#i'm traumatized now 😍💅

[lovleyasme]

HELP, I HAD AN AWFUL NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT

So you know how like Colleen, Lizzo, Ariana Grande, etc were revealed to be terrible people sequentially?

IN MY NIGHTMARE CUPCAKKE WAS NEXT 😭

It was awful 😭😭😭

[somany-fandoms-solittle-time]

ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE IM A ✍️LITERARY📚 WHORE AND IVE WATCHED SO MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF SHERLOCK BUT ALSO I HAVE A SOFT HEART FOR PLAYFULLY FLIRTY BUT DEEPLY CARING MEN ITS A PROBLEM THAT PLAYFUL ENERGY MESHES SO WELL WITH MY ADHD

But also VICTOR??? He's so pretty and if there's something I have a soft spot for when it comes to dating games is THE SWEET SOFT PRETTY BOYS THAT ARE PSYCHOLOGICALLY BROKEN AND TRAUMATIZED LIKE ME TOO BITCH NOW LETS ENJOY SWEETS, TEA, AND A PRETTY SUNSET 💖💖💖

Playing Otome games and being Polyamorous is SUUUUUUCH a good time man. So many dynamics and personality types to experience and play around with. I'm an absolute SLUT FOR HISTORICAL FICTION AND EARLY ISEKAI STORIES!!!!!! Morally complicated historical figures as pretty anime boys (most of which from the WEST even though it was a game made in the EAST) is so fucking fascinating and the overlap of tropes and genres isn't as startling to someone who survived the Hamilton fandom lol!

GOD AND THE ART AMD THE AESTHETICCCCCC GOD I DONT HAVE TIME TO REDOWNLOAD THESE STORIES I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED BOOK 4 IN TWST FROM ALL THE FUCKING EVENTS AND IM NEARLY LVL 70 AND I HAVE SHIT TO DO AND A NEW JOB STARTING APPOINTMENTS ACTUAL PARTNERSSSSSS

(god, but courting a historical writer 😩🥴😍🥺🫣💖💕💅🌷💘💞💫🎉✨)

So, I haven't opened ikevamp in a couple days (I've been paralyzed by indecision about whose route to choose next, haha) and I open my phone today to THIS??

Like, skjshsk Hello??? This is so sweet???

STOP JASHGD PLS IM PLAYING SHAKESPEARES ROUTE NEXT SO THIS HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK HELLO !!!!! YOU BETTER GO VISIT HIM HENRY /lh

[curseofaphrodite]

guess which bitch is back

✨me✨

lmao sorry for not being active lately. moving on w shitty life story i fell down the stairs while coming from tuition yesterday. my back hands and legs hurt like a bitch. i think i traumatized the guy who was behind me. bc he was like "bitch tf you did??" he was literally shook deadass was in trance and he stared at me like i'm some alien (probably i am-) me 🤝 traumatizing people since 1989 bc yes i told my guy friend about it and he was like "shit why wasn't i there pls can you fall tomorrow too? xoxo" BITCH OK I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT CLEARLY NOT he was joking i hope for the sake of our friendship

SYDNEY SWEENY IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😍

today we had "blessing ceremony" and nyasa and my other friend ditched left me alone to deal w tina #sad but i j said her hi and then ignored her so hehehe girlboss

anyways i don't need alcohol to be chaotic moi makes bad decision without drinking 🥱💅‼️

i brought a teddy bear and it's pronouns are he/they. he's name twins w nyasa s teddy both of them are called andy 💗👼✨ ofc they're named after the loml andrew garfield just remembered i never told you my pronouns lmao i use she/her and i'm a raging bisexual you can tell i'm a ✨material gworl✨💅💋

ANYWHORE MY BF IS SO HOT LIKE WHAAAAAT???? we were randomly hanging out in his room my family is friends w his family since like forever so they don't care if we're alone in a room or not #coolindianparents itna trust i could never- moving on out of no where he's like "garmi ho rahi naa?" (translation: it's getting hot in here?😼" and he proceeds to remove his t shirt and omg so seggsy?? mf was shirtless (he does gym mf has abs but not very muscle-y? my mans a skinny legend lmao do you get what i'm saying probably not) and j wearing *drum rolls* *dramatic pause* 🥁🥁🥁 ✨GREY SWEATPANTS✨ istg he'll be the death of me

i think i'm in my ✨bridgerton✨ brothers phase antony and benedict omg so hot

i love you tori mwah mwah

goodbye lover i swear i don't do drugs

🔮(pretty emoji)

girl you need to be cellotaped to a human sized pillow. i do not trust you with walking anymore. omg yes stop traumatizing the poor dude 😭😭 hehe your friend better be joking or im taking out my knives. jjk.

AAA SHE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFULLL. omg noo not tinaaa. GOOD FOR YOU THO SCREW HER SHE SUCKS.

believe me bestie i know. still i dont think alcohol would help w your decision making either djsk 😩😩 [ jk we're getting drunk together 4 years from now when im out of uni w hopefully a job ]

HAHA YOURE NOT JUST A RAGING BISEXUAL YOURE A CHAOTIC BISEXUAL. dude i love the teddys gib one to me 🔪🔪

OMGG GOOD FOR YOU ISTG HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE HE WANTED TO GET A COMPLIMENT OUT OF YOU THAT SMOOTH FUCKER.

i still need to watch that show and i oop. i should probably start likr ern.

AA THATS SO BEAUTIFUL

i love you more

omg i dont have any color pallette coordination fml.

GOODBYE LOVE YOU SURE YOU DONT DO EM??? WHO KNOWS ANYMORE