#i'm so happy it's back

[orangeandpurple]

Happy Futurama premiere day!

I present to you some cute scenes from the first new episode in ten years

[choppedsouldreamer]

Guys guess who just got IbisPaintX on their phone? I DID!! THE DIGITAL DRAWINGS ARE BACK EVERYONE!!!

CSD really needed a winter look, she is always getting too DAMN COLD! so here she is in some themed earmuffs and a scarf to match!

doodle close up closeups (Might be a lil small lol):

CSD being forced to wear warm clothes because Kinsey is a worried wife but they did a botched job since Kin was too worried-:

New reaction with CSD that is supposed to be like the pic below if you can see it, I screenshotted it from discord and I forgot what the original was called lol- (HELP ME OUT HERE):

me who forgot how to use ibis paint after so long and got a free stylus with my phone case so had to get used to it fr-

[dreamwithgeorge]

so many boop in so little time 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

[geekthefreakout]

Taking a moment to thank the artists who have returned Jason's white streak to its rightful place.

My beloved.

[ellcrys]

BRO THE WHEEL OF TIME 2X01 I'M 🔥🔥🔥

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[almond-lebkuchen]

Love that I can boop myself and also the cat paw <3333

[demaparbat-hp]

Existential Nihilism Squad™

[nipuni]

My favourite alien 🥰

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on oct 1st! and you can find prints of all my work at my store

[literarymerritt]

Thinking about Them 🥺

Art Tumblr | Twitter

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[torisprlng]

DOCTOR WHO | SPACE BABIES & THE DEVIL'S CHORD + TUMBLR REACTIONS

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Be wary not of the beast, but the hand that tamed it.

(Read more dog training tips over at Tiger Tiger)

[radio-ghost-cooks]

GUYS WE HAVE A FAKED COROCORO PAGE

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

[drulalovescas]

"spn fandom has the worst gaydar ever"

POSSIBLY

"the supernatual cast have been so openly affectionate and horny for each other that we failed to see the obvious signs"

PROBABLY

"we were told for years that the gayest love story that ever graced our screens was only platonic so we're preconditioned to think they're just buddies"

MOST DEFINITELY