#i'm placing a starting bid at $3.50 plus shipping for anyone interested
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does anyone want an aggressive white rooster? because this guy sucks. are you in the market for a bird that sucks? i got your guy for sure.
#we didnt mean to get a rooster#it happens sex is hard to identify on baby birds#he was suckin so bad we just thought he was a really aggressive hen who was a little taller than the other two white chickens#thats not weird some chickens are taller than their siblings#his coxcomb and wattle grew out a bit longer than the other two did initially which was also not necessarily that weird#i like to call those their 'gills'#because they help them breathe underwater of course#some hens again have bigger gills than others especially if they are a little taller thats not weird either#no but this bird has become entirely a whole entire man bro straight up says cock a doodle do and he does it all the time#the audacity of any bird to be a rooster in front of my father who has hated roosters his entire boomer life#so anyway this roosters sucks. but some people like birds even the ones who suck#i'm placing a starting bid at $3.50 plus shipping for anyone interested#shut up kaily
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