#i'm seriously panicking actually because i'm getting almost no hours and keep getting sent home early because of payroll

[kaderp]

ALRIGHT FUCKERS THIS IS GONNA BE A HELLA LONG MEGAPOST AS I WAS GIVEN THE OK

BASICALLY this is gonna be a collection of bullshit me and @blackfliesinbluesugar have come up with and drawn

It starts with Goldie still living in Ireland at 17-19 and Scrooge from ages 18-20 staying in Scotland. And long story short they're dumbasses as teens. Cliche forbidden romance type stuff. Goldie's dad has shot people in the foot for trying to mess around with Goldie or just even talk to her for too long. So the only logical explanation they have is make Scrooge hide in the barn when he visits.

Basically Scrooge chills in the barn for a while cause Goldie's the only one that ever really goes in there because she's in charge of all the chores there. Which is where the context of this post is from

After the first time they fooled around Goldie was like 'oh crap what if I got pregnant D:' and told her mom she's going through a phase of flowey/big dresses when in reality she's trying to hide a potential baby bump. Now her mom doesn't care because she's too caught up in the fact that Goldie is finally 'acting like a lady.'

So eventually because they never put together that 'hey, if we keeping doing this we're gonna end up with a baby', Goldie does end up pregnant. And because her dad is a dick and a 'I catch you with my daughter then you die' type of shotgun dad, Goldie is freaking tf out.

About a month after she finds out she's pregnant, the O'Gilt's (well mostly just Goldie and her mom lol) get invited to a fancy dinner and Scrooge is really wanting to see Goldie again. So what better way to see her than to travel to Ireland, steal a uniform, and sneak into said dinner party as a busboy. Problem is he can't risk Goldie's dad seeing him again so he tries to slick back his whiskers

But while Scrooge is running around, he eventually spots Goldie across the room. Now he's never seen her in anything fancy, usually just the flannel and green work skirt. And he just about dies 😭

By now she has a bit of a baby bump she's had to hide so she normally goes for high waisted dresses that immediately flow out.

Anyways, as Scrooge is putting on the uniform he realizes he has absolutely no idea how to actually be a busboy. He doesn't know the first thing about dining and stuff so he's just like AAAAAAA

As they both see each other, Scrooge gives a dorky grin and Goldie smiles before realizing he snuck in. Right when Scrooge goes to see her he gets dumped with a bunch of dishes he has to set. Goldie sees him struggling to figure out how to set a table and he just gives her a nervous grin while she's like 'oh you beautiful dumbass -_-'

She's turning red cause she's trying so hard not to burst out in laughter as Scrooge slips and a bunch of silverware falls on him

He's getting yelled at by the director but he's just giving Goldie a goofy grin from across the room.

Her parents: remember to be calm and not make a scene no matter wh-

Goldie watching Scrooge trip on the tablecloth: BWAHAHA

But as the dinner progresses, Goldie remembers Scrooge doesn't even know she's pregnant. So she keeps trying to tell him but they both constantly get pulled away to do other things.

Towards the end of dinner Scrooge gets a free moment and realizes then that 'holy shit I actually like really love her!' So he darts to wherever she is and is struggling to get it out cause he doesn't know how much time he has left. He eventually spits it out and tells Goldie he loves her and is immediately called away. Scrooge takes her hands and quickly kisses her cheek before running to wherever the director is calling him from.

Goldie is shocked and stays still for a moment but by the time the shock wears off she realizes Scrooge is already long gone and they don't see each other again. And now Goldie's like 'crap crap crap, he said he loves me and I didn't even tell him I'm pregnant.'

They aren't able to communicate for a while cause Goldie's so focused on trying to keep her family pleased while still hiding her baby bump, and Scrooge keeps getting sidetracked and forgetting to write. (You can't tell me that isn't something he'd do because he kept getting distracted in the life and times when coming back home). He has her address, and he has started a letter, and even his family knows about her. 3ish months pass of no communications until one night Goldie starts contractions.

She darts to the barn after the first contraction and realizes she has to do this alone. A letter takes a day to get to Scrooge and going to Scotland herself would take closer to 7 hours. At that point it would be safer to not move.

It's like 3am by the time she lays and the egg ends up being pretty small. The entire time Goldie was just getting sicker and sicker. She ends up too weak to even hide the egg and has a high fever. She seriously thinks she's not gonna make it for the first night she can barely stay conscious.

The next morning she has just enough strength to lazily hide the egg in the hay and sluggishly make her way back to the main house. Her parents are already up and she explains she started feeling iffy while doing chores and collapses.

Because her parents aren't completely heartless and she still is their daughter, her parents' main focus shifts to trying to nurse her back to health. They assume she fell with a bad flu and don't know she had spent all night laying an egg.

During this time she writes to Scrooge telling him to get over here asap, it's an emergency.

Goldie's parents take over her chores in the barn and the moment they said that Goldie went into panic mode again. During a lunch break she climbs through her window and runs to the barn to hide the egg better. She does, and she successfully makes it back to her room but collapses again and sleeps until the next day.

Scrooge arrives 3 days after she lays and now she's really panicking. She's still weak and sick, and her parents are coming closer and closer to finding the egg. Scrooge when he sees her is genuinely freaking out. Not only for the future and that he now has an egg, but because Goldie did it by herself in a dirty barn. She's still a little loopy even though it's been a few days and Scrooge just feels heart broken that he wasn't there to help. He starts going on a tangent about how she could have died but Goldie just kisses him to get him to stop blabbering.

Scrooge helps her clean up a bit cause even with her parents looking after her, she's still a mess. But as he's washing her and the egg up, they hear fighting from the main house. Her parents realized she wasn't in her bed. She starts crying and tells Scrooge he needs to run home asap because if her dad finds out he'll most definitely kill him and/or the baby.

(This was the first doodle for the au before deciding on an exact age/place/look so don't mind the sloppiness)

Scrooge escapes right as her dad comes in. She pulls the excuse of she thought she felt well enough to do chores.

Scrooge rn is running like a madman back to Scotland. He went from chilling with his family to being a father who's child needs to be kept secret within a day.

By the time Scrooge gets back home it's the middle of the night and is ngl feeling pretty overwhelmed. He tells Downy that he messed up and she's just like ??? So Scrooge holds up the egg and Downy just purses her lips like 'ah'

The next morning Scrooge explains to his family what happened and doesn't leave out any detail. Fergus and Downy obviously have mixed feelings. Scrooge is barely 19 yet he already has a kid??? But in the end they realize they can't change what's happened and focus on helping Scrooge protect this child.

Once the baby hatched, all mixed feelings from Downy erased and she just went into 'this is my grandbaby and no one will touch her' mood.

Scrooge and Goldie kept in contact from the moment Goldie gave away the egg. Because of the little incident of Goldie 'trying to do chores while sick,' she was put under close monitoring for the next few months and couldn't visit each other. After constant writing back and forth, they find a date to meet up half way between Scotland and Ireland so Goldie can meet her baby. They try to decide on baby names through the letter but they can't agree on anything. Goldie finds out that Scrooge moved out of his small Glasgow home and into McDuck Castle. He gives her the new location on the map as well.

The first time Scrooge tries to sneak out with the baby Fergus is just standing right outside with his brow arched and Scrooge starts freaking out.

Before Scrooge can apologize for trying to sneak out, Fergus just asks if Scrooge would like him to go with.

Scrooge is a little shocked but can't talk with the frog in his throat and just nods. Along the way Scrooge explains how he and Goldie have been trying to find the right time to sneak out for weeks because it was so hard for Goldie to get free time. She was sent to go across country to get supplies and uses that opportunity to go meet up with Scrooge and the baby again.

Fergus just nods and continues.

When they do see Goldie, she almost breaks down at the sight that the baby survived and is being raised in a good house hold and can't stop holding her. The baby is about 3 months old by now. They finally agreed on a name and she ended up being named Maryanne. (Yes Jelly and I chose that because it means Star of the Sea)

She has to give the baby back to Scrooge cause stupid teenage and still getting over pregnancy hormones are getting the better of her and she starts full on sobbing as she sits on the ground. Scrooge freezes cause he's like aaaaaa what do I dooooo while still holding the baby.

But Fergus crouches down to her and asks if she wants a hug. All Goldie can say is 'uh huh' and he just wraps himself around her. She hugs back and Fergus rocks back and forth until Goldie's calmed down.

'I'm sorry I pulled your son into the mess. I-I was just so scared that my papa w-would kill one of us that I didn't know what else to do.'

Fergus pulls her away so he can actually look at her. And part of him feels that tinge of fear and sadness that the two teens had experienced. He grabs onto her shoulders which causes Goldie to look up at him.

'While I dinnae agree what you two did was right. Ah'm proud of you. Because what you did, finding the will to give up a child for their own safety, took a lotta strength there, lass.' And before she can react, Fergus pulls her in again and let's it sink in.

Scrooge is still holding the baby but now he's sitting down and bouncing the cooing baby on his knee while watching the scene unfold.

Over the course of the next few months, Goldie visits as much as possible and she grows closer to the family and Scrooge every time. On the times she can't visit, Fergus accompanies Scrooge in order to protect them from Goldie's dad. She's had a few close calls with her dad, but nothing too serious

After those events, Goldie practically moves in with the McDucks and they work on raising Maryanne. However like in the Rosa series, they're still experiencing tax trouble and Scrooge says he's gonna have to go to South Africa. The baby is about 2 by now and Scrooge is almost 21, while Goldie is about 19 and a half.

(This next section was an accident but basically it started as jotting down ideas but turned into a fic after I said it would take 20 seconds to write but turned into 2 hours fjdbfndn)

Scrooge is torn between whether or not to go until Goldie says she'll go with him. And because she's stubborn, no one objects. So the three travel across the world together. Maryanne practically grows up on the sea and all of those adventures where Goldie is present in the DT17 Rewriting History book happen.

On adventures they trade off tying the baby to their backs until she's old enough to not need to anymore. Although for the more dangerous ones, one of them stays behind.

But because they weren't married and had a kid in their teens, they were generally looked down upon. It got to the point where they just started saying they were married in order to avoid conflict with others. And after a while they actually forgot they weren't in fact married

'Huh, I forgot we're not actually married.' 'WAIT WE'RE NOT???'

Or

'We're married' 'Oh ok, can i see your marriage records?' '... oh right'

But some old lady or old guy either way starts criticizing Goldie for being a young mother and they just deck the shit outta them and run. Or Goldie fighting someone with baby tied to her back.

Maryanne grows up to be an ocean cartographer and leads sailing expeditions and that's all we have for her. Also she has super blue eyes lol

That's basically almost all of the things we have for this au lol

[aikea-guinea]

elleinvogue replied to your video “Posting this because I feel like it’s been ages since I violently...”

Where do you work? Could you use headphones?

Retail, so sadly no.  :/

[hxveidoneenough]

I'm Sorry (Lin-Manuel x Reader)

Request: None

Prompt: “I don’t want them to find out yet.” and “Please, don’t go. Don’t leave me.”

Warnings: Cursing, and Angst. Some panicking.

Word Count:

A/N: This is my first fic on tumblr, so I apologize if it’s not perfect. I’ve also never written a One-shot type deal, only actual stories. I promise they’ll get better!  I also have nothing but respect for Vanessa, this just an AU!

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“Y/N, wake up.” Lin mumbled quietly as he shook your body gently. A small groan passed your lips as your eyes barely opened and you glanced over at him. He had a dorky smile on his face, one that made a small smile form on yours even though you had just woken up.

“Hmm?” You mumbled out quietly, and Lin gave you a sad look.

“You have to get up and get to your apartment so that you aren’t late for call time.” He said softly, running his finger slowly up and down the length of your arm.

“Why cant I just leave from here and sleep some more?’ You whined out quietly as you buried your head back into the pillow.

"You know why.” Lin said softly, and you let a loud groan pass your lips into the pillow. Lin chuckled quietly, still continuing to look at you with a sad look in his eyes. “I’m sorry.”

“Yeah, yeah.” You mumbled as you sat up and started to brush your hair down with your fingers before you stood up. Lin followed after you, walking around to the other side of the bed and wrapping his arms around your waist slowly, pulling your bodies together.

“I’m sorry.” He said quietly, and you only nodded your head as you leaned back into your boyfriend. “I just dont want them to figure it out. It’s only been less than a year since Vanessa and I spilt up, I dont want them to think I’m just using you as a rebound.”

“Yeah, yeah.” You said as you pushed out of Lins grip, gathering your things from around his bedroom. Once you were sure that you had everything, you nodded your head at Lin. “I guess I’ll see you at practice.”

“I love you.” Lin said and you nodded your head.

“I love you too, Lin.” You said as you exited his apartment and walked down a few apartment doors, putting your key in the door and unlocking it. You lived about 4 or 5 doors down from Lin’s household, so you were unaware as to why it was a problem for to stay until call-time because they almost always left the apartment complex at the same time.

You shut the door behind yourself and let a defeated sigh pass your lips as you placed your bag on the couch and went to take a quick shower before you would have to leave. Once you had the water at the perfect temperature, you hopped in and quickly started to wash your body and hair. Standing under the water for a few minutes, you shook your head slightly.

You wouldnt admit it to Lin, but you had grown tired of always being a secret. You hated it, if you was being totally honest with yourself. You hated sneaking around, despised being kindly kicked out of your boyfriends apartment before anyone would notice you were there. You hated having to keep your boyfriends name private when you talked to friends and family about it, and having to act like you didn’t have an significant other when you were around the rest of the cast.

After a few more moments passed and you stepped out of the shower, wrapped a towel around your head and waist, walking over and standing in front of her mirror. That’s when you saw the hickey near the middle of your neck that Lin had left there last night and you swore you could have walked back down to his apartment and killed him.

Angrily exiting your bathroom and walking back to where you had dropped off your purse, you dug through it until you found your phone and you scrolled to Lins contact. Snapping a picture of your neck, you sent it to Lin.

To: Lin-Manuel💖 From: (Y/N) 9:36 What the hell is this Lin-Manuel Miranda?

To: (Y/N)💖 From: Lin-Manuel 9:38 …Oops?

To: Lin-Manuel💖 From: (Y/N) 9:39 Oops? Really? That’s all you’re going to say? You’re the one who wants to keep this secret, and giant hickies on my neck is not the way to keep secret.

To: (Y/N)💖 From: Lin-Manuel 9:40 I am very sorry, (Y/N). I got a little bit carried away. Just a little bit.

To: Lin-Manuel💖 From: (Y/N) 9:41 Uh-huh. And what am I supposed to tell the cast later when I can’t completely cover this?

To: (Y/N)💖 From: Lin-Manuel 9:45 …. Drunken one night stand?

After that text, you threw yourr phone on your couch and let out an angry groan. How could he even want you to suggest that you had had a drunk night with a total stranger? You shook your head as you went into the bathroom and attempted to cover the large bruise on your neck.

***

You grumbled as you walked out of your apartment, pulling your hair around your neck. The makeup you had used to cover the bruise was working for the moment, but you were still nervous that someone was going to see.

You walked to the theatre with your head down, awkwardly moving your purse over your shoulder to keep your hands moving. You knew that a lot of people got hickies, and Lin had left some on your body before. But you had never had one where people would be able to find see it.

“Hey (Y/N)!” A voice behind you called out and you quickly turned around to see Oak walking towards you with a smile on his face. You returned the smile and gave him a quick have as he came closer. He pulled you into a hug, and you let out a small giggle into the large man’s chest. You slowly pulled back from each other and Oak wrapped his arm around your shoulders, the two of you walking into the theatre together. .

“How was your night?” He asked, and you shrugged.

“I just went home and watched the Titanic. Not that exciting.” You werent exactly lying, you had gone over to Lins and he put on Titanic and had popcorn ready for you. You smiled for a moments at the memory, but the smile quickly faded as you remembered how angry you were at the Miranda.

“Oh that’s cool! I started watching…” Oak started as you walked into the theatre together, but you had tuned him out at some point once he stated. You slowly glanced around the room to see if Lin was there yet, and the two of you met eyes from around the room, and he smiled at you. Instead of smiling back at him, you scowled and wrapped your arm around Oaks waist, pulling the man closer to you. Oak didn’t seem to notice. He continued to ramble on about whatever it was he was talking about, and you tilted your head to pretend that you were interested in what he was going on about.

You felt a little bad, using Oak to make Lin jealous from across the room. But you wanted to piss on Lin as much as he had pissed you off this morning. After a few more moments of walking with Oak, you excused yourself to make your way to the tech office.

Pushing the door almost the entire way shut behind of you, you walked over to the counter and pulled your large notebook out of it before plopping down at the table, crossing your legs over each other and starting to scan through the book. The show didn’t start for roughly another two hours, so you wanted to spend the rest of the time memorizing and making small changes to the way you ran your prop station.

The door to the office was pushed open and closed quickly, and you glanced up to meet the eyes of Lin. He had a small scowl on his face as he looked at you, and you only rolled your eyes and went back to marking in your script.

“So, Oak? Huh?” Lin asked as he sat down across from you. You looked up at him with an innocent look over your face, acting as if you had no idea what he was talking about.

“What, Mr. Miranda?” You asked, and his scowl only deepened. When you guys had first met, you only referred to him as ‘Mr. Miranda’ until he eventually convinced you to call him Lin. From there, the rest was history.

“You know I hate being called Mr. Miranda. Especially by you.”

“I thought you didn’t want anyone to know about us at work, Lin. I’m just doing my best to make sure no one does.” You replied sarcastically and Lin pulled his chair closer to you, moving his head slightly closer to yours.

“What is your problem, (Y/N)? Seriously.” He asked and you rolled your eyes.

“I don’t know, what could my problem possibly be?”

“I don’t know, that’s why I asking you!” Lin said, raising his voice slightly. When you didn’t answer, his continued to ask. “What is it, (Y/N)? What the did I do to piss you off this time?” He said, raising his voice until he was almost yelling.

“Maybe the fact that my boyfriend wants me to pretend that I had a fucking drunk one night stand instead of just admitting that he was with me?!” You screamed, standing up snd slamming your hand down on the table. Lin jumped slightly from your actions, but instantly stood up as well.

“You know exactly why I want you to pretend that’s what happened! I’m doing it to protect you, to protect us!”

“Protect us from what? So what it’s only been a year since you and Vanessa spilt it off. You decided that you were ready for another relatioship. You’re a grown up and you make your own fucking decisions! If you don’t think your friends will accept what is fucking making you happy, then they’re not your actual friends!” You screamed, and Lin shook his head quickly, opening his mouth to say 'I’m sorry’ but you cut him off.

“No, I’m done. If you’re so sorry, then prove it! I’m fucking done being treated like I need to be a secret. Like I’m some burden on you when we’re anywhere but your house.” You said, scrambling to pick up your belongings from the table, not wanting to make eye contact with Lin.

“(Y/N), wait. Please, let’s talk.” Lin said, but you shook your head as you rushed out of the room, leaving Lin standing in the middle of the room by himself.

***

The show was a little off today. Lin almost missed cues, changed some of the words in his own song and nearly tripped during the choreo for My Shot and Yorktown. You did your best to avoid him though, tending to your prop and making sure everything was in order before you scurried out of the theatre without so much as a goodbye to any one of your friends. You had a feeling if you faced anyone, you would end up breaking down about your break up with Lin.

You walked back to your apartment with your head down, fiddling with your fingers as you did. All of the emotions from your break up were finally hitting you, and you barely made it into your apartment before you broke down. You shut the door and slid down it slowly, breaking into tears. You buried your head in your hands, allowing quiet sobs to pass your lips as you did.

Of course you understood why Lin wanted to keep it a secret in the beginning, but you had been together for a while now and you didn’t think that the down low would last this long. But, the way that you had reacted and blew up on Lin wasn’t at all the way that you thought you would bring up how this made you feel.

Your sobs were cut short as a knock came to your door. Slowly, you stood up and wiped your eyes quickly before opening the door. When you did, Lin stood there with his hair messily laying over his shoulders, a bouquet of lily’s in one hand and a teddy bear in his other hand.

He glanced up at you and noticed your swollen eyes and tear stained cheeks and he pushed himself in, pulling you against his chest. You instantly melted against his body, resting your head on his chest and letting quiet sobs pass your lips. Lins arms wrapped tightly around you, and he kissed the top of your head repeatively.

“I’m so sorry, (Y/N). God I’m sorry.” He whispered quietly as he shut the door behind himself. You shook your head frantically from side to side as you glanced up at him with large eyes.

“No, I’m sorry.” You said, and he shook his head back at you.

“You have no reason to be sorry, (Y/N). You did nothing wrong, I should have never asked you to keep us secret. God, I am so sorry.”

“I shouldnt have blown up on you like that.” You mumbled and Lin pulled back long enough to set the flowers and bear down on the counter closest to you. After that, he pulled you back to him and kissed the top of your head.

“You had every right to do what you did.” Lin said quietly. “Just please, please don’t leave me. Don’t let go.” He said and you glanced up at him slowly. You nodded your head and leaned up, pressing your lips against his gently. He responded almost instantly, kissing you back and lifting you off the ground. A small squeal escaped your lips as he carried you back to your bedroom.

He laid you down on your bed, crawling up beside of you. You flipped on your side and glanced over at Lin with a small smile on your face and he reached up at ran his fingers slowly through your hair. He opened his mouth to say 'I’m sorry’ again, but you pressed your finger against his lips.

“If you say you’re sorry one more time, then I am going to kick you out of my bed.” You said, and Lin chuckled quietly. The two of you sat there for a few minutes, bantering back and forth before Lin pulled out his phone from his back pocket and snapped a quick picture of you.

You werent paying attention in the picture, curled up in the covers. You were laying on your back, staring up at the ceiling but you had a smile on your face and your hand was intertwined with Lins on the top of the blanket.

The Miranda went to twitter to post his final goodnight tweet, and he attached the picture of you to it.

@ Lin_Manuel Goodnight world, from me and my whole 🌏