plus Getou, Yuuta, Shouko, etc. The only exceptions I make are for Chōsō and Tōdō because Chousou and Toudou make my eyes bleed.
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author interview
thanks to @allaganexarch for the tag!!! <3
1. how many works do you have on AO3?
29! considering i only started posting in march 2023, i think that's not too bad!
2. what's your total AO3 word count?
207,225 ! it's gonna go up by a LOT with the new fic i'm planning, that one is easily gonna be 80k or more lol. but for now, it is this! :)
3. what fandoms do you write for?
i am only inspired by one (1) tall british woman lol
4. what are your top five fics by kudos?
particular
push me gently (into love)
when the last restraint is gone
violet soul
danger level - one
honestly, i am not surprised! checks out ahaha. people love rom-coms and porn i suppose :)
5. do you respond to comments?
always! even if it takes me A While(TM) lol. i feel like people who bothered to take the time and leave a comment deserve my response!
6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
hmmm. my endings ten to be kind of melancholy/open ending type of shit if it's angsty. but the angstiest, as in it's objectively an upsetting ending for a particular character, i think it's either the sad option on my ruin tastes so sweet (almost as sweet as your lips) or violet soul, followed by inevitable (even though i might even consider that one a happy ending given the Circumstances. like it could have been much worse i feel lol)
7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
it's either particular or push me gently (into love)!
8. do you get hate on fics?
yes, but not in the ao3 comments! lol. they Find Me on tumblr and yell their grievances here lmao
9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?
i only have a couple of fic that *don't* feature smut of some kind lol. i love writing smut! as for what kind...... the lesbian kind. often really kinky, but not a rule! i've written vanilla stuff, too!
10. do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've written?
not a lot tbh! but i think a fun one i've done is a star wars/wednesday crossover that i exclusively wrote bc i wanted larissa weems and captain phasma to fuck lololol and i wanted to feature a chrome dildo as hommage to phasma's armour. it's fun, silly and really filthy porn if you wanna give it a read lol. chrome and lipstick
11. have you ever had a fic stolen?
not an entire fic, but i have had my ideas plagiarised, actually by some well-known fandom names. or if i've shared an idea in a chat that person would accidentally get the same idea and post it before me lol. so that has taught me not to share my wips with anyone but my innermost circle lol.
12. have you ever had a fic translated?
i don't think so? i don't think i'd like be thrilled with that tbh.
13. have you ever co-written a fic before?
i tried, but the person ghosted me lol. it's a shame, i really like her work.
14. what's your all-time favourite ship?
i have spent a significant amount of time in the malora fandom, and i feel that illustrates the type of dynamic i Enjoy lol, but honestly idk if i have a Favourite(TM) ship Ever. i don't control what i'll go Nuts over at any given time.
15. what's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
if i *want* to finish it i likely will at some point. if i don't, that means i have lost passion for it and i don't want to finish it anymore.
16. what are your writing strengths?
describing emotional states, pacing, dialogue, Very Specific Character Dynamics, smut, incorporating Motifs(TM) and themes.
17. what are your writing weaknesses?
world-building (horrible at it, also super disinterested in it), describing places accurately and in a detailed manner unless it's Just Vibes, and i feel i'd be horrible at writing any kind of action scene. i am very good at Internal stuff, not so good at External stuff, i feel. i also sometimes get a bit too dash happy lol. just end the sentence gurl.
18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
i just find it distracting and unnecessary, and if you don't actually speak that language, i'd say don't bother. it comes out weird. just my opinion though! i think a phrase, a sentence, expression or a single word can be fun, but i wouldn't write a whole dialogue in another language, unless i really wanted to use it for some sort of effect. like a point being made of the character whose pov i was writing not understanding something really important or whatever idk.
19. first fandom you wrote for?
i honestly don't remember. it may have been supergirl?
20. favourite fic you've written?
i can't choooooose. maybe inevitable? i also love particular. and i am quite fond of our little dance and my entire luci/maz cinematic universe haha!! and when the last restraint is gone. i can't pick a favourite child (i can pick Least Favourites though lol).
tagging: @zephyr-is-tired @dianneking @the-frankenman-writes @alder-saan @gerrikellmansbitchboots @notinmyvocab aaaaand my brain is blank, pls consider yourself tagged if you see this and wanna do it!
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ty @bobtheacorn for the tag!!
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
25 written/cowritten, 1 I provided illustrations for
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
161,862 give or take! I subtracted the contents of This is How We Grow by @partly-cloudyskies which I only drew for, but not the self indulgent OC project cowritten with @jofngve, even though they did most of the writing
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Currently: Twisted Wonderland; Historically: Ducktales, Infinity Train, Luca, Outer Wilds, Trolls World Tour, Zelda, Vtubers. Some of those are only one-offs because I said the thing I needed to say and moved on.
4. Top five fics by kudos?
God Only Knows (Luca) @ 1380
Something to do with my hands (Infinity Train) @ 945
Anthem for the Motel Tamarack (Infinity Train) @ 550
Albireo (Infinity Train) @ 526
Stand By Me (Ducktales) @ 488
Wild to me that the rymin series is so far up there? I was not in IF fandom for very long before the community soured and I bailed BUT I shant complain, those were good boys and I liked the time I spent with them (HASHTAG RENEW INFINITY TRAIN)
5. Do you respond to comments?
I try. Like, especially if someone took the time to write a lot, I try to engage to at least say thank you, because it makes ME really happy when an author responds to MY comments (and assures me I didnt just stick my foot in my mouth or overstep a line or something lol) I have a lot of anxiety about leaving comments because I followed a writer in the Zootopia fandom who was REALLY vocal about how she hated certain comments or commentary, typo corrections or "I've never read this kind of au BUT..." comments and I got REAL in my head about comment etiquette for a LONG time. BUT! Comments and feedback are so vital to me so I try to comment and respond to comments so everyone feels seen and maybe we can make a connection? My Luca fandom friend group is still going strong because we were so incredibly aggressive about supporting one another.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
The Apex of a Bad Decision. It's a canon-compliant Outer Wilds, fic, so. :,)
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Most of the rest of them! I'm squishy!!! But I think the most obviously and deliberately triumphant one is God Only Knows.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
I don't think I've gotten hate on a fic since I posted Wilbur Robinson self-cest to Livejournal in 2007, when WHY IS THIS GAY was a common response to slashfic. I've gotten plenty of hate for having an online presence while shipping kids or teenagers, but not on the fic itself (that I can recall!)
9. Do you write smut?
Sure! Not often. It's always a character exploration and I know how that sounds but I promise its true! It's always about being open and vulnerable and baring souls and loving and taking care of someone who needs to be loved and taken care of. I don't think I've ever written genuinely horny smut, not that I'd know because I dont really get horny. People (antis) have this idea that everyone is writing smut with one hand down their pants and that we're "getting off" on it and are perhaps ignorant to the fact that sex is not inherently a base filthy thing, its emotional and vulnerable and full of feelings and teenagers have those feelings too and writing about teens having those feelings does not mean I am inherently jerking it to teenagers fucking. Im EMOTIONALLY jerking it to teenagers having BIG FEELINGS. that's different.
10. Craziest crossover?
I've never written a crossover! FUCK I forgot the mystery teens summer. There was a specific summer (*googles* August 2012!) when gravity falls was at it's peak and Paranorman had just come out and tumblr as a hivemind decided Norman Babcock, the Pines twins, Raz Aquato (Psychonauts) and some other kids from various supernatural media needed to meet and hang out, like a much briefer superwholock or rise of the frozen tangled dragons. the big ship at the time was Dipper/Norman. I mightve done a quick ficlet posted to tumblr in that time frame. When summer ended, the phenom ended abruptly exactly as if we had all left summer camp and gone back home.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Nnnnot to my knowledge!
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
I've had plenty of requests! I don't know if they've ever finished/gone through with it, though. I'd be a hypocrite if i wasnt in favor of it, considering how much time I spend screenshotting jamikali doujin and feeding it through google translate lmao
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I didn't think I ever would, but the time jo and I spent doing OC stuff together was a delight, though tbf they did most of the heavy lifting. I don't know if I would do it again...I feel like the OC stuff worked because we built it from the ground up but idk if I could do a fandom thing the same way, what if we had slightly different opinions on a blorbo and I had to COMPROMISE? idk man
14. All time favourite ship?
ohhhhhhhh idk if i can answer that. Whatever I love in the moment is is my otp. The rest simmer on the backburner but whatever the mental illness deems is the priority is the only thing I could ever conceive of loving this much. I think Weblena might have done the most brain damage to me. I wrote the most fic for it, I made the most art for it, I was team weblena for more years than anything else, I endured the most shit for them without giving up. But at this exact moment in time I'm like "those were very nice girls and i loved them very much and I know they made me insane for literal years but surely they dont compare to the truly unhinged mania i feel for sexy anime schoolboy jafar and sexy anime schoolboy sultan of agrabah" (it is the same level of mania, actually)
15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
idek if i want to finish it but I had a few sunfish (iykyk) drafts kicking around that could have been good. Its a good ship imo and I wanted to get into the whole "I know I've kind of adopted you as my surrogate dad but what if that was a hasty decision and we kissed instead" angle but then I developed a severe case of cringe avoidance and I wont be doing anymore vtuber fic lol
16. What are your writing strengths?
I'm told I do good at characterization which is a relief because when I write I feel like the first stage of any "galaxy brain" meme where I'm thinking in only two dimensions orz Also! Its very flattering but whenever I create an OC to fill a necessary role in a fic people really seem to enjoy them.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Action... The boring but necessary filler that gets you from point a to point b.... I can only write in 2nd person and i know I KNOW everyone fucking hates it and people wont even TOUCH 2ndPOV but it flows so EASILY when i dont have to stop and juggle pronouns or even names!!! i feel more thoroughly seated in the POV character's head! it lubricates the process and sometimes I think i only ever get anything done ever because i write in 2ndPOV im sorry!!! Im sorry but I wont change!! its more important that I get the demons out than it is that you read my fic.
18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language?
Sparingly and with Purpose! (<<Bob I'm stealing your answer) (i realize your name is not actually bob but I've been calling you bob in my head for years now sorry) I used italian vocab occasionally in Luca fic because it's used heavily in the movie to create a sense of unfamiliarity for the boys who were trying to integrate themselves into human society but didn't understand most things they encountered. It's soooooo bad when done wrong, though. I'll never shut up about the jamikali fic i opened that had Jamil call Kalim habibi in the first paragraph, I almost threw my phone across the room. Like first of all they don't do that in the source material, any arabic used is very clearly in the context of an "old/ancient language" that no one is speaking on the daily and second of all he would not fucking say that!!!!!
19. First fandom you wrote in?
The Sonic 2 fanfic i tried to write back in 1993 is between me and the lisa frank notebook kept under my bed. My first published-on-the-internet fic was the aforementioned Wilbur Robinson (Meet the Robinsons) self-cest. I went back to ff.net to see if it was still there and if I could rewrite it (it would rule in 2ndPOV actually) but..........its gone. Either it got purged or I purged it myself during the ducktales cyberbullying fiasco. First fandom of current era fic writing was Ducktales. (thank you ducktales for all youve done for me)
20. Favourite fic you've written?
God Only Knows is probably the best thing I've ever written, but picking apart the world building in Outer Wilds for Apex was really fun and rewarding and when I get feedback on it its always (crying emoji) (crying emoji) (sad face emoji) (skull emoji) which is ALSO fun and rewarding but in a totally different way.
tagging @jofngve @partly-cloudyskies and uhhhh anyone else if they wanna!
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lol I started this the morning before we got word of the teaser and then PROMPTLY forgot about it. But here we go! I was tagged by @oatmilktruther, @bizarrelittlemew, @ghostalservice and @petrichorca, who are all equally amazing as people as they are writers. 💖
Rules: Share the first lines of your ten most recent fics and tag ten people.
The day began, as they always did, with a kiss. (all of these lines across my face) The infamous Grief Fic™, post-canon, Ed and Stede are in their 80s, I promise it is more uplifting than it sounds. I'm very proud of this one, but please mind the tags.
Dear Tooth Fairy, My name is the Swede and I am 42 years old. (A Fairy Tale) Ed is history's greatest tooth fairy, Stede is an eccentric flower fairy, and they have a magical adventure on the wings of my personal favorite OC, Arthur the rosy maple moth. Potentially the cutest thing I've ever written.
"Bye, Bonnet!" (Here's to the Night) It's Y2K, and Stede is stuck at the office making sure his father's company doesn't collapse at midnight, and Ed is the sexy IT consultant who calls him every 30 mins to flirt I mean, check in on things. There's romance. There's silliness. There's heavy 90s nostalgia. No Neopets were harmed in the creation of this fic.
There’s nothing Edward Teach loves more than a big, beautiful clock. (Clock Strikes One) Unhinged, clock-themed porn, this time with spanking. It's both filthy and educational! It's the follow up to Witness Marks, and there will be more.
It’s been four days since the former crew of the Revenge reappeared, and Ed’s hiding in his cabin. (Choose Your Own Adventure: Reunion!) By far the COOLEST fandom project I've ever been a part of! So many writers and artists took part in creating this, and it is magnificent. If you haven't found all paths yet, here's your reminder to do so. There's something for everybody.
There was something to be said for being married to one of the world's most sought-after fashion designers. (Pretty and Stiddies and Gay!) Inspired by this incredible art by @buumbaby. Ed and Stede are ridiculously in love and have hot sex, including once in public while Stede's in a gorgeous evening gown.
Stede sat on a bench in the lobby area of the office building and took a hearty sip of his very berry smoothie. (A Day in the Life of Model Employee S. Bonnet) Stede is the world's worst postal worker, who blows off his job to flirt with famed hair model Edward Teach. Possibly my favorite Stede I've ever written.
Loudly did the muses sing of the sea god Edward and his mortal lover, Stede. (forever is our today (who waits forever anyway)) What it says on the tin. Ed and Stede are cursed for defying the gods' orders to part ways. I'm really proud of how this one turned out. Like, really proud.
"Maaaa." (To Get to the Other Side) Short, sweet, silly, smutty.
There's a moment when you're deep into a long drive when your mind begins to wander. (Where the Daylight Begins) My baby. My child. My pfp. My 115K magical realism modern AU that was heavily influenced by The House in the Cerulean Sea. I hope it leaves you feeling like you've been wrapped up in a big gay hug.
Not tagging anyone because this has been sitting in my drafts for so long I'm certain everyone has already done it, but if not, consider this your tag. 💕
#previously my life was divided into pre-OFMD and post-OFMD now it's also pre-teaser and post-teaser#next shall be pre-S2 and post-S2 !!!!!!!#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD fic#my fic#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Ed x Stede
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8 shows to get to know you
i was tagged by @arrysa-clair so... thank u huney /p ^w^
Katekyo Hitman Reborn: 🎵HELLO MY LUVELY HELLO MY HUNEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GALLLL!!🎵 This wasn't the first fandom I wrote fanfic for, but I just,,,, YES!! 100%!! YES!! Because this shounen I Binged because of 1 CardFight! Vanguard/KHR crossover and THEN I WAS INVESTED, and now I am The Biggest Simp... It was also the fandom where I had to admit that I'm a filthy filthy multishipper so... OOPS, GUESS I CAN NEVER UNDO THAT!!!
Bagpuss: 🎵Bagpuss, oh Bagpuss, soggy-old-cat puss, wake up and see this thing that I bring, wake up, be bright! Be golden and light! Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing.🎵 THIS SHOW!!! THIS SHOW IS MY LOVE, MY BLOOD, AND NOW ONE OF THE LEAST-KNOWN SHOWS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S BLIMMIN GREAT (apart from one episode that suddenly comes to mind because HHHH IT WAS MADE IN THE SIXTIES AND THE OBJECT WAS A PAIR OF BOWING MEN) But think, like, Toys coming to life to check out this neat little thing their owner's brought, using songs, stories and poems to tell what the thing *really* is, working together to fix or clean the object, then moving it into the window "So anyone who had lost [the object] Would see it, and know it was found" AND THAT ENTIRE SHOW!! I LIVE FOR!!! If I need to sew, or if I'm sick, or even if I just don't want to watch much and snk into a pile of plushies, I can pop this show on, and listen to a soggy old pink and white cat, a raggedy old bookend, a toad with a banjo, a music box of mice and a well-loved doll explain why a small cushion is really the seat of the boney king of nowhere's throne. I Am Soft.
Thunderbirds/Thunderbirds Are Go: THIS SHOW, THIS SHOW I WROTE FANFICTION FOR BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT FANFIC WAS!! I still even have the cute li'l notebook it was written in, now sans cover, IT IS UPSTAIRS IN A BOX AND I WAS SO YOUNG my handwriting was a full 2cm/0.8inch TALL, SO EACH PAGE WAS BASICALLY 5-7 LINES OF WIGGLY TEXT, because of course the paper doesn't have lines, and MY WRITING WAS SO CUTE AND SIMPLISTIC I WANT TO SQUEEZE YOUNGER-ME'S CHEEKS!! And then younger me made it have a crossover with Lazytown, because I was a sucker... AND NOW WE HAVE T.B.A.G, AND CHCGHCG I WAS ECSTATIC, my dad and brother less so, BUT I LOVE IT, and now I am back on my thunderbirds bs. /lol
Tantei Gakuen Q/Detective Class Q: I adore both the anime and the live action for this one. They may have slightly different stories, but they're still both quite powerful, and very fun, but also able to talk about some topics in ways that make me tilt my head a little, like the idea of an area cut off from the outside world, finding peace within the smaller things, or, from the live action, how far one person can go in search of freedom, and how that can then be framed by others during the uncovery of that story. Also! The cases!!! They can seem so complex, yet, then the answer will turn out so simple, and I absolutely adore that! ^w^
Gravity Falls: IDK what it is, but the idea of some kids just having fun, finding something, then having fun solving the issue, or going hrough an experience, and then supporting each other on the other side, getting the support of their chaotic family.... HHHHHHHH /pos. I am Very Soft. Also, fxghxfcghcfgh, Bill and Dipper's Entire Dynamic brings me life. Jesu Maria.... AND THEN I REMEMBER THEY'RE 12!! THEY CAN'T EVEN OWN A BANK ACCOUNT YET, SOMEONE GET THESE KIDS THERAPY OH MY GOODNESS!! bUT!!! SOOS!! YEEEEEE!! idk ok NEXT ONE!
School Babysitters: I may not be able to handle children irl, but the stories between the kids, the way the students handle caring for the kids, THE RELATIONSHIP OF THE CENTRAL DUO!!! HAS MADE ME CRY!! SO MANY TIMES!!! ARARARARARARARARA!!! I LOVE THEM!!! HHHHH!!
SCOOBY DOO! WHERE ARE YOU?/SCOOBY DOO, MYSTERY INCORPERATED!: My first crush was Daphne. I didn't realise it was a crush, I was just like "yeah, the others are pretty cool... But Daphneee..." And Nowadays I go "oh dearheart, Oh Sweetie" BECAUSE, HAHA, SHE IS STILL A FICTIONAL CRUSH, THIS WOMAN IS A COMPETENT QUEEN, tho some shows they make her a little mean, AND THAT'S WHY SB:WAY AND SB:MI ARE MY FAVOURITES, because Daphne is Adorable-- OMG I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE baby version of scoobydoo, oh my goodness that was adorable, though THE FACT THEY DECIDED THAT THE YOUNG VERSIONS WERE JUST WHO THE CHARACTERS ARE FROM BIRTH WHEN CGJHCHJCGJCGHJ YOU CAN'T TELL ME VELMA WASN'T THE CHEEKIEST BABY! YUHUXFH\OEW7SZDUFIYFWZPS9OUFZHRXDC8ZOSEYRHFNRICKUJFZBXED!!!!!
And last, but ne'er least: CUTE HIGH EARTH DEFENSE CLUB LOVE/BINAN KOUKOU CHIKYUU BOUEI-BU LOVE! That Show!!!!! THIS SHOW!!!! AAAA!!! Think, like, Genderbent Magigirl anime, but, again, Genderbent, and it's so cute, and funny, and yet it SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW, DESPITE BEING THE LIGHTEST THING SINCE FREE!, I AM a total mess mum plz come and pick me up i will cry from CUTENESS ISTG!!!
Gods, picking out stuff was so hard, but so fun, because I had to say "No" to Dream SMP, I had to turn down shows like the Katrielle Layton Anme because I ONLY GOT TO WATCH THAT ONCE, AND I AM SO SALTY 'CAUSE THAT WAS SO CUTE!! But then, hhhhh!!! /vpos /lovinglyfrustrated. Other shows skipped are Ouran High School Host Club, Free!, How to Keep a Mummy, Merlin, Dr Who, M.I.High, Good Omens (Good God do I love Good Omens), Love Stage!! aaand Marginal Prince.
Anyway!! Tagging!! I have no clue!! UUUUUUUUUHHHHH
@captaindragonsgold @snailraffle @slytherinroyaltyblogs @keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars @silverdrip
^w^ Have Fun! ^w^
#8 loved shows#shows i love#katekyo hitman reborn#bagpuss#thunderbirds are go#tantei gakuen q#detective class q#gravity falls#school babysitters#scooby doo where are you#scooby doo mystery incorporated#cute high earth defense club love#binan koukou chikyuu bouei bu love!#idk how to use tags#k bai
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as a resident f³ blog anon i love browsing your masterlist (and the bonus audience-sent stories!) 💕 it's like a zine full of the best kinks plus i have one ask pinned there on the digital fridge lol📍 i always appreciate how you link other related asks and recs and now i have sooo many new tabs 😹
thanks to everyone sending in their horniest ideas! i wanna hug all your anons and i'm so glad i finally got into stucky 💖
Lmao, I love f³ as shorthand for this blog. Myself, I usually think of it, in shorthand, as fff, which just sounds like one long, extended "f" sound 💀💀
Thank you!
(Yeah, usually I include what I've taken to tagging as "anon provided writing" on my masterlists simply because I want to be able to come back and find it easily. My masterlists are the easiest way I've found to do it, knowing that sometimes Tumblr's tagging system doesn't work.)
Thank you ×2, I try really hard to link back to anything that might be of interest to anyone who hasn't been following super closely in the moment along with anyone who might go back through at a later date and not know the context of what went on at the time. Good to know that someone is looking at all those links, haha.
I second that! I love everyone sending me in filthy shit! It's my favorite
Welcome into the stucky fandom by the way, I hope you're enjoying yourself thoroughly.
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one line any fic! rules: pick ten of your fics, scroll to somewhere midpoint, pick a line chunk and share it, and then tag ten people. I was tagged by @tiffanylamps Thanks, this should be fun!! I'm going to blatantly use this opportunity to do some self-promo for the next fic I will be publishing, as I'm very excited to be sharing this project (it's maybe my favorite thing I've written for the fandom so far 🤭) The rest will go in chronological order of publication. from "history of a monster" (coming this weekend) Dong-sik, I don’t want to die … Sang-yeob murmurs from the depths of his addled brain. What was the last thing that Yu-yeon ever said to him? He can’t remember now because it’s been too long, but it must have been something mundane when he was leaving the house that morning with his guitar slung over his back, intent upon escaping the memorial mass for his grandmother. Maybe she told him not to be such a punk. He’s said a lot of things to her in return since then, whispering to her memory in the hollow of his own home and promising to find her. If only she could see him now and where his supposed vows of justice have led him - right here, to this opulent hotel room, to this filthy, degenerate act of self-punishment, selfish and soulless. In all her pure and righteous faith, she would despise him. (midway through this fic turned out to be the most depressing bit lol I am putting this man Through It)
from the bitter and the sweet
Before Joo-won can make sense of their limbs, Dong-sik is on his feet and leaning over to slip his arms under Joo-won’s armpits. Joo-won struggles to stand, feeling no more stable than a newly birthed fawn. He clings onto Dong-sik’s shoulders. His senses are dull as a butter knife, yet he’s still hyper-aware of breath against his cheek, the texture of Dong-sik shirt against his fingers, and the warmth of his skin underneath.
“You had almost as much as me. I don’t think you should drive,” Joo-won mumbles.
“I walked here.”
“I-I don’t think you should walk … anywhere. It’s dangerous … I just told you there's robbers out there, didn’t I?”
“Yes, you did.”
“Stay here,” Joo-won says, the unfiltered suggestion leaping past the usual boundaries he would have barred it with had he been sober. He swings his chin toward the couch. “You can sleep here. Don’t go.” (i just love this moment; sweet, sappy, drunk jw begging ds not to go .... you know he drove ds absolutely mad with this 😳) from fractures
Something in Dong-sik’s eyes shifts. The hollow chasm of suffering remains unchanged, but the need that he had cloaked in compassion and gentility rips open like the maw of a great and terrible beast. Taking a step back, he yanks Joo-won away from the counter by the shirt.
“You want to be on your knees for me so badly?” he asks, his mouth quivering around the question.
Joo-won begins to nod. “I deserve it,” he whispers, hearing his own voice raspy and breaking like waves against a shore.
Dong-sik lets go of his shirt, doesn’t bother to smooth the rumpled fabric. He jabs his chin toward the minefield that is the kitchen floor dappled in broken glass. “Then do it.” (umm I am just absolutely Weak for dom!Dong-sik) from like no one else could
Verbal indicators are the surest way for him to know, and when they first began doing this, he’d scolded Dong-sik on more than one occasion for being tight-lipped. It wasn’t humiliation, per se, that had kept him quiet, but an impulse to endure in silence, to only cry when he’s alone. He’d been doing it for years, after all, so long that it felt natural. It hadn’t taken long for those barriers to break down when Joo-won had finally pushed him hard enough to draw tears one night. He’d held Dong-sik’s face in his hands and looked into his eyes while the rivers of agony seeped into his palms. They didn’t fuck after - they rarely do - but it was the closest Dong-sik thinks he’s ever gotten to what some people might call nirvana. (the dom!jw spanking fic that is, imo, so underrated. i love this concept and dynamic and I'd like to write more of it one day) from never enough
“I fucked you so thoroughly last night that I thought you would be satisfied,” Joo-won says, his critical gaze wandering over Dong-sik’s torso, straining softly between the handcuffs and the weight of his body. “Enough is never enough with you, is it?”
Dong-sik huffs a laugh, but his throat is dry. “I can never have enough of you, Joo-won-ah.”
This sugary response avails him nothing. Joo-won hums a low sound, and leans forward to run his fingertips along the exposed flesh of Dong-sik’s triceps as he says, “That would be cute if it was me you were having. But it wasn’t, was it?” (did I ever think I would be writing a tickling kink fic in my life?? no but here we are and it fits these two perfectly) from steel trap teeth Dong-sik's been living as a pariah long enough that something like a kinky sexual preference is, in his mind, inconsequential to the question of whether or not someone is a good person. The conflict had arisen inside him for having broken his mother’s cardinal rule which he has been attempting to live by since Yu-yeon’s case was closed - don’t hurt anyone. He hadn’t just hurt Joo-won; he’d helped Joo-won hurt himself. There exists some middle ground between these two things, he's sure, but trying to get Joo-won to this place presents a challenge. Joo-won’s teeth still get sharp, set with a snarl like any soft creature that’s been kicked too many times when the depth of his wanting is exposed. Dong-sik can only stand here, holding out his hand as a gesture of safety until Joo-won realizes there's no harm in asking for what he wants. (the other spanking fic!! which is funnily enough, one of the more fluffier/sappier things I've written. i just love reducing jw to a pathetic, begging, subby mess) from only our love can suffice
“Joo-won, if you’re going to lecture me about going to the barber again-”
“No,” Joo-won says, holding up his hand. “I’m not. I’ve accepted it’s not going to happen.”
Dong-sik blinks, his brows rising. “You have?”
“Yes. You can gloat about it later,” Joo-won says, briskly, and snatches the bottle of shampoo and conditioner from the cart. “I’m talking about this.”
Dong-sik looks at the bottle, then back at Joo-won, a frown of genuine confusion knitting his brow. “What about it? It was on sale.”
“Did you even look at the label?” Joo-won asks. “Of course it was on sale, Dong-sik, because it’s the worst thing you could possibly put in your hair.” (I don't claim to be funny but I thought this scene was pretty amusing. i think jw is the kind of person who would be 100% neurotic about his beauty products.) from fragments
“Joo-won-” Dong-sik tries, without any forethought to the address. He doesn’t want to object, even though he knows he should, and the utterance is neither combative nor authoritative. It sounds to his own ears like little more than a plea.
Joo-won, taking it as such, steals away the last bit of distance between them by pressing his mouth hard to Dong-sik’s parted lips. The gesture, while lacking coordination or even gentility, destroys what last fragments of inhibition Dong-sik had been clinging to. Joo-won’s mouth - his pretty, plump mouth that Dong-sik had privately fantasized of kissing with this exact fervor more than once - is against his lips, with a moan following close behind. The inner seam of lower lip is exactly as soft as it had felt grazing Dong-sik’s cock - his memory had not embellished it - and the slip of his tongue is even smoother, wetter; it laps against him, hungry and desperate, no finesse or restraint, only pure, unbridled intention. (ds may be a nutcase but jw is an obsessive little freak. he was thinking about kissing ds like that for Weeks 😌) from a cruel and futile miracle
“And if you don’t kick me out?”
Joo-won uncurls his fist from Dong-sik’s collar and pushes upright, gripping the back of the couch for balance. Shadows from the lamplight crest over his shoulders and turn every soft, innocent curve of his face to a sharp and perilous ravine. The weepy shimmer is gone from his eyes, replaced by a hardening varnish of determination. He drops a hand to his belt buckle.
“If you whisper a word of this to anyone,” he threatens, softly, “I won’t wait for you to turn yourself in.” (it's sadhorny hours!!!) from terrarium (this is a porny one-shot WIP ft. shibari. no ETA on completion or publication for this one)
Dong-sik barks a laugh. “Give him a couple years, Joo-won-ah. How many did it take you? All of twenty-eight?”
Joo-won pivots his glare upward to see Dong-sik’s eyes sparkling. Some days it’s more humiliating than others that Dong-sik is the only person he’s ever been interested in; today is certainly one of those days because it makes how desperate he is more prominent, and Dong-sik knows it.
“It might have taken even longer if I hadn’t nudged you,” Dong-sik continues, clearly pleased with himself.
“Nudge?” Joo-won echoes. “Is that what you call it?”
“Mm, I suppose it was more like a shove.”
from the bitter and the sweet
Before Joo-won can make sense of their limbs, Dong-sik is on his feet and leaning over to slip his arms under Joo-won’s armpits. Joo-won struggles to stand, feeling no more stable than a newly birthed fawn. He clings onto Dong-sik’s shoulders. His senses are dull as a butter knife, yet he’s still hyper-aware of breath against his cheek, the texture of Dong-sik shirt against his fingers, and the warmth of his skin underneath.
“You had almost as much as me. I don’t think you should drive,” Joo-won mumbles.
“I walked here.”
“I-I don’t think you should walk … anywhere. It’s dangerous … I just told you there's robbers out there, didn’t I?”
“Yes, you did.”
“Stay here,” Joo-won says, the unfiltered suggestion leaping past the usual boundaries he would have barred it with had he been sober. He swings his chin toward the couch. “You can sleep here. Don’t go.” (i just love this moment; sweet, sappy, drunk jw begging ds not to go .... you know he drove ds absolutely mad with this 😳) from fractures
Something in Dong-sik’s eyes shifts. The hollow chasm of suffering remains unchanged, but the need that he had cloaked in compassion and gentility rips open like the maw of a great and terrible beast. Taking a step back, he yanks Joo-won away from the counter by the shirt.
“You want to be on your knees for me so badly?” he asks, his mouth quivering around the question.
Joo-won begins to nod. “I deserve it,” he whispers, hearing his own voice raspy and breaking like waves against a shore.
Dong-sik lets go of his shirt, doesn’t bother to smooth the rumpled fabric. He jabs his chin toward the minefield that is the kitchen floor dappled in broken glass. “Then do it.” (umm I am just absolutely Weak for dom!Dong-sik) from like no one else could
Verbal indicators are the surest way for him to know, and when they first began doing this, he’d scolded Dong-sik on more than one occasion for being tight-lipped. It wasn’t humiliation, per se, that had kept him quiet, but an impulse to endure in silence, to only cry when he’s alone. He’d been doing it for years, after all, so long that it felt natural. It hadn’t taken long for those barriers to break down when Joo-won had finally pushed him hard enough to draw tears one night. He’d held Dong-sik’s face in his hands and looked into his eyes while the rivers of agony seeped into his palms. They didn’t fuck after - they rarely do - but it was the closest Dong-sik thinks he’s ever gotten to what some people might call nirvana. (the dom!jw spanking fic that is, imo, so underrated. i love this concept and dynamic and I'd like to write more of it one day) from never enough
“I fucked you so thoroughly last night that I thought you would be satisfied,” Joo-won says, his critical gaze wandering over Dong-sik’s torso, straining softly between the handcuffs and the weight of his body. “Enough is never enough with you, is it?”
Dong-sik huffs a laugh, but his throat is dry. “I can never have enough of you, Joo-won-ah.”
This sugary response avails him nothing. Joo-won hums a low sound, and leans forward to run his fingertips along the exposed flesh of Dong-sik’s triceps as he says, “That would be cute if it was me you were having. But it wasn’t, was it?” (did I ever think I would be writing a tickling kink fic in my life?? no but here we are and it fits these two perfectly) from steel trap teeth Dong-sik's been living as a pariah long enough that something like a kinky sexual preference is, in his mind, inconsequential to the question of whether or not someone is a good person. The conflict had arisen inside him for having broken his mother’s cardinal rule which he has been attempting to live by since Yu-yeon’s case was closed - don’t hurt anyone. He hadn’t just hurt Joo-won; he’d helped Joo-won hurt himself. There exists some middle ground between these two things, he's sure, but trying to get Joo-won to this place presents a challenge. Joo-won’s teeth still get sharp, set with a snarl like any soft creature that’s been kicked too many times when the depth of his wanting is exposed. Dong-sik can only stand here, holding out his hand as a gesture of safety until Joo-won realizes there's no harm in asking for what he wants. (the other spanking fic!! which is funnily enough, one of the more fluffier/sappier things I've written. i just love reducing jw to a pathetic, begging, subby mess) from only our love can suffice
“Joo-won, if you’re going to lecture me about going to the barber again-”
“No,” Joo-won says, holding up his hand. “I’m not. I’ve accepted it’s not going to happen.”
Dong-sik blinks, his brows rising. “You have?”
“Yes. You can gloat about it later,” Joo-won says, briskly, and snatches the bottle of shampoo and conditioner from the cart. “I’m talking about this.”
Dong-sik looks at the bottle, then back at Joo-won, a frown of genuine confusion knitting his brow. “What about it? It was on sale.”
“Did you even look at the label?” Joo-won asks. “Of course it was on sale, Dong-sik, because it’s the worst thing you could possibly put in your hair.” (I don't claim to be funny but I thought this scene was pretty amusing. i think jw is the kind of person who would be 100% neurotic about his beauty products.) from fragments
“Joo-won-” Dong-sik tries, without any forethought to the address. He doesn’t want to object, even though he knows he should, and the utterance is neither combative nor authoritative. It sounds to his own ears like little more than a plea.
Joo-won, taking it as such, steals away the last bit of distance between them by pressing his mouth hard to Dong-sik’s parted lips. The gesture, while lacking coordination or even gentility, destroys what last fragments of inhibition Dong-sik had been clinging to. Joo-won’s mouth - his pretty, plump mouth that Dong-sik had privately fantasized of kissing with this exact fervor more than once - is against his lips, with a moan following close behind. The inner seam of lower lip is exactly as soft as it had felt grazing Dong-sik’s cock - his memory had not embellished it - and the slip of his tongue is even smoother, wetter; it laps against him, hungry and desperate, no finesse or restraint, only pure, unbridled intention. (ds may be a nutcase but jw is an obsessive little freak. he was thinking about kissing ds like that for Weeks 😌) from a cruel and futile miracle
“And if you don’t kick me out?”
Joo-won uncurls his fist from Dong-sik’s collar and pushes upright, gripping the back of the couch for balance. Shadows from the lamplight crest over his shoulders and turn every soft, innocent curve of his face to a sharp and perilous ravine. The weepy shimmer is gone from his eyes, replaced by a hardening varnish of determination. He drops a hand to his belt buckle.
“If you whisper a word of this to anyone,” he threatens, softly, “I won’t wait for you to turn yourself in.” (it's sadhorny hours!!!) from terrarium (this is a porny one-shot WIP ft. shibari. no ETA on completion or publication for this one)
Dong-sik barks a laugh. “Give him a couple years, Joo-won-ah. How many did it take you? All of twenty-eight?”
Joo-won pivots his glare upward to see Dong-sik’s eyes sparkling. Some days it’s more humiliating than others that Dong-sik is the only person he’s ever been interested in; today is certainly one of those days because it makes how desperate he is more prominent, and Dong-sik knows it.
“It might have taken even longer if I hadn’t nudged you,” Dong-sik continues, clearly pleased with himself.
“Nudge?” Joo-won echoes. “Is that what you call it?”
“Mm, I suppose it was more like a shove.”
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🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately? 🏆 What's your most popular fic? ✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it.
Music: Sometimes? More often than not I'll have something on, it just depends what I'm writing and why I'm writing as to what it is. I have certain playlists for when I need background noise/no vocals, some that are essentially fic soundtracks, and others that are for certain characters.
Lately I've been trying to force any of the au-gust prompts into being written, and it's led me back to a combination of David Bowie (shocking to no one, long time followers are staring unimpressed going 'yes, yes, the move back to Bowie as fic soundtrack, we've done this before' lmao), Avatar, and Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats. Brief track recs that I've had on repeat lately for each:
Bowie-Son's of the Silent Age (any version, but the 2017 remaster is v good), Cactus, Bring Me the Disco King, Hallo Spaceboy, The Hearts Filthy Lesson, 5:15 The Angels Have Gone, and the one that keeps making me feel homesick (even tho the idea of having to go back to ND for any reason rn makes me physically sick, which is confusing af lol) Everyone Says 'Hi'.
Avatar-Out of Our Minds, Let Us Die, Do You Feel In Control?, The Dirt I'm Buried In, Raven Wine, When the Snow Lies Red, and Black Waters.
Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats-this one is album specific, so you're looking at their latest live release 'Slaughter on First Avenue' and tracks: Waiting for Blood, Shockwave City, 13 Candles, Pusher Man, Ritual Knife, I'll Cut You Down, and No Return.
Most Popular Fic: I had to look this one up fkasdjlfjasfd. I don't know for sure which is most popular of the ones on Tumblr, since some of those fics haven't been ported over to my ao3 yet and my varying writing tags have been lost to time (I'll have been on here for 12 years as of this year lol)
Anyway per ao3 going by highest hits on my Stats page, it's one of my Hobbit fics which I am. Hesitantly linking (it's just v cheesy and cutesy fdsklafjsal) bc fuck it, y'all know my ao3 and could go read everything I wrote from that fandom anyway: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1076085
Compliment: fjdslkafjas YOU! But okay, I'll try. I think, when I am at my best, my writing elicits the feelings I want it to. And I know, that doesn't sound like a compliment at first, but it's taken years of practice to get this far, so if it's doing that even part of the time...that's pretty good. It could certainly be worse, and I'll always be happy to be better than worse.
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@musette22 Thank you for the tag! Also, it's hilarious timing because I have been rereading through your evanstan works all over again lately!
ten questions for writers
1. how many works do you have on AO3?
I currently have 69 works 👀 Nice, lmao
2. what’s your total AO3 word count?
1,516,781 ... When the fuck did I pass a million words? Huh? What?
3. what fandoms do you write for?
I write for stucky and evanstan mostly, I've been known to venture into x reader content, too, but that's very rare.
4. do you respond to comments? why or why not?
Yes! I try to respond to every comment (except people just being shitty to be shitty, those are deleted) because it's fun, and it gives me a lot of joy.
5. have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I'm aware of. So, I sure hope not. I've had non-fandom art stolen before, though, and that shit fucking sucks.
6. have you ever co-written a fic before?
I haven't! I'm, for better or mostly worse, not the greatest at creative teamwork 😅 Plus, being dyslexic makes me insecure about my lengthy drafting process. Nobody needs to see the insane way I write when I think no one will be reading it in that state. I don't even have people beta read my work, so co-writing would be a huge leap for me, lol.
7. what’s your all-time favorite ship?
Hmm... probably stucky. I just love the depth of their connection and I fucking love those characters--they've imprinted on me, I swear.
8. what are your writing strengths?
Good question, I'm not sure. Maybe dialog? I seem to get comments fairly regularly about my dialog being realistic and/or being filthy in a good way.
9. what are your writing weaknesses?
Explanation. I am a god forsaken overexplainer, over-detailer, and, just, look at what I'm doing right now. I'm overexplaing a simple answer. I can write my ass off without thinking. Too many words. Too weird sentence structure. Etc. You get it. Sometimes, I need to not yap and make a fic under 10k words 💀💀
10. first fandom you wrote for?
Stucky! You can go back and laugh (gently, if you would) at my first fic. If you dare, lol.
Tagging: @howdoyousleep3 / @elizabethraywrites @bvckyysarm @meidui and anyone who I accidentally forgot or anyone who wants to jump in!
ten questions for writers
Thank you for the tag, my gorgeous, beloved estranged wife @paperstorm 💛
I kinda feel like a fraud doing this since I haven't posted anything in a whiiiile, but I'M WORKING ON IT, so let's do this anyway.
1. how many works do you have on ao3?
79 works
2. what’s your total ao3 word count?
864,537 words
3. what fandoms do you write for?
MCU (Stucky), RPF (is that a fandom?) (Evanstan), The Last Shadow Puppets/Arctic Monkeys (Milex)
4. do you respond to comments? why or why not?
Of course I do! Always. Sometimes it takes a little while for me to get round to it, but I always reply if I can. I appreciate every single kind comment I get, more than I can say. It's so good to know that something I wrote touched someone in some way, and it's amazing to me that people take time out of their days to not only read my stories, but also leave me comments?? Mind-blowing. Comments truly mean the world, so the least I can do is reply to them!
5. have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not to my knowledge, thank fuck.
6. have you ever co-written a fic before?
Yes! A few times, it's the most funnest thing if you're working with someone you admire and have a good rapport with. I'd love to do it again sometime!
7. what’s your all-time favourite ship?
STUCKY. Without a doubt. Stucky4eva.
8. what are your writing strengths?
Hmmm... I think humour, fluff & smut? Yeah. I've been told I'm pretty good at building romantic and sexual tension, which I take as a huge compliment because I love that sh*t <3
9. what are your writing weaknesses?
I'm not great at writing angst, simply because I can't deal with hurting my guys too much, which means I always end up making it fluffy again very quickly argh. I also suck at action scenes, so I've kind of given up trying, lol.
10. first fandom you wrote for?
My first ever fic was Evanstan, but I was also working on Stucky at that time. My first and last, those guys <3
Tagging @sparkagrace @voylitscope @dharmasharks @metalbvcky @fandomfluffandfuck @uhbasicallyjustmilex @rillils
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I am LISTENING and I am here and also YES TO EVERYTHING and I swear if you write the A/B/O thing I will inject it straight into my bloodstream
Ughhhh cockwarming at an in-person meeting is such a Yes but it reminded me of your mob!AU hehe. (All the bits you wrote, I just 🤩) So I was thinking how they'd do it if ZZS was the CEO of a legitimate high-profile company instead of mob boss (tying in with the formal events bits yea 🤭)
Regarding the movie theatre one. Firstly, *chef's kiss*. But what if. WHAT IF. it was one of those popular movies like Marvel movies that gets talked about all the times but WKX can't help but forever associate it with The Incident and every time he sees or hears something related to that movie he gets reminded of that time he came so hard in a movie theatre he nearly passed out and it makes him blush so hard people are bound to ask him why his face is so red (they wrongly conclude that he has a crush on one of the actors and he never corrects them)
I just imagine ZZS being super possessive and WKX loves it, to the point where he sometimes plays along when other people flirt with him because although ZZS rationally knows that WKX is faithful to him, he can't help but subconsciously fuck him a little extra rough to stake his claim
One time WKX goes particularly overboard and ZZS doesn't let him come for a week. He fucks him every morning and night but WKX isn't allowed to come. WKX is so desperate by the end of the week that as soon as ZZS pushes his cock into him and whispers "you've been such a good boy, baobei" into his ear, he's coming untouched and crying tears of relief and although he's shaking with overstimulation he buries his face in ZZS's neck and asks ZZS to keep fucking him because he just loves being a good boy for daddy so much
WKX! IN! A MINISKIRT!!! Wearing a matching jewel butt plug because he wanted to surprise ZZS. ZZS finding the plug halfway through their date when he slides his hand up the inside of WKX's smooth thigh and WKX grabs his wrist and pulls it that little bit higher. They stumble into the nearest bathroom where ZZS bends WKX over the sink, puts the plug in his mouth, and makes him watch himself in the mirror getting fucked within an inch of his life
Dare I add: WKX puts on one of those slutty costumes for Christmas, tying a silk ribbon round his pretty cock, and ZZS flips him face down ass up in bed, eats him out and milks his prostate until WKX is a shivering, drooling mess
Having many more Thoughts but this has to end somewhere
Okay okay okay... Anon your BRAIN, I am in love
🌶🍋🌶🍋🌶🍋🌶🍋
I am... Struggling to write it but trust me if I wrote that particular brand of ABO spice it would have this exact line; Wen Kexing knows his Alpha likes it when he puts in a bit of a fight as foreplay because the submission would taste so, so sweet
Oh! Cockwarming at the office Christmas party, yes. Itty bitty Santa nipple clamps under a Prada three-piece and a light up vibrator with the remote in Zishu’s hands A+++
Can I... Humbly suggest... You know that scene in the first Avengers’ movie where Loki goes ‘...mewling quim’ (yes yes yes i know there are Problematic™️ associations with Whedon and that scene but we are not going into that rn because I’m headcanoning porn ok) Zishu had rented out the whole cinema for them and had proceeded to fuck him through it, and when Loki says that, that’s the moment in the movie where during the first time Lao Wen sees it, Zishu had slid his finger alongside his cock where it’d been nestled in him
Lao Wen had passed out being wrung dry like that. He only woke up mid-way through the credits and Zishu had to carry him home after wrapping him up in his coat
Needless to say the first Avengers’ movie is not a movie Lao Wen can watch with strangers or friends or family for that matter
Possessive!ZZS butters my bread; imagine him spanking Lao Wen’s ass a painful red, making him count out each hit because Lao Wen was ‘flirting’ with the new manager in Accounts and Zishu doesn’t like the way the man had been looking at his Lao Wen’s lips. Maybe the satellite office out in the boondocks could use a new accounts manager...
Lao Wen plays along with it, of course, but whenever one of them gets a little too bold, he deftly sidesteps it because, no, this ass belongs to one man only
OOO. What if. Lao Wen has a branch with those red flowers tattooed up the back of his thigh and whenever Zishu is in the mood for it, he worships that tattoo with his tongue, teeth, mouth, cock.
OOOOOOO. Touching on the not being allowed to come. What if, for one week, Zishu makes him wear the prettiest lace thongs and bralettes, fucking him against the wall to ceiling windows of his office, leaking cock bumping up against the warm glass pane while Zishu tells him just how slutty he looks and how everyone can see him like this, isn’t this what he wants, isn’t Zishu the best for giving his pretty baobei what he wants?
Then when he finally is allowed to come, he blanks out so hard, he is twitching through the force of his orgasm while Zishu strokes him through it.
I suddenly had the image of Lao Wen in a bright orange polyester miniskirt. I don’t know why. But the thought of his erection tenting the smooth, shiny surface is just. Mmhmm.
Maybe Zishu just has his hand on Lao Wen’s ass out of habit but then realises, hm, something is up here (pun well intended) and presses the heel of his palm down to feel up the shape of a butt plug that he doesn’t hesitate to tease his fingers around
Lao Wen’s embarrassed he got found out so early but he endures the shameless groping until Zishu leans in to whisper in his ear, “How much longer do you want to play, hm?”
Needless to say, Zishu has to buy out the restaurant to stop them from banning them from the guest list lol
#i'm... not going to tag the fandom tag lol... this is so filthy#wenzhou#gab writes stuff#spicy lemons#tw: long post
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20 Author Questions
thanks to @statelysapphicfor the tag!!!
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
28!
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
162,944
3. What fandoms do you write for?
it's that sweet gwendoline chistie brain rot for me :))
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
push me gently (into love) -> (nsfw) -> two chapter Larissa x reader story in which reader is an art teacher at Nevermore. fluffy, cozy, and sweet, featuring easily skippable smut. rom-com vibes.
when the last restraint is gone -> (ongoing) (nsfw) -> an intense victorian romance between Jane Murdstone and her lady's maid, Laura. sort of in the style of Sarah Waters's historical romance novels. heavily influenced by Vita and Virginia's love letters. featuring a lot of sensually read victorian poetry and dirty, delicious smut.
danger level - one (nsfw) -> filthy smut featuring the good ol' sex pollen trope. Phasma x fem!stormtrooper!reader. hot and a bit silly. straightforward and simple porn lol.
particular (nsfw) -> Larissa Weems x (adult) Wednesday Addams, aka the fic that got me cancelled. ongoing, but written. still in the process of posting it. rom-com with dark humour and some more mature themes, but still relatively light. sort of a coming-of-age story.
so very chivalrous (and so completely oblivious) -> Brienne x princess!reader. very fluffy. Brienne is very good with a sword, but a bit oblivious in the matters of love. featuring good ol' lesbian yearning.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
i try my best to! i feel like i either wanna rant abt my blorbos and my thought process or i want to be polite. someone took the time to write a comment, and i feel like that warrants a thank you!
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
hmmmmm. perhaps the sad ending option for my ruin tastes so sweet (almost as sweet as your lips) -- it's a choose your own adventure story!
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
it would have to be either so very chivalrous (and so completely oblivious) or push me gently (into love) which now that i think about have a lot of kudos and comments and hits, so i guess ppl love happy endings hahah
8. Do you get hate on fics?
i'm the queen of controversy apparently, and i was cancelled! but the fic itself didn't get as much hate as ppl didn't even wanna read it lol, i personally got hate mail. so fics? i suppose not. but there is still time, who knows what else i'll post (i know, and ppl will likely have opinions about it)
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
i very much do lol. the real hot kind :)
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
i've written exactly one! larissa x phasma bc. reasons. it's smut. chrome and lipstick
11. Have you ever had a fiction stolen?
not to my knowledge! but ppl have heavily copied my work :)
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
not to my knowledge!
13. Have you ever co-writtten a fic before?
tried to, but the person in question sorta ghosted me lol
14. What's your all-time favorite ship?
ughhhhh idk man. i guess the one i spent the longest being obsessed with is malora. i have a dark past lol.
15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
i hope to finish them all Eventually lol but idk, we shall see!
16. What are your writing strengths?
characterisation, point blank haha. i have a sense of rhythm that i sometimes put to good use.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
uhhh i tend to be vague abt things i am bored with while i write, and plot driven things aren't my forte. i can get very dash and comma happy lol. sometimes i tend to Fixate on a word or a phrase and i'm like okay gurl let it go lol, you've used this too many times. i am not very meticulous and i hate doing outlines and i feel like Sometimes it Shows. i feel like sometimes you can tell english is not my native language no matter how hard i try.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
speak the language at least somewhat, please. otherwise it's really hard for it to land well. personally, i feel very lukewarm about it
19. First fandom you wrote for?
uhhhhh. i honestly don't remember. supergirl perhaps?? or ouat.
20. Favorite fic you've ever written?
our little dance and particular :)
tagging: @the-frankenman-writes @dianneking @zephyr-is-tired @alder-saan @notinmyvocab @theflashesoflove
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Not sure if the requests are still open but may i ask for Iruka, Guy and Kakashi reacting to their S.O. getting naughty with their hands under the table during an important meeting. Ps. Really really love your blog, sorry it's not a DC request but I'm not too familiar with that fandom yet.
thank you so much for your kind words anon!! and that's okay, this was still a fabulous request! 🥺 I truly hope you enjoy!
Tag list! (If you'd like to be added, please send me a DM or leave a comment on this post!) ➜ @gera-gera-chan @arysha-brs @birds-have-teeth @clemmywrites @simply-trash5 @dahlias-love @helloyellowsheeps
Iruka is the jumpiest out of the three. He at first doesn't quite know what's happening
He'd try to move his leg away because he thinks he's crowding you or quietly scold you for trying to tickle him in the middle of a meeting
But as soon as he turns to you and sees that lust in your eyes, his face becomes firetruck red and he instantly knows that what you're doing isn't an accident
This is an important meeting though, he can't be whisper-shouting at you in the middle of it! Iruka is very by-the-book, so his first instinct is to gently scold you
But that dirty side in him is rearing its head, and it looks like it's taken over
Iruka lets your hand wander, and he can tell how much joy you're getting out of watching him squirm under your touch
Your hand just grazes over his clothed cock, and you can tell it's rock hard (try not to drool LOL)
But Iruka has to think about every little movement to make it seem normal. Don't fidget in your seat, don't let that little mewl escape your lips. Every little detail has to be managed
Because when his only thought is of you giving him a hand job under the table where anyone could catch you two, it's damn hard to focus
Guy is probably the one who's in the middle ground
He will still be rather shy and red in the face when he feels your hands playing with his waistband, but he also isn't afraid of getting a little payback at the same time
Guy has a crazy ability to both focus intently on the mission debrief in front of him, and also please you under the table with his hands until you're seeing stars
When he feels that first touch of your hand on his upper thigh, it takes him a second to register what you're doing
It isn't just a casual hand on the knee thing, it's methodically moving up and up until you're palming his cock through his clothes
Your touch gets Guy hard quick, and pre is starting to leak out just from this touch alone
Guy stumbles on his words maybe once or twice before he gets the hang of it, reaching over to place his own hand on your thigh
He's not going to be beat at any competition, and seeing who is gonna cum first in the middle of this important meeting with the Hokage isn't any different
Do I even gotta say it? Mans was pretty much prepared for this moment and was already three steps ahead of you
Kakashi's a filthy bastard, and in the best way possible. He isn't afraid of a little public sex
Plus sometimes it's fun to take a little sexy risk here or there
I'm afraid it's going to be very very hard to get a reaction out of Kakashi this way. You can reach your hand on his thigh, dance it up all the way to giving him a full blown hand job (thank god the tables are covered in the front) and he wouldn't bat an eye
Just for the fun of it he wouldn't even cum (though he'd never admit how difficult it was not to). His plan is that you give up so he can jump in for the rebound
You came in here thinking you could get Kakashi to slip up? Oh my dear sweet friend, you were very wrong
By some magic, Kakashi manages to please you with just one hand, get you to cum twice, all while talking for a majority of the meeting
He's cocky, and that glorious feeling of presenting to an unknowing audience with his s/o's cum between his fingers and you glistening with sweat beside him?
It's worth every single second
#smuttyscribe#naruto smut#naruto#naruto x reader#naruto headcanons#iruka smut#Iruka x reader#Iruka x y/n#might guy smut#might guy x reader#might guy x y/n#Kakashi smut#Kakashi x reader#kakashi x y/n
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Author Self Fic Recs!
Post your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers.
Thank you to @tea-brigade @mostlymaudlin and @palimpsessed for tagging me! I know y'all tagged me ages ago, oops, I appreciate it sm!! I'm doing this super late so I feel like most folks have already done it, but just in case, tagging: @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @facewithoutheart @stillmadaboutpetra @krisrix and @captain-aralias If you've already done this, then this tag is just to say hi, I love your writing and I'm sending you a virtual hug <3
Make It Up To Me, 8k, rated E This was my main Erotic Gropefest collab with @stardustasincocaine and it's also probably the fic I wrote over the longest period of time? My schedule is really crazy so I'm usually a "sit down and bang it out" kind of writer (pun intended... this fic is VERY smutty lmao). I'm extremely proud of how it turned out, and Tessa's art for this fic is next level. TLDR: Dom/sub dynamic, lots of sex, lots of feelings.
The Edge of Memory, 8k, rated T The only non-explicit fic that made my top 5! Lol. In contrast to the previous fic, this one I wrote in one crazy sprint in less than 12 hours as a pinch hit for @captain-aralias. I'm honestly kind of obsessed with how it turned out? Who knew I could write an interesting plot without sex? Not me. I also never did it again lmao. TLDR: Canon divergent amnesia fic where Simon loses his memory right after he defeats the Humdrum and the Mage and forgets all of 8th year.
Angst, COC 2021, 2k, rated E This is probably my favorite thing I wrote for COC 2021, and I wrote... a lot. Like 50,000 words, more than I've ever written in that short a time before. It's honestly a pretty fucked up ficlet, but it was extremely cathartic to write. Plus, what was I supposed to do with the angst prompt? NOT torture Baz? TLDR: Coffin fic, coffin fic, COFFIN FIC!
A Room with a View, 7.5k, rated E I feel like this was the first truly filthy thing I ever wrote for the CO fandom, and I simply have not looked back since. This fic was a gift for @mostlymaudlin, who gave the most delicious and inspiring prompts (and also just makes delicious and inspiring content on the reg), and I reeeally wanted to do it justice for them. I'm quite pleased with how it turned out. TLDR: Baz and Simon go on a ski vacation and fuck a lot. Bonus Brobelove!
Every Part of You, 8k, rated E This was the first fic I wrote after really connecting with other people in the fandom, and it was a gift for @caitybug :) It's sweet, a lil smutty, a little angsty. Honestly, I don't think it's as good as some of my more recent stuff, but it has a special place in my heart because it helped me connect to some of my fave fandom humans <3 TLDR: Simon works through his feelings both with sex and with words and a lot of help from Baz.
That's all, folks! If you haven't done this yet and you wanna, say I tagged you and GO FOR IT :)
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my mom and her sisters are all getting into bts, but they’re very much in it for the music and the dancing and pretty boys, less for fandom stuff. so, who are your favorite members/ships/fanon?
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Oh god. Where do I start?
There are a lot of eras of fanon you can see in different fics, and there are different flavors of fanon depending on what ships someone likes. While I like actual BTS a lot, particularly for their rap, I treat the fic more like original BL. I like a lot of different versions, and I prefer the more multi-shippy authors who aren't so wedded to the few really big ships.
RM is probably my favorite overall just as an artist (and pretentious philosopher), but I love them all as stock fic characters.
I like namkook because I like "Sempai, notice me!" ships. I'm also a sucker for anything where a mentor type is having a meltdown internally about how bad they are for their crush on The Baby... meanwhile The Baby is a filthy little demon who is not only actively pursuing the mentor but is like "Can you hold me down and call me rude names?"
There's some interesting fic set earlier in their careers (or riffing off of that in another setting) about Jin being hired only for his face and whichever other member being hired only for their talent and their mutual jealousy/distrust/etc.
There are obviously a zillion possible ships, especially considering how often people go for ships with more than two. I more often do tag searches for vmin, sope, namkook, rapline OT3. Sometimes, I look for jihope or for vmin+another member. I'm partial to OT7, particularly of the JK/everyone variety, but there aren't a lot of fics that aren't just mindbreak porn or something. People often send me good recs for namgi, namjin, taejin, yoonjin, and jikook with top Jimin.
I don't actually care about the sex positions part, but I find that a lot of bottom Jimin fic is egregiously woobietastic in particular ways I hate. Taekook has a ton of fic, most of it extremely annoying to me, but I still check it out reasonably frequently because I'll be searching for magic school AUs or whatever, and it will come up. Minjoon and yoonmin also have a lot of fanon I find stupid and annoying, but I'll still read fic if it comes up in some trope search, especially if it's one of those fics with them divided 2/2/3 and all of the ships mattering in the fic. My biggest hate is reserved for anything that turns either Namjoon or Hobi into a thinks-he's-straight fuckboy who needs to learn a Very Special Lesson™ about modern US queer identity as seen through the lens of tumblr. Times one billion if either Yoongi or Jimin is the femme woobie in that fic. Did people listen to that fucking Tony Montana song? Did they? JESUS CHRIST. (Okay, "Expensive Girl" and "Trouble" are also hilarribad in similar annoying teen boy ways, but have people forgotten Jin was on the latter too?)
Basically, one of my rage buttons in any fandom is people equating someone being genetically taller or having a less idol-looking face with their approach to sexuality, identity, and gender. We all fucking wish our bodies looked like our insides. Half of tumblr would be androgynous, sylphlike ectomorphs if we could. But guess what? We get to be short, fat, and have giant boobs that are hard to hide. Not all of us. But a lot of us. I think I've got a pretty hot body, but it's not necessarily the body I'd have chosen, you know?
Fic where someone's like "I wish I was small and cute" and someone else is like "Fuck you, I'd kill to look big and manly like you" is interesting. Fic where your body is your personality is not.
Anyway, all of BTS appear to have been dumb teenagers, whether that's an excessive love of Scarface (ugh, film bros, why) or watching so much porn they filled the dorm computer full of viruses (lol, Namjoon and Jin, you thirsty bitches). I don't really care what people extrapolate from this in fic as long as it isn't some tired "RM is tall so he's The Man and Jimin is short so he's The Girl" shit.
Uh... anyway...
I like fic where all 7 of them are there and important to each other if it's an AU. If it's set in something approaching their real careers, I often like it if their other friends and associates are mentioned and they have a life outside of the group, though since I'm not that familiar with most of the famous people they're known to be friends with, I often like that better as a catalyst for "We pretend to be bffs for our reality tv shows, and now I'm insecure because I want to be that close for real but what is real when you're an idol????"
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