#i'm trying and failing to romance a certain hot headed character lmao

[gaiussaidno]

i havent slept in 18 hours-

this is my son, Eric the Cleric. this is an early-on screenshot from the beginning of the game. i have more screenshots of him in recent gameplay, but i only have access to this one on my phone rn. eric is a beefy, somewhat older drow cleric, whose look is inspired by visual kei aesthetic. he's nice and kind (and a little bit head-empty) despite his rbf and me constantly using him to murder things in the game!

[11queensupreme11]

Queen. I'm hella begging for dirty headcanons with Etienne and Alabaster— I know it sounds wrong but blame Essie for making me die for these two hot wizards. 😩😩😩 (Lmao it's okay if you're not comfortable writing, I understand lol) but if you do,,, can you make a smut headcannon—

Excuse me??? A SMUT HEADCANON???? IN MY HOLY TUMBLR??? YOU FILTHY SINNER—

Of course I'll do it for you! 💖

This turned out to be kinda long, but that's okay since I only had two characters to do.

ALABASTER C. TORRINGTON

WARNINGS: dubcon, baby trapping, and yandere themes cuz duh

pansexual, would prefer to date a mortal rather than a demigod/wizard/witch/etc.

this is gonna be hard to believe, but he's a virgin. boy spent most of his childhood and teenhood in the army where he had to look after 10+ kids while also leading an army of teenagers. his adulthood was spent in exile and it didn't help that mommy dearest had him babysit his extremely unhinged lil brother.

sooooo yeah, it's no surprise he has absolutely ZERO experience in the romance department. man's never even held another person's hand aside from his little siblings 😂

i don't even think this man had time to jack off??? his life was 1000% dedicated to taking care of his little siblings and winning the war

(only to end up failing at both LMAO HAHAHAHA, sorry sorry i'll stop)

ok ok i'll get to the dirty parts now hee hee

since he's a virgin with literally NO sexual or romantic experience, he'll be SO easy to overstimulate

at the beginning, he'll be a bottom or a borderline service dom. it'll be so cute though because he'll try so hard to please you, only to end up cumming the second you touch him

BUT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW that he's actually paying attention to your reactions and feelings. when you so happen to moan louder when his hands touch you in a certain place, if there's a position you like more, or when your eyes roll to the back of your head when his cock hits you from the inside at a certain angle—whatever it is you do, he memorizes it for later

you'll mostly hear breathless whispers of "is this okay?" or "do you like this?" while you're doing it and you'll answer equally as breathless

he's obsessed with you after all, not that you know it of course. he only wants to please you, to make sure you never leave him, and honestly, why would you wanna leave him when you fucks you so good?

once alabaster gets more experience and he's analyzed all of your reactions to the dirty things he does, it's OVER for you

sub!alabaster is gone now, he's more of a dom now but can be a switch though it depends

his sex drive is average, but he'll definitely use sex as a way to subdue you or manipulate you if he were to think you were drifting away from him.

you argue with him about his overprotective nature? he'll shove his dick in your mouth to lovingly shut you up 💖 and after spilling his load down your throat, he'll fuck you against the nearest surface until you're nothing but a babbling mess

he'll tease the shit out of you, and he'll be so smug when you're crying and shaking in his arms. he'll grab you by the chin and say "kiss me properly, babe" while his hips are ramming against yours

since you're a mortal and he's a demigod, his stamina will definitely outdo yours. there's nothing you can do about it either, he'll go as many rounds as he wants, he needs to make sure you'll never leave him after all

you're absolutely limp after all the rounds are done, and because he's such a good lover, he'll carry you off to bed and clean you all up, cooing after you and wiping the sweat off your face

"you're not still angry at me, right?" he'll ask you, though he already knows the answer

there's a dumb, lovesick smile on your face, but it fades away a little for confusion to set it. "huh?" the fight had completely left your mind after all the rough fucking you've been through

he could barely hide his smirk. "nothing. i love you." he'll say, and you'll say it back, perfectly naive and clueless just the way he wants it

after that, he snuggles into bed with you. you finally allow yourself to rest. your body is ruined, but you don't care. there's an ache between your legs, along with trails of cum. it didn't even cross your mind that he hadn't used a condom, and he was relieved about that.

and if you're a girl and you end up pregnant, then oh well. that's more of a reason for you to stay with him, isn' it?

ÉTIENNE ROSIER

WARNINGS: dubcon/noncon and yandere themes... this is étienne we're talking about here 💀

heterosexual, no preference on dating a mortal, witch, or demigod because he knows he'll overpower them regardless 🥰

the sluttiest virgin you've ever met

he's been deprived of love his whole life, so once he finds a victim lover, he'll be super affectionate and clingy with them and expect them to do the same with him

sex doesn't even cross his mind at first. he'll latch himself on to you, force you to cuddle with him and even spoon him in bed (with you being the big spoon)

he'll kiss you and shower you with all of his love—and you better do the same with him too or else—but then he starts... craving a little more...

you'll notice it when you're cuddling, he'll have you on his lap with his arms wrapped around you tightly, but then you'll feel a bulge down below and stiffen up because you know what it means. soon enough, he'll be humping against you, face flushed, and high whines coming from the back of his throat. he wants get himself off with your help SO badly but he knows he shouldn't because he was ✨raised right✨

he's a proper pureblood boy after all, basically a fucking victorian child

and BECAUSE he's such a victorian child, there is no damn way he's going to have sex before marriage. so you guys gotta get married first before doing the forbidden tango

you probably won't be horny for him since he literally KIDNAPPED YOU, but he doesn't see that. he's delusional after all, why wouldn't his beautiful blushing bride be excited for the honeymoon night?

"oh? she's shaking like that because she's scared and not because holding back her happiness? and those tears aren't tears of joy, you say? that's okay! i'll just use the mist to make her happy then!" 🤗

you're immediately bombarded with love once the honeymoon night starts

he's such an eager puppy about it too. as much as he wants to rip your clothes off, he's still a gentleman so he'll remove them carefully with trembling hands and a wide grin. once the two of you are naked, he doesn't even bother with prepping you or being careful. he shoves his cock right in you without a care for your wellbeing, he's just so happy to be inside you, because now you're both real lovers, a real husband and wife, just like he wants 💖

he'll coo over your tears and wipe them away with that sick sick smile on his face, his hips constantly moving to ram himself inside you and his hands keeping you pinned down. "y-you feel so good," he'll moan into your ear, nails digging into the skin of your waist. "i'm so happy now... i get to have you for the rest of my life. isn't that wonderful, my love?"

things don't get better after your wedding night. your life just continues to go into a downwards spiral and there's nothing that can save you (well, maybe essie can help, but this is supposed to be dark so)

he has a jealous streak a mile wide and it's the most terrifying thing ever.

if he ever catches you even GLIMPSING at someone other than him, expect to be dragged away and fucked in bed. or, worse, he'll use charmspeak on you to lure you away and you end up on your shared bed, with him thrusting his cock in and out of your already battered pussy without understanding how you even got in this position.

either way, you'll find yourself on your back with your loving husband snarling at you as he pistons his hips against yours. he's rougher now, not so sweet and eager anymore because you made the mistake of pissing him off.

"m'sorry, m'sorry," you would pant, hands gripping the bedsheets desperately as your body was forced to move to his whims.

"how could you?!" he'd hiss, hand wrapped around your throat, not too tight to kill you, but enough to make you see stars as he pounded against you. "i'm your husband, your only purpose for living! there's no one else you love, but me, understood?!"

despite his angry tone, you could see tears in his eyes and actually feel a pang of guilt (that's stockholm syndrome bby)

"say it." he orders.

and you obey "i love you, i love you!" you breath out, and your mind's so broken you don't even think you're lying anymore