#i'm swerving so hard for mj lately this is wild

[astrofireworks]

Bless ok I dreamt about this on the plane so bear with me ok consider this: Astro, but as mini guardian angels

MJ

Is the Fite Angel - would totally fight a wall for you

Also 100% talk, about 2% damage

Once tried to square up against a guardian angel double his size – the other angel was just really amused and found MJ really cute and hit his own human on the head for unintentionally hurting someone with such a pure angel

Always has a bright orange halo on

Sometimes when you walk around there’s a strange orange glow from your shirt pocket or on your shoulder or on your cap

It’s really weird sometimes but it’s oddly comforting to you

Halo glows and fades in time with his breathing but also shines really bright when he’s excited and happy

Presses kisses to your forehead when you wake up in the morning

Second most affectionate bean tbh

Presses kisses to your cheek when he’s happy for you too

Always touching you somehow – hand on your neck or hand grabbing your finger or sitting on your shoulder

Just likes to be in contact with you

Zips around your head and hums when excited

Gets excited a lot

Peeks out from the collar of your shirt occasionally to wave hi to other guardian angels

Gets really excited when they wave back

You like someone? Expect excited MJ-created BGM whenever they walk in your vicinity

Your personal hype man tbh

Got an exam? He’s sitting on your eraser cheering you on and supplying sometimes wrong answers

Good hair day? He’s flying around your mirror telling you how good you look

Someone complimented you? He’s zipping over to their guardian angel to give them a high-five

But also gets sleepy really quickly so he’s also often snoozing on your desk or your leg whenever nothing much is going on

Always in pajamas for this reason

Also maintains that pajamas are a fashion statement

You suspect it’s because he’s too lazy to change out into actual clothes

MJ, hissing: “you have no evidENCE”

Jinjin

Is the Worry Angel

Jinjin: “have u eaten breakfast?”

You: um well you know the answer to that

Jinjin: “unacCEPTA B L E GO AND BUY AN ENERGY BAR RIGHT NOW”

Waits for you to sleep before drifting off to sleep too

Prefers to consider things before reacting to them

Argument with someone? Jinjin rubs your cheek and tells you to calm down and think about your options before reacting

Stumped with a hard math question? Jinjin tells you to list all the relevant formulaes at the top of the page to see which one might help

Happy green bean

Smiles a lot at other angels

Happy green bean has happy green beams !!!

Sometimes you mess up unintentionally and the other person’s about to get angry but Jinjin just kind of waves his arm at the other person’s angel and explains something and beams at them and you just see the other person’s eyes soften and remind you not to do it again

Likes to hold some part of your sleeve

Jinjin: “It’s like a bodyguard thing”

You: ???? ok

Whines a little when you try to wear something sleeveless because it means he has nothing to hold onto

Takes the bodyguard thing a bit too seriously sometimes and wears sunglasses and a blazer over his green hoodie

But you love it and it makes you laugh so much

Is generally protective of you, even with your friends and especially with people you seem to like

Jinjin: “uh ok he’s really cute but also he’s failing chemistry – maybe a relationship isn’t the best thing for him to be focussing on right now”

You: o dammit ur right

Depresso espresso? Jinjin’s here to make sure you remember to get up to comb your hair and hydrate yourself

Jinjin, rubbing your hand during anxiety: “they’re not annoyed with you, I think they just need some personal space to deal with their own things for a while”

Also Jinjin, narrowing his eyes: “ok listen i know he’s handsome but the only handsome person I trust here is me”

Loves doggos

It’s incredible

There hasn’t been a dog that doesn’t love Jinjin

If there’s a stray dog in the area, Jinjin’d already be waving at them and flying over to pat its head

And by relation, there hasn’t been a dog that doesn’t love you

As a team you make good money dog-walking and dog-sitting tbh

Eunwoo

Comes from a line of OG angels tbh

Is one of the only two guardian angels in Astro with wings

I mean, the rest can fly too, but you can actually see Eunwoo’s wings beating

Eunwoo: “some great-great-grand-angel nonsense, it wasn’t important so I didn’t listen”

You: ????? ok thanks 4 the info

Has a great voice because of this though

You used to make him tell you bedtime stories or sing night-night songs just so you could fall asleep to his voice

Voice will literally calm you down even if you feel like fidgeting and if you’re not able to focus

Has a light blue, almost pearlescent halo because of this

Hella bright

Tries to tone it down but it’s like a phone-screen-in-the-middle-of-a-darkened-cinema kind of bright

Tends to wear darker colours to balance out the intensity of his glow

Not that anyone complains because he looks good in dark blue

“He looks good in everything” is the general consensus actually

When he wants to look threatening he pulls out The White Coat and that’s when you know he Means Business

Mostly solves problems with his smile and reasoning though

Is also a Worry Angel

Hovers around your eye level nearly all the time

Reminds you to do your homework and go to meetings

“have you printed the readings yet??”

“are you sure you submitted that form?? It’s due today!!”

Cries sometimes when you cry because he’s disappointed in himself for letting something make you sad

Truly just a soft

Giggly bean

Blushes when someone flirts with you

Tries to tell you how to flirt back but ends up giggling and hiding behind your neck as the other person’s angel watches in amusement  

Giggles for no reason too; you’d normally mind but his laugh is so musical and cute you can’t bring yourself to care

Also likes tucking stray strands of hair behind your ears and then laughing to himself because you’re cute

You: ?????????? ok but I’m literally a potato

Eunwoo: “UR CUTE”

Helps you study

Makes you face the wall as he reads from flash cards

You also have to lay them out on the table for him because he’s too small to shift so many of them at once

Whispers formulaes from memory during exams then looks around guiltily even though he’s made it such that nobody can hear him anyway

Moonbin

Likes sleeping in your hair

Claims it’s soft and warm but you suspect it’s because he likes giving off the somewhat creepy impression that the top of your head’s glowing deep red

If you’re wearing a cap he’s most likely sitting with his feet dangling off the lid

Is the Actual Definition of Fite Angel

Ready to square up the moment someone insults you

Gives the best glares and gets most people to leave you alone if you’re not feeling up to human contact

Hella effective during concerts when there are people pushing up against you

Or when all you want to do is be alone tbh

Alternates between wearing office shirts and pants and scrappy hoodies depending on his mood

When he’s in the formal shirt and he rolls up his sleeves he looks so casually menacing you’re glad he’s on your side

And if he’s in a hoodie and he pushes up his sleeves and his eyes glow ed he looks dangerous and practised you’d almost be alarmed

Except you also know he hasn’t fought anyone since you were five so really, he’s just a big softie

Is also actually the softest bean

Will rub your cheek with sweater paws to soothe you

Will snuggle into your neck during class “because it’s warm”

Occasionally peers at things with his glasses and reads them wrongly on purpose anyway just to make you laugh

Will press kisses on your nose to comfort you and tell you it’s alright

Cries during emotional movies and makes you cuddle him

Sings you to sleep sometimes if he remembers to control his volume and not get too carried away

Flirty af too

Drops smooth and non-cheesy pick-up lines to other angels

You get alarmed sometimes with the sheer amount he drops because you’re not interested in the other person – what if they get the wrong idea???

Bin just pats your shoulder and tells you It’s okay and that it’s better to keep the angels on your good side in case you ever need help

But also gets mildly flustered when they flirt back so like ?? Moonbin what is the truth

Is probably a cat whisperer

Everytime you head home there’s always a stray cat that pops up out of nowhere to follow you

Bin, cooing over it and rubbing its head: “CAN WE KEEP IT”

You: ?????????? we can’t afford it Binnie

Bin, with watery eyes, whispering to the cat: “perhaps next time, buddy”

It’s alarming, to say the least

Rocko

Great adviser

Most of the time, anyway

Will give good advice because he’s quietly observing most of the time

Rocko: “no don’t partner up with her, I heard her bragging to her friend about freeloading off her project partner last week”

You: ??? woAH okay thanks for the heads-up

Also Rocko: “ok yeah I think it’s fine to microwave the whole egg right?? Are there instructions on the carton???? Maybe stick it in a metal bowl so it’d at least explode safely when it’s in the microwave???????”

please don’t do this kids

Calm and Collected

If Jinjin and Eunwoo were the Worry Angels, he’s the Calm one

Rocko: “no need to double check, I remember you’ve already submitted it”

Anxiety? Rocko’s here to stamp his love all over you and validate you

Upsetto spaghetto? Rocky’s here to listen to you rant

Also an excited bean

When he sees cool stuff he’d zip off to see it and leave an indigo trail behind him for you to follow

Most of the time it’s someone dancing or it’s some cool beat that has you moving your feet as well

Sometimes it’s some cool new thing in a shop and you see him with his nose pressed against the glass and eyes wide

Gets hyped with you when you’re doing things you like

Learns fanchants to all your favourite songs and chants them along with you

Learns the choreo too, for good measure

Bounces all over the place when you meet someone who likes the same things you do

Likes to ride on your shoulder because it means he can see everything coming and can listen to a great deal more than you can notice

Saved you a couple times too

Once put up glowing indigo barrier (that you banged your forehead against, thank you very much) to prevent you from taking a step just moments before a car rolled to a stop in front of you

Rapped you on your head a couple times to make you focus on where you’re walking instead of daydreaming

Doesn’t quite know what to do with himself when someone you like appears

Rocko: “she’s cute o no what do we do”

You: ?????? idk man help me out here

Rocko, already buried somewhere in your shirt:

You: she’s gettinG CLOSER ROCKY HELP

Rocky, face red: “ur on ur oWN WITH THIS ONE”

Sanha

Happy glowy yellow giraffe

Flaps his wings a bit too much when he gets excited and ends up shooting in random directions

Sometimes also stumbles over his own feet and has to catch himself with his wings

It’s cute sometimes but mostly alarming how many times he’s tumbled into things and you’ve had to pick him up

The only other one in Astro to have wings is Eunwoo, so Sanha figures he’s probably part OG-angel somewhere along the line too

Except with none of Eunwoo’s grace, he figures he’s too tall for that shit so he isn’t even going to try

Prefers to sit on your shoulder too

Just so he can talk directly into your ear

Also it’s more comfortable to have his guitar floating directly next to him so he can grab it out of thin air whenever

Sometimes he likes to peek out from the collar of your shirt too because it’s warm

Also because he thinks it’s cute that it makes it look like your heart is actually glowing gold

Likes making music with you

You could be humming a song or whatever and Sanha’d pull his guitar up and sing along

Full out jam sessions !!!!

Ends up with you both staring at your undone homework and sighing

At least it means you don’t have to put on study music because Sanha’s basically your personal guitar player

A pure bean with good intentions but questionable execution

Remembers really ridiculous things that somehow ?? has saved some of your social interactions

Likes to cheer you up with made up stories that somehow end up with people dying

Also the most affectionate angel

Tells you every day that you’re loved and appreciated

Highkey needs to be in contact with you all the time 

Will hold your finger when you’re doing work 

Will snuggle into your neck when you fall asleep

Will kiss you on the forehead, on the nose, on the cheek at random times 

It tickles sometimes but it makes you giggle though, so really,

And as with all my profiles with Sanha: Talk Shit Get Hit

Announces the weirdest things sometimes

Sanha: “yo I bet you haven’t had this song stuck in your head for a while”

Sanha, proceeding to play said song on his guitar

You, groaning:

Also tends to mention said weird things at the worst of times

Sanha, giggling in the middle of an exam: “don't look now but I just saw your professor pick his nose”

You, seriously about to cry: