#i'm out here writing sentimental poetry about him and he's saying my arm looks like an anorexic snake. what an outrage.
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me: *proudly showing my best friend my new cane. important note: i am 4'10" and was wearing a newsboy cap at the time*
my best friend: nice. it really completes the tiny tim look
me:
#james acaster#disability#tiny tim#tiny tim is a tag#i love that#this was also my reaction when he said i walk like a drunk ape#and when i asked him how my bicep looked and he said “like an anorexic snake”#i'm out here writing sentimental poetry about him and he's saying my arm looks like an anorexic snake. what an outrage.#he's a fucking bastard (affectionate)
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